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Anonymous No.718839391 >>718840001 >>718840034 >>718840038 >>718840072 >>718840310 >>718840714 >>718841317 >>718841853 >>718841902 >>718843383 >>718846995 >>718847102 >>718849593 >>718850526 >>718852095 >>718853414
Why dont they save the Tomb Raider franchise by just making Lara hot like Stellar Blade?
Anonymous No.718839681 >>718847380
Anonymous No.718840001
>>718839391 (OP)
Anonymous No.718840034
>>718839391 (OP)
Nu-Lara needs more than just bigger boobs and wider hips. Her look has to be more like the remaster models. They look pretty ok and close to the old renders. The games themselves also have to be entirely different. They need to go back to being about tight tank control platforming puzzles with levels designed with the control scheme in mind. Only then can will I ever accept that they have made a new Tomb Raider game.
Anonymous No.718840038
>>718839391 (OP)
Femcels at CD don't allow it
Anonymous No.718840072 >>718840153
>>718839391 (OP)
Because the companies hired women, and women desperately hate the idea of men getting what they want.
Anonymous No.718840153 >>718848754 >>718851637
>>718840072
The sad thing is classic Lara was really popular with women
Anonymous No.718840310
>>718839391 (OP)
what about the dull gaymeplay thoughever?
Anonymous No.718840714
>>718839391 (OP)
because blackrock wont give them 100M if they arent pushing anti-male propaganda
Anonymous No.718841317
>>718839391 (OP)
CD even the stunted the mod scene by DMCAing sexy mods off nexusmods back then.
Anonymous No.718841598
Is it just me or is she built for a certain something or someone?
Anonymous No.718841853 >>718842537
>>718839391 (OP)
You know why.
Anonymous No.718841902
>>718839391 (OP)
That's that's wrong. Devs would rather go homeless.
Anonymous No.718842537
>>718841853
Why did you post a pictue of a horse in a Lara thred?
Anonymous No.718843383
>>718839391 (OP)
someone post the picture of the guy who called the police on some girl and tried to get her fired for disagreeing with him on twitter about nu-Lara
Anonymous No.718846995
>>718839391 (OP)
Official wife of Mac|ej Now|ck| as well, infinite harem
Anonymous No.718847102
>>718839391 (OP)
>laura tries and fails to fight off pajeets in briton
Anonymous No.718847380
>>718839681
>zoofaggot
Anonymous No.718847821
>>1
>nu-Lara
>copy uncharted
>copy indiana jones
>bow over dual pistol
>tank top
>tittas get nerfed

>future
>be stellar shit 2.0
Anonymous No.718848754
>>718840153
the hot 1
that could dres as Lara
Anonymous No.718849593
>>718839391 (OP)
Not realistic. Real women are all ugly
Anonymous No.718850526 >>718853389
>>718839391 (OP)
I love Lara so much, bros, I can't stand it.
Anonymous No.718851637
>>718840153
Same with Slave Leia yet now we are all at the mercy of ugly hags and their feelings
Anonymous No.718852095 >>718853039
>>718839391 (OP)
What did you just say you fucking misogynist?
I'm literally calling the police right now
Anonymous No.718853039
>>718852095
100% this dude abuses women when nobody is looking
Anonymous No.718853389
>>718850526
how do you cope with the fact that the next "unified lara" will look worse than both the original and reboot lara
i'm not sure yet what i'm gonna do, i just know it will happen 100%
Anonymous No.718853414
>>718839391 (OP)
You need to fix her face