Thread 718860582

What would be your job in /v/'s commune?

>>718860582 (OP)
Pirate.

>>718860582 (OP)
federal informant

>job
Lol.
For real. Lol.

>>718860582 (OP)
I'd be the friendly femboy

>>718860582 (OP)
i unironicallý would love to be the one digging the hole

>>718860582 (OP)
i will post bait o7

I'll be the janny that protects everyone breaking the rules at the expense of those who follow them.
It's a tough job, but the pay makes it all worth it.

>>718860779
You've never dug in your life, retard.

I'll pretend to be your shoulder to cry on but then I'll tell everyone about your so called problems

>>718860582 (OP)
PlayStation games vendor

>>718860582 (OP)
/pol/ witness knocking on your doors to remind you that you can still be saved

>>718860582 (OP)
What problem do these people have with preppers anyway? They're doing the exact same thing.

>>718860779
Seriously, give me some mindless physical labor any day.

>>718860582 (OP)
terrorist

sucking bear dick

tranny mistress of the ERP whores

>>718860582 (OP)
a cunny connoisseur

>>718860582 (OP)
I'll lead discussion on the health benefits of coffee

>>718860582 (OP)
Same as now, construction wageslave.

>>718860879
Get in the hole

>>718860674
This
Identify all the leadership, and then get them all blackbagged and sent to some torture site in international waters
Then watch and jerk off as feds siege the commune and ventilate the commie fucks when they try fighting

>>718861094
Preppers usually don't share their resources.

>>718860879
i love digging holes and chopping wood

>>718860582 (OP)
>Pic
I live how every giving hippy wants to lead group therapy sessions. Labor you dumb nigger communism is about labor.

>>718860779
given proper ppe i'd love to dig tunnels and mines all day especially if i get to use explosives and big huge mega machines
don't care if it's commies or capitalist pigdogs holding the reins

Leftist commune is a funny way of saying cult.

I would be the leader and start with eradicating everything LGBT and non-whites

>>718860582 (OP)
I'd teach people how to consistently FRC youzansen, effectively giving moves like j.HS and 6HS an FRC point

>>718862639
Most online leftists don't want to work. Most people don't want to work, period. It's funny but not surprising that the other guy got much less engagement, although he's much closer in his attitude to what a revolutionary should be

>>718862820
Most cults actually do manual labor.

>everyone with some crazy job not related to video games
>no one actually plays video games
>even though that's the whole point of a /v/ commune
Ironic.

>>718863441
It is funny r/antiwork is aligned with commies when they do just want to do nothing and consider work bad as a concept. I'm not sure how they expect society to function, someone has to clean the floors.

>>718860582 (OP)
I will fetch refreshments and provide encouraging remarks in the goon cave
>nice stroke rhythm anon!

>>718860582 (OP)
Political officer seems like a pretty sweet gig

>>718860582 (OP)
Greeter.

>>718860582 (OP)
Jenkem brewer

When commies say "capitalism", what they mean is "physical reality". They do not like reality and the laws of physics that govern them, preferring a fantasy utopia which can only exists in their mind. Commies in D:E believing they can grow crops with their mind is not far from reality.

I farmer

>>718860582 (OP)
I'm the ideas guy.

the snitch

>>718867553
It is not like communal gardens in urban areas cannot function. There are successful ones where I live (Finland). It just requires high trust culture and a homogeneous neighborhood.

>>718868512
aka the kind of thing the jews are actively trying to destroy

>>718868512
Shame it can all be ruined by one(1) brown person.

>>718860582 (OP)
I'll remind people to reproduce.

>>718860879
My friends and I used to go out digging random holes when we were young. Very fun stuff.

>>718869023
There's not that much to ruin. I don't know what was going on with the community gardens in CHAZ but these are quite common in Europe. They're just a nice thing. People can grow and get some fresh veggies for themselves. I don't think anyone seriously thinks urban areas could be self-sustaining

>>718860582 (OP)
BBC bull prepper

>>718861094
preppers are isolationist

>>718863589
most cults are just about delivering sex and money to the guy running the cult

>>718863589
>>718870542
Nu-cults jumped on the techbro train and scam their followers now

I'll be the fat ugly bastard that rapes all the femboys

you dont get to choose your job
your glorious Leader does
and if your glorious Leader dislikes you, then you WILL put the fries in the bag

>>718870974
It's a communist country, there's no fries.