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Anonymous No.718834581 >>718834734 >>718834792 >>718835054 >>718835503 >>718835850
>boss can’t be hurt or killed outside of one specific weakness
Anonymous No.718834646 >>718834998
Tolkien was woke...
Anonymous No.718834734
>>718834581 (OP)
>the small print in your contract of immortality comes to bite your ass
Anonymous No.718834792
>>718834581 (OP)
Morrowind did this and it sucked. Fuck Wraithguard and Sunder.
Anonymous No.718834808 >>718834923 >>718835018 >>718835109
If these movies came out today, all the chudcels on 4chins would be screeching about it constantly.
Anonymous No.718834879
Witch King should've worn enchanted armor that resists attacks from women.
Anonymous No.718834923 >>718835919
>>718834808
Nerds in 2001 were shitting on it back in the day, zoomer. Arwen's expanded movie role was considered feminist pandering, Orlando Bloom as Legolas was considered a mistake, and shield surfing was ridiculed, amongst other complaints.
Anonymous No.718834998 >>718835109
>>718834646
Anonymous No.718835018
>>718834808
Nah, Eowyn proved herself on the field, she also wasn't a butch dyke with perpetual angry face and nothing but derision for men and a chip on her shoulder to prove Girls Get It Done. This was literally just a kickass one liner you drop before you kill someone. Also worth mentioning that doing this very nearly killed her.
Anonymous No.718835054
>>718834581 (OP)
Mistery nigga: tok, tok!
Thot: who is?
MG: Aragorn's dick
T: I don't get it
MG: And you never will!
T: [glass him]
Anonymous No.718835109 >>718835780 >>718835919
>>718834808
>THINGS WEREPROBLEMATIC
>if things came out today..
sure "Ma'am" >>718834998
Anonymous No.718835187
https://youtu.be/7fshOP7x0GM
Anonymous No.718835503 >>718835567
>>718834581 (OP)
her attack would have done nothing if the (male) hobbit hadn't stabbed him with the magic sword first.
Anonymous No.718835567
>>718835503
Ok and? God still set it up so that he would be killed by a woman
Anonymous No.718835780
>>718835109
>rewatching Big Trouble in Little China
racial stereotyping is given, but damn the wheelchair scene that was thrown in as a comedic jab is something I could see pulled in current year with completely straight face
Anonymous No.718835850 >>718836095 >>718836113
>>718834581 (OP)
This exchange has always felt too much on the nose to me. It isn't even the first time he says that no man can kill him. Was it exactly like this in the books? A slightly more subtle approach would've been better imo, like somebody else witnessing this fight and saying 'huh I guess she is not man'. Or maybe she recalls this fight to gendalf or whatever and he smiles and tells her that she's no man or some dumb shit like that. I dunno it just felt out of place you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.718835919
>>718834923
>Nerds in 2001 were shitting on it
Glad I wasn't online back then, just enjoying LotR movies with my dad.
>>718835109
Here comes the seething chudcel.
Anonymous No.718836095
>>718835850
>Was it exactly like this in the books?
She says "No man am I."
Anonymous No.718836113
>>718835850
>huh I guess she is not man
Eowyn turns around:
>UHM, I GUESS THAT JUST HAPPENED!
Dying Witch King:
>ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
Eowyn again:
>DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THIS? I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN
Theoden:
>Now this is Pod Racing!