Thread 718837054

we pretend GTA San Andreas just released

>>718837054 (OP)
Niggers, eww

Can't wait to get home and play it - look at my cool swag!

>>718837054 (OP)
there's black people and women on the cover. shit game!!! aaaaAAaaa

>>718837054 (OP)
Guys what the fuck I swear you have to believe me I went driving in the countryside at night but crashed my car so I had to walk through the woods and it got real foggy and I SWEAR really I saw king kong for a split second wtf? Has anyone seen something similar?? He was just standing in the distance in the fog near a tree and then he

Skin color is meaningless to me, but I must admit that I'm not fond of the "hip-hop" culture (or whatever they're calling themselves these days).. people who wear clothes eight sizes too big, can't walk in a straight line without appearing to limp, spend five thousand dollars on jewelry, ride the bus as a result, and can't quite speak coherent English.

>>718837054 (OP)
>sweet cockblocks you from killing tenpenny at the end
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>718837167
Are you nuts? Yeah, there are a lot of blacks in the game (I'm African-American myself), but it isn't too black. Too black means that any attempt to expose people to Latinos, Asians, and thereforth, ultimately fails. You do have Wu Zi Mi (Woozie), do you? You got your boy Cesar V., right? Let's not forget that crazy freak Catalina. A GTA game is never about race, and it doesn't really matter. Since the game is based on 1992, name me one big aspect about 1992 besides mostly bad music- gang violence. Ice Cube leaves NWA. People getting shot and killed. Or look at Vice City, probably set in the year 1986 in Vice City (resembles Miami). The hit show "Miami Vice" was the best show on TV, and you control the Italian Tommy Vercetti. Emphasis was on ugly hairstyles and music I can't stand.

No matter how you look at it, you can never have a game be "too black." I don't tackle racism issues, but I personally don't think it's too black. Oh, and look at it this way. If the game was "too black," then any race that isn't African-American is your enemy. And all your non-black allies would be your enemies. In other words, it isn't all black. I normally dislike time and era-based games, but the more recent GTAs are designed with emphasis on a certain era with music and atmospheres to match. GTA3 was more like current times in Liberty City (resembles New York City) with the more modern autos, an Internet Cafe on Staunton Island, it was basically the present.

>>718837054 (OP)
WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE ROCKSTAR FELL OFF NIGGERLOVING GAME NEVER BOUGHTING ANY GAME AGAIN IS THAT A NIGGER IN MY GAME AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE IT'S ALL THE JEWS IT'S ALL THE NIGGERS IN THIS DAMN FLAT EARTH HELP ME SIR DONALD JUDAS TRUMP THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A NIGGER YOU PROMISED ME THAT MY TAXES WILL FUND ISRAEL ONLY NOT THIS WOKE CRAP UBISOFT FAULT I LOVE STEAM I WILL OWN NOTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY INDIAN DEVS MR RANJEETDOGGY PLEASE SAVE ME

>>718837054 (OP)
GOTY easy

>>718838138
No shit, number titles are all “modern day”, SA, VC, and the story games are “period pieces”

are we supposed to pretend it's 2005 or that SA came out in 2025?

>>718837054 (OP)
cover is a fucking lie, people bought it expecting to play as a white guy while blacks are only the enemy

just bought the game
so this is going to be our character right?

THERE'S A FUCKING MONSTER TRUCK AND YOU CAN DRIVE IT

>>718838664
the shocking part was that you play as an actual feral ghetto black. people thought you could play as will smith probably

>>718838697
Michelle best girl

People will remember where they were when they first played this mark my words
Also make sure to follow the train ;)

>>718837556
ANON!?

I'm from the future and you should buy bitcoin

Wow it's fucking 2006

>>718839047
Not interested in your porn retard

>>718837054 (OP)
Thought it was blocky janky garbage at the ripe age of 12 when I should've been all over it

>>718839250
happy 13th birthday, anon

>>718837054 (OP)
I SAW A UFO OMG

>>718839250
you need to be 18 to post here

NOW AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN

>>718837054 (OP)
Why it's looks like as junky as vice city? Just look at far cry! And did you saw trailer for hl2? Sooo cool.

>>718839047
Alright I got the buttcoin, now what?

>>718838664
Yes
no

>>718839684
esl is a pretty recent term, what was the proppa slur for gits like dat back then?

>>718839964
We used to just call them wonky fizzles

I play on PC and why are the controls different and imo worse than the previous games?
I pull a handbrake turn and the camera doesn't follow the front of the car, stupid AF

>>718837054 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit?
Why do I have to play as a fucking nog in this GTA?
Christ, I just want to run over people and shoot guns, not learn how to rap.
Fuck it, I'll just do the missions quickly and get on with it.

>>718837054 (OP)
My dipshit friend sold me his entire N64 collection to buy GTASA. Mario 64, Star Fox, OoT, Smash, DK64. $50. Incredible.

>>718837054 (OP)
BRO WAKE UP IT'S 2004!

>>718837054 (OP)
This game sucks: The graphics suck, the gunplay is janky, it has some horrible orange tint and it hurts my fucking eyes, the plot is endless niggerbabble and the gang wars are tiring.