Thread 718827974

>>718827974 (OP)
Whatever she is, she's cute.

I don't care about women

Hi, /v/!
https://litter.catbox.moe/g06opr3634m5mtn9.png

well I wouldn’t call her thin or skinny

>>718828293
>poofy dress
If you look at her on the right, she's not even close to being chubby

>>718827974 (OP)
It's more her fat down-syndrome looking face. Will never figure out how people think she's the most attractive Zelda. The age of ass really has fucked up men's standards...

>>718828401
What's wrong with her face?

>>718828435
>overly chubby
>huge eyebrows darker than her hair
>giant fish eyes
I get people just say "OK LOOK AT HER ASS SHE SO HOT!" but I can't pretend her face looks good. Especially not compared to the much cuter Smash U Zelda or the more beautiful TP Zelda.

>>718828652
How the fuck is that face even close to being chubby? What the fuck do big eyebrows have to do with weight? What the fuck are you bringing up her ass?

>>718827974 (OP)
She should be.

>>718827974 (OP)
I'm pretty sure it's because of her ass. Someone post her ass.

>>718828019
Disgusting

>>718828652
Retard

>>718828019
Nintendo is based

Post her ass already

She has a skinny torso and arms, but her lower half and face have a bit of fat. Definitely not "chubby" but not skinny or average.

>>718829191
>lower half has a bit of fat
Nice way of saying she has a fat butt

>>718827974 (OP)
Plump is a good word to describe her, fat in all the right places.

>>718829317
Post her real, in-game ass FFS

>>718828745
Because it is chubby. They don't but they contribute to her face looking unappealing. Because nigga culture has made men obsessed with ass to a point of no longer caring if the woman has a nice face.

>>718829397
I got you senpai

>>718829447
Anon, a face isn't chubby just because it has a round shape. A face is chubby if she has puffy cheeks or a double chin.

>>718827974 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF SYBB

>>718829478
It's sad this is a thread about Zelda's chubbiness, and not a single soul can post an image of her real ass.

>Sybb thread

I know he's mentally deranged and legitimately can't help himself, but BotW Zelda is probably the worst possible target for his autism because she also attracts cuckoldry and grotesque fetishes like a fly to shit.

>>718829913
she's got quite the REAL ass alright.

>>718829913
>her ass
It's not chubby

>>718830113
Stop replying to yourself you Swedish faggot.

>>718827974 (OP)
Ehh, not "plump" perhaps. But you can tell she eats like royalty and not like a peasant, is all I'm saying.

>>718827974 (OP)
literally not video games. these threads are worse than twitter threads

>>718830113
That's literally fat

>>718830386
She has a fat ass

Seems like we'll just have to do the lord's good work ourselves, it seems.

Buddy she is canonically a wagon dragon

>>718831226
welcome to your typical sybb thread.

>>718831435
DAMN...she really put on the pounds, didn't she?

>>718831435
Her panties must constantly wedgie.

>>718829478
now post the fart alt

>>718827974 (OP)
>>718831435
Literally made for anal sex.
Yes, right in the butthole!!!

what the fuck is a sybb i just want to post fat porn of zelda

>>718828293
Well to be fair, a few people thought she was pregnant when they saw that dress in a BotW trailer.

>>718831435
I'd like her to drag that wagon over my face, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

>>718831583
That has to be a thong

>>718827974 (OP)
I showed the concept art of BotW Zelda to my girlfriend and she went "Why the FUCK are the areas from her hips and down detailed like that!?"

Then she was aggravated for another 2 hours or so before something else distracted her.

I have to play Zelda in secret now ;.;

What a chubby/plump girl.

>>718830113
>>718831435
She has a fucking dump truck. If an ass juts out that much, it's full of dough.

>>718831435
I like how they made her dress end just before her ass, so that everything is visible.

>>718830113
Uhmm...that's a fat ass

Post images of Zelda FARTING with her FARTMEAT

>small chest, sizeable rear, kissable forehead, thick eyebrows
I coom

>>718835286
>small chest
>big butt
This combo is becoming more and more common, isn't it?

>>718835485
It's finally our time

>>718829478
>BOTW Zelda being the fattest one
Accurate

>>718835954
Indeed. How would you rate her ass?

>>718836384
It's perfect. The Platonic ideal of female form.

>wake up
>see this
What do?

>>718836601
Let me phrase it like this:

What makes it perfect?

>>718836941
Shape and size, it's not rocket surgery.

>>718836635
FART ON MY FACE
FART ON MY FACE
FART ON MY FACE
FART ON MY FACE!!!!!

>>718837023
But is it big enough?

>>718829191
chubby is the next step after average though

>>718837192
Yes. It's perfect.

>>718837351
How would it react from a spanking?

We all know doujins are canon

>>718837339
I would argue her ass is beyond chubby. It's fat.

>>718837090
this

>>718837424
Depends on if she's flexing or not, I guess? But she's a good girl so I don't see why anyone would spank her.

>>718838385
Anon, imagine the jiggling...