Thread 718830121

People who play platformers and jump using the B button should be lined up and shot in mass public executions.

Anyway the Donkey Kong Bananza control scheme could be perfect were it not for the Bananza switching.

This shit is already enough to get you banned, why not go all in?

>>718830121 (OP)
Disgusting old hag.

>>718830121 (OP)
What's your issue with the switching? It's left and right on the d-pad and you can also set it up to cycle by clicking the left and right sticks.

fake lolicons when they give the kid really wide hips to make it "safe"

>>718830395
This. What's even the point of being attracted to a child if you make them look like a midget?

>>718830395
We like the design and want to make it easier to consume, cope

>>718830528
>easier to consume
Little girls are plenty easy to consume.

>>718830121 (OP)
>>718830395
>midna gets a pass
>kid's with wide hips and thick thighs is a step too far
make it make sense

>>718830510
Does it really matter? They are just drawings after all

>>718830638
Kids should have kid proportions.
Weird I know!

>>718830671
Drawings of WHAT?

we need more PALGs in videogames

>>718830121 (OP)
pauline is the best I like her full body big tits version better though

>>718830721
this, luv PALGs
simple ass

>>718830338
>and you can also set it up to cycle by clicking the left and right sticks
Ok nevermind then I'm retarded.

>>718830703
Are you seriously gatekeeping drawings you fucking fat retard?

>>718830796
It's all good, I think by default clicking the right stick cycles to the right and then left is completely unused for some goddamn reason. I'm a person that tends to go through the control options with a fine-toothed comb before playing something which is the only reason I noticed, and even then it took me 15+ hours to learn you can change form mid-bananza.

>>718830395
This
>loli is just a bodytype guys haha!
>gives them adult lower body anyways to cope

>>718830851
Yes.

>>718830510
>>718830993
>posts a baby
fuck off toddlercon

>>718831135
You are getting baited by people pretending to be worse than lolicons because loli failed to actually gatekeep tourists. Nobody is actually into that.

>>718831163
>Nobody is actually into that.
Ha ha... Yeah.

>>718830121 (OP)
fuck you faggot
Y and B have been inline with the thumb since the snes

>>718831194
>MPTBA

>>718831163
Did you forget that guy who wore a diaper and shat himself that even the police was so disgusted by him they didn't want to touch him?

>>718831281
ABDL is not toddlercon.

>>718831281
he was faking it

What the fuck are those vomit inducing proportions

>>718831281
speaking of lolcows I heard kingcobra died

>>718831343
Safeheeb proportions.

>>718831343
post correct proportions then, fag

>>718831343
It's a Twitter artist. They're the proportions you draw when you're afraid of being canceled.

this makes me want to have sex with a midget cosolaying as pauline

>>718831368
>>718831398
>1 min apart
samefag

>>718831439
You'll catch one someday!

>>718831163
Lolifags became normies. They're insufferable. Toddlerfags will make 4chan great again.

>>718831489
I'll see your death in the next /gif/ rekt thread

>>718831398
Why not just draw something else then instead of shitting up the place

>>718831483
>4chan-x
faggot

not even my niece's ass is this fat

>>718831527
u mad? XD

>>718831524
See you there big boy.

>>718831439
this is the kind of retard who cries about the IP counter being removed

>>718831572
>I'll see you in hell
>from heaven!

>>718831439
What is with the influx of newfags desperate to call samefag lately

>>718831524
While you download your favorite BBC gifs of course?

>>718831612
you got me all wrong.

>>718831524
Based, toddlertrannies get the rope.

>>718831659
they should be tourcherd first

>>718830395
Some little girls have a PHAT ASS

>>718831703
little girls don't have wide hips

>>718831659
>>718831694
So cute.

>>718831553
and how fat is it?

>>718831752
it's a retarded little mog clown

>>718831610
not just samefag but newfag as well
they want to fit in really badly but don't understand it makes em stick out even more

>>718831524
>keyboard warrior
Cringe.

>>718831826
I'm a phone poster

>>718831826
>>718831843
world star bitch

>>718831843
How often are you refreshing the thread?

>>718831875
never

>>718831901
How many responses can I get from you?

>>718831937
now many do you want? this isn't video game related. take this shit to >>>/trash/

>>718831901
Nigger singlehandedly keeping the thread on page one.

>toddlertroons seething and dilating ITT
kek

>>718831978
lol

stop slapping huge asses on loli you stupid aijeets normalniggers

>make "lolis" actually palatable and non-pedophilic by making them short women
>actual pedos scream about appropriation and how they are "not real lolis"
lol

>Hey, what's going on in this thread?
>Oh, it's just the usual

>>718832067
We'll also continue to appropriate penises by making them chocolate and your women by making them BLACKED. Sound fair?

>>718831987
This. Look how mad they are.
>>718831971
>>718831694
>>718831659
>>718831524

>>718830864
>it took me 15+ hours to learn you can change form mid-bananza.
Was this before or after you got to the forbidden layer? I don't know how you could cross those gaps without switching from snake to ostriche, did you paypig, what does paypigging even do, just a barrel?

>>718832121
All me.

Jemma should play pauline in the live action donkey Kong movie

>>718832121
Im not the pedophile here. you are

if I continue to shit myself maybe the anonymous poster will stop smugly posting sfw baby characters from video games?

>>718832141
is that a midget

>>718832185
You aren't the anon here. I am.

>>718832209
Worth a shot.

>>718832110
>pedos are also shittedfags
not surprised.

>>718832226
look her up

>>718832209
its just bots retard who cares

>>718832110
>pedo is a blackedfag and a pajeet irl
ahahaha

>>718832226
I'd post more but this is a "blue l board"

>>718832185
>He's pedo!
>He's pedo!
>IM PEDO!
>Are there any other pedos I should know about!?

>>718832294
jemma what, midget?

>>718832325
you should kill yourself

>>718831218
Mario World doesn't define the series.

>>718832334
the hottest midget ever.

>>718832262
>>718832318
>reading comprehension
He's saying the ones appropriating le thicc meme are also BBC obsessed.

>>718832323
catbox it then

>>718832342
Bro I'm just making a SpongeBob reference. I'm sorry.

>>718832334
>>718832361
I'd break my own legs just to have a fruitful relationship with her

>>718832325
>>718832342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTqDSMv0OLY

>>718831163
>loli failed to actually gatekeep tourists
kek
I remember when poo poo pee pee failed to keep normoids out of this board but as soon as pepe became the "alt-right frog" everyone lost their mind

>>718832380
I'll pretend you're just a stoner instead of a gay

>>718832370
now this is a blatant samefag

>>718832418
Thanks m8.

>>718832434
np, fag

>>718832402
I'm not going to click yt links. too many adverts

>>718830395
I just dont find featureless tube bodies sexy, simple as.

>>718832452
How much longer ya want to hang out here? I got some leftover chinese in the fridge if ya want.

full lush bodied women please

>>718832526
hmm. sounds good

>>718831163
nothing will ever gatekeep because normalfags all love disgusting porn and gore as well, them being drawn to 4chan's infamy and realizing they could share it anonymously was a massive draw.

>>718832526
a million years?

>>718832370
>NOOO SAAR I DIDN'T MEAN THAT SAAR I MEANT YOU ARE BLACKED NOT ME SAAR

>>718832370
retard

>>718832370
ok pedo

I swear toddler stuff wasn't nearly as common before AI. Now that fuckers don't need to hunt down an artist willing to draw that crap, it's really taken off.

>>718832526
that's a weird question
>how much longer do I want to hang out on the honeypot 4chan
probably until the day I die

What a very natural reply chain to an old post, can any of you bots type nigger real quick to confirm if you're human or is that word still filtered for you?

>>718832681
don't respond to me again

>Gelbooru comes back
>Loli defaults to blocked again
>Lolidom doesn't for some reason
Lol.

>>718832675
it's the Europeans. they're trying to make this place disgusting... too bad their new

>>718832698
I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to perpetuate racism. Can we talk about something else?

>>718832713
ok I won't

>>718832698
Jackie Chan

>>718832718
Who even still uses that shithole?

>>718832724
Anon?! Did the thought police get you!?

>>718832724
Their new what?

>>718832782
I'll keep using it as long as artists exclusively use shit like xitter for their artwork, use a site that actually curates properly or stop wasting my time.

>>718832802
>>718832816
>they're new
we need a new christ church hero

>>718832854
A new hero of what? Anon, say something!

DONT TODDLER
OPEN INSIDE

kill baby fuckers

>>718832909
something

>>718833008
Cool it with the antisemitism .

>>718833057
never. they did it to themselves

>>718833057
if anything I want to heat up my "antisemitism" like goku vs freiza

>>718832370
could you explain how i was supposed to derive that meaning from the text which did not mention anything about fat asses? that sounds like a piece of trivia only a person obsessed with that awful fetish would know

>>718833008
I hate that blatant islamaphobia is still allowed here.

>>718833159
fuck your stupid religion faggot

>>718833008
>seeing babies from a nintendo game makes him want to kill a politician
Are you ok?

>>718833197
what's you're address?

>>718833230
Huh? I'm not a politician

>>718831489
Based.
>>718831524
Seething.

>>718833230
their* address

>>718832141
That takes me back. I'd drive a bulldozer through a crowd of normal-sized women to make some fucked up kids with this little sex goblin.

Mel wis coming for you

>>718833286
>Mel Gibson
he's going to get you

>>718833230
What's your first language?

>>718830121 (OP)
GUH

>>718833284
I'd ruin my entire life just to have a relationship with her. I wonder how many of our kids would be midgets...

>>718833329
you're speaking it

>>718833358
Your*

>>718833329
you come to an American website, and ask a United States American what his first language is?

>>718833410
You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding, and ask me this?

>>718833383
no you are speaking it. shit skin

>>718833262
panda?

>>718833383
>you're

>>718833262
>in-game screenshots of video game characters
>"Die, pedo"
>actual toddler porn
>"Source?"

>>718833429
I'm going to fuck your daughter regardless of what you think

>>718833507
Yeah were inconsistent.

>>718831524
If only normies cared as much about the Epstein files as they do defending the rights of fictional characters.

>>718833548
why would they go after the people who feed them yummy mcdonalds and star wars

>>718833535
Pedo. My daughter is 3. It's a Nikah.

>>718833548
epstine files were released on mell Gibson's x account

>>718830121 (OP)
BASED, bumperjumper it is

>>718833582
fine I'll just wait 16 years

>>718833539
We're*

>>718833572
True, going after the real movers and shakers would require actual effort, after all.

>>718833450
I don’t use panda but Kereno is the artist
You’re in for a lot of treats enjoy

>>718833230
My're address is 10 Downing Street. Eagerly awaiting your arrival

>>718833679
thanks

Im hyped for the the mell Gibson epstine movie

>>718830121 (OP)
>my dick actually twitched when i saw this
it's so over

>>718833548
Did you see how Trump sonic swayed that sniper and only got a minor wound? These guys are like Agent Smith, you can't kill them with just guns.

>>718833702
you don't need me to create hell for you. you're already in the UK. my sympathy

>>718833767
>normalfag's dick twitches at a safe horny version of a loli
you have seen nothing yet

>>718833767
cause you envisioned her THUNDEROUS MEATY BRAPS

>>718833771
Kek, some kind of higher power is definitely on their side, that's for sure. Assuming the whole thing wasn't staged, of course.

>>718833767
My dick streamed live on twitch when I saw this.

>>718833843
Bananas will do that to ya.

>>718833771
>he believed it

>>718833767
She literally just looks like a shortstack hag, you're fine.

>>718833886
>>718833912
I can't believe the killed the worlds greatest sniper just for a stunt.

everything needs to be shut down

>>718833945
lee harvey oswald wasnt the worlds greatest sniper

>>718834005
Don't worry. I'll have this thread deleted in no time.

Nintendo sucks
Shitch 2
Only two games

>>718833679
>Breeding a Retarded Little Angel (With Her Parent's Blessing!)
boy this artist is...something else

>>718834037
we all know there was a second sniper

>>718830121 (OP)
It's AI but he seems to have drawn her bracelet on himself, that or the AI really struggled with making that purple shit match everything else.

>>718830121 (OP)
>>718830721
>>718833262
>>718833679
I'm gonna fucking cum

>>718833767
Man you'd never have survived late 2000s /a/, BnP was required viewing before it became a meme. It was intended as a normalfag trial by fire, if you couldn't at least stomach it you weren't supposed to be here.

Aww other thread was deleted.

>>718834853
jannies finally woke up or came buckets

>>718834853
As I was about to say to the other racist anon, you have no idea how cute they can be. Especially when they have a crush on you.

>>718833679
thanks for the rec kind anon, this looks like peak performance for me
little girl's breasts are not taboo so this pic is SFW

>>718834164
This is how you grab my attention with a title.

Open_diaper
Best tag on atf

>>718835330
Mine is explicitly_stated_pedophilia.

>>718830395
true
zoomers are pathetic

>>718835381
mods hate that for some reason

>>718835468
>Age: 6
I'm not into hags.

>>718835330
>>718835381
>no heart_shaped_pupils
Literally unfappable.

>>718835524
Why not all three?

>>718835551
Great idea.

>>718830121 (OP)
What's the source?

>>718835676
truly peak performance
I love 4-6 yo girls

>>718835832
I prefer 4-6 months

>>718835832
Flat chest + soft round tummy is such an underrated combination.

>>718835961
God, I want to sink my teeth into Kaban-chan.

cutefunny art bros?

Shad would have hit DK Pauline hard

>>718830121 (OP)
For me, it's Baby Daisy.
The best Vidya toddler.

>>718836401
I love panties with cute designs on them.

>>718836753
perfection

You faggots reminded me of this.

OI, WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK IS THIS?! THIS ISN'T A DONKEY KONG THREAD!!
YOU LIED TO ME, I WAS DECEIVED!!!

panties here look so childish and realistic

>>718836910
What a fag for caring what anyone thinks.

>>718836885
based

Coño Latina también es buena.

>>718837260
si guey :{D

>>718836910
A Loli wearing a diaper isn't a toddler though. They have different body types.

>>718837260
¡toma mas por favor!

>>718836885
I love her, was sad when her route ended

>>718837412
source me nigga

>>718837324
>>718837368
Malditos pervertidos! Necesitan corrección!

>>718837582
very young girls with very long hair are so rare
truly a marvel of this world

>>718830721
Is there anywhere whee PALGs are actually posted? ATFbooru sucks, and civai has all loli banned.

>>718837521
she can correct me all she wants

I don't speak Spanish but I love Hispanic artists.

>>718837521
¡jajaja que mala la muchacha! ¡dame otra!!

>>718837681
True they're rare but beautiful.

LEGALIZE CHILD MARRIAGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>718837710
I just checked gelbooru and kyojiri_loli still works. Probably on pixiv too.

cnnuy

>>718837916
I meant AI.

This thread gets a thumbs up from me

Ummmmmmmmmmmm....
VIDEO GAMES!????
Posting politics to get this thread deleted. Stop masturbating janny

>>718838221
don't ruin it

>>718838221
Here's your game, bro.

>>718838115
>I meant slop
Fucking really m8? Just make your own if you're that fussed.

>>718832782
What's wrong with it?

>>718832334
>>718832372
jemma suicide (suicidegirls)
world of warcraft gnome IRL
https://litter.catbox.moe/gj83mfjj7b6pd15p.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/0dpraalianiwnm16.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/i7kl0yotuqdlbp2e.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/xo9ss9tqxdzutwy1.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/i3k54rw0hqlqt81z.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/qhgd58fk1xv6b7f7.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/f6fwvng19rf3igbz.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/17g9or1r5ylv06p5.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/atua6mm55k4qd4av.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/o6qti19wra7u51uz.jpg
theres more but im too lazy to catbox em right now, just look up
>https://imgur.com/a/Wgjrp
on wayback archive and go to like may 2023 before it was deleted

>>718838334
Can't you post more vidya related toddlers?

>>718838419
DS2 could have been our game, but Kojima is a hack and made Lou disappear/age up after an hour.

>>718838115
>>718838367
Also sadpanda has tons of AI, to my chagrin. I'm sure you can get the results you want with
>female:"big ass$"
>female:lolicon$
>other:"ai generated$"
Though it might a bit hit or miss.

>>718834051
You idiot, that only ensures the thread stays up no matter what

>>718838492
>corrupting a psychic loli with your perverted thoughts
This fetish should be way more common.

Remember retards, don't EVER use discord.

>>718832334
Jemma Suicide I think her name is, and thank you >>718832361 for being completely unhelpful like every updoot baiting redditor out there

>can't have any pragmata threads
>this Pauline thread with loli being dumped is still up
tendie trannyjanny

>>718838589
God tier artist.

>>718838758
Stop spamming ugly 3D shit you nigger.

child

>>718838907
Beautiful.

>>718838886
>404

jannies are definitely gooning, and as soon as they open that catbox up there, they're absolutely going to lose it

>Pragmata gets mentioned
>3DPD shit gets posted right after
Hmmm...

>>718839139
>Breed x Becky
Stay.

Way WAY too late you unpaid retards lol

>jannies nuke half the thread
>even pics with fully clothed girls
>thread stays up
I love this board sometimes

>>718830121 (OP)
Damn you might as well have killed the whole thread

>>718837710
>and civai has all loli banned.

only for certain gay model makers who make it that way. Also just dont put in 'child' or 'loli', get creative (I'm not going to give you the prompts, don't want to be the guy that gets the loophole words banned)

>>718831565
he mad

>>718838886
What was it?

>>718839853
>>718839873
They do it FOR FREE

>>718833843
Imagine how many plants they could kill

>>718830395
>NOOOO IF IT'S NOT TRACED FROM A REAL CHILD IT'S FAKE LOLI
i can live with that