Thread 718845510

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Samus is built for Master Chief

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:43:25 PM No.718845624 >>718846257

>>718845510 (OP)
Why did mods delete the old thread wtf

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:45:25 PM No.718845748

Made for summer

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:46:56 PM No.718845847

>>718845510 (OP)
His dick doesn't work that is actually canon

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:49:03 PM No.718845992 >>718846126

>>718845510 (OP)
No she's not lmao. Master Chief is a pathetic virgin.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:50:05 PM No.718846053

>>718845510 (OP)
Kys metroidtranny, mods deleted Halo threads, we are not your bros

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:51:00 PM No.718846126

>>718845992
You must be new

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:52:10 PM No.718846205 >>718846257 >>718846406

reminder: only big dark dick can sexually satisfy samus

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:52:56 PM No.718846257

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:53:36 PM No.718846292

Duke Nukem x Samus “Metroid” Aran

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:54:28 PM No.718846358

>>718845510 (OP)
Master Chief respects women and was never taught about sex.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:54:49 PM No.718846384

>>718846252
This shit is a classic.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:55:21 PM No.718846406 >>718847115

>>718846205
She had a few rebounds after John died. But ultimately gave in to grief. She now lives at home crying into her Master Chief body pillow

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:56:40 PM No.718846489 >>718846559

>>718846252
It was remade

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 3:57:41 PM No.718846559 >>718846978

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 4:05:00 PM No.718846978 >>718847131

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 4:07:20 PM No.718847115

>>718846406
I could be sold on a platonic relationship, that would be cute. But chief's dick doesn't work so don't try anything sexual

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 4:07:31 PM No.718847131

>>718846978
Right?
Fuck I love nerds