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Anonymous No.718849894 >>718850286 >>718850948 >>718850949 >>718852193 >>718852357 >>718852394 >>718852430 >>718852572 >>718852686 >>718854578 >>718854863 >>718856603 >>718856685 >>718857912 >>718860493
What the hell is a Silksong? Sounds gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.718850084 >>718850346 >>718854482
Puffy bug vulva
Anonymous No.718850286 >>718850949
>>718849894 (OP)
>I've preordered 3 of those games

good taste op
Anonymous No.718850346 >>718854482
>>718850084
And you just know Hornet's got that high dex build energy, all zipping around with her needle. Peak bug waifu material.
Anonymous No.718850845 >>718860015
Cronos looks like a retarded resident evil 5 rip off/rehash. Hell is Us is just another action soulslike, but this one has those easy as shit puzzles for inebriates. borderlands is a shitty coop shooter, no pvp. I have nothing to say about silent hill f. These games suck cock
Anonymous No.718850948 >>718850997 >>718852006
>>718849894 (OP)
Of those I've only preordered Silent HIll F; I've played Borderlands 1 and 2 but I'm not a fan so I will wait for a sale.
Sell me on Cronos and Hell is Us.
Anonymous No.718850949 >>718852709 >>718855079
>>718849894 (OP)
>>718850286
stop consuming slop
Anonymous No.718850997 >>718851157 >>718851503 >>718852386 >>718854271
>>718850948
Anonymous No.718851157 >>718851429
>>718850997
That doesn't tell me jack shit about the fucking game.
Guess what? Forget it, I will do my own internet research. Stupid worthless marketer.
Anonymous No.718851429
>>718851157
NTA: It’s a fucking resident evil 4/5 rehash. You get to open chests, remove obstructions from doorways, solve easy puzzles, and most importantly, press x to collect stupid inventory items
Anonymous No.718851503
>>718850997
Anonymous No.718852006
>>718850948
>Cronos
I unironically enjoy Bloober games for their atmosphere. Gameplay won't blow your socks off but they have gotten better from the days of walking sims.
>Hell is Us
Try the demo. The game is very enigmatic from the story, world, and characters. It hasn't even come out yet and it has the makings of being one of the most underrated games of the years. It won't be one of the best ever made but definitely underappreciated. And the OST is really good so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJBhXCjlBI&list=RDtFJBhXCjlBI&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.718852193
>>718849894 (OP)
>all use UE5 making them run like absolute shit-stained ass
This cannot continue
Anonymous No.718852357 >>718852608
>>718849894 (OP)
>Cronos
>Bloober shit
Anonymous No.718852386 >>718853157
>>718850997
Are there more of these? I want to see the evolution of the helmet. It is a hell of a choice in the era of sleek design but it really pulls the whole suit together.
Anonymous No.718852394
>>718849894 (OP)
>Dead Space but shit
>I don't even know what the fuck that is but it looks like hyperslop
>Silent Hill action game
Borderlands 4 looks way less insufferable and the one Vault Hunter I thought looks alright seems fun. I will still wait until it's $2 in a few years and then CreamAPI all the DLCs though.
Anonymous No.718852430
>>718849894 (OP)
not playing borderlands 4 until it has all the dlc and is cheap
Anonymous No.718852572 >>718852765
>>718849894 (OP)
>Posting gayer stuff while saying that
Anonymous No.718852608 >>718853576
>>718852357
Better get used to it, pal. They are just getting started. :^)
Anonymous No.718852686 >>718853331
>>718849894 (OP)
>slop
>bloober shit bootleg dead space
>literally whomstve
>silent souls
ayy lmaoooooooooo
Anonymous No.718852709
>>718850949
the pigs must consume the slop. you cannot deny them their sustenance
Anonymous No.718852765
>>718852572
Enjoy playing with your Pixar bugs sweetie
Anonymous No.718853157 >>718853640
>>718852386
Anonymous No.718853331
>>718852686
>Slop
If you are going to eat slop. Might as well go for the best tasting one.
>bloober shit bootleg dead space
A Polish bootleg sounds fun
>literally whomstve
iykyk
>silent souls
Zoomer, I have been through the release of Homecoming, Downpour, and the HD Remaster. Shit could be worse, a lot worse.
Anonymous No.718853576 >>718853849
>>718852608
>getting started
They have been doing shit games for more than a decade and their best one is a mediocre copy/paste remake.
Anonymous No.718853640 >>718854089
>>718853157
Hol up, we some kind of Neon Genesis Evangelion? Now I see where the enemies fit in now. With multiple endings, we know we at least get side with or go against the Collective.
Anonymous No.718853754 >>718854121 >>718854158
>tfw realizing Silksong release will erase all the little interest Cronos was going to get
Anonymous No.718853849 >>718854160
>>718853576
>getting started
>been doing shit games for more than a decade
Do you understand that not every phrase is literal right? They are entering a new phase that is as if "they are just getting started"
Anonymous No.718854061
How could anybody be excited with Cronos with the shitty combat of the SH2 demake? They couldn't even improve the game they had permission to steal from, let alone all the other ones they stole from.
Anonymous No.718854089 >>718855141
>>718853640
dunno
Anonymous No.718854121 >>718854249
>>718853754
I dont think theres much overlap between horror and metroidvania fans
Anonymous No.718854158
>>718853754
For video game journalists sure.
Anonymous No.718854160 >>718854763
>>718853849
Since when this new phase just started? Since copying Team Silent homework and pretending they have not always been doing shit games?
Anonymous No.718854249
>>718854121
>horror
That's a nice way of calling when it's supposed to be third person action slop.
Anonymous No.718854271
>>718850997
Dune, star wars and marvel
Im out.
Anonymous No.718854482
>>718850084
thought you were talking about Silent Hill before I read >>718850346
Anonymous No.718854578 >>718854905
>>718849894 (OP)
>Bloober team
Anonymous No.718854763 >>718854967 >>718855050
>>718854160
It started with SH2:R and Cronos. Gameplay was walking with point and clicks up until know after they invested in some combat designers.
Go ahead and say that the gameplay is still shit but it is objectively more advanced than what they were doing before. Also, look at the environmental design from Layers to even the Medium and you can see a team getting better.
How many legacy developers have been stagnant for as long as Bloober has been around.
Anonymous No.718854863 >>718855016
>>718849894 (OP)
Do they still make borderlands games? Do people even... buy those? What the fuck?
Anonymous No.718854905
>>718854578
>Team Cherry
Anonymous No.718854967 >>718855354
>>718854763
And the combat in SH2R was absolute garbage. They can't write games, their audio and voice direction leaves a lot to be desired, their puzzle design is for babies, shallow mechanics covered by a eurojank slop aesthetic. (not the good kind either) They have been making games for over a decade and all of them have been shit.
Anonymous No.718855016 >>718855960
>>718854863
2K's second biggest seller. People buy the shit out of Borderlands...eventually.
Anonymous No.718855050 >>718855703
>>718854763
Adding more shit mechanics does not make the games better. And no, the level design has not been getting better. The Medium was abysmal dogshit, bloober apologist.
Anonymous No.718855079 >>718855116 >>718856183 >>718856282 >>718860040
>>718850949
Never.
Anonymous No.718855116
>>718855079
Based
Anonymous No.718855141 >>718855749
>>718854089
Anonymous No.718855354 >>718856386
>>718854967
What the fuck did you want out of gameplay? It's not a remake of Resident Evil 4.
Anonymous No.718855703
>>718855050
>bloober apologist
Absolutely and part of that is because it makes people like you and libtard nerds seethe. Anyone who can do that is alright in my book. That includes Randy Pitchford too.
Anonymous No.718855716
ITT: retards validate their slop purchases
Anonymous No.718855749
>>718855141
Anonymous No.718855874 >>718856473
since you guys started talking about gameplay
Anonymous No.718855960
>>718855016
Ah who am I kidding. People bought Ass Creed Shadows and will buy BF6 too.
Anonymous No.718856183
>>718855079
I'll let you off because you're a DQ fan
Anonymous No.718856282
>>718855079
>paying $60 for two NES games
Anonymous No.718856316
Hell is Us looks great but i will delay it for a few weeks until i'm done with silksong
Anonymous No.718856386 >>718857071
>>718855354
A survival horror game. The demake puts the shoddy combat front and forward. Unlike the original however, I am being forced into combat encounters and killing hundreds of enemies. Not only am I killing hundreds of enemies on my spooky atmospheric horror game, but its the same 3 or 4 enemies littered literally everywhere. The enemies slide to you during combat encounters which is not only immersion breaking, but just plain unfun. All the guns lack a substantial impact in using them, so I can't imagine a sci-fi game with firearm combat is the focus is going to hold up very well. Seeing a Mannequin make a loud noise and jump out at you isn't very scary the first time much less the 50th.
tldr; tedious shallow combat with a low enemy variety padded out for 15-20 hours is not fun
Anonymous No.718856473
>>718855874
Huh. I was not expecting them to put some of Medium's DNA into Cronos. A lot is going to depend on how the handle flipping back and forth because it could get rote real quick.
Anonymous No.718856603
>>718849894 (OP)
Fuck off, Randy
Anonymous No.718856685
>>718849894 (OP)
more choices for everyone is a great thing.
Anonymous No.718857071 >>718857790 >>718858183
>>718856386
The "survival" horror you are looking for is long dead. 90% of the survival was dealing with controls that are now archaic. Resident Evil dropped "survival" after 3 in 1999. Go play Tormented Souls, it has what you are looking for. There is even a sequel coming out. But you might as well get over it because you are in a small minority that the combat was a deal breaker.
Anonymous No.718857790
>>718857071
A survival horror game is defined by more than tank controls you stupid fucking shill. Crow country and Signalis have come and gone proving that the formula is still something that can be done in the modern era.
>Appealing to the masses
You mean the same retards who ruined the Silent Hill series in the first place? The same people you're referring to also hold TLOU2 in high regard but that game is pretty shit too, but at least the combat in those games are serviceable. Bloober tried to make the combat closer to their games than the traditional survival horror experience and it pales greatly in comparison. Bloober sucks at making games. They're not gonna start getting better any time sooner.
Anonymous No.718857881
>tfw all the games that look good are incredibly unfinished
Anonymous No.718857912 >>718858104
>>718849894 (OP)
5/10 bait, you out it too hard with borderlands right at the start. At least have it last in line.
Anonymous No.718858104
>>718857912
Gimme a sec. Going to hack Steam so my pre-purchases align to your standards
Anonymous No.718858183 >>718859151
>>718857071
>hit hit dodge
>hit hit dodge
>you can defeat literally every enemy in this pattern no matter what difficulty
>you will be doing this same combo for a dozen hours with no variation of enemies or weapons
>you have to do this for twice to three times longer than the original
Yes this is that "improved" combat I have heard so much about.
Anonymous No.718859151 >>718859850
>>718858183
You right nowhere as dynamic as the combat as Resident Evil 1-3, Silent Hill 1-4, Signalis, and Crow Country where you shoot, back-up, shoot again.
Anonymous No.718859850 >>718860404
>>718859151
RE series has more weapons, inventory management, actual puzzles, SH 1-4 are more about the atmosphere than the combat (unlike this UE5 demake that butchers the atmosphere), and Signalis/Crow Country have actual resource management. But hey, shill your shitty bloober trash some more.
Anonymous No.718860015 >>718860214
>>718850845
>le ebin contrarian doompostr teen strikes again
oh noes!
anyway...
Anonymous No.718860040
>>718855079
Based Goynami chad
Anonymous No.718860214 >>718860639
>>718860015
>hating bloober on /v/ is contrarian
>hating BORDERLANDS on /v/ is contrarian
lol lmao even
Anonymous No.718860404 >>718861157
>>718859850
>butchers the atmosphere
L M A O
Anonymous No.718860493 >>718860708
>>718849894 (OP)
SHILLPOSTING OP.
payed actor.
Shlomo Goybergstgein has deposited payment of (0.24$) in your account
Anonymous No.718860639
>>718860214
>liking something on /v/ isn't contrarian
Anonymous No.718860708
>>718860493
It was (0.24$)x4. :^)
Anonymous No.718861157 >>718861274
>>718860404
>original game dungeons
>damp, decayed looking, visual flourishes that make the otherworld sections in SH2 unique to it
>OST fits perfectly in scripted moments
>demake
>every dungeon is just sh1/3 rust filled shit
>the town sections are closer to The Last of Us with generic plants overgrowing over the buildings
>dynamic OST that starts too late or too early and is of a poorer quality both recording wise and atmospherically
>character designs are oversimplified or outright censored
>sexually suggestive content is toned down
Yeah they butchered the atmosphere, I am sure your next one word post will btfo me next time.
Anonymous No.718861274
>>718861157
nigger