Thread 718830303

>quits 80k a year job to move to Japan for "dream job"
>dream job is supposedly teaching English to kids
>rejected from JET so most likely the shadiest company that could hire him
>also selling scam insurance to Americans over the phone since teaching clearly won't be enough
>doesn't have a place to live
>but made sure to shove his bing bing wahoo 64 machine in his luggage so he can continue speedrunning streams to absolutely no one
How long do you think he has until he has to regrettably move back to the states?

yeah yeah, but it's 2025, time to move on

>>718830303 (OP)
I think if I got to go after someone like an inquisitor, completely confident in their guilt and with evidence. I would nut so hard my balls would explode.

>>718830303 (OP)
Tasmalleo was right but "I am accusing you of cheating" is a little heavy before he had actually looked at the evidence.
>fuck you asshole
>I will look at the reasons later to see if it was right to hate you

>>718830303 (OP)
who is that and why should I care?

>>718830303 (OP)
>>718831840
>>718831808
He could see guilt at a glance.

>>718831840
accusing someone of cheating and saying "fuck you asshole" is not the same thing

>>718831840
I certainly wouldn't have noticed anything suspicious this shit all looks the same to me, glitching over and over to get a fast game complete time is just dumb.

>>718831840
not really. you don't magically teleport upwards if you miss a ledge in ttyd.

>>718832137
>I certainly wouldn't have noticed anything suspicious
Congratulations, you're not a super autistic speedrunner.

>>718831840
But he did look at the evidence since he was watching the stream

>>718831619
He's working in a hostel at the moment, basically wrangling foreigners and cleaning bathrooms. But he gets a room with the job, so he isn't going to end up on the streets.
He never got a teaching job and likely won't. You need a relevant degree nowadays to get hired, not like it was a decade ago when anyone could do it.

>>718831840
it was obvious he was cheating to anyone familiar with speedrunning the game. "I'm accusing you of cheating" was just the polite way to call him a cheating fuck. he already knew.

>>718832514
A hostel? That explains why he was so nervous and sweaty during his IRL stream.

>>718830303 (OP)
internet drama is so cringe that literally killing me of pure cancer
I wish all of you castrated alive and beheaded like pig

>>718833470
Piss off

>>718830303 (OP)
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

>>718831619
How the fuck do you get rejected from JET they take anyone so long as you aren’t completely retarded

>>718831840
Not only is that guy autistic about ttyd, it was also the same person who discovered the trick Chibi was trying to fake. Exactly the wrong person to try to try to fool.
For extra irony, malleo was only there because Chibi invited him to watch. I have no idea what he was expecting to happen.

>>718833954
Not anymore. It used to be like that, but the standards are much higher now.

>>718834029
It really isn’t if you have a degree, some basic teaching experience, and aren’t retarded you are pretty much guaranteed to get in

>>718833503
Ruiko Sexo

>>718833987
I never payed attention to this story much and I didn't realise that was Malleo, that's hilarious

>>718833470
/thread

>>718833954
He's completely retarded, and also a perfect candidate for trooning. All looney troons stem from this kind of individual. It's the only way for him to live, to open trooner pitty funds and donation drives, beg for free money from other people's hard labour while virtue signaling troonery and larping victimhood stories.