I love Splatoon! I imagine my sexy little Inkling seductress crying while I forcefeed her a plate of 5 hot dogs. I like to tell her this is what pregnancy feels like.
>>718824237 (OP)
>wake up
>turn off phone alarm, phone is a long black object that reminds me of BBCs
>ps5 in my peripheral vision reminds me of stinky, black sonybros
>go make breakfast
>banana i cut up into my oatmeal reminds me of whitebois and snowbunnies losing to BBCs
>go to brush teeth after breakfast
>charcoal toothpaste reminds me of BBCs
>start my WFH job
>black coworker on zoom probably is packing a fucking hammer
>have to sissycum on break while wearing chastity cause it's too distracting
>see my copy of splatoon 3 on my shelf
>imagine an inkling getting a Mevans Meal of 5 "charred" sausages if you catch my drift
and that's just my morning. how jaded & spaded are you fellow whitebois?
>wake up
>turn off phone alarm, phone is a long black object that reminds me of BBCs
>ps5 in my peripheral vision reminds me of stinky, black sonybros
>go make breakfast
>banana i cut up into my oatmeal reminds me of whitebois and snowbunnies losing to BBCs
>go to brush teeth after breakfast
>charcoal toothpaste reminds me of BBCs
>start my WFH job
>black coworker on zoom probably is packing a fucking hammer
>have to sissycum on break while wearing chastity cause it's too distracting
>see my copy of splatoon 3 on my shelf
>imagine an inkling getting a Mevans Meal of 5 "charred" sausages if you catch my drift
and that's just my morning. how jaded & spaded are you fellow whitebois?