Thread 718828517

>>718828517 (OP)
>but I am prepared to step down when the wife or a POC speaks

We must be better bluds, no cap.

you've been trying to force this meme every day for years. kill yourself.

>>718828517 (OP)
atreus being his flesh and blood is an important plot point

When are they releasing the GoW1-3 collection? I miss non cuck Kratos and his games

>>718828517 (OP)
>>718828636
>>718830204
On one hand, Atreus is in fact his son, so if nothing else he is not a cuck. But on the other hand he is totally submissive around women, to a point that he was willing to let Freya kill him. So the real question is if being a beta worse than being a cuck?

>>718829528
Be better, Anon.

powerfull...

>>718830331
Ps2 emulator for 1 and 2
Ps3 for GoW3

>>718828517 (OP)
the s0 y father

>>718830204
Not really, having god blood is an important plot point

GOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>718830549
The doubt cast upon his lineage is never actually cleared up after being thrown out there.

>>718828517 (OP)
>pathetic imbecile has to post lies so he can pretend to have a point
lel mustard racers really are the most pathetic group imaginable

next gow needs a minigame where you do qte for his anger management while a womyn keeps slapping and berating him, and if nu-kratos is about to lose he'll say something like "sorry for not being a better man" and it just resets

>>718832578
There'll be a big important moment half way through the game where Kratos has to completely purge himself of the rage mechanic itself. Then during the next boss fight he can awaken something mechanically the same but nice as a replacement because you can't take away that crutch.

>>718831252
MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>718829528
>trying
*succeeding

>>718828517 (OP)
>my friend was psyched to get her husband a shirt that said that and I physically cringed at her lmao
she has 4 kids from 3 different men

>>718833084
why are you still friends with her kek

>>718833693
She's fun to talk to, and she actually initiates conversations
Her entire lifestyle is repulsive to me, which lets me be friends with her because I would NEVER fuck her

>>718833693
She puts out brah

>>718830204
>video game
>plot
lol

>>718832578
Since GOW 2018 is just the devs self inserting (main theme is parenthood, kratos is getting soft, having a beard etc), that means GOW 2028 is probably going to be about kratos having a sore back, having to piss several times a night, and mowing the lawn on weekends.

>>718828517 (OP)
WE MUST INVITE WOMEN TO OUR HOBBIES.
WE MUST LISTEN TO WHAT WOMEN SAY.
WE MUST PLEASE WOMEN, FOR SUCH IS THE PURPOSE OF OUR EXISTENCE.
WE MUST BE PREPARED TO LISTEN, AND WE MUST BE PREPARED TO BOW.
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.
WE HAVE TO BE BETTER MEN.

UNDERSTAND, SON?
DO BETTER.

>>718828517 (OP)
I never played the game, why does it make /v/eddit seethe so much?

DMCfags are still forcing this meme to cope with their series being dead? Suppose that's what happens when you don't get any games for 6 years.

>>718836458
They took a real man's man and then made him raise someone else's son and not even do a good job of it

>>718830204
>his flesh and blood
If you marry a woman who have slept with another man before, even if its just one single man, one single body count, your kid will have that man genes inside him albeit not much due to woman nature of storing (absorbing) genetic information that comes into her body. Their insides are literally absorbing men sperm and integrating those genetic information into their system, not even joking.
So there's no such thing as his flesh and blood as a whole, a shared flesh and blood more like

>>718836567
>then made him raise someone else's son

ATREUS IS LITERALLY HIS SON. THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS. THE KID CAME FROM KRATOS' GOD NUTS.

>>718836567
So he should have abandoned the child or do you want him to be a Mary Sue?

>>718836630
He literally didn't

>>718836579
>If you marry a woman
At least you don't have to worry about that.

>>718836661
So you're one of those people. You know who I'm talking about.

>>718836634
>So he should have abandoned the child
Not his problem.

>>718836703
People who played the game? Unfortunately.

>>718836325
Be better

Spam/trolling and extremely low quality as well as offtopic.

>>718836630
The only thing that ever tells you that it's Kratos' son is that Kratos got to name him but then it turns out that the boy's mother had been running around using the boy's real name all along and "Atreus" is just a fucking charade that let's Kratos feel like he has even one connection

>>718836768
No, I mean the kind of person who would rather peel his own skin off with a rusty potato peeler and admit it than admit that he's wrong, that he could be wrong. You'd rather die a billion times than acknowledge that you're wrong, no matter how many arguments or how much evidence is presented. You wouldn't admit that Atreus is Kratos' son if you witnessed the exact moment that Kratos and Faye conceived him. Because you've already decided that Kratos is a cuck and nothing will ever convince you otherwise. That's the kind of person you are. Just another stubborn little shit who doesn't like being wrong about anything.

>>718836968
There is 0 evidence of that but ok.

>>718836968
*who would rather peel his own skin off with a rusty potato peeler and eat it

See? I'M wiling to acknowledge when I make a mistake.

>>718837019
You don't seem willing to mention what evidence there is to back up your erronious claims though.

>>718836579
>If you marry a woman who have slept with another man before, even if its just one single man, one single body count, your kid will have that man genes inside him albeit not much due to woman nature of storing (absorbing) genetic information that comes into her body. Their insides are literally absorbing men sperm and integrating those genetic information into their system, not even joking.
This is the most retarded thing I've read in a long time.

>>718836934
>Announcing a report or 'sage'

>rewatch some of the older games
its not the same person, at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HidvfTrY6Q

>>718838027
Even if it worked like he claims, it would be the women who is getting her DNA replaced.

>>718836720
So why did he do it then?

>>718839447
Got turned into a cuck as I said
Poor writing

>>718838482
Correct. Now where does half of the kid's dna come from? Oh no no no...

>>718828517 (OP)
Not all men can be saved.

>>718836567
This and they made an unstoppable godslayer job to a femoid mutt, etc like lol

>>718830549
I remember how he murdered a slave bitch in the beginning of the first game. Man, kratos sure has sunk low now...

>>718836630
Says you

>>718830549
Didn't those two fat Norse brothers run a train on his wife?

>>718836579
This is only true if she is impregnated by the guy. That's what /pol/ told me.

>>718838027
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0002934305002706
>Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons. Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or sexual intercourse.
cope

>>718833084
I just don't understand how women don't see how men feel in regards to this.

>>718836458
Utter humiliation of a very masculine figure in gaming. Even the male gods of the Norse were embarrassing. I miss buff ass Zeus or Poseidon's powerful voice

>>718841758
They do? They've spent decades collectively trying to demonise that kind of "toxic masculinity"

>>718836634
Him leaving atreus to fend for himself while watching over him like piccolo and Gohan would pretty Greek/Romanesque

>>718841571
The ones with Thor's blood? Thor, the guy shown to have a Rage powerup? The kind of powerup that is the only actual claim to the boy being Kratos' blood...

>>718841385
>the beginning of the first game. Man, kratos sure has sunk low now


>was defeated by some random barbarian tribe
>sold his soul and got some chain whips stapled to his arms
>spent like a decade as Ares’ lapdog doing chores and burning villages
>killed his own wife and daughter, still blames everyone but himself
>immediately defected to work for other Olympians like a mercenary intern
>served them faithfully for another decade doing lame jobs
>Was killed by Ares like a bitch
>Was revived by a Zeus
>was manipulated into killing Ares with promises of "forgiveness" that never actually came


wow, such a cool bitch, with zero agency and free will

>>718842132
Don't care he killed a bitch thus making him infinitely manlier than onions kratos

>>718842132
>some random barbarian tribe
Alrik was the Barbarian King and was personally selected as a Champion of Hades

>>718842132
>thats all that happened in the first game
Retard.

>>718841997
Yeah didn't magni and modi pound the wife of kratos?

>>718842132
It's how his story ended, that's what we mean when we say the GOD SLAYER. Not the dude who begged ares for help

What Vidya MEN are even left? They got to everyone. Nathan Drake, Master Chief, even Mario

>>718842869
Jack
The Jack that lets er rip
Jak

>>718843157
Post the Twitter vid of the devs making kratos smile and do a heart sign

>>718843461
I don't have that

>>718843703
Surprise surprise, all those faggot liberals who make games/entertainment in the west are all raging liberals.. Who knew?

>>718828517 (OP)
will never not hate them for turning Kratos into a neckbeard progressive cuck.

>>718843703
It is insanely hilarious how easy it would be to make a gay Greek man normal, but they manage to make him look like a huge faggot instead.

>>718843703
lol everything makes sense now
>#Raising Kratos
they poison everything they touch

>>718842637
Don't care about some fanfic

>>718844718
It's different when the Japs do it!

>>718845056
Only to the weabos. For the rest of us, a cuck is a cuck, no matter where he comes from.

>>718844718
I only played the Yakuza Kiwami. Kiryu gets cucked? Was it a worker fate than Nishiki?

>>718845056
atreus is his biological son
kratos isnt a cuck
consider playing the game you yap about

>>718844846
It's literally the story of the games

>>718844718
Kiryu is not a dad that stepped up, he's part of the reason she had no more parents and explicitly takes on an Uncle caretaker role because Haruka did nothing to deserve not having parents and he personally knows that being an orphan sucks

Kratos got saddled with some dude's bastard because his wife that he didn't even actually know died and only at that point did Kratos begin forming a relationship with "his" son

>>718846130
Prove it then

>>718846130
Why does he then talk and act like he's not his son?

>>718846130
What about what magni and modi said to atreus about running a train on his mom

>>718841758
Women have zero concern for other people. They probably lack empathy completely. Its very clear in everyday life.

Even in the smallest ways it shines through. Like if I'm about to cross the street and I have the right of way, I know to stop if the approaching car has a woman driver because literally 100 percent of the time she will drive on through even though shes supposed to yield. Because the existence of other people is simply something that doesn't even register in her mind.

>>718836458
Pure contrarianism of the highest order. kratos is nothing like how these immature tards try to paint him.

>>718846906
What happened to make them evolutionarily this way? Only thing I could think of is because wombs are very valuable thus anything goes when it comes to keeping their wombs safe

>>718847723
Parasites thrive when they dehumanize hosts.

>>718828517 (OP)
>Science is frggin' awesome! Can't wait for my next booster, inject it into my veins, Gabe!

>>718843157
>Open your heart to the world as you opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it
>My life is none of your fuckin beeswax btw so don't even ask
And the fucking cuck accepted this

>>718841758
if you spend like 10 seconds on this website you'll see men make wilder assumptions about women
a lot of people completely misunderstand the opposite gender