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Anonymous No.718863967 >>718864070 >>718864104 >>718864187 >>718864349 >>718864736 >>718864772 >>718864785 >>718864883 >>718865760 >>718866425 >>718866558 >>718866893 >>718866947 >>718867716 >>718867718 >>718872819 >>718872854 >>718872956 >>718877595 >>718878364 >>718878915 >>718879361 >>718879678 >>718879948 >>718881782 >>718882339
Deadlock
WELCOME TO THE BARONESS HOTEL
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
SUCH A LOVELY FACE
PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE BARONESS HOTEL
ANY TIME OF YEAR
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE
Anonymous No.718864070 >>718864268 >>718864817 >>718864872
>>718863967 (OP)
#Deadshit! #Shitlock! DOTA BETTER! TF2 BETTER! ICEFROG, CANCEL THIS GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CANCEL IT!
Anonymous No.718864104 >>718865820
>>718863967 (OP)
>Rivals adds a portal
>Valve rips it off
Wow, bravo Gaben!
Anonymous No.718864187
>>718863967 (OP)
can I find a way to report you shills?
Anonymous No.718864209 >>718864286 >>718864817 >>718872901
>>/vg/
dead games dont need generals on v
Anonymous No.718864249 >>718864817 >>718867450 >>718877351
genuinely convinced valve pays like 5 people to post about this "game"
Anonymous No.718864265 >>718864817
fuck off
Anonymous No.718864268
>>718864070
I say this and look like this
Anonymous No.718864286
>>718864209
>So, you're having fun with this game, anon? But did you see that there are only 46000 people playing at the same time? Are you not embarrassed?
Anonymous No.718864349 >>718864897
>>718863967 (OP)
What happens if Doorman and Sinclair send two people to the hotel at the same time? Do they end up in the same place or separate instances?
Anonymous No.718864410
uh-oh tendies melty only fire emblem are allowed to have general!
Anonymous No.718864423
oh look, it's this thread again.
Anonymous No.718864651 >>718864703 >>718867285 >>718876132 >>718879748
>all those map embellishments and model reworks
>Yamato still a conehead ayylmao
Anonymous No.718864689 >>718867972
I'm convinced all of you playing deadlock are bots, no one would rather play a dead game insted of an alive one, if you were human you would be playing livelock
Anonymous No.718864703
>>718864651
>>Yamato still a conehead ayylmao
She'll still be a conehead even after the official release.
Anonymous No.718864736 >>718864915
>>718863967 (OP)
What do you do when teammates wander into your lane and sit there while their lane is open for the other team to push? Besides yelling at them to go back over coms.
I find myself babysitting side lanes alot while my team is brololoing in blue. This is fine, almost ideal, if I'm playing somebody like Ivy who can fly and counter push and waveclear well, but otherwise it drives me crazy watching waves crash against our walkers because my dipshit teammates all decided to pressure blue for five minutes straight.
I think they need a "you reached a power spike! NOW you can wander around trying to kill somebody" alarm.
Anonymous No.718864772 >>718864803 >>718864963 >>718868313 >>718869004
>>718863967 (OP)
>more Doorman
A Mina thread died for this.
Anonymous No.718864785
>>718863967 (OP)
oh look,a windmill of friendship!
Anonymous No.718864803
>>718864772
Doorchads run /v/.
Anonymous No.718864806
buy an ad
Anonymous No.718864817 >>718864871 >>718864873 >>718864982 >>718865139 >>718868143 >>718870336
>>718864070
>>718864209
>>718864249
>>718864265
>NOOOOO
>STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous No.718864828
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous No.718864871
>>718864817
Is he ok?
Anonymous No.718864872
>>718864070
Aww, OP's not getting enough attention...
Anonymous No.718864873
>>718864817
>"Yeah I main Pocket, how'd you know?"
Anonymous No.718864883 >>718864975 >>718865049
>>718863967 (OP)
every fucking hero every having blue eyes wasn't enough. now they have to be glowing. not plaing this shit
Anonymous No.718864897 >>718864964 >>718865001 >>718865108
>>718864349
The hotel is a single location out of the bounds of the map. If Doorman places a door in lane, and sinclair uses doormans ult on him, Doorman can place another door inside the hotel, creating a path for people to enter the hotel normally.
Anonymous No.718864915
>>718864736
>you reached a power spike! NOW you can wander around trying to kill somebody
A lot of builds have that, people will do that when they have something like Trophy Collector because the blue text will them to go ganking and starting teamfights to get stacks.
Anonymous No.718864963
>>718864772
>get_pregnant.mp3
Anonymous No.718864964
>>718864897
patched, hotel is considered out of range now
Anonymous No.718864975
>>718864883
Brown hands typed this
Anonymous No.718864982
>>718864817
not a fetish btw
Anonymous No.718864986
fuck valve, fuck jannies, fuck deadcock, fuck shills and fuck trannies
Anonymous No.718864989 >>718865052
>noo please don't leave marvel rivals look we have gooners skins please stay...noooo where is everyone going.....AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE *ACK*
Anonymous No.718865001 >>718865057
>>718864897
>creating a path for people to enter the hotel normally.
Do you still take damage if you portal to it?
Anonymous No.718865049
>>718864883
>t. Pahjeet Rajpoo
Anonymous No.718865052
>>718864989
Need a Shiv version ASAP.
Anonymous No.718865057
>>718865001
Nope, it's just a regular area
Anonymous No.718865103 >>718865262 >>718865290 >>718865297
>Everyone keeps talking about a game
>Go to buy it
>It's not for sale
>It's not even out yet
huh
Anonymous No.718865108
>>718864897
Yeah, also if you manage to send someone into the hotel area after the ult is over through a portal you can lock them there forever, though I don't know if they can kill themselves by jumping into the void
Anonymous No.718865139 >>718865890
>>718864817
the fuck is wrong with this dude
jaundice?
Anonymous No.718865193
game is fucking awesome now
Anonymous No.718865262 >>718865463
>>718865103
It isn't technically officially announced yet and is in closed alpha, you need to get invited by a friend who has access to it, just drop a friend code and someone will add you and invite you
Anonymous No.718865290 >>718865463
>>718865103
here's how you get in the invite
>go to discussion
>go to invite thread
>do the thing
>get processed
>play game
>realize its mostly dogshit
>itemization is obscure AF
Anonymous No.718865292
is gun Mirage still good? it was my go-to months ago when I was playing a lot (back before Viper, Holiday, and Calico came out)
Anonymous No.718865297 >>718865406 >>718865450 >>718865560 >>718865614 >>718870367
>>718865103
They want FOMO so that when they do a full release all the normies swarm in.
Anonymous No.718865332
>Infernus on my team
>either a throw because it's a new player
>or a stomp because of his niggerlicious balance
Anonymous No.718865374
The TF2tranny malds
Anonymous No.718865406
>>718865297
Dios mio...
Anonymous No.718865450
>>718865297
Me with the WWE belt.
Anonymous No.718865463 >>718865601 >>718865701 >>718866080
>>718865290
>>718865262
Why not just put a "play now" button and say its in early access? Why the extra hoops?
Anonymous No.718865560 >>718865614
>>718865297
I live near one of these things but I've never been to it.
Anonymous No.718865601 >>718865680
>>718865463
Because nobody was supposed to know about the game, since the average retard doesn't know how game development works and that an alpha game is going to look terrible.
Uncle Dane intentionally leaked the game to his discord groomer pen with very unflattering footage to kill the game, then there was too much discussion so Valve opened registrations more, but then made an even more secret alpha test.
Anonymous No.718865614 >>718865662 >>718865678 >>718865694 >>718867505 >>718870414
>>718865297
>>718865560
Never seen one, what is it a grocery store?
Anonymous No.718865662
>>718865614
It's a gas station convenience store. Like 7-11.
Anonymous No.718865678 >>718868568
>>718865614
No idea, all I've heard is they've got good food.
Anonymous No.718865680
>>718865601
>retard wants to kill game
>ends up making it way more popular
KWAB
Anonymous No.718865694 >>718869416
>>718865614
It's an American temple.
Anonymous No.718865701
>>718865463
nothing to charge money for yet
large sections of the map without detail
heroes using 2+ year old placeholder models
Anonymous No.718865760 >>718865824 >>718865831 >>718867346
>>718863967 (OP)
does the game have yuri yet?
Anonymous No.718865816 >>718866165
I played a lot of Seven before. How's he now?
Anonymous No.718865820 >>718866085
>>718864104
Sorry bro, Valve invented portals. They did not exist prior
Anonymous No.718865824 >>718866269
>>718865760
There's not enough Haze and Paradox art in general
Anonymous No.718865831
>>718865760
Kys
Anonymous No.718865890
>>718865139
It's a woman who hammered her tits (literally)
Anonymous No.718865974 >>718866189 >>718866663 >>718867548
Any easier way to record webms?
OBS at 1440p makes abhorrently large files.
Anonymous No.718866080
>>718865463
Because Valve wanted a gated community to have the players that do play it be quasi player testers but also knew if they did that theyโ€™d have to personally scour for players while the player count would stay so low theyโ€™d wouldnโ€™t have enough people playing to actually have any data at all. Besides, having to jump through some minor hoops prevents the people that just want to dabble in it instead of actually playing out, as those people are usually lazy cunts thatโ€™ll give up as soon as it takes more steps than hitting โ€˜download nowโ€™

Thereโ€™s rumours thereโ€™s an actual select few that get chosen to be the true player testers while the other playerbase is filler, the slow drip feed of players keeps the numbers low enough to actually study their play style and make changes
Anonymous No.718866085 >>718866143 >>718866294
>>718865820
Didn't they steal portals from some students or something
Anonymous No.718866143 >>718866192 >>718866531 >>718869339 >>718871953
>>718866085
Portal started as a student project, they saw it and paid them to make portal, the game director immediately left afterwards.
Anonymous No.718866165 >>718866484
>>718865816
Noob stomper, weak against good players.
Anonymous No.718866189
>>718865974
You can just compress those bigger qualities like a motherfucker down to 480p and itโ€™ll still look fine, youโ€™re not gonna get much length out of webm if youโ€™re aiming for 1440p
Anonymous No.718866192
>>718866143
>the game director immediately left afterwards.
Damn, rough.
Anonymous No.718866269
>>718865824
True
Anonymous No.718866294 >>718866372
>>718866085
They hired them what the fuck are you on about?
Valve is this weird entity that just nabs whoever has an interesting idea, Left4Dead was a CounterStrike mod ffs
Anonymous No.718866372 >>718866551 >>718866702
>>718866294
"hired" implies permanent employment.
It clearly wasn't, the game's director left immediately after.
Anonymous No.718866425
>>718863967 (OP)
legitimately cool looking character trapped in utter dogshit vidya
the conflicting emotion of not wanting moba to exist but knowing it would mean no such character
Anonymous No.718866471 >>718866493 >>718866586 >>718866597 >>718867154
doorman if he lash
Anonymous No.718866484
>>718866165
Will still fuck around with him a bit, at least. I always liked how the guy looked.
But I guess it's a good enough excuse to give other characters a fair shake. Maybe Bebop and Warden.
Anonymous No.718866493
>>718866471
>doorman if he fag
no that's just normal doorman
Anonymous No.718866531 >>718869339 >>718871953
>>718866143
because they couldn't cut it or because they cut and ran off with the acquisition money?
Anonymous No.718866551 >>718866746 >>718878287
>>718866372
Guy didnโ€™t like (or didnโ€™t want) working for Valve what kind of explanation do you want? Valves also known for culling studios they acquire so maybe, they probably just wanted the code monkeys that made the portal tech, figureheads not needed
Anonymous No.718866558 >>718866625
>>718863967 (OP)
Where is floorman and windowman?
Anonymous No.718866586
>>718866471
that's just red warden
Anonymous No.718866597
>>718866471
>Those barely open eyes
I'm scared.
Anonymous No.718866625 >>718866753 >>718866786 >>718866826 >>718866936 >>718868202
>>718866558
I genuinely want a janitor as a hero.
Anonymous No.718866663
>>718865974
Record at lower quality?
Anonymous No.718866702
>>718866372
You're mixing up the timeline, The student team behind the game Narbacular Drop, including Kim Swift (who was a producer on the student project), was acquired by Valve in 2005. They then developed the game Portal, which was released in 2007 as part of The Orange Box. Kim Swift, the project lead for Portal, didn't leave immediately after Narbacular Drop was acquired. She worked at Valve for several years and was a key creative force behind the original Portal and L4D. She left Valve in 2009 to co-found Airtight Games, presumably over creative differences for Portal2.
Anonymous No.718866746 >>718866836
>>718866551
>guy
Anonymous No.718866753 >>718866885
>>718866625
Valve does like their puns, The Cleaner; heโ€™s a warehouse janitor that does assassinations on the sides
Anonymous No.718866786 >>718867295 >>718867674 >>718867896
>>718866625
>Jannyman
What would his abilities be?
Anonymous No.718866826 >>718866920 >>718867295
>>718866625
>Throws hotpockets
>Cleans lane of enemies
>Gets no souls in return
Anonymous No.718866836
>>718866746
>buddy
Anonymous No.718866885 >>718870450
>>718866753
>can clean a blood stain from all fabrics and surfaces
Anonymous No.718866893
>>718863967 (OP)
I think I've only ever had one game where someone on either didnt leave as soon as shit hits the fan
Is there no leaver penalty in this game?
Anonymous No.718866920 >>718867170 >>718867193
>>718866826
>>Gets no souls in return
You're telling me he does all that for zero compensation? Surely you jest?
Anonymous No.718866936
>>718866625
>makes slippery surfaces with his mop
would work really with Doorman desu, get some Looney Tunes looking kills seeing some guy slide through a portal into death
Anonymous No.718866947 >>718867172
>>718863967 (OP)
The new characters look kino as fuck. Thinking about playing the game again but its been around a year since I last played (The last update I played was when Mirage was added) Whats changed? I assume theres been loads of balance changes and all my old builds are fucked. The only thing thats really stopping me is the playerbase. I assume the only people left playing are the giga-sweats that have thousands of hours. If I play again am I just going to get the shit kicked out of me? I'm pretty much a noob again. Is there MMR decay?
Anonymous No.718866952 >>718867108 >>718871148
All this game needs to do to get me is to add either bootleg Tahm Kench or bootleg Oru and I will play it forever.
Anonymous No.718867108 >>718867183 >>718871203
>>718866952
With how much Hero Shooters and MOBAs are in the market now they can practically pick and choose anything they like, Wouldnโ€™t mind seeing some ideas from Overwatch being put into a actually fun game
Anonymous No.718867154
>>718866471
โ€œIf there is a problem, fill out complaint form, and place it in an envelope addressed to the name of the hospital in which you were born!โ€
Anonymous No.718867170
>>718866920
>we got the OSIC boys to run a full check on the guy
>no regrets of years past he wants to undo
>no change he wishes to manifest into reality
>no contractual obligation of his soul to some artifact or demon even
>it can only mean, he is serving the Patrons... for no personal interest
Anonymous No.718867172 >>718867809
>>718866947
map has 3 lanes now
yes your mmr decayed
Anonymous No.718867183 >>718871254
>>718867108
>Wouldnโ€™t mind seeing some ideas from Overwatch being put into a actually fun game
Bootleg Hammond should happen. The grapple hook/ball shenanigans are one of the only fun ideas in that entire game, and it'd be far better suited for Deadlock since this game has actual movement in it.
Anonymous No.718867193
>>718866920
I think you're right, that would be too stupid even for a fantasy game
Anonymous No.718867201
Hey guys? how do I get an invite to deadlock? I've been a long time player of dota, playing since the TI2 days when I mained antimage, I've been very interested in deadlock ever since dota 2 had its playerbase decrease since 2020, and I'm looking for a new game.

Deadlock looks really interesting, new and fresh unlike TF2, and I think I'd like to play this game because it is very interesting with new fresh references to old valve properties like portal and half-life 2, but I just can't find an invite.

If only someone could help someone like me, I'm sure there are plenty of other people like me who are very interested in deadlock but never had a chance to play deadlock because deadlock is still locked behind a key invite system, that would be great.

I like deadlock!
Anonymous No.718867239 >>718867472
vote for drifter
Anonymous No.718867285 >>718867469
>>718864651
Let them cook friend
Anonymous No.718867295
>>718866786
>>718866826
His healthy, girthy frame goomba stomps enemies for heavy damage like a Soldier with Mantreads
Anonymous No.718867346 >>718867383 >>718867447 >>718867621 >>718867824 >>718867848 >>718867869
>>718865760
Mina has multiple lines saying she loves Lady Geist. We need fan art of Geist treating her like an easy fangirl
Anonymous No.718867383
>>718867346
Isn't Vindicta also a fangirl of Mina for no reason?
Anonymous No.718867447
>>718867346
Listening to Lady Geist's orders!
Being told to kill myself!
Killing myself because I'm loyal to Lady Geist!
Getting revived as a vampire!
She tells me to kill myself again!
Lady Geist!
Anonymous No.718867450
>>718864249
Nice samefagging
Anyways, the only thing I see is like 5 Tranny Faggots 2 mad at the game every thread
Anonymous No.718867469 >>718867641
>>718867285
Is Grey Talon gonna be a grandma forever
Anonymous No.718867472 >>718867563
>>718867239
*Paige
Anonymous No.718867505 >>718869360 >>718879680
>>718865614
Texan version of FamiMart in Japan. Basically, a local institution the locals swear by and will go there for any reason, including no reason at all.

Texans love Buc-ees more than they love Israel. That's how much they love that place.
Anonymous No.718867548
>>718865974
Uncompressed video will always take up a lot of space, and the size will balloon exponentially with higher resolution
Get more storage or reduce resolution
Anonymous No.718867563 >>718867615 >>718867732 >>718868371 >>718870420 >>718873825
>>718867472
>We want Sheldon Cooper but female and with big tits
Anonymous No.718867615
>>718867563
Yes.
Anonymous No.718867621 >>718867869 >>718868113 >>718868350
>>718867346
Who is more evil? Mina or Geist?

Geist is a literal poltergeist but Mina is more ambitious and Vampiric, what do you think everyone?
Anonymous No.718867641 >>718867835 >>718867860
>>718867469
I hope not. Cool American Indians in a videogame are rare.
What's the name of that old game that had an Indian character being abducted by aliens? I played it forever ago but forgot.
Anonymous No.718867643
I hate that this game seems interesting because I have no friends and I know how painful is it to play pubs in a team shooter that isn't TF2.
Anonymous No.718867674
>>718866786
His 1 would be something like a charged ability for throwing a plunger. Bonus points if the plunger sticks to geometry and becomes a physics object you can mantle.
His 2 would be like gray talonโ€™s trap except itโ€™s a wet floor sign surrounded by water that trips enemies.
His 3 would be to leave a trail of water that gives allies infinite slide distance on it and causes uncontrollable motion to enemies.
When you pair his 2 and 3, you can make enemies trip on the wet floor and unwillingly slide along the trail into a walker or something.
His 4 is THE FLUSH
Anonymous No.718867716
>>718863967 (OP)
Still not playing your ASSFAGGOTS-TPS, Gay Ben. Make a proper game already.
Anonymous No.718867718
>>718863967 (OP)
this character design looks so fucking lame
why is it being shilled here so much?
Anonymous No.718867732
>>718867563
BAZONGAS
Anonymous No.718867792 >>718867942
Found this fanart on reddit, can I get some upvotes fellow gamers?
Anonymous No.718867809 >>718868783
>>718867172
>map has 3 lanes now
I assume one lane goes down the middle of the map now? If so, what happen to the midboss? Has it been moved to somewhere else or is it underground now?
Anonymous No.718867824
>>718867346
great idea
Anonymous No.718867835
>>718867641
Prey
Anonymous No.718867848 >>718868940
>>718867346
Which one gives the best succ tho
Anonymous No.718867860 >>718869010 >>718880553
>>718867641
he has a leak that kinda de-indians him, but cranks the badass factor to 11
he is being changed to be buff, bald, and have a thick goatee. oh and a glowing blue sans undertale eye.
Anonymous No.718867869 >>718867986 >>718868696
>>718867346
This is canon btw
Geist would finally give Mina some attention and she would just say "Hurry up and open your mouth" and Mina would let Geist suck her tongue until she's unconscious from the life drain. And then Geist's butler escorts Mina out (Geist already left for a party)
>>718867621
People seem to view Mina as kind of a joke (just a spoilt brat with vampirism). Even Shiv admits Geist is a dangerous woman. In the VN she'd literally go out and just murder random hobos at least once a week, or invite people to her house to kill them. She's literally a serial killer with the highest bodycount in new york
Anonymous No.718867896
>>718866786
>Caution: Wet Floor
Characters retain whatever momentum they had when first touching the area, movement abilities disabled.
>Spic and span
Cleanses negative effects, maybe heals.
>Mousetrap/Pest control
Damaging disable or poison dot
>Hard Stains
Some barrier/resist circumvention skill
Anonymous No.718867942
>>718867792
build for lady geist
Anonymous No.718867959 >>718868026
Every day I have to scroll past these threads and be reminded that Team Fortress 3 is a faggot game where you shoot minions for money
Anonymous No.718867972
>>718864689
>people would prefer their games are alive
>people would prefer their games are unlocked
Anonymous No.718867986 >>718868054 >>718868696
>>718867869
Decrepit hag pussy....
Anonymous No.718868025
tf2 lost
Anonymous No.718868026
>>718867959
cry about it pussy, tf2 was peak in 2007 and should've been sunset in 2008, everything about deadlock mogs it in every way
Anonymous No.718868037 >>718868119 >>718869251
>pick warden
>click R
>win
This game fucking SUCKS.
Anonymous No.718868054
>>718867986
her body is young and not decrepit THOUGH
Anonymous No.718868057 >>718868187 >>718868281 >>718868295 >>718868485 >>718868946 >>718868967
VOTE DRIFTER GUYS!!! HE MAY BE THE FIRST PURE MELEE CHARACTER!!!
Anonymous No.718868069
Is Bebop still hot garbage?
Anonymous No.718868112 >>718869541 >>718869748
What's your rank everyone? I'm currently at empyrean 5 and I can't think of any great way to proceed to a higher rank.

While the ingame guides and the great community surrounding this game are great, I still find myself struggling to get better at deadlock.

Deadlock is just not like anything I've ever played before, it requires excellent reflexes, great map awareness, and flawless execution.

I think everyone should give this game a try!
Anonymous No.718868113
>>718867621
Have you read Mina lore? She is probably the dumbest hero in the game
Anonymous No.718868119
>>718868037
damn, is active reload that strong?
Anonymous No.718868143
>>718864817
not a demonic ideology btw
Anonymous No.718868187 >>718868308 >>718868398
>>718868057
no way
his ranged attack may be completely worthless, just to pop souls, but he will have one
Anonymous No.718868202
>>718866625
If only.
Anonymous No.718868281 >>718868398
>>718868057
Doubt it, he probably shoots some aids infested blood out of his hands or something.
Anonymous No.718868291
Buy an ad negru
Anonymous No.718868295 >>718868398 >>718868967 >>718873237
>>718868057
A pure melee would have to be pretty powerful to compensate for not being able to deny souls.
Anonymous No.718868308
>>718868187
He is the only one of them to not have a gun in the files. We've already seen Victors
Anonymous No.718868313 >>718868827
>>718864772
Pocket sexed THAT?!
Anonymous No.718868350
>>718867621
>lady stuck in a faustian bargain that compels her to kill constantly or she will be killed and oathkeeper will be free again
>spoiled brat who does anything and everything for vanity, absolutely 0 regard for life
idk boss
Anonymous No.718868354 >>718868548 >>718868798 >>718875406
They should add a knight that was summoned to 1920.
Anonymous No.718868365 >>718868463 >>718868525
DRIFTER
Anonymous No.718868371
>>718867563
Cute nerd girls are cute.
The fuck do you want from me?
>ew gross sheโ€™s booksmart and wears glasses
Fuck outta here
Anonymous No.718868398
>>718868187
>>718868281
>>718868295
saw this leak, could be fanfic
Anonymous No.718868463 >>718868525
>>718868365
DRIFTER GODS GET YOUR GAMES IN TO WIN OVER PAIGE ON MONDAY !!!
Anonymous No.718868485 >>718868603 >>718868853
>>718868057
the way the game is designed a fully melee character would straight up not be balanced, completely feast or famine because he's either obnoxious to deal with or fucking useless
Anonymous No.718868525
>>718868463
>>718868365
How can i mew this chin into existence?
Anonymous No.718868548
>>718868354
>Magic monster tore open a portal and sent him to the future
>His wish to the Patron is to be sent back to the past
Anonymous No.718868568 >>718868648
>>718865678
>good food
>American
American food is not considered food in 1st world countries
Anonymous No.718868603
>>718868485
i mean billy and abrams need to be within a few meters of their enemies to be effective, i think it will work, and billy thrives on spamming light melees
Anonymous No.718868648 >>718868697 >>718868721 >>718868754 >>718868772
>>718868568
where are you from?
Anonymous No.718868696 >>718868743
>>718867869
>>718867986
What would happen if she jorked you with ghost arm?
Anonymous No.718868697
>>718868648
Zimbabwe
Anonymous No.718868721
>>718868648
Niger
Anonymous No.718868743
>>718868696
I'd probably nut all over her fat pasty tits.
Anonymous No.718868747
Threadly reminder that Spirit Burn is absolutely broken and should be removed entirely.
Anonymous No.718868754 >>718868797
>>718868648
Europe, about half a year ago friend visited Am*rica for two weeks, said that he couldn't eat American food after two days and had to subsist on Asian food instead. Americans are disgusting people eating slop not fit for animals(All American rice Japanese buy they feed to pigs)
Anonymous No.718868772
>>718868648
Chad
Anonymous No.718868783
>>718867809
Correct. Midboss is in a sewer below blue in the center
Anonymous No.718868797 >>718868919 >>718868937 >>718868950 >>718869025 >>718869132 >>718869296 >>718869487 >>718869580 >>718869589 >>718869659 >>718869670 >>718869750 >>718869836 >>718869886 >>718870083 >>718870186 >>718870681 >>718871316 >>718871532 >>718872107 >>718877346
>>718868754
What country in europe?
Anonymous No.718868798 >>718868968 >>718869007 >>718869029
>>718868354
Id want a knight character, although a larper would make more sense lorewise, Larpers in a world of magic would have so much fun, nerds in general would have a great time, thereโ€™d be a board just for nerds doing wacky shit with magic, itโ€™d be like /x/ schizo posts but real
>Guys I insulted some faggy doorman and now Iโ€™m in some dark place while he whispers my greatest fears
>lmao retard
Anonymous No.718868827 >>718868890
>>718868313
It was arranged so probably not
Mina is strictly for shotas and stray dogs
Anonymous No.718868853 >>718869137
>>718868485
>completely feast or famine
drifters 3 is a passive that buffs or debuffs him if he has killed within like 3 minutes, and debuffs him if he hasnt, it would line up
Anonymous No.718868890
>>718868827
mina is ryonacore and i don't even like ryona
Anonymous No.718868919
>>718868797
Belarus
Anonymous No.718868926
>American obsession
Anonymous No.718868937
>>718868797
Poland
Anonymous No.718868940 >>718869278
>>718867848
Mina only sucks your blood. Geist sucks your fucking soul
Anonymous No.718868946
>>718868057
not even the bitch with the katana is pure melee I doubt he will. He will probably have something like infinite ammo but his "shots" will have minuscule range
Anonymous No.718868950
>>718868797
Estonia
Anonymous No.718868967 >>718869059
>>718868057
>>718868295
Hmm had more of a thought on this. It's already a thing that meleeing targets auto-secures souls right? So if Drifter is a pure melee it would be a thing that he can't deny souls but then his opponent can't deny his.
Anonymous No.718868968 >>718869178 >>718869462
>>718868798
Literally just add Don Quixote to deadlock like how every other moba adds Son Wukong
Anonymous No.718869004
>>718864772
made for BBC (big brown c0ck)
Anonymous No.718869007
>>718868798
Considering we already have a female old west sheriff, an actual knight wouldn't feel so out of place.
Anonymous No.718869010
>>718867860
Aww sounds cool but i just wanted a gray haired Tal Set from Turok and a younger skin the looks more like Joshua from 2
Anonymous No.718869025
>>718868797
Ukraine
Anonymous No.718869029 >>718869395 >>718869462 >>718869807
>>718868798
>Id want a knight character, although a larper would make more sense lorewise
So a modern Don Quixote?
Could be great.
Anonymous No.718869059
>>718868967
You can melee the orbs already
Anonymous No.718869132
>>718868797
Russia
Anonymous No.718869137
>>718868853
>buffs or debuffs him if he has killed within like 3 minutes, and debuffs him if he hasnt, it would line up
Welcome back Slark
Anonymous No.718869178
>>718868968
>Don Quixote
Only if he laughs at Doormanโ€™s ult/insults, thatโ€™d be top tier
Anonymous No.718869191
>tf2tranny derailed comfy deadlock thread with /pol/shit
Janny, do your fucking job already and clean this shit up
Anonymous No.718869245 >>718869382 >>718881639
Soviet Empire map when?
Anonymous No.718869251
>>718868037
>pick warden
>click R
>get sent to The Baroness
This game fucking ROCKS.
Anonymous No.718869278
>>718868940
I am now reminded of that pic from the first thread from that episode
Anonymous No.718869296
>>718868797
Turkey
Anonymous No.718869339
>>718866143
>>718866531
From what I've heard valve has a tendency to lay off teams as soon as a project is completed. But who knows

Hard to imagine someone would go from being a student to a game director working for one of the biggest game devs on the planet and then choose to walk after releasing a successful game
Anonymous No.718869360
>>718867505
God Bless Buc-ees and H-E-B
Anonymous No.718869382 >>718869579
>>718869245
>soviet
commies aren't welcome here, deadlock is a proud americhad game
Anonymous No.718869395 >>718869514 >>718869548
>>718869029
Would Sancho be an ability, a random off camera character he keeps referencing or some toy he wears on himself?
Anonymous No.718869416
>>718865694
you joke but
Anonymous No.718869462
>>718868968
>>718869029
>Paige's grandpa who read too many chivarly books.
Hire me valve
Anonymous No.718869487
>>718868797
Quebec
Anonymous No.718869514 >>718869647 >>718869819
>>718869395
He's involved in the game because he wants to ask the patron what haplened to Sancho
Anonymous No.718869541
>>718868112
Alch 4.
There is no escape for me. So many leavers...
Anonymous No.718869548
>>718869395
>random off camera character he keeps referencing or some toy he wears on himself
This idea is way to cool to waste, someone write an effortpost on the forum, I lost my login info...
Anonymous No.718869579 >>718869663 >>718880697
>>718869382
>He doesn't know
Anonymous No.718869580
>>718868797
Hong Kong
Anonymous No.718869589
>>718868797
Albania
Anonymous No.718869647 >>718869819
>>718869514
>says FOR SANCHO when heโ€™s close to winning a match
Valve, make it happen
Anonymous No.718869659
>>718868797
London
Anonymous No.718869663 >>718869737 >>718876263
>>718869579
VINDICTA DON'T MAKE THAT VAGUE GESTURE WITH YOUR FINGERS
YOU'LL SUMMON "THEM"
Anonymous No.718869670
>>718868797
Yugoslavia
Anonymous No.718869737
>>718869663
Got your knickers in a twist, eh, gook?
Anonymous No.718869748
>>718868112
I have no rank, I've only fought bots.
Anonymous No.718869750
>>718868797
Lotharingia
Anonymous No.718869807
>>718869029
>Don Quixote in Deadlock
Itโ€™d be fun as hell with his interactions
Anonymous No.718869819 >>718870136 >>718870208 >>718870778
>>718869514
>>718869647
Kit/spell ideas?
Anonymous No.718869836
>>718868797
Almanya
Anonymous No.718869886
>>718868797
The Holy Soviet Empire
Anonymous No.718869960 >>718870079
Guys, vote for Paige
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmrlBIlxd4&pp=ygUTRGVhZGxvY2sg0YHRgtGA0LjQvA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.718870063 >>718870147 >>718870268
They should add a Team Deathmatch
Anonymous No.718870079
>>718869960
shoutout to when this guy leaked the first character and shop reworks
Anonymous No.718870083
>>718868797
Canada
Anonymous No.718870136
>>718869819
His kit should involve a lot of fumbling into victory, like he can charge forward (at a giant that isn't there) and if he connects with a hero HE'S the one sent flying. The player could use this to combo into other abilities or reposition. maybe hitting an enemy does percent max hp damage
Anonymous No.718870147 >>718870243
>>718870063
They can't, the game's characters are all designed around level and items progression.
Also displaying hats. Gotta show off the hats.
Anonymous No.718870186 >>718870246
>>718868797
India
Anonymous No.718870208
>>718869819
>Gallop on
Summons Spirit horse to lance directly ahead quickly
>Impossible Dream
return from the dead (very long cooldown)
>My Friend, My Squire
Summons Sancho who plays a short song that provides a AoE buff
>Chivalry
Form a bond with a Ally to absorb 50% of the damage they take (short range)
Anonymous No.718870243
>>718870147
They can and if leaks are to be believed they will.
Anonymous No.718870246
>>718870186
Good morning sir
Anonymous No.718870268
>>718870063
There's a KotH gamemode in the works and those always devolve into tdm
Anonymous No.718870336 >>718870397 >>718874570
>>718864817
a trans man can at least trick me into thinking they were born male if i don't look into it. can't say the same about trans women
Anonymous No.718870367
>>718865297
So this is the power of American culture.
Anonymous No.718870397
>>718870336
The answer is that men typically look like shit so it's easy for a chick to look like a fat unkempt slob and pass as a man
Anonymous No.718870414
>>718865614
Gas station/truck stop that's made itself massive with an entire branded store attached.
Anonymous No.718870420 >>718870543
>>718867563
I wish she was that autistic. She's just lame
Anonymous No.718870450 >>718870825
>>718866885
>Can clean up blood from any fabric of space and time
>but not linin sheets.
>Constantly bitching about how he can't get the stains out of his favorite shirt.
Anonymous No.718870543
>>718870420
im pretty sure her legs are fine
Anonymous No.718870681
>>718868797
Michigan
Anonymous No.718870778 >>718870931
>>718869819
How would his weapon work? Novel Don uses a lance but heโ€™d be easily outranged by the entire cast if they went 1:1
Anonymous No.718870825
>>718870450
>incredibly competent crime scene cleaner
>actually shitty janitor
I really like this angle
Anonymous No.718870931 >>718871059 >>718871712
>>718870778
>How would his weapon work?
RIFLE SPEAR
Anonymous No.718871000 >>718871034 >>718871162
Doorcuck is so fucking fun bros
Anonymous No.718871034
>>718871000
>Doorcuck
*Doorchad
Anonymous No.718871059 >>718871653
>>718870931
Thatโ€™s pretty good actually.
Deadlock Don is a character I actually want now but I know Valve isnโ€™t going to listen to any outside suggestions
Anonymous No.718871148
>>718866952
>Spoiler
My
Fucking
Man
Anonymous No.718871162
>>718871000
>trips wasted on Doorgod slander
TO THE HOTEL WITH YOU
Anonymous No.718871203
>>718867108
>Wouldnโ€™t mind seeing some ideas from Overwatch being put into a actually fun game
I want a bootleg Sigma.
Anonymous No.718871254
>>718867183
As long as he isnโ€™t too fast I think someone with those abilities would be really fun, be annoying to fight sure but not too challenging
Anonymous No.718871307
I know it's still early but I want to play a mode that isn't moba. These characters are fun.
Anonymous No.718871316
>>718868797
New York
Anonymous No.718871532
>>718868797
Israel
Anonymous No.718871605
bump, nobody reply to the schizo
Anonymous No.718871653 >>718872239
>>718871059
>but I know Valve isnโ€™t going to listen to any outside suggestions
If some discordfag turns them into some high effort suggestions, they may
Anonymous No.718871712
>>718870931
A-anon please that weapon was good for like a week before they fixed the damage bug on it. Hands down the worst weapon in the game
Anonymous No.718871953
>>718866143
She was there for a couple years and worked on Half-Life 2 Episode 1 and both L4Ds.

>>718866531
If you look her up on Wikipedia you'll see she doesn't stay in one place for more than a few years. She left Valve to make a few shitty games for Airtight Games in 2009-2014, then joined Amazon in 2014 as a senior designer for who knows what, then joined EA's Motive Studios and maybe worked on Battlefront 2 at the last minute or something, then joined Stadia Games & Entertainment and finally Xbox Game Studios.

So basically she made a little game that got Valve's attention, they hired her and turned it into a super popular game, then she left to make a couple shitty games, and ever since she's been bouncing around the entire video game industry, doing """work""" for failing ventures ran by suits.
Anonymous No.718871963 >>718872038 >>718872458
>Y-You still remember me, r-right anon?
>I'm still hot? You haven't forgotten me for those bloodsucking skanks!
>I even went on a diet and put on my best night elf makeup!
Anonymous No.718872038 >>718872723
>>718871963
let's talk about that m.jpg in your filename...
Anonymous No.718872107
>>718868797
Puerto Rico
Anonymous No.718872239
>>718871653
Valve is weird, theyโ€™ll turn a bug into a full fledged weapon or a fanmod into a entire game but also let some bad updates persist for months to years even with the fanbase effected crying bitching and moaning on a daily to hourly basis (which to be fair id be annoyed too)
Anonymous No.718872240
very obvious shill thread
Anonymous No.718872252 >>718872309 >>718872331 >>718872430 >>718872484 >>718872861 >>718874125 >>718874960 >>718879802 >>718881713 >>718882557
Here comes the TF2ification. It was nice while it lasted.
Anonymous No.718872309 >>718872428
>>718872252
the fuck are you talking about you lil schizo?
Anonymous No.718872331 >>718875563
>>718872252
>solid design
It seems like they learned from the cosmetic butchery of TF2 if anything
Anonymous No.718872428 >>718872541
>>718872309
I don't know anon, what am I talking about?
Anonymous No.718872430
>>718872252
blueba
Anonymous No.718872458 >>718872598 >>718872667 >>718872838 >>718873330
>>718871963
>vindicta
>pubes
you know she was burned at the stake at like 16 years old right?
Anonymous No.718872484 >>718872551
>>718872252
look at how fucking flat she is
goddamn that's hot
Anonymous No.718872541
>>718872428
>posting mods for shitposting
Imagine wasting your weekend like this
Anonymous No.718872551
>>718872484
could be flatter
Anonymous No.718872558 >>718872610 >>718872660
have they said anything about additional maps? like an entirely different layout and biome or night time/weather stuff
Anonymous No.718872598 >>718878584
>>718872458
16 year olds have pubes anon
Anonymous No.718872610
>>718872558
They barely got a roster going I wouldnโ€™t bank on any info on new maps yet
Anonymous No.718872615
>20th deadlock thread
>still zero discussion about the gameplay
>they started shilling the hats
Anonymous No.718872660
>>718872558
There were some code changes recently that hinted at additional game modes. I assume that would also include new maps.
Anonymous No.718872667
>>718872458
you do realize girls enter puberty sooner than boys right
also it's completely ambiguous how old vindicta was when she died; the salem witch trials killed young adults and teenagers alike
Anonymous No.718872712 >>718874025
who else wants to have sex with abrams?
Anonymous No.718872723
>>718872038
If I were on my PC right now, I'd be playing the game.
Anonymous No.718872819
>>718863967 (OP)
Could the Devil that bought the TF2 Mercs souls and made a deal with Medic possibly make a appearance?
Anonymous No.718872838
>>718872458
you... didn't grow pubes until after 16? that's fucking weird man
Anonymous No.718872854
>>718863967 (OP)
I do this.
Anonymous No.718872861
>>718872252
The bikini skin is better
Anonymous No.718872901
>>718864209
>dead
Being a weirdly gated community with a persistent player count is a oddity sure but I wouldnโ€™t say itโ€™s dead
Anonymous No.718872956 >>718873274
>>718863967 (OP)
I can't get a match as ANY of the new characters, it's driving me insane, what the fuck was Valve thinking? If they were all released as once and there was no limit to need to pick old characters then you could at least play one of them every on a rotation
Anonymous No.718873237
>>718868295
You can melee orbs.
Anonymous No.718873274 >>718873364
>>718872956
At least you can wait your long queue and game and get a game with one.
Dota releases a new hero and is constantly banned or disabled from bugs.
Anonymous No.718873330
>>718872458
19 people were executed for witchcraft in salem (though a total of 61 were accused)
the youngest of these executed individuals was 39 years old. 0 children, or even close to be children were executed. though one child died in prison awaiting trial.
it's a common misconception that the salem witch trials was some sort of systematic eradication of teenaged girls from a colony. nearly every person executed was quite old, and there was no sort of gender bias.
Anonymous No.718873364 >>718873570
>>718873274
>At least you can wait your long queue and game and get a game with one.
No, that's the problem, I CAN'T, it's been nearly a week of playing matches every day after work since the patch and I can't get a single new hero because of these retarded arbitrary restrictions and release schedule
Anonymous No.718873509 >>718873617 >>718873652 >>718874351
People don't really appreciate the movement and verticality of game. They even had to nerf
Anonymous No.718873570 >>718873776
>>718873364
>it's been nearly a week of playing matches every day after work
so like five matches? This isn't a game for the employed anon. I've contributed 75 votes and played Billy 15 times.
Anonymous No.718873617
>>718873509
they got him...
Anonymous No.718873652
>>718873509
VINDICTA DON'T DO IT
Anonymous No.718873776
>>718873570
>This isn't a game for the employed anon
NTA but I can feel it
>self employed and studying for master's
Anonymous No.718873825
>>718867563
>The first character he thinks of when looking at Paige is Sheldon
>Not Velma
Anonymous No.718874025 >>718874119
>>718872712
Have barafags discovered this game yet?
Anonymous No.718874119
>>718874025
They'll find it when Viscous gets his design update and all the Zacfags who've been suffering in the LoLmines for years finally have a means of escape.
Anonymous No.718874125 >>718874727 >>718876816
>>718872252
Hats are obvious, but valve have lot to do before summoning an horde of gambling addicts.
Anonymous No.718874351 >>718874456 >>718874975 >>718875546 >>718877631 >>718877643
>>718873509
I haven't actually played the game yet, but just watching people play it looks kind of silly. Their models don't move in a way that makes sense to me and the sliding just looks dumb, why would sliding make you move faster?
Anonymous No.718874390 >>718875036
>Vyper is from New Jersey
>sounds like she's from Wisconsim
Anonymous No.718874456 >>718878004
>>718874351
>why would sliding make you move faster?
Because it's fun, nigger. Are you gonna complain that rocket jumping is unrealistic too?
Anonymous No.718874570
>>718870336
there are a number of trans women that actually try and do look/sound like a woman
the problem is most of them don't try because putting in effort is too much for their retarded lazy asses
Anonymous No.718874727
>>718874125
Yeah, I wish they did more to get item traders to play this game.
Anonymous No.718874960 >>718875080
>>718872252
Were you doubting that they were going to add skins? Of course they are going to
I wouldn't mind taunts though
Anonymous No.718874975
>>718874351
Sliding isn't about moving faster. It gives you infinite ammo. Rule of cool applies.
Anonymous No.718875036
>>718874390
She was in prison in Illinois and Wisconsin so she probably spent more time in those places than Jersey
Anonymous No.718875080 >>718875208 >>718875356
>>718874960
I just wish, for once, we can get a clean gaming experience without all the bullshit.

Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous No.718875123 >>718875228 >>718875331 >>718875795 >>718875986 >>718876028 >>718878693
Doorman is just too kino
Anonymous No.718875208 >>718875410
>>718875080
But how else I can lower your framerate anon? I need show my 100+ bux swag
Anonymous No.718875228
>>718875123
what a battle
Anonymous No.718875331 >>718875695 >>718876363
>>718875123
Stuns are cringe especially in shooters.
Anonymous No.718875356
>>718875080
I wish we could too, it's just a matter of time until the game turns into visual puke as they start to add skins
Gotta enjoy it while it lasts
Anonymous No.718875406 >>718879037
>>718868354
I see an animated suit of armor being more likely.
Fits the aesthetic better.
Anonymous No.718875410 >>718875967 >>718878004
>>718875208
Is this how dota 2 actually looks in 2025?

Don't they still have that bug where Monkey King's clones are all exact replicas of his ingame model? How does that work with these hats?
Anonymous No.718875546
>>718874351
>Slide, air dash, wall jump plus whatever skill and items.

Also slide give infinite ammo for duration. Aiming still is important as ever.
Anonymous No.718875563
>>718872331
wait till they open up steam workshop
Anonymous No.718875695 >>718875783
>>718875331
its not a shooter
Anonymous No.718875783
>>718875695
>has gun
>you shoot people with gun
>gun needs reload and has ammo
>its not a shooter
ok schizo
Anonymous No.718875795
>>718875123
>Valve finally makes a game that allows you to use portals for combat
>They give it to the slickest-fucking character
Best timeline.
Anonymous No.718875967 >>718876117 >>718876272
>>718875410
>worried about monkey king when terrorblade is right there
They even made metamorphosis with an additional ring graphics effect.
Anonymous No.718875986 >>718876472
>>718875123
I'm always confused when people tbag when I go for a do or die play. You're practically applauding my bravo if you're shocked by it.
Anonymous No.718876028
>>718875123
out
fucking
skilled
Anonymous No.718876117 >>718876272
>>718875967
terrorblyat only looks weird there because he's mid preview animation
Anonymous No.718876118 >>718876423 >>718876595 >>718876883 >>718877636 >>718877974 >>718878246 >>718878343 >>718878570 >>718878693
Play deadlock. I'm not asking anymore.
Anonymous No.718876132 >>718876443
>>718864651
i genuinely hope they do a bait and switch and still keep her an ayy after the rework
1) It would be extremely funny
2) The seethe from ayymato complainers will be glorious
Anonymous No.718876263 >>718880630
>>718869663
What does that gesture mean? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.718876272
>>718875967
>>718876117
Which one is terrorblade? Below Monkey King?
Anonymous No.718876363 >>718877919
>>718875331
Just don't get parried??????
Anonymous No.718876423
>>718876118
lol at haze going for dagger and heavy melee when he was a bullet away from death
Anonymous No.718876443
>>718876132
she's supposed to be japanese so I doubt she'll stay an alien.
Anonymous No.718876472 >>718876629
>>718875986
>full hp kelvin using all his toolkit against an barely alive enemy and losing, without even forcing his ult
That's not bravado, that's pure incompetence.
Anonymous No.718876595 >>718876820 >>718877547
>>718876118
It's' nice to see Battleborn legacy lives on.
Anonymous No.718876629
>>718876472
He could have snowglobe'd the tower and frozone'd out. Would that have been more fun for everyone?
Anonymous No.718876816
>>718874125
How does he pick his nose?
Anonymous No.718876820 >>718876936
>>718876595
Oh please, someone post that valorant webm
Anonymous No.718876883
>>718876118
This nigger has the best reload animation in the game and it's not even close
Anonymous No.718876936 >>718877224 >>718879828
>>718876820
Anonymous No.718877224 >>718877523
>>718876936
I don't think that's Valorant.
Anonymous No.718877346
>>718868797
California
Anonymous No.718877350
They need to make Grey Talon a 7 foot tall native himbo
Anonymous No.718877351
>>718864249
i'm genuinely convinced that people post it more just to piss fags like you off
Anonymous No.718877372
Dying to Dorrman is the most humiliating than any other hero, I could get solo ulted by Wraith and I still don't feel as fucking mad as being juggled by this motherfucker.
Anonymous No.718877523
>>718877224
Are you sure? it has guns and eveyrthing, I even saw a smoke grenade at 0:10
Anonymous No.718877547
>>718876595
I don't even like Deadlock's UI but you're retarded if you think it's anywhere near as bad as that.
Anonymous No.718877595 >>718877667 >>718878224 >>718878990
>>718863967 (OP)
this game is actually such hot garbage /v/. it looks really nice, but the reality is that every match is a 30 minute long farmfest where one team is way better than the other team due to the aboslutely dogshit matchmaking algorithm. The matchmaking is so bad that you will get players from the highest ranks in low ranked games, and it's not from a lack of players either. The dev who worked on the mm literally used chat gpt 3 to give him an algorithm for team balance. don't waste your time. give it a year or two and maybe they'll get around to fixing stuff that matters.
Anonymous No.718877631 >>718879585
>>718874351
>why would sliding make you move faster?
Why wouldn't it? Sliding in real life makes you move faster for the short distance you're sliding
Anonymous No.718877636 >>718877814 >>718877983
>>718876118
I would if it wasn't invite only.
Anonymous No.718877643 >>718877990
>>718874351
I unironically wish it was first person and hope it actually becomes an option. Advanced mobility stuff in third person just seems weird to me.
Anonymous No.718877667 >>718878880
>>718877595
I haven't seen anyone from the top four ranks in a long ass time. No matter what the spread is on a team. I think you're just shit anon.
Anonymous No.718877814
>>718877636
Get an invite on the steam forums, or /dlg/ if you really have to.
Anonymous No.718877906 >>718878075 >>718878305 >>718878462
How do you unfuck Mina's kit? The DOT is so weak it might as well don't exist and her escape teleport is too strong.
Anonymous No.718877919
>>718876363
Isn't their multiple things in this game that can stun you other than parries?
Anonymous No.718877974
>>718876118
I'm playing against bots, but until they add casual modes I'm not playing against other people. I don't wanna get curbstomped and yelled at :(
Anonymous No.718877983
>>718877636
Post your steam illinvite you in an hour when I get home. I've invited a bunch of v and vg ppl
Anonymous No.718877990 >>718878139
>>718877643
Not allowed, gotta sell cosmetics and lootboxes.
Better luck next time.
Anonymous No.718878004 >>718878282
>>718874456
It looks retarded. People keep lying on the floor to make themselves move an extra foot. Rocket jumping is a tereibow conparison because it looks awesome, you throw yourself with an explosion.

>>718875410
Go watch a pro match's draft. Everything looks fine until the draft is over and the players pick which hero they're playing, all 10 heroes morph into these giant fucking clowns which are almost entirely unrecognizable from their base model.
Anonymous No.718878075
>>718877906
Whats this character's relation to Ivy?
Anonymous No.718878139
>>718877990
But that didn't stop valve from having those in all their other shooters that were first person. I wish it did.
Anonymous No.718878193
how do I build Doorman? I got my ass slapped the first time I tried him
Anonymous No.718878224
>>718877595
Oh please, 5CP can go forever and then shit like dustbowl exists. Retards love glorified DM.
Anonymous No.718878246
>>718876118
I'm never playing a MOBA again and I literally can't even tell what's happening in the clips I watch.
Anonymous No.718878282 >>718879860
>>718878004
You slide coming from an air dash to conserve momentum on the ground, and if you have the stamina follow it with a slide jump
Anonymous No.718878287 >>718878467
>>718866551
Valve is the combine?
Anonymous No.718878305
>>718877906
>DOT is so weak
Anon, are you a fucking retard?
Anonymous No.718878343
>>718876118
I like how the goat watched in horror as his friend was abducted and tortured slowly to death
Anonymous No.718878364 >>718878502 >>718878510 >>718878571 >>718878585
>>718863967 (OP)
How useful would it be to practice against bots as someone who's completely new to Deadlock?
I want to get better but I also don't want to completely drag down the rest of my team until I get a better grasp on what the fuck I should be doing
Anonymous No.718878462
>>718877906
This animation but with doorman sending a trolley into someone with a portal behind them.
Anonymous No.718878467
>>718878287
always was.
Anonymous No.718878502
>>718878364
>How useful would it be to practice against bots as someone who's completely new to Deadlock
It's the correct thing to do.
Anonymous No.718878510
>>718878364
It's okay but bots are too dumb past certain point and can't push for shit making matches drag as result.
Anonymous No.718878570
>>718876118
>emotional support goat
Anonymous No.718878571
>>718878364
I remember bots literally didn't use their hero abilities. Did they fix that?
Anonymous No.718878584 >>718878696
>>718872598
Not after being burned at the stake
Anonymous No.718878585
>>718878364
Lets you get comfy with the mechanics until youre feeling saucy enough for PvP
Anonymous No.718878693 >>718878869 >>718878963
>>718875123
>>718876118
>think people are gonna use doors for stuff like team work plays
>nah it's death_run tier traps
Anonymous No.718878696
>>718878584
If you think about it, the witch hunters were correct actually
Anonymous No.718878869 >>718878962 >>718878973 >>718879025 >>718879042 >>718879057 >>718879196 >>718879279 >>718879319 >>718879552 >>718879563 >>718879720 >>718879865 >>718879923 >>718881142 >>718882382 >>718883190
>>718878693
you sound mad anon, are you trying to suggest that these video game clips are disingenuous?
Anonymous No.718878880 >>718879269
>>718877667
why lie about this? if you play the game you know its an issue. everyone has called out the shit matchmaking, its so consistently bad. If you go and watch some pro streamer you are bound to see them stomp some archon lobby. I had a game the other day where an eternus player was in a ritualist lobby who went 27/2/16. This isn't some occasional blip in the matchmaking its more of the norm. they need to fix this before it scares off more players
Anonymous No.718878915 >>718879057 >>718879179
>>718863967 (OP)
This game looks gay and retarded. Why should I play it, exactly? It's gameplay is incomprehensible and full of random screen effects, are all MOBAs like this?
BING BING BING BING
WAHOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718878962
>>718878869
holy fuck
Anonymous No.718878963
>>718878693
I got one (1) snipe shot through a door once so it's nothing but pure teamwork
Anonymous No.718878973
>>718878869
some retard tried to do this last game I had, set the floor on fire as infernus and watched him burn to death running in between doors
Anonymous No.718878990
>>718877595
Yeah but imagine if the high ranked players wore hats.
Then you'll be able to buy hats to be just like those high ranked players.
Anonymous No.718879025 >>718879602
>>718878869
>the last frame is literally him doing the swastika
may be the greatest character valve ever made
Anonymous No.718879037
>>718875406
or some kinda ghost or restless spirit stuck in one
Anonymous No.718879040 >>718879926
VISCOUS REMODEL WHEN
Anonymous No.718879042
>>718878869
>only renders 2 doors deep
I know that it would tank performance but it should be at least 4 or 5 to make the infinite hallway effect cooler.
Anonymous No.718879057 >>718879154 >>718879191 >>718879217 >>718879247 >>718879435 >>718879439 >>718879456
This >>718878869 is one of the many examples >>718878915 I'm talking about. What the FUCK is that??
Anonymous No.718879102 >>718879207 >>718879297
Its insane how much higher quality the new characters are than the original ones. Did they hire a new animation team or something?
Anonymous No.718879154
>>718879057
Have you tried to actually play the game before bitch about it on vee?
Anonymous No.718879179
>>718878915
It's what tends to happen when every character has unique visuals for their abilities. But if you actually play the game, you'll know what's going on.
Anonymous No.718879191
>>718879057
it's one of those trailers they show where they try to make the new character look cool.
The vampire girl forgot that she can literally just walk away from the tunnel and track the twink from afar.
Anonymous No.718879196
>>718878869
KEK
Anonymous No.718879207 >>718879316
>>718879102
Is this your first time experiencing a game that's still a work in progress, retard?
Anonymous No.718879217
>>718879057
me when i see footage of a game i haven't played and dont understand it
Anonymous No.718879247
>>718879057
>there are moments in team games when multiple things happen at once and it becomes hard to see
Whoa
Anonymous No.718879269 >>718879434 >>718879853
>>718878880
I have played 100 games since the rank shake up and I think the only time I saw someone Archon rank was in my first two games. After that it's just all pic related. That works fine since all of those ranks are interchangable.
Anonymous No.718879279
>>718878869
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
Anonymous No.718879282 >>718879351 >>718879442
game was a bit too sweaty for me desu is it still like the beta from last year or is it easier
Anonymous No.718879297
>>718879102
>Game is in development and everything can change, and splash screen give a fucking warning about this.
>LOL LMAO DEI SBI WOKE #SAVETF2.
>Game finally get update
>WTF IT LOOKS GOOD NOW
Anonymous No.718879316 >>718879538
>>718879207
Did they spend that last year just working on those 6 characters?
Anonymous No.718879319
>>718878869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZcIOABn9ac
Anonymous No.718879351
>>718879282
sweatier
Anonymous No.718879361 >>718879509 >>718879638
>>718863967 (OP)
I have just one question.
Its gonna be free to play?
Anonymous No.718879387
So do you think Doorman might have been inspired by this Paranatural character, also called Doorman? And yeah I know what a Bellhop is but they even hint at the idea of Deadlock Doorman's entire body being a door, what with how wide he is and how he has a keyhold in his chest, which is also what the Paranatural character is.
Anonymous No.718879434
>>718879269
> The ranks are based in the occult
THIS GAME IS SATANIC, OH MY WORD
Anonymous No.718879435
>>718879057
Man some people are just too retarded to live, and yet here they are.
Anonymous No.718879439
>>718879057
>incomprehensible
>that clip
Are you fucking 80? Video compression muddying things aside, literally all that's happening is that the doors are glowing.
Anonymous No.718879442 >>718879490
>>718879282
it's sweaty as hell after you win a couple games
Anonymous No.718879456
>>718879057
>What the FUCK is that?
Anonymous No.718879490
>>718879442
I mean like mechanically
Anonymous No.718879509
>>718879361
It's going to be 100% funded by cosmetics and lootboxes, with engagement oriented matchmaking.
Take that as you will.
Anonymous No.718879538 >>718879965
>>718879316
They also remade the map and the item system and the menus and added the hideout and ranked and
Anonymous No.718879552
>>718878869
>completely gives up on understanding what's happening halfway
Mina's brain bluescreened
Anonymous No.718879563
>>718878869
>Mina
Anonymous No.718879585
>>718877631
No it does not and irl you don't just pop back up like nothing happened. I love platformers and games with mobility techniques, but Deadlock just looks weird. Everyone's constantly slamming their ass on the ground looks goofy as fuck.
Anonymous No.718879602
>>718879025
Kek, how do you even notice that?
Anonymous No.718879638
>>718879361
Obviously.
Anonymous No.718879678 >>718879976 >>718880054
>>718863967 (OP)
Is this game real or is it the most elaborate psychological experiment run by Valve?
Anonymous No.718879680
>>718867505
Texan-born here, Buc-ees is indeed a sacred and holy place. Only moved away from Texas because it's a godawful welfare state run by a hotwheels retard governor, ruled by religion, and filled with idiots.
Anonymous No.718879720 >>718879830 >>718879986
>>718878869
>B chad destroying an Afag with portals and physics
Anonymous No.718879748
>>718864651
we are still like... 6 months to a year away from this game going open beta
Anonymous No.718879802 >>718879861
>>718872252
The fuck did they do to her face?
Anonymous No.718879828
>>718876936
Hey I recognise that handsome build. I love this build btw. Frenzy is so underrated and works so well on Geist. Turns you into a highly mobile terminator
Anonymous No.718879830 >>718880191
>>718879720
Doorman is a very strong meta-argument for hulahoop/doorframe faction
Anonymous No.718879852 >>718879990 >>718880241
Haven't played since last year, how's the game nowadays? Is my debuff queen still gud?
Anonymous No.718879853 >>718880512
>>718879269
That's not what I mean, I mean phantom/ascendant/eternus players in ritualist/emissary/archon games. I see it more often than not. they put one maybe two in the game and as expected they dominate the whole lobby.
Anonymous No.718879860 >>718880159 >>718880162
>>718878282
>air dash
Are they all robots?
>slide jump
...
Anonymous No.718879861
>>718879802
that's fanart
Anonymous No.718879865 >>718879932 >>718879985 >>718880013 >>718880035 >>718880052 >>718880149 >>718880204
>>718878869
I've been out of the loop, what exactly is keeping her stuck in place here?
Anonymous No.718879901
There should be an interaction where Dynamo tries to get Doorman to help him figure out if A or B is true and Doorman just tells him to shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.718879923 >>718881404
>>718878869
>at any moment, Mina could just stop, aim at ONE portal, and shoot Doorman no matter where he went
Anonymous No.718879926 >>718880135
>>718879040
It's missing a big pair of bouncy tits
Anonymous No.718879932
>>718879865
sheer bewilderment
Anonymous No.718879948 >>718880083 >>718880323 >>718880427
>>718863967 (OP)
...So, give it to me straight, /v/: Is Deadlock going to be good? Or is it going to be a disappointment filled to the brim with shit and piss?
Anonymous No.718879965
>>718879538
>and ranked
yeah they added ranked mode, then removed it, then added it back as default. genius work guys totally not a huge waste of time
Anonymous No.718879976
>>718879678
It's not real.
Anonymous No.718879985
>>718879865
>what exactly is keeping her stuck in place here?
Initially, nothing; she's just sperging out trying to track doorman while he runs through portals. He does hit her with a cart that drags people with it towards the end of the clip though.
Anonymous No.718879986 >>718880108
>>718879720
But B "chads" think that doorman will accelerate infinitely.
Anonymous No.718879990
>>718879852
Better UI, better map, some character reworks and redesigns
Anonymous No.718880013
>>718879865
The clip being an advertisement.
Anonymous No.718880035
>>718879865
nothing, she just got confused
the vines are from ivy, that's just a slow movement debuff
Anonymous No.718880052
>>718879865
Confusion
Anonymous No.718880054
>>718879678
>He fell for it
Anonymous No.718880083 >>718880183 >>718880194 >>718880284 >>718880489
>>718879948
That depends anon, do you enjoy following creeps around and shooting little bubbles that come out for 20 minutes before you're allowed to shoot the enemy team?

This is very important.
Anonymous No.718880108 >>718880607
>>718879986
why do you think MinA wasnt able to get a lock on him?
Anonymous No.718880135 >>718880347 >>718880648
>>718879926
They really should make him a woman for the release version of the game.
Anonymous No.718880149
>>718879865
trying to keep track of doorman and getting disoriented
Anonymous No.718880159
>>718879860
>Are they all robots?
No, but they are all magic.
Anonymous No.718880162
>>718879860
You can walljump too
Anonymous No.718880183
>>718880083
5 minutes
Anonymous No.718880191 >>718880391 >>718881226
>>718879830
Even with him being motionless and affixed only to walls they still alter your velocity based on relative entrance and exit which follows B.
Anonymous No.718880194
>>718880083
More like 10 min.

Laning phase got retard proof.
Anonymous No.718880204
>>718879865
Portals are just fun to go through. Place a portal in front of a man and watch him just run through it all day. Its like dogs and sprinklers.
Anonymous No.718880241 >>718880767
>>718879852
>Is my debuff queen still gud?
Yeah, she got a nerf here or there but still perfectly playable. Lately instead of debuffing others I've been focusing on selfbuffing Geist. Like waiting for this Mina to get me to 10 berserk stacks before unloading into her face

A lot of new items are almost MADE for Geist, like mystic regen and its upgrade
Anonymous No.718880284
>>718880083
>following creeps around
>in the lane where both you and the enemy are thrown against eachother
you haven't played the game since september when you found out it wasn't tf2
Anonymous No.718880323 >>718880476
>>718879948
It's going to be dead on arrival and abandoned by Valve. Don't fall for the faggot shills in here.
Anonymous No.718880347
>>718880135
>Shadboy
Anonymous No.718880391 >>718880530
>>718880191
No, they simply work like portals from the game Portal which has no relation whatsoever to A or B
Anonymous No.718880427
>>718879948
by "shit and piss" did you mean "lootboxes and battlepasses"?
Anonymous No.718880448 >>718880807 >>718880864
>ugh something stinks like a rotting corpse
>lift cover of crate
>ancient hag, a vampire brat, and a blue skinned corpse fucking
Anonymous No.718880476 >>718880681 >>718881035
>>718880323
What makes you think that?
Just because Artifact and Underlords weren't fun doesn't mean that Deadlock won't succeed this time
Anonymous No.718880489
>>718880083
>20 minutes before you're allowed to shoot the enemy team
Are you a faggot? I start doing that as soon as I get in the lane.
Anonymous No.718880512 >>718881450
>>718879853
I dunno anon, my matches seem pretty normal all things considered. I'm also queueing with friends with absolutely fucking massive spreads.
Anonymous No.718880526 >>718880634 >>718882154
>Any other game with portal ability
>Tank performance like a bitch
>Valvo do again
>Works without any major issues
Anonymous No.718880530
>>718880391
Portals from the game portal change your velocity on passing through them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASUUN0W4_JY
Anonymous No.718880553
>>718867860
>he is being changed to be buff, bald, and have a thick goatee. oh and a glowing blue sans undertale eye.
>but cranks the badass factor to 11
holy reddit
Fuck off
Anonymous No.718880584 >>718880756 >>718880770
The new characters and lobby signify that Valve has decided to go in on this game and fund it instead of pulling it and dumpstering it like other games they've cancelled, they really feel completely new and amazing compared to the old characters.
Anonymous No.718880607
>>718880108
Because those players (Bcels) are retarded.
Anonymous No.718880630
>>718876263
any form of showing your index finger and thumb with a straight line gap between them is meant to be a misandrist hand sign against asian men
in this case that poster is alluding that vindicta completing the negative-space heart with her hand is doing that hand sign (even though she really isn't)
Anonymous No.718880634 >>718880901
>>718880526
I mean the advantage of building an entire game around the concept is you should have learnt how to optimise it really well.
Anonymous No.718880648
>>718880135
I feel like you either give it a very sexy female body or a chiseled manly one, it just looks extra funny with the high-pitched voice
Anonymous No.718880681 >>718880729 >>718880836 >>718880901 >>718880941 >>718881006
>>718880476
> T-trust me bro, even though Valve has proven they aren't capable of making any successful games outside of Portal, TF2 and Half life, THIS time they'll succeed with Deadlock, which will be competing against fucking LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Cope.
Dead on arrival.
Anonymous No.718880697
>>718869579
dox with parasex
Anonymous No.718880729
>>718880681
this has something league doesnt, fun gameplay
Anonymous No.718880756 >>718881547
>>718880584
>Valve has decided to go in on this game and fund it instead of pulling it and dumpstering it like other games they've cancelled
Why would they do that, Deadlock is standing on the bones of three cancelled games.
New heroes are cool because they got art passes, they should get to the old ones soon.
Anonymous No.718880767
>>718880241
Geist is not meant to run that fast in heels
Anonymous No.718880770
>>718880584
I don't think they have a choice in the matter when they've been actively trashing their other games.
One must imagine the valve playerbase happy.
Anonymous No.718880807 >>718880892
>>718880448
*starts jerking off while starting at them*
Anonymous No.718880836
>>718880681
dota was more successful than portal, tf2 and half-life, cultural impact doesn't buy yachts.
Anonymous No.718880864
>>718880448
Vindicta is a ghost, not a corpse
Anonymous No.718880892
>>718880807
*staring
Anonymous No.718880901
>>718880634
Still have minor hitches not to mention that render is capped, performance reasons obviously, but yeah, it's quite optimized starting from portal 2.

>>718880681
>muh league of lesbians

Apples and oranges, game don't overlap with traditional assfaggots.
Anonymous No.718880941
>>718880681
lol always sucked, real niggas played HoN
Anonymous No.718881006
>>718880681
valve probably doesn't care, their cosmetics print money and as a privately-owned company they don't answer to any investors
Anonymous No.718881035 >>718881232 >>718881349 >>718881458
>>718880476
NTA but the one big red flag is people have gotten bored of the game once already. Even know with this interest spike due to the new characters no one in my steam friends list (who all did get access to the game) are really bothering with it.

It's going to do better than Artifact and Underlords. And there will probably be some hype on release, but it'll probably fall out of interest like it did once already.
Anonymous No.718881083 >>718881161
The reason the new characters feel so much better than the original ones is because they were made for deadlock and not some retarded cancelled sci fi game.
Anonymous No.718881123 >>718881197 >>718882957
The visuals are great and some of these webms look fun, but I have zero interest in ever playing ASSFAGGOTS again
Is there any chance of Deadlock getting casual gamemodes by launch or is it doomed to just be a soul-crushing competitive hellhole?
Anonymous No.718881142
>>718878869
Now you're thingken with portals
Anonymous No.718881161 >>718881306 >>718881358 >>718881385 >>718881731 >>718882613
>>718881083
Seriously what were valve thinking with this?
Anonymous No.718881173 >>718881242
Man these questions are wild
/v/fags really dont have their own opinions
Anonymous No.718881197 >>718882808
>>718881123
This question has been asked a billion times and the answer doesn't change. Go check the archive.
Anonymous No.718881226
>>718880191
Even with you being raped and affixed only to my dick i still alter my ferocity based on relative entrance and gape which follows you
Anonymous No.718881232 >>718881434
>>718881035
Hats keep the treadmill alive till the day that valve says they going shut down servers.

TF is nearly 20 years old for fucks sake.
Anonymous No.718881242
>>718881173
yet you keep shilling here. and failing. against mindless sheep.
Anonymous No.718881306
>>718881161
Unbelievable that this game went as far as it did, genuinely dogshit writing, characters, setting, everything not purely mechanical.
Anonymous No.718881329 >>718881370 >>718881550 >>718881958
so, I am look at the items at the store and from what I understand only purple items give me spirit power? What items give me melee power? Does that scale with weapon power as well or is it a separate thing?
Anonymous No.718881337
Valve hires the most blatant shills to shill on /v/
Anonymous No.718881349
>>718881035
I didn't really get bored with deadlock when I stopped playing a year ago. I got bored with playing with all of the "personalities" that had their names on builds. Once you got into Eternus you saw the same 40 motherfuckers on repeat. This was especially an issue before ranks since you saw the same people during specific hours nonstop. Catgirl was my canon teammate in like 70% of my fucking games and I wanted to strangle them everytime they queued their mic.
Anonymous No.718881358
>>718881161
>be me
>greg
Anonymous No.718881370 >>718881432
>>718881329
>so, I am look at the items at the store
saaaaar
Anonymous No.718881385
>>718881161
>4 lanes
vgh
Anonymous No.718881404
>>718879923
The problem with that is that the Doorman can also choose to go to either side of the portal from behind her and she can't see him, which forces her to turn around. He's not required to go straight, in fact you can clearly see him go to the side early on and then went to go backwards at the end of the clip
Anonymous No.718881432
>>718881370
*I am looking
Anonymous No.718881434 >>718881749
>>718881232
TF2 had a much greater appeal, gameplay sells the hats, not the other way round. And those twenty years have taken its toll with plenty having gotten sick of the game, people really are wanting a new TF2 they can move on to. You can tell some hoped that would be Deadlock.
Anonymous No.718881450 >>718881592 >>718881617 >>718881764
>>718880512
Your anecdotes are irrelevant. You can go to the deadlock general on /vg/ or the official discord and see people complaining about the matchmaking system right now. It's been an issue for a year now. It needs to get fixed soon before players start fucking off completely.
Anonymous No.718881458 >>718881525 >>718881538 >>718881902
>>718881035
>20k concurrent on average is no one
there is currently no incentive other than playing the game to play the game
many people have hundreds or even thousands of hours in deadlock by now
Anonymous No.718881525
>>718881458
Now post the underlord one.
Anonymous No.718881538
>>718881458
Yes, but will they still be playing when the game is actually released?
Tick tock, chuddy. Your game is gonna DIE.
Anonymous No.718881547 >>718881667 >>718881690
>>718880756
>three cancelled games.
I know about Neon Prime, but what are the other two?
Anonymous No.718881550
>>718881329
Melee damage only scales with levels and a few melee specific items like lifestrike
Except Paige apparently also scales melee damage with spirit power?
Anonymous No.718881576 >>718881831 >>718881887 >>718882373 >>718882718
>leakers say the main lead devs of Deadlock are:
>two risk of rain devs (hopoo is one of them)
>robin walker (tf2/valve vet)
>adrian finol (dota/valve vet)
>icefrog
Anonymous No.718881592
>>718881450
No no, let the game die.

We're not losing much.
Anonymous No.718881617 >>718881707
>>718881450
Most of those people are either A. lying about their rating because they queued with better/worse friends which fucked the algo or B. Really just want to play worse players and get very upset when they have to play against people who know how to parry or punch sinner's sacrifice machines.
Anonymous No.718881639 >>718881792
>>718869245
>soviet
The Russian Empire is still at large led by the ghost of Katherine The Great
Anonymous No.718881667
>>718881547
Artifact and artifact 2.
Anonymous No.718881690
>>718881547
The original iteration was Citadel, the Half Life game with marching antlions
https://youtu.be/ghG8kZdtWoE
Between Neon Prime and Deadlock the game was called Shadowline, but not much changed between it and Deadlock except the name and some voicelines
Anonymous No.718881707
>>718881617
This. You don't have to be eternal to know how to buy debuff reducer against infernus.
Anonymous No.718881713
>>718872252
>It was nice while it lasted.
It's a fucking trend-chaser fanart, relax, retard
Anonymous No.718881731
>>718881161
I bet a big percentage of the concept and characters were created by Sweet Baby
Anonymous No.718881749
>>718881434
Gameplay feedback is nothing but positive despite usual trappings of genre.

If anything valve have even more reason to polish and finally release the damn thing.
Anonymous No.718881764 >>718881867
>>718881450
>your anecdotes are irrelevant, go check out these other anecdotes
Don't care about the argument you two are having, but I thought it was too funny to not point out.
Anonymous No.718881782 >>718881821 >>718881863 >>718881995 >>718882045 >>718882083 >>718882251
>>718863967 (OP)
Okay, anon! Before the thread dies, look into the camera and say something funny, quick!
Go on! :)
Anonymous No.718881792 >>718881917 >>718882151
>>718881639
You are correct, except Raven calls it the Soviet Empire
I guess the October Revolution happened but Cathy's revenant returned to finish the answer to the Ukrainian question one final time.
Anonymous No.718881821
>>718881782
Pootis
Anonymous No.718881831 >>718881896 >>718882012 >>718882140
>>718881576
Are we back or is it over?
Anonymous No.718881863
>>718881782
Uhh... cheesed to meet you?
Anonymous No.718881867 >>718882160
>>718881764
you don't see the difference between one person's anecdote and a general consensus?
Anonymous No.718881887
>>718881576
That explains why the game is so shit
Anonymous No.718881896
>>718881831
It's 200% over. This game is peeking before ever even reaching beta.
SHUT IT DOWN
Anonymous No.718881902
>>718881458
Looking at the steamcharts it was actually below 20k over this year, a massive drop from the when invites for the game first exploded.
Anonymous No.718881917
>>718881792
>Cathy's revenant returned to finish the answer to the Ukrainian question one final time.
>Even in Deadlock THD is inevitable.
Grim.
Anonymous No.718881958
>>718881329
Investment in yellow items affects bullet damage but NOT melee damage (unless the item says weapon damage or melee damage), despite the shop tooltip claiming otherwise. This makes no fucking sense which is the trademark of Dota
Anonymous No.718881980 >>718882047
Don't make a new thread.
Anonymous No.718881995
>>718881782
I support the Rwandan genocide
Anonymous No.718882012
>>718881831
neither
the road ahead still leads onward to a modest success and the malding of counter strike 2 and TF2 players
Anonymous No.718882045
>>718881782
>Okay, anon! Before the thread dies, look into the camera and say something funny, quick!
>Go on! :)
Anonymous No.718882047
>>718881980
But saaar I get paid in steambucks saar very much money for my family!
Anonymous No.718882083
>>718881782
Deadlock is a good game
Anonymous No.718882140
>>718881831
Well seeing how far they've come from Neon Prime I'm thinking we're so fucking back
Anonymous No.718882151
>>718881792
>Cathy's revenant returned to finish the answer to the Ukrainian question one final time.
>Dead leader so fucking mad they come back as a ghost to finish the fight
fucking kino
Anonymous No.718882154
>>718880526
Sauce 2 is brilliantly optimized compared to modern engines.
Anonymous No.718882160 >>718883237
>>718881867
>it stops being anecdotal if more than one person is saying it
There is no difference. You are disregarding the experiences of one person in favor of another. If you had referenced some data compiled by these larger communities, you might have a leg to stand on.
Anonymous No.718882251
>>718881782
I uh well what do you get when you mix a uh chicken and uh the road he crossed it because uh I hate my wife uh I uh Dealock is uh a woke based uh The Game uh /v/ is not woke but is like a uh Trump with the nigger tranny pooping ick on 'eck.
Anonymous No.718882336 >>718882436 >>718882473
I NEED Rockabilly Ivy right fucking now.
Anonymous No.718882339
>>718863967 (OP)
JANNIES!
SHUT.
IT.
DOWN.
Anonymous No.718882373
>>718881576
>Finol
I remember that guy pausing one of the TI matches at a critical moment.
Anonymous No.718882382
>>718878869
lmao fucking scooby doo hallway shit
Anonymous No.718882436
>>718882336
The second the hats hit the game, I'm dropping it. i simply have no heart see another strong art direction ruined by aging furry pedos
Anonymous No.718882473
>>718882336
Her eyes look weird, but other than that she cute. Assuming they put in casual modes for the masses this game should make money hand over fist from selling cosmetics.
Anonymous No.718882557
>>718872252
This was a fan design posted on leddit btw
top tier bait though
Anonymous No.718882613
>>718881161
a mix of sweet baby and icefrog having NO Idea what to do with the setting of his next game

if the leaks are anything to go by icefrog has very little to do with the lore and seting and what not and just the gameplay/hero skills ect. Someone at valve stepped in shortly after sweet baby tryed there hand at it and came up with a GOOD idea for deadlock, And considering how many classic writers valve rehired I'm thinking it was one of them
Anonymous No.718882718 >>718882809 >>718882818
>>718881576
>Icefrog
is a given, seeing how this is a spin on DOTA
>Walker
There's a stink of Walker all over it with how unapologetically fun and not casual it is
>Finol
was all over TF2, so it makes sense he and Walker are championing the high skill-ceiling and going to be all for adding taunts, they're just that oldschool
>hopoo
brought in too late to be a big influence, probably working on the single-player mode, and again, new Valve recruits have to prove themselves for a few years

The actual fucking devs in roles you really want to see, a dream come true
Anonymous No.718882808
>>718881197
>Go check the archive.
Right, fair enough
It sounds like there is in fact a chance, so I guess I'll just have to wait and check back next time I start seeing a fuckload of threads about this game
Anonymous No.718882809
>>718882718
some allstar cast type shit, and the polish is turning this into a must play
Anonymous No.718882818 >>718882970
>>718882718
>eceleb shit for a bunch of boomers
Keep dreaming. Keep reality away.
Anonymous No.718882850 >>718882936 >>718882950
>hopoo is a lead dev
>start game
>lore states that all cops are bad and black dudes dindunuffin
Anonymous No.718882936
>>718882850
ALCHEMICAL FLASK
Anonymous No.718882950
>>718882850
Despite Ixians being only 13% of the population of New York....
Anonymous No.718882957 >>718883069
>>718881123
>Is there any chance of Deadlock getting casual gamemodes by launch
A push the cart gamemode was datamined so it's likely the game will have some casual gamemodes by the time it launches.
Anonymous No.718882970
>>718882818
>eceleb
You literally only know who these people are if you're actually interested in videogames

lurk more, newfag
Anonymous No.718883069 >>718883095 >>718883142 >>718883143
>>718882957
My biggest hope right now is that with Hopoo on dev, Valve adds a Risk of Rain-esque PvE horde mode. The way that items and abilities work lends itself naturally to the idea.
Anonymous No.718883095
>>718883069
That'd be a good addition, but I really hope we get some casual PvP modes.
Anonymous No.718883142 >>718883229
>>718883069
>Risk of Rain-esque PvE horde mode
that's the rumor, that they got hopoo on board to make something roguelike/RoResque for Deadlock
Anonymous No.718883143 >>718883284 >>718883548
>>718883069
Hopoo is an awful dev that got lucky with RoR, RoR2 shows what a hack he is.
Anonymous No.718883190
>>718878869
>dies next to her own corpse
What the JoJo
Anonymous No.718883195 >>718883381
If you make another doorman thread I'll rape your backdoor
Anonymous No.718883229
>>718883142
Nah, Hopoo pumped out a bunch of Hero Labs characters. Sinclair is one of them
Anonymous No.718883237
>>718882160
>There is no difference
there is but clearly it is beyond you
Anonymous No.718883284 >>718883418
>>718883143
You've clearly never played 16 player modded to hell Risky 2 with /v/.
Anonymous No.718883381
>>718883195
Anon....I have to tell you something....you're gonna want to sit down for this.....
Anonymous No.718883418
>>718883284
>game is so bad you have to mod the shit out of it to make it fun
Point proven
Anonymous No.718883548
>>718883143
Deadbolt is great