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Anonymous No.718837268 >>718837340 >>718837410 >>718837443 >>718837546 >>718837604 >>718837762 >>718838203 >>718839563 >>718841709 >>718844492 >>718844545 >>718844645 >>718844689 >>718844689
>ZERO hype
What went so wrong?
Anonymous No.718837340 >>718837493
>>718837268 (OP)
>What went so wrong?
Not enough Anons charging their powerbeams for Samus.
Anonymous No.718837410
>>718837268 (OP)
remodel
Anonymous No.718837443
>>718837268 (OP)
we found out she's racist. we don't like racism around here
Anonymous No.718837447
It's no Zelda
Anonymous No.718837493 >>718837594
>>718837340
How do I charge my powerbeam?
Anonymous No.718837546
>>718837268 (OP)
let's entertain the shitpost, there's zero hype because there's no marketing. that's the answer, you happy?
if it'll get announced for october/november and then reviews with a 95/100, /v/ will be flooded with it being GotY.
Anonymous No.718837594
>>718837493
Really now? Geez man. Hands on the cannon and cause friction for electrical charge to build up.
Anonymous No.718837604 >>718841714
>>718837268 (OP)
The fact that it's been in development for 8 years
EIGHT
FUCKING
YEARS
I still remember when they had to make a humiliating apology video and switch development to Retro like everybody told them to in the first place
Anonymous No.718837605
>SHE'S A REAL PARTY ANIMAL
Anonymous No.718837662
Milkers
Anonymous No.718837721
Zero hype suit Samus
Anonymous No.718837757
Wait is there an actual release date now? I really haven't been keeping up, this thing was in development hell for far too long.
Anonymous No.718837762
>>718837268 (OP)
Because nobody cares about Metroid, the only ones pretending to care do so because they feel they must shill any Nintendo ip
Anonymous No.718837801
SEXOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718837981 >>718842436
I miss Shadman so bad, copycats aren't as good
Anonymous No.718838203 >>718838335 >>718839357
>>718837268 (OP)
Bonnie Ross killed her boyftiend. She was never the same after that.
She tried a few rebounds, but she ultimately gave in to her grief.

They say she still sleeps with a body pillow of him
Anonymous No.718838228 >>718838273
Sybb thread
Anonymous No.718838273
>>718838228
>fanart
not sybb
Anonymous No.718838335 >>718838739
>>718838203
They used to watch RWBY together and write fan mail to Monty Oum, so i'm told
Anonymous No.718838739 >>718838847
>>718838335
Her fire was fierce, her temper quick to flame,
Yet in his calm she found her only peace;
A steady rock who never bowed to shame,
Whose quiet strength made all her quarrels cease.

But death came sudden, cruel, without a word,
And stilled the voice that cooled her raging tide.
Now every night she waits, though hope’s absurd,
For dreams where John still lingers by her side.

The world moves on, yet she remains undone,
Her laughter lost, her fury turned to grief;
Each dawn reminds her love is overrun,
And time brings neither healing nor relief.

Her heart still breaks for him, though years have flown,
She burns, she weeps, and ever grieves alone.
Anonymous No.718838847 >>718838896
>>718838739
Anonymous No.718838896
>>718838847
Anonymous No.718839034 >>718839357
Samus fucks aliens and monsters
Anonymous No.718839357 >>718839879
>>718839034
>>718838203
Those would be the rebounds mentioned earlier
Anonymous No.718839479
you guys are aware that samus is a demonic leech and a very unstable mutant, right?
Anonymous No.718839563
>>718837268 (OP)
oh yeah.....
Anonymous No.718839652
I've genuinely evolved beyond 3D porn, 2D is so superior that I find 3D videos and images disgusting
Anonymous No.718839879
>>718839357
Anonymous No.718841709
>>718837268 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.718841714
>>718837604
Part of the reason I bought a Switch was for Prime 4. I can't believe its been 8 years.
Also the trailer made me not so excited. The psychic abilities looked kind of lame and not fitting for a Metroid game. The trailer narrator voice didn't help either.
Anonymous No.718842324 >>718843428
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Dear Master Chief posters:
I ship her with Snake instead because of Brawl.
Anonymous No.718842436
>>718837981
>Western β€œβ€β€art”””
Anonymous No.718843428
>>718842324
>i ship her with snake
Anonymous No.718843930 >>718845017
Do you think Samus and Captain Falcon had a fling..?
Anonymous No.718844049
Samus is a girl.
Anonymous No.718844341
Sex with balls
Anonymous No.718844492
>>718837268 (OP)
How is she supposed to pee when she gotta go?
Anonymous No.718844545
>>718837268 (OP)
sorry lady you are replaced
Anonymous No.718844645
>>718837268 (OP)
Anonymous No.718844689
>>718837268 (OP)
>>718837268 (OP)
They didn't release a remaster of 2 and 3 before 4. Major retard move, and the prime (lol) reason people don't give a shit is because most people haven't played those games and have only played Dread and the remaster of 1
Anonymous No.718845017
>>718843930
No.
Mby during her rebound phase, but doubtful.