>tfw I have to read through all of the Witcher books and short stories, before I allow myself to play the games
>still haven't played the Witcher games 8 years after I first had this thought
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:42:51 PM
No.718849212
>>718849134 (OP)
uh, they have a synopsis on YouTube
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:42:56 PM
No.718849216
>caring about video game "stories"
lmaoing at you
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:44:13 PM
No.718849292
>>718849134 (OP)
i look like this and do things like that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:45:20 PM
No.718849379
>>718849134 (OP)
lazy bum, go scroll ticktock
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:03:07 PM
No.718850425
How do I get a Gio Scotti gf as an american?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:07:20 PM
No.718850669
>>718851495
>have to The Mysteries of Rudolpho, The Italian, Castle of Wolfenbach, Clermont, Mysterious Warnings, Necromancer of the Black Forest, Midnight Bell, Orphan of the Rhine, and Horrid Mysteries
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:12:30 PM
No.718850984
>>718849134 (OP)
The books are far superior to the games. I've only played the first game and got stuck at the part where you have to get rid of the fish men. Also super buggy game.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:13:43 PM
No.718851059
>>718849134 (OP)
Still time to read then before Witcher 1 remake
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:14:20 PM
No.718851085
don't bother, witcher games are mid anyway
good waifus though
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:18:06 PM
No.718851293
>>718849134 (OP)
Yeah ok...
Would you actually want to be a REAL woman if you could though?
Is it really worth it to have monthly period pains, inferior INT and inferior STR just for a CHA boost?
Lol.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:21:46 PM
No.718851495
>>718850669
lol I am reading this right now, am I missing much?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:33:27 PM
No.718852186
>>718849134 (OP)
I unironically did this a few years ago and had tons of fun.
One of the best experiences as a reader and also as a gamer
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:35:49 PM
No.718852335
>>718849134 (OP)
Geralt has amnesia in the first and second games regardless. Unfortunately the serialised books are not very good and quite a slog, but the two short story compilations are good and will get you up to speed on the setting, who the major characters are and so forth.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:51:20 PM
No.718853235
>read the books in the early 00s
>Ciri was a nice kid but grew up to be an annoying slut
>pretty much everything involving grown-up Ciri and her gang was an absolute trash that you unintentionally start speed-reading
>fast forward 10-20 years, retards that haven't read the books think Ciri is the best character ever
A feeling so complicated.
Sapjopski can't write for shit, so do yourself a favor and only read the first book if you must. It's a collection of short stories, and it only gets worse from there.
