Thread 718826018

Forget hidden gem threads, /v/.
This lists Steam games with literally ZERO reviews.

https://www.gameswithnoreviews.com/

I fucking dare you to find a single good game in there that you would be willing to actually pay for.
Protip: you can't.

>>718826018 (OP)

jesus fuck its like browsing itch.io

Very first dive I found something that looked alright
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3604870/Cyber_Sentinel/

Your thread is too narrow. I can recommend some recently released games with 20ish views that I was keeping an eye on cuz zelda likes are rare (well, good ones)

>>718826203
bro you cant be serious

I actually commend valve for being able to hide all this slop from us

How many man hours, how many lives wasted

>>718826839
Applies to everything in life breh

>>718826839
I wouldn't be surprised if half of this is AI coded

I know someone here is into this kind of thing
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2243850/Frostys_Cold_Hard_Produce/

>>718826839
>just make your own game bro

>>718826018 (OP)
>18k games were released on Steam in 2024
>nobody will remember 99,99% of those
>>718827712
you need a lot of money for a shilling campaign or get lucky with the Algorithm/some streamers/youtubers, otherwise your game will be dead before it was born

>>718828331
>>718826839
I scrolled down for like a minute straight and found fuck all.

>>718828280
>5x5 jigsaw puzzle

>>718828331
>18k games were released on Steam in 2024
Isn't there a one time fee of 900 bucks to publish something? That's 16 million steam rakes in without doing anything.

huh
wonder why this one didn't sell...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3393700/FEMPUNKS/

>>718828280
We will never have a nice giantess game, will we?

>>718828331
games, like art, are probably better done for personal satisfaction than ever hoping to make a buck off of them.
>>718826018 (OP)
>site with games with no reviews
>open game store page
>2 reviews

these suck ass. This was the only one that looked passable for its price so far
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1477420/NeoZero/

i'm going to buy every game without a review and review them

Why do we respect indies again?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2593450/Furi_Demake__The_Chain/
0 reviews

same person who made
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1250440/Garlic/

>>718830375
have fun buying the $179 "Aerial Cam Simulator" because the creator's head is so far up his ass he thinks his game is an industry recognized training tool

>>718826018 (OP)
Sorry I'm a man of taste and only play games that won goty only

>>718828331
This guy is an industry plant btw, he just wants no competition.

>>718830558
>Furi Demake
>browse all 396 reviews
I mean it looks good but cmon man
>>718826018 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2733660/Matt_Murphy_The_case_of_the_stone_guest/
looks like it has heart in it but the english translation is supposedly ass. It's only in spanish
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1899110/Octo_Vinctum_Revenge_of_the_Czar/
looks ok to me. Probably the only game appropriately priced
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1656230/Phantom_Train/
might be passable

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1953240/Zeus_Quest__The_Rebirth_of_Earth/

what's your excuse?

/v/ simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3480540/Keyboard_Warrior_Simulator/
>captcha: 2YT82

>>718830558
Furi Demake had reviews, they just got wiped when they made the incredibly baffling choice to charge money for it, without even adding any new content

>>718831121
start charging money for it*

>>718826018 (OP)
>haha I am sooo hipster for only playing games on steam!
Get itchio diving, fag.

Maybe if I had nothing else to do
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2306960/Tower_Survivor/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1915140/Malice_in_Magic_Tower/
Honestly I would have at least tried a lot of them if they had demos, that's why I like Itch a lot.

>click a random game
>has 2 negative reviews
>one person has 18000+ reviews
>vast majority is from the last 5 years
>averaging around 10 reviews a day
>almost every review i see is 4~ hours played (.2 hours at time of review)
>99% negative reviews
so what is this autism? i've seen a few doing the same exact thing where they must have 10 games opened 24/7/365 in the background to artificially increase hours played

>>718828280
Let me guess, AI art?

>>718833065
my money was on stolen and and unattributed

>>718826018 (OP)
I own around 50+ games that have no reviews or had no reviews before I left one
There are actually some pretty good ones and they expose that the number of Steam users (who are actual humans) and just world population is highly falsified, because it is not possible that I'm the only person out of alleged hundreds millions who would leave a review to a decent cheap game
If you have hundreds millions users you will also have a large amount of "dumpster diver" as you say collectors that review everything, but you dont

>>718833494
>millions of people live in this city but they are going to regularly frequented and trusted food establishments instead of taking the time to sift through garbage in dumpsters for passable food. Clearly the census is wrong.
>>718826018 (OP)
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2170500/Voxella/
looks ok, I'm gonna get it

>>718826018 (OP)
your shitty site loops at around 1500 games loaded or so
also has anyone tried https://store.steampowered.com/app/2122470/Grumpy_Gumphrey_Supersleuth_CPCSpectrum/
Its just a port but it looks passable for a 1985 game. I tried the version uploaded on Internet Archive and got stumped fast

>>718833898
Your comparison is inherently retarded, teenager

>>718834008
You're correct! Dumpster diving irl is free, whereas sifting through the free garbage on steam costs 5-10 bucks a game. An even stronger reason why the "hundreds millions users" would stick to just playing TF2 or CS2 or Helldivers instead of wasting $14 on a shitty mobile port

>>718834216
Display of ignorance
Go watch more asmongolds and such

this thread is relevant to my interests

>>718831882
>>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1915140/Malice_in_Magic_Tower/
Wait a minute, those designs...