Thread 718843751

I have never felt the touch of a girl
Including my mom

>>718843751 (OP)
that's rough buddy

It's never too late
Just try not to cry like a bitch the first time you hug some cunt or she'll leave you

>>718843751 (OP)
I can provide you with a super pro tip which I think will work, but I don't want you to assume I'm some no-toucher if it doesn't work. I've fucked like 130 women and I should be immune to judgment by frogfags but I guess I'm just insecure because I worry if my schemes won't work I'll be considered bald and I just hate bald people so much

>>718844387
Alright whatever. So the trick is to go to your local barcade. NOT something like timezone you dickhead. A privately owned one with rental spaces for pinball machines and a bunch of pins on sight. Perform badly at Stern Pinball Godzilla 2021. A girl will approach you and will help you learn to nudge the machine so that you can fire the most basic shot on the most basic pin ever. Unfortunately after that you'll have to go to /vr/, but I promise some woman will be so annoyed by you not beginning Gigan that you'll be doing Hedorah every time after. I hate aliens so much it's unreal

>>718843751 (OP)
What are you waiting for, kill everyone.

>>718843751 (OP)
Just touch yourself its all same man

>>718844893
When do I touch her hands?

>>718843751 (OP)
>Including my mom
Trust me, getting a handjob from your mom is not all its cracked up to be.

>>718843751 (OP)
at this point get a whore let her teach you some thing or two get it over with, communicate tell her what you want this and that

boo fucking hoo

>>718844989
When she gets so angry that she teaches you pinball like old men teach young women golf

I've had sex with ~120 women

great thread, redditfrog.

>>718843751 (OP)
At around the age of 15, you should've realized that no woman will ever be attracted to you and started educationmaxxing so you could afford hookers in the future

>>718843751 (OP)
What happened to your mom, Anon?

Hire an escort. Simple as

at least you don't know the feeling of what it's like to know the touch of someone loving you and then stopping to love you