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Anonymous No.718842087 >>718842148 >>718842202 >>718842331 >>718843483 >>718844161 >>718844854 >>718845220 >>718845324 >>718847613 >>718848539 >>718849010 >>718849161 >>718849204 >>718849472 >>718849980 >>718850043 >>718852314 >>718853080 >>718853778 >>718854273 >>718854785 >>718856939
I find these cute. Why are we sending them into battle? Seems wrong.
Anonymous No.718842148 >>718842202
>>718842087 (OP)
Aw..
Anonymous No.718842202
>>718842087 (OP)
>>718842148
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.718842331 >>718842397 >>718849434 >>718850963 >>718852314
>>718842087 (OP)
I agree. We should dress them up all pretty like and treat them like princesses.
Anonymous No.718842397 >>718843483 >>718849628
>>718842331
AI suspected.
Anonymous No.718842449 >>718842568
Pokemon were made by their creator to crave battle and please humans.
Anonymous No.718842568
>>718842449
Well it pleases me, I think we can leave it at that.
Anonymous No.718843162 >>718843298 >>718843875
how many evolutions are there now?
are there really fifteen of them now?
Anonymous No.718843251 >>718843828
Zoroark
Anonymous No.718843298
>>718843162
There's only 8, there hasn't been more Eevee evolutions since the 3DS.
Anonymous No.718843367
Wrong board >>>/vp/
Anonymous No.718843483 >>718848696 >>718849191
>>718842087 (OP)
They are literal monsters, and they love to fight.
Eevee would murder you without a second thought.

>>718842397
Even at a glance I can recognize that artist.
https://x.com/kaminokefusa
Anonymous No.718843676
They desire battle. As children yearn for the factory, the Pokemon thirsts for blood.

This is a killing machine.
Anonymous No.718843828 >>718844281
>>718843251
>Casually just has the coolest ability in the entire game
I know it's a gimmick, I don't care. It's a fun gimmick.
Anonymous No.718843875
>>718843162
>fifteen
there are 18 types now dude, there hasn't been fifteen since the previous century...
Anonymous No.718843934
they're cute but also sinister. you know they're scheming.
Anonymous No.718844161
>>718842087 (OP)
I don't remember this, and I really liked the graphics in those games, just not the butchering of wild battles, leveling up, and catching, although today's games make it so you don't run though all a legendary's PP so it struggles to death. Kids these days don't know.
Anonymous No.718844228 >>718850170
>Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.
>When this PokΓ©mon sights its prey, it swirls its ribbonlike feelers as a distraction. A moment later, it pounces.

Do not fall for their tricks. They are deceitful animals, predators with wild cunning.
Anonymous No.718844281 >>718844542
>>718843828
I'm just here for the porn
Anonymous No.718844294 >>718844330 >>718845381 >>718852695
ERABE
Anonymous No.718844330 >>718851054
>>718844294
Please get treated for your mental disorders.
Anonymous No.718844542 >>718848126
>>718844281
Yeah well I'm not, faggot.

Anyway, did you know that Zoroark: Master of Illusions is only the third Pokemon movie to not have a Legendary as its main features Pokemon?
Anonymous No.718844854
>>718842087 (OP)
PokΓ©mon are canonically Sadistic Psycho Battle Fags, basically imagine if your pet was Goku. Mind you they are unhappy if you keep having them lose, but just keep winning and they are happy as can be.
Anonymous No.718845220
>>718842087 (OP)
Onaholes are cutest when they could fight back but dont.
Anonymous No.718845324
>>718842087 (OP)
PokΓ©mon yearn for the mines
Anonymous No.718845381 >>718847529 >>718856820
>>718844294
>condom
"lol"
Anonymous No.718847529
>>718845381
Cute
Anonymous No.718847613 >>718847798 >>718850149
>>718842087 (OP)
Well what else are you going to use them for?
Anonymous No.718847798 >>718847867 >>718847917 >>718849273 >>718850814 >>718852448 >>718854785
>>718847613
Use your imagination
Anonymous No.718847867
>>718847798
Drinking buddies?
Anonymous No.718847917
>>718847798
Teach them how to be maids?
Anonymous No.718848126 >>718850612
>>718844542
No. Anyway, did you know that is a game forum and not a game trivia show?
Anonymous No.718848189 >>718848315
Realistically, humans would torture these fuckers
Anonymous No.718848315
>>718848189
*seaniggers and brazilians, you mean.
Anonymous No.718848539 >>718848724
>>718842087 (OP)
Because if you do not send them into battle they start seducing human men
Anonymous No.718848696 >>718851953
>>718843483
>Eevee would murder you without a second thought
With which weapon? Cuteness?
Anonymous No.718848724 >>718848941
>>718848539
Do meowscaradas (male) really?
Anonymous No.718848941 >>718849529
>>718848724
These cats are devious creatures
Anonymous No.718849010
>>718842087 (OP)
Honestly perplexed the pokemon don't gain levels when they don't do noncombat activities. Gathering with normal types, farming with grass types, firemaking and cooking with fire types...
>But we can have them partake in contests!
Ah... noted...
Anonymous No.718849069 >>718849116
back in my day pokemons were monsters
Anonymous No.718849116 >>718849257
>>718849069
You literally cannot go back any more back in the day than Eevee...
Anonymous No.718849161
>>718842087 (OP)
it's okay
they love beating up each other
Anonymous No.718849191 >>718850589
>>718843483
I'm out of touch, what are these?
Anonymous No.718849204
>>718842087 (OP)
Ryonamon
Anonymous No.718849257 >>718849308 >>718849346 >>718849387
>>718849116
furfags ruined everything
Anonymous No.718849273 >>718849356
>>718847798
Anonymous No.718849308
>>718849257
cute
Anonymous No.718849346
>>718849257
Whip your tail at me, Eevee. I've been a naughty trainer.
Anonymous No.718849356
>>718849273
Pure sex.
Anonymous No.718849387
>>718849257
Still would
Anonymous No.718849403 >>718849469 >>718849514
Stop lusting after animals.
Anonymous No.718849434 >>718849528 >>718849581 >>718849860 >>718850074
>>718842331
Yeah!
Anonymous No.718849469 >>718849564
>>718849403
I don't speak K-pop
Anonymous No.718849472
>>718842087 (OP)
I wouldn't be sending my pokemon to battle. I'd be sending them to bed (after dinner, desert and a warm bath)
Anonymous No.718849514
>>718849403
I cant help it when they're so beautiful and erotic
Anonymous No.718849528
>>718849434
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
MR ADVERTISER, GET DOWN!
Anonymous No.718849529 >>718849763
>>718848941
source
Anonymous No.718849564
>>718849469
>My friends told me that guys who raise glaceons are all pokephiles!!
>I believed that Master wasn't!! Have you been eyeing me like that all this time?!!
Anonymous No.718849581 >>718850068
>>718849434
This creature needs to be whiter
Anonymous No.718849628
>>718842397
Even if it was, what are you gonna do, cry? Nobody cares, AI will always be there with us now. Deal with it already, /v/.
Anonymous No.718849763 >>718851493
>>718849529
Goldsrc actually
Anonymous No.718849860
>>718849434
Based
Anonymous No.718849880
he cute
Anonymous No.718849980
>>718842087 (OP)
Because you are a trainer in the games and PokΓ©mon get stronger via training and battling. You could be a construction worker, a nurse, or even a daycare worker and never see a day of battle and just chill with your bro mons. But, that ain't the story they're trying to tell. Also, PokΓ©mon are individuals, some enjoy battling, others don't. All the mons in your party enjoy battling by default cause they wanna make you proud and fulfill your dream of being a champion level trainer.
Anonymous No.718850043
>>718842087 (OP)
They enjoy it
Anonymous No.718850068 >>718850115 >>718850193 >>718850374
>>718849581
Here ya go.
Anonymous No.718850074 >>718850136
>>718849434
>no cock
meh
Anonymous No.718850115 >>718850234
>>718850068
I love eeveelutions so much
Anonymous No.718850136
>>718850074
Cetacean slit is good in that you can pretend that there's a penis inside.
Anonymous No.718850149
>>718847613
Supply runners, dash through the forest to bring food and ammo to your troops
Anonymous No.718850170
>>718844228
wild WHAT?
Anonymous No.718850193
>>718850068
damn bitch cookie....
Anonymous No.718850234 >>718850385 >>718850437
>>718850115
Based.
Anonymous No.718850298
Anonymous No.718850309 >>718852448
pls...
Anonymous No.718850374
>>718850068
details like this is why your taste in feral sucks
Anonymous No.718850385
>>718850234
C-c-cookie...
Anonymous No.718850437
>>718850234
holy moly
Anonymous No.718850479
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.718850580
Anonymous No.718850589 >>718856891
>>718849191
That's Pawmi.
The gen 9 Pikachu clone.
Anonymous No.718850612
>>718848126
I prefer game trivia show than pornimage show
Anonymous No.718850814
>>718847798
>male Eevee
Gay. Who ever wants male pets?
Anonymous No.718850963
>>718842331
Agreed. That goes for both the female and the male ones.
Anonymous No.718851054 >>718851162
>>718844330
This. Condoms are a shit fetish.
Anonymous No.718851058 >>718852126
Anonymous No.718851162
>>718851054
Wanting to fuck animals is mental illness.
Anonymous No.718851169 >>718851231
Choosing to evolve your Eevee is an evil act. You do not have the right to choose what he or she will become. It should be the Eevee's choice.
Anonymous No.718851231 >>718851272
>>718851169
In my headcanon that's the way they wanted to evolve, sorry i cant ask it in game
Anonymous No.718851272
>>718851231
Based
Anonymous No.718851493
>>718849763
thank you! I love it
Anonymous No.718851953
>>718848696
Her cookie
Anonymous No.718852126
>>718851058
I think that Eevee has autism bro
Anonymous No.718852314 >>718852448
>>718842087 (OP)
>>718842331
when are they making nintendogs but pokemon?
Anonymous No.718852448
>>718852314
>>718850309
>>718847798
Who is this artist? That's the cutest goddamned Eevee I ever did see
Anonymous No.718852695 >>718852872 >>718852968 >>718857359
>>718844294
why did most of his art suddenly vanish overnight
Anonymous No.718852872
>>718852695
Nintendo, rightfully, tells a lot of mentally ill animals fuckers to take down their porn and serves them with DMCAs.
Anonymous No.718852968
>>718852695
It's all still on e6
Anonymous No.718853080 >>718853303
>>718842087 (OP)
they like battling and it is the only way they can grow
Anonymous No.718853303
>>718853080
What if I just dump a truck load of rare candy on my pokemon? Pretty sure it would grow that way, too. Or I could just take her fishing or something, or have her help out in other aspects of daily life. I'm sure that would also grant some experience. Not to mention that daily love making is an excellent form of exercise
Anonymous No.718853646 >>718853720 >>718854334
Why do pokemon threads never do well here
Anonymous No.718853720
>>718853646
Too many zoophiles
Anonymous No.718853778
>>718842087 (OP)
maybe they should stop learning cool moves like bite or ice beam
Anonymous No.718854273
>>718842087 (OP)
They like battling, chud
Anonymous No.718854334 >>718854536
>>718853646
Human nature
Anonymous No.718854536 >>718856779
>>718854334
is this the same artguy
Anonymous No.718854785 >>718855018
>>718842087 (OP)
>>718847798
Eevee just looks like a regular brown animal you'd see in a pet store or zoo
Unremarkable design
Anonymous No.718855018 >>718855184 >>718856556
>>718854785
Yeah, well. You're mom's a whore.
So who cares what you think.
Anonymous No.718855184
>>718855018
his are mom? what?
Anonymous No.718856556
>>718855018
Kek
Anonymous No.718856779
>>718854536
Clearly not, according to the artist names in the lower right
Anonymous No.718856820
>>718845381
what is this from?
Anonymous No.718856891 >>718857416
>>718850589
Is she...not wearing clothes?
Anonymous No.718856939
>>718842087 (OP)
>lust-provoking image
>thoughtless time wasting question
Anonymous No.718857168
anyone else buy the life size ones that they had for sale earlier in the year? I can't wait till they arrive!
Anonymous No.718857359
>>718852695
Where? On Pixiv? Or any other platform?
On pixiv all his art is still there but he deleted his old individual images and reuploaded them grouped them in sets. Elsewhere I have no idea
Anonymous No.718857416
>>718856891
She clearly has sandals on, what do you mean?