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Anonymous No.718866314 >>718866696 >>718867445 >>718869072 >>718869079 >>718871049 >>718871297 >>718872713 >>718872991 >>718874274 >>718874312 >>718875591 >>718875921 >>718876750 >>718876750 >>718879572 >>718880863 >>718881205 >>718881357 >>718881359 >>718881752 >>718884279 >>718884519 >>718885201 >>718886778 >>718887012 >>718888101 >>718888520 >>718888814 >>718889727 >>718891653 >>718893548 >>718898409 >>718898459 >>718899071 >>718903260 >>718904601 >>718905036 >>718905138 >>718905557 >>718908712
What happened to Star Wars vidya?
Anonymous No.718866621 >>718879882 >>718881105 >>718897130 >>718908139
Disney
Anonymous No.718866696
>>718866314 (OP)
the force is female
they don't like games chud
Anonymous No.718867227
just started replaying OpenJO. the gun aiming is turbo fucked, but so far it's pretty okay.
Anonymous No.718867445 >>718869072 >>718875727 >>718875921
>>718866314 (OP)
George is piece of shit he sold out, hope he rots in an eternity in HELL, FUCK YOU GEORGE
Anonymous No.718867514 >>718882112 >>718889727
It already peaked with Jedi Outcast and KotoR.
Anonymous No.718869072 >>718880674 >>718899207
>>718866314 (OP)
when was the last time you got excited for a sw media release? Yeah... that happened.

>>718867445
he did exactly the most sane thing to do.
i just wish he laid out some base plan for disney with 1 foundation movie or a book or something. He just gave it away without a care but honestly i'd probably do the same rather than fuck it all up myself.
Anonymous No.718869079
>>718866314 (OP)
Same thing that happened to all IP, it eventually got tangled in a paradigm where only the biggest publishers were allowed to touch it, so it gradually degenerated into the embezzling of funds and mismanaged projects.
IP law only functions on very short timespans where it's barely even worth it to hire one lawyer, let alone a team or firm of them, but of course lawyers wrote these laws, so naturally it's all "lifespan of the law firm assigned to the IP" shit.
Anonymous No.718871049 >>718878995
>>718866314 (OP)
>You still have a full head of hair at 80, but…
>You get the turkey neck
Do you take the deal bros?
Anonymous No.718871276 >>718872781
>Another Plinkett-inspired thread
It's always so fucking clear what influences you retards to make a thread its fucking sad.
>I-I just wanted to talk about...
No. You watched the recent Reddit Letter Media video and decided to make this dogshit thread.

I've been here for years. I know how you dipshit motherfuckers operate by now.
Anonymous No.718871297
>>718866314 (OP)
Kathleen Kennedy is what happened
Anonymous No.718872713
>>718866314 (OP)
Disney took over and forbid any sort of originality.
Anonymous No.718872781
>>718871276
Keep on telling them, king.
Anonymous No.718872991
>>718866314 (OP)
The fire nation attacked
Anonymous No.718873037 >>718888214
Anonymous No.718874126
Valve is working on the Gunga Saga tie-in game right now
Anonymous No.718874274
>>718866314 (OP)
Disney shut down Lucasarts and parsed the license off to several companies to save money like EA and Ubisoft. It turned out badly.
Anonymous No.718874312
>>718866314 (OP)
Fallen Order and Survivor are great.
Anonymous No.718875591
>>718866314 (OP)
Georgie sold out
Anonymous No.718875727
>>718867445
The best thing is, he didn't have to. He could have given it to his kids, or even created a group of fsns to fun it and oversee the whole thing, but nope, he just had to sell it all to fucking disney...
Anonymous No.718875921 >>718878534 >>718880187 >>718889260 >>718908497
>>718867445
>>718866314 (OP)
You fucking boomers sent death threats to george for ruining star wars with the prequels by inserting politics and humor into your quirk chungus wholesome original trilogy, YOU prequel haters made George sell star wars
Anonymous No.718876750 >>718887670
>>718866314 (OP)
>>718866314 (OP)
These two were the biggest fucking assholes ever. There’s also Niggerman Windu and Ki Adi Mundi but ObiWan and Yoda are somehow worse because everyone thinks they were saints.

Anakin did nothing wrong. 6 gorillion Jewdi were not enough.
Anonymous No.718878534
>>718875921
>You fucking boomers sent death threats to george for ruining star wars with the prequels
And now I'm doing the same to KK for being a disney jew who did worse things to the """""sequels"""""
Anonymous No.718878995
>>718871049
Thyroid is easier to control than hair loss, anon
Anonymous No.718879171
Disney giving EA exclusive access to the IP for like 10 years is one of the worst decisions ever made in the gaming industry.
Anonymous No.718879572
>>718866314 (OP)
Fuck you OP, I thought the guy croaked.
Anonymous No.718879882
>>718866621
FP0anya
Anonymous No.718880187 >>718881527
>>718875921
nipguys did same thing to anno and based anno just sent whole franchise to hell with rebuild, kek
br/a/zil shitsukafags still seething to him these days
oh, I occasionally visit /a/ only for shitting on them and get 3 vacation asap, how delightful
Anonymous No.718880674
>>718869072
>i just wish he laid out some base plan for disney
He did. He gave them multiple outlines and explanations of where he saw the story going. Disney, particularly KK, decided to throw it all in the dumpster. It was always going to turn into shit under Disney, because Disney is a dysfunctional company. The stupid bastards are panicking going, "How can we get boys interested in Disney products?" but ignoring their entire system from CEO to HR to Disney park greeter is focused on appealing and pandering to girls and women. Much like the games industry, the only solution is for them to burn down and a lot of incompetent people to lose their jobs.
Anonymous No.718880839
There's probably going to be some interesting stuff soon now that it's away from EA and Ubisoft. Also, looking at the good run Marvel is having with Insomniac, Rivals, Tokon, and others, plus all the news about them wanting to court younger boys and Fortnite stuff, I think the Disney Execs are taking notes and willing to take some interesting swings
Anonymous No.718880863
>>718866314 (OP)
Sequels were even worse than the prequels somehow
Anonymous No.718881105
>>718866621
/thread
Anonymous No.718881205 >>718883793 >>718884060
>>718866314 (OP)
The Rise of Skywalker happened.
Anonymous No.718881357
>>718866314 (OP)
The white slavers don't understand or appreciate the medium.
Anonymous No.718881359 >>718898179
>>718866314 (OP)
Reminder that 13 years later, Star Wars: The Old Republic (aka Tortanic) is still running and very successful.
>In an earnings call to investors in October 2019, Electronic Arts announced that Star Wars: The Old Republic was closing in on a billion dollars in lifetime revenue, making it a financial success based on the reported $200 million development budget.

>As of 2025, Star Wars: The Old Republic continues to generate substantial revenue through a combination of optional subscriptions, in-game purchases, and content expansions.
Anonymous No.718881527
>>718880187
>br/a/zil shitsukafags still seething to him
I saw more Reifag seethe than Asukafags, don't care anyways because Mary won.
Anonymous No.718881752
>>718866314 (OP)
kathleen kennedy
Anonymous No.718882112
>>718867514
>KotoR
Anonymous No.718883793 >>718884060 >>718884478 >>718888409 >>718901663
>>718881205
You mean The Last Jedi.
Anonymous No.718884060
>>718881205
>>718883793
>Rey was the main character when everyone around her was more interesting
Force Awakens made it look like Finn had some potential
Anonymous No.718884279
>>718866314 (OP)
disney were retarded and handed an exclusivity contract to EA who proceeded to fuck it up
then Ubisoft to make a game but decided that what Star Wars fans wanted is a buggy stealth game
by the time the dust settled the Star Wars brand was worthless
Anonymous No.718884478 >>718886440
>>718883793
TLJ fucks around with Star Wars characters but still manages to be a movie. ROS fails completely as a movie.
Anonymous No.718884519
>>718866314 (OP)
EA
Anonymous No.718885201
>>718866314 (OP)
This is a case where a face lift seems like it would be totally justified.
Anonymous No.718886440
>>718884478
>but still manages to be a movie. ROS fails completely as a movie
I wouldn't know, I dropped it at Rian's retarded 2 hour shitflinging tape and never consumed any s()y wars again.
Anonymous No.718886778
>>718866314 (OP)
Anonymous No.718887012 >>718887323
>>718866314 (OP)
Disney saved us from EU cringe.
Anonymous No.718887323 >>718887425
>>718887012
EU is the only true Star Wars D*$ney is garbage
Anonymous No.718887425 >>718888191
>>718887323
Gay cringe fan fic shit.
Anonymous No.718887670 >>718887849
>>718876750
Anakin did exactly one thing wrong: becoming palpys bitch rather than rising vp and becoming space hitler himself
Anonymous No.718887849 >>718888040 >>718888138
>>718887670
If he didn't get ass-raped by Obi-Wan he would have.
Anonymous No.718888040
>>718887849
no way, Palpatine had Anakin by the balls. Literally playing him like a fiddle from the start of the saga to the end. Even Anakin thinking "when the Empire is finally stable I'll overthrow Palpatine with an apprentice of my own" was all planted in his head by Palpatine
Anonymous No.718888101
>>718866314 (OP)
they got bad after empire at war
Anonymous No.718888138
>>718887849
>gets his shit rocked by a mediocre Jedi
>somehow he's supposed to be able to beat Palpatine, who defeated both Mace and Yoda, destroyed the Jedi for good, and cemented himself as the literal peak of the Sith
Anonymous No.718888191 >>718888815 >>718888914
>>718887425
No, an entire well-connected universe that truly expands upon Star Wars with so many badass stories and characters.
Anonymous No.718888214
>>718873037
she looks kinda Israeli
Anonymous No.718888409
>>718883793
You mean The Force Awakens. Good luck making a compelling video game out of that slop
Anonymous No.718888520
>>718866314 (OP)
Same thing that happened to every media tie in vidya: game development became too bloated and costly so quick movie tie-in games stopped being made.
Anonymous No.718888664
Nothing happened, star wars was never good
Anonymous No.718888814
>>718866314 (OP)
>What happened to Star Wars vidya?
Anonymous No.718888815 >>718888872 >>718890087
>>718888191
>Well-connected
>Retcons out the ass
>Dark Empire is Rise of Skywalker but worse
>Legacy is edgy out the ass
>Abeloth
>Lucas hated it so much he sold to Disney
>Vong are Dark Eldar but worse in every way
Anonymous No.718888872 >>718889234
>>718888815
>Dark Empire is Rise of Skywalker but worse
Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Dark Empire at least had some gorgeous art behind it
Anonymous No.718888914
>>718888191
>that limp-wristed Sith on the left
Anonymous No.718889016
Clone Wars era was ripe for vidya with an interesting setting to explore regardless of the quality of the movies themselves.
Sequel Era is a jumbled mess of memberberries and subversion that there is nothing to really explore. Maybe if they actually wrote the First Order as a terrorist organization that is slowly growing momentum and gave us a better idea of the state of the galaxy outside of "First Order doing bad shit, Republic doing nothing about it", there could be some exploration.
Anonymous No.718889064 >>718889276 >>718889428
Did anyone play this game? What's it like?
Anonymous No.718889234
>>718888872
Kino panels too and it didn't rape what came before or after.
Anonymous No.718889260
>>718875921
>You fucking boomers sent death threats to george for ruining star wars with the prequels by
>by
Implying the average person had any say. You're actually retarded and starwars sucks.
Anonymous No.718889276 >>718889514
>>718889064
Shovelware.
Anonymous No.718889428 >>718889514
>>718889064
one of the worse prequel-era tie in games. Just very bland and forgettable
Anonymous No.718889514 >>718889591
>>718889276
>>718889428
Damn, I really like the box art.
Anonymous No.718889591
>>718889514
No harm in checking it out. Maybe the janky third person gameplay will suit your tastes. Most people quit the game after level one though.
Anonymous No.718889727
>>718866314 (OP)
Same thing that happened to video games in general, it's become a woke infested DEI fest with not enough actually talented people around to make good games. The last fun Star wars games were probably the fucking Lego ones.

>>718867514
Jedi Outcast was super fun. Playing it really hit home how piss-easy and hand-holdy modern games are.
Anonymous No.718890087 >>718890520 >>718894512
>>718888815
>Well-connected
Yes
>Retcons out the ass
Far less than Star Trek
>Dark Empire is Rise of Skywalker but worse
Dark Empire is awesome and far better than rise of the Skywanker.
Badass ships and super weapons
World devastators
Epic force abilities
Gothic atmosphere
>Vong are Dark Eldar but worse in every way
Vong were really cool a unique threat to the Galaxy and a perfect foil to the Jedi
>Abeloth
Another really cool concept the idea of a lovecraftian horror in Star Wars brings and unique element outside of just Jedi vs Sith.
>Legacy is edgy out the ass
Legacy was great Darth Krayt was an awesome Sith Lord with a great backstory, great design and motives.
Cade Skywalker was just as good a protagonist overcoming his weaknesses to live up to his family name and defeat Krayt.
>Lucas hated it so much he sold to Disney
I don’t think that was his reason and he actually regretted selling later calling d*$ney white slavers. If only he hadn’t sold it to one of the vilest companies in entertainment we might have seen what happened in the gap between Crucible and Legacy. Sword of the Jedi alone would have been well worth seeing.
Anonymous No.718890520
>>718890087
>Crucible and Legacy. Sword of the Jedi alone would have been well worth seeing.
Not him but I fucking wish. At least to when the the Imperial Knights were founded. I don't think we needed to get too far in the future, but Crucible was such a rushed last second ending, I consider Legacy 2 to be the proper EU ending at this point, but damn there were enough plot threads we never got an answer to seeing answered. Though I'm a bit at peace with it because FIloni's TCW series was raping the EU out the ass so I was getting concerned about what else was going to get fucked from it.
Anonymous No.718891653 >>718895370 >>718896987
>>718866314 (OP)
Don’t know. Don’t care.
luv ahsoka
luv me prequels
luv me clone wars ('03 and '08 both)
luv me EU
luv me 2000s lego sets
'ate luke movies
'ate sequelslop movies
simple as
Anonymous No.718893006 >>718894665 >>718895590
>One of the best arcade games of all time
>Stuck on the GC
>Complete trilogy collection exists but will never get released or leaked
What the fuck.
Anonymous No.718893548
>>718866314 (OP)
The games were the only good thing about this shit ass franchise so they had to shut them down.
Anonymous No.718894512
>>718890087
George probably should chill, considering he got paid $4B to whore out 'his' creation. No one who saved him from himself in the OT did so well.
Anonymous No.718894665
>>718893006
This game was hard as fuck, nes kids complaining about gen 6 games being easy were dumb as fuck.
Anonymous No.718895301 >>718895420 >>718895427 >>718896042 >>718896460
Giving clones personalities was a fucking mistake.
Anonymous No.718895370
>>718891653
>luv ahsoka
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.718895420
>>718895301
It makes no sense that palpatine would approve of that, he wants complete control.
Anonymous No.718895427 >>718895516
>>718895301
Giving the robots some was even worse
Anonymous No.718895516
>>718895427
Uh-oh
Anonymous No.718895590
>>718893006
>Stuck on the GC
the way god intended
going multiplat retroactively ruined re4 and now its pussy is blown wide open and loose from every console under the sun getting a port
its worthless
the demake was just the last cum queef before death
say no to multiplats, always. If its made for a system, it should stay on that system.
Anonymous No.718896042 >>718896370
>>718895301
But it’s more realistic
Anonymous No.718896370 >>718896969
>>718896042
It's not. They're basically machines with flesh. They're all pre-programmed. That bullshit about 'removing the brainwashing chips' is a travesty. The chips themselves are a travesty.
Anonymous No.718896460 >>718896565
>>718895301
I liked the older clone wars media's take on it where clones bred for special ops or strategy and leadership had more free will and that could lead to them making decisions outside the desired structure they were bred for, but the clone personality leading to retardation like mind control chips just ruins the point of breeding them to be obedient. It's crazy that putting Temuera Morrison in a booth to voice a random clones thoughts about Operation Knightfall had better writing than Filoni's multi-million dollar lore rape show.
https://youtu.be/2lgG2ENW5Ac
Anonymous No.718896565
>>718896460
>Filoni
I hate this fucking jew so much you don't even undertstand.
Anonymous No.718896969
>>718896370
its immensely harder to write compelling fiction around souless flesh automata with no personality or emotions
its possible, but it would take a far better writer than studios are allowed access to
be reasonable and understand that starwars is ultimately a product of hollywood and it comes with all the associated dead weight and baggage because of that
its honestly a stark raving fucking miracle theres anything good about it period
Anonymous No.718896987
>>718891653
Anonymous No.718897130
>>718866621
this

...first thing Disney did was kill LucasArts....
Anonymous No.718898179
>>718881359
It's weird that they turned it around.
Anonymous No.718898295 >>718898354 >>718898367 >>718898402 >>718898462 >>718899586
SAY IT
Anonymous No.718898354
>>718898295
I hope you die.
Anonymous No.718898367
>>718898295
I'm sorry, George
Anonymous No.718898382 >>718898753
The future of Star Wars lies in fan made content
Anonymous No.718898402
>>718898295
AEEEIII GOMENNASAI GEORGE-SAMAA
Anonymous No.718898409
>>718866314 (OP)
All they had to do was keep making Rogue Squadron games. But noooooo.
Anonymous No.718898459
>>718866314 (OP)
Disney wants a ridiculous percentage for the license and even then you have to abide to their dogshit writers
Anonymous No.718898462
>>718898295
I'm sorry George, I should have trusted the plan, congrats on rubbing your balls on Mike Stoklasa's face.
Anonymous No.718898598 >>718898717 >>718898913
Was Mike really responsible for the Sequel trilogy or is that just a meme?
Anonymous No.718898649
It wasn't good, but it was fun
Anonymous No.718898717
>>718898598
Mike wishes he had any kinda power, he's just a hack fraud.
Anonymous No.718898753 >>718898782
>>718898382
why is there blood?
Anonymous No.718898782 >>718898827
>>718898753
Study the picture closely
Anonymous No.718898827 >>718898856 >>718898974
>>718898782
were they cut up by something other than a light saber? because light sabers famously cauterize wounds, meaning no blood
Anonymous No.718898856
>>718898827
The whole picture
Anonymous No.718898913
>>718898598
It's a meme. The people in charge of the sequels very clearly were just incompetent at a fundamental level, they had no idea what they were doing, and they're far too stupid to have even watched something like Plinkett. Bob Iger wanted the Original Trilogy 2.0, Kathleen Kennedy said "sounds good, we'll have a female protagonist to take the place of Luke", and then JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson proved exactly how worthless they both are as directors. I guarantee you not one of these people watched Plinkett or had the slightest idea on their own of what went wrong with the Prequels, nor did they watch the original trilogy to understand what went right with it. They were just fucking hollywood scum half-assing a trilogy with zero artistic vision behind it.
Anonymous No.718898963
What happened to the Rogue Squadron games? I always liked those.
Anonymous No.718898974 >>718899142
>>718898827
>because light sabers famously cauterize wounds, meaning no blood
Cauterizing a wound actually causes more bleeding, FYI. Surgeons use cautery as a very precise tool to avoid burning someone's flesh, if you cauterize someone's entire limb off you're going to create a massive blood fountain
Anonymous No.718899071 >>718899312 >>718899908
>>718866314 (OP)
Died like the rest of licensed games. Games now are expensive to make, and it is not worth it when you can waste all of that money on original works you will be able to sell down the line. Besides, licensors are a bitch to deal with these days.
Anonymous No.718899142 >>718899154
>>718898974
I mean I dont think anything in star wars is scientifically accurate
Anonymous No.718899150 >>718899243 >>718899286 >>718899292 >>718899345 >>718903034
RLM is right. The Acolyte is a good show and isn't bad just because the director is lesbian. And no, the fight cheography not being realistic does not matter
Anonymous No.718899154
>>718899142
Part of the problem
Anonymous No.718899207
>>718869072
Not only did he give detailed notes on a sequel trilogy ideas he even left his #1 in charge who he groomed for years to take over after him. They immediately backstabbed him and did... Well everything that happened
Anonymous No.718899242
>They forced her to grow up AND made her 3DPD
I will personally assassinate Filoni's family and skin his pets alive.
Anonymous No.718899243 >>718901457
>>718899150
https://youtu.be/PqwEE6G6zaU?t=86
Anonymous No.718899286
>>718899150
bait used to be believable
Anonymous No.718899292 >>718901757
>>718899150
Andor and Mando S1 have been the only things worth watching so far
Anonymous No.718899312 >>718899371 >>718899423
>>718899071
>Games now are expensive to make, and it is not worth it when you can waste all of that money on original works you will be able to sell down the line
Then why the shit all the games now are remakes/reboots/remasters chief? Same with movies too.
Anonymous No.718899345
>>718899150
The what?
Anonymous No.718899371
>>718899312
>Then why the shit all the games now are remakes/reboots/remasters chief? Same with movies too.
Ah, sorry I forgot about that. That's because game studios own the IPs, and don't have to pay shit to any licensors, nor deal with their bullshit.
Anonymous No.718899423
>>718899312
Onions boys shit their pants over being able to pay for their favorite game/movie again, and then cry tears of joy seeing everyone blacked.
Anonymous No.718899586
>>718898295
AIIEEEE GEORGE-SAMAAAA
I... I... I KNEEL
Anonymous No.718899908 >>718900016
>>718899071
AAA slop games are expensive to make. If you made a 2D Star Wars platformer it wouldn't cost shit.
Anonymous No.718900016
>>718899908
>If you made a 2D Star Wars platformer it wouldn't cost shit.
Yeah, but the only companies that could afford the Star Wars license are AAA publishers that are only interested in games with cutting edge tech.
Anonymous No.718901457 >>718902076
>>718899243
I don't care what the grifters spam on YouTube that scene was cool af yall I literally clapped and cried when it happened it was that powerful.
Anonymous No.718901663
>>718883793
The last jedi is the only nu starwars film that even reaches the level of a b-tier movie. The rest is unwatchable wanking to the original trilogy.
Anonymous No.718901757 >>718901989
>>718899292
>Mando S1
lol
Anonymous No.718901989 >>718902273
>>718901757
Name the flaws of S1 that warrant not watching it
Hard mode: No baby yoda
Anonymous No.718902040
THE STAR WARS THAT I USED TO KNOW
Anonymous No.718902076
>>718901457
Kek.
Anonymous No.718902273 >>718902454 >>718902875
>>718901989
Dogshit dialogue for toddlers, incessant nostalgia wank, boring characters, plot progression that feels like it fell out of a shitty videogame quest log.

Its a cartoon made for 12 year olds but live action, its not even watchable on that level because it has the same amount of content as a 20 minute clone wars episode but stretched to 30-40 minutes. The only appeal is for the same boring nostalgic wankboys who think rogue one is a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.718902347
same thing that happened to all westurd vidya
merit is an outdated stale pale male bigoted toxic chavinistic male gaze concept and had to be done away with
Anonymous No.718902454 >>718903002
>>718902273
>Dogshit dialogue for toddlers
Unless you have very specific examples, how is this a complaint when put up against every other D+ star wars?
>incessant nostalgia wank
That really started with S2, including things that exist in the universe is not wank you goober
>boring characters
Again, just wrong when you're talking S1
>plot progression that feels like it fell out of a shitty videogame quest log
Yes. That's the whole appeal. A bounty hunter actually doing bounty hunter things, the fact it doesn't feel like this later is why it goes to shit.
Anonymous No.718902875 >>718902964 >>718903331
>>718902273
>The only appeal is for the same boring nostalgic wankboys who think rogue one is a masterpiece.
Not a masterpiece but tbf the most tolerable SW movie in recent history.
Anonymous No.718902964
>>718902875
The ending was a great Youtube fan video, but the original is still better.
Anonymous No.718903002 >>718903361
>>718902454
I didn't watch past S1, it was full of nostalgia wank. Member jango fett and the mandalorians? member yoda? member Tatooine? member when han was frozen in carbonite? Member jawas and the sandcrawler? on and on the endless parade of dejavu OT shit for retards. The fact that you're telling me it gets worse just proves that I was right about their instincts for creatively bankrupt pandering.

No, it isn't normal to have every episode revolve around some endless replay if old shit we've seen before. Creators with original ideas dont operate like that.

Yes, i'm sure the whole appeal is that its basic bitch shit for idiots and the only reason you watched it is because it had the starwars logo on it. I dont watch media to fanboy about a universe, I watch media expecting it to be good.
Anonymous No.718903034
>>718899150
>Gets famous for making a video nitpicking plot points of Star Wars
>Now, when confronted by bad Star Wars content, says "I don't really care about that stuff" and puts up a bunch of clips of people discussing why this stuff is shit to mock people for thinking the same way he once did

How the mighty have fallen
Anonymous No.718903260
>>718866314 (OP)
Star Wars has become so embarassing that even playing good games like KOTOR makes me vomit a bit.
Anonymous No.718903331 >>718903781
>>718902875
yes, I understand you're over 40 and grew up with the OT but the film is shit. Its actually worse than episode 7 and 8 which are also abysmal. in 15 years I truly feel like you could ask an AI program to generate some slop about a secret mission to steal the death star blueprints and it would spit out something indistinguishable from the conveyor belt slop they made.

Starwars has a vast universe full of infinite possibilities and yet we cant move an inch past original trilogy fever dream remixes.
Anonymous No.718903361 >>718903785
>>718903002
>I dont watch media to fanboy about a universe, I watch media expecting it to be good.
So you don't watch fucking anything Star Wars after episode 3
Anonymous No.718903781 >>718904036
>>718903331
>Its actually worse than episode 7 and 8 which are also abysmal
I rather watch a shitty prequel directed like a basic bitch war movie than watch even 5 seconds of the MaReysue mutt and her dead fish face.
Anonymous No.718903785 >>718904075
>>718903361
Yes, exactly. I get dragged along by my brother in law who is a massive SW fanboy and I regret every single piece of starwars fiction I've seen since the prequels and some of the clone wars animations I watched when I was a young teen. Its all complete shit and its not even creative to make up for the fact that its childish slop.

Andor seems like the only worthwhile piece of media they have made in 10+ years and even then i haven't bothered to watch it. I no longer trust shit eating starwars fanboys who say everything is amazing as long as there's some lazy nostalgia bait dangling for them.
Anonymous No.718904036
>>718903781
rogue one doesnt even have fun action scenes. I remember absolutely nothing about it. Episode 8 is the only Disney slop film that has any scenes that stuck in my head and that's because rian, even if hes a hack, is a hack with a tiny amount of creativity in his bones.
Anonymous No.718904075 >>718904186
>>718903785
This is a troll, otherwise it's an interesting thing to see into the mind of someone this autistic
Anonymous No.718904186 >>718904425
>>718904075
>oh my god he thinks nu starwars is shit he must be autistic
>oh my god he thinks I'm a shit eating boomer who jerks off to the OT, he's crazy, there's nobody like that.
Anonymous No.718904425 >>718904749
>>718904186
I jerk off to the OT, StarWars on VHS is pretty much the only media of this I watch every so often, but even I can watch a new piece of it and not foam at the mouth
Anonymous No.718904601
>>718866314 (OP)
>the Star Wars wiki has been entirely edited to include retarded pronouns for every single character
I'm about to commit a crime
Anonymous No.718904749 >>718904929
>>718904425
I dont hate the media i hate you. I hate retarded fanboys who kill everything they touch because they are NPC children with no imagination who demand they are given exactly the same shit over and over and over again. You cry when you receive something different and then when you're given what you ask for you can feel its reheated leftovers and whine there's something missing.

Instead of taking responsibility for the fact that you're all to stupid to know what you actually want and that you reap what you sow, you continue to call for all the same shit that killed everything you claim to love. The reason you liked starwars to begin with wasnt because lucas was a creatively bankrupt retard who was regurgitating a film you had already seen, you liked it because it was creative and new.
Anonymous No.718904929 >>718905146
>>718904749
I just fucking said I'm okay with new things, you are so out of tune you are making shit up about things you've never even watched because it fits your narrative.
Drink some fucking water. Stand up for once in your fucking life. The last of your neurons are being fired to complain about shit you know nothing about.
Anonymous No.718905036
>>718866314 (OP)
I think the last lego game is going to be the best we're going to get for a long long time.
Anonymous No.718905138
>>718866314 (OP)
I dunno David "I Don't Make Games For Fags" Cage was supposed to be making one but its been years since I've heard anything about it.
Anonymous No.718905146 >>718905349
>>718904929
>I just fucking said I'm okay with new things
what new things? you're celebrating boring nostalgia wank, there's nothing new anywhere. The reason there's nothing new anywhere is that fanboy praise only comes when they appeal to your shitty nostalgia wank taste.
Anonymous No.718905349 >>718905438
>>718905146
I'm starting to question if I'm chatting with some angry AI
Anonymous No.718905438
>>718905349
If you have nothing to say then stop replying to me. I've made my point, you coping by pretending I'm not real is not interesting to anyone
Anonymous No.718905557
>>718866314 (OP)
The Force Awakens raped the lore beyond repair by rehashing the Rebels vs Empire subplot, thus making the original trilogy pointless since Luke and his friends didn't actually win or beat the Empire. Rey also flat out wasn't a compelling character or lead.
The Last Jedi had probably the biggest character assassination in movie history when it came to Luke.

These two factors alone killed all hype and interest in Disney's take on Star Wars. No one wants to see their childhood heroes emasculated and turned into failures, with all of their victories washed away and shat upon, and their very personalities stripped from them so spiteful writers can feed off your misery and rage
Anonymous No.718906347 >>718906769 >>718907960
does anyone know if the kotor remake is still happening or did it get silently cancelled after embracer realized they wouldn't get that saudi money
Anonymous No.718906769
>>718906347
It's still happening.
Anonymous No.718907960
>>718906347
Until I see gameplay of it then its dead. And since its going to be shit anyways it’ll be dead then too.
Anonymous No.718908139
>>718866621
This.

Disney never understood Starwars, but long before that, I already knew they didn't understand videogames either. now imagine putting 2 together and you have Starwars Outlaws.
Anonymous No.718908497
>>718875921
No, we sent him death threats over the Special Edition and his refusal to make the original versions available in anything higher quality than a fucking Laserdisc recorded to a DVD. It took 2 decades and fans buying actual fucking movie prints and remastering it themselves as a hobby project, for us to get a HD version of the OG Trilogy.

Prequel Trilogy was dumb but in all honesty at least it made more sense than the sequel trilogy. Phantom Menace is still one of my favourite trash movies. The part where you could finally see Jedi knights fighting at their peak, was indescribable and reminds me of the insane absurd hype we had for it in 1998. We got chinese VCD bootlegs so we could see it before it aired in the cinemas, and fucking drooled at the part where Qui-gon was fighting the droids at the beginning. The fight at the end against Darth Mail was insane too.
Unfortunately ep 2-3 turned everything SW into a stupid meme crossed with a multi level marketing gimmick, you had to watch all the shows and cartoons inbetween to understand it.

But still, they were better than the sequel trilogy.
Anonymous No.718908712
>>718866314 (OP)
video games in general have been ruined by corporate greed. Every game now a days has micro transactions or paid dlc along with some kinda progression system. Ie every fucking game you play regardless of it having micro transactions or not is going to have some kind of meta system, currency, items or cosmetics to grind. And some games are going to give you the option to pay for that stuff. And I feel like thats the life cycle of modern games it that regardless of whether or not the game itself is free or you pay 30$ for it theres going to be some kinda hook to keep you in the game grinding.

You arent going to see another game like Starfox 64 anymore and I mean yeah to some extent games 20 years ago had that aspect too but it wasnt the entire game. Now you have entire youtube guides up to min max your game or have the perfect cookie cutter builds etc etc and I feel like in general that idea has ruined gaming because theres no more exploration or discovery because everyone is even going to research a game before buying it and ask if the grind in the game is worth their time or what kinda build they think they are going to play based of what XxGrubbyXx tells them is fun or effective. Functionally you play any multiplayer game and everyone is going to be running the same builds as the pro players

Regardless of Star Wars I feel like modern gaming is shit because of the nature of the industry designing games as like a second job and the nature of internet culture data mining everything and min maxing builds and posting guides and videos. I mean whats the point of even playing games anymore when it feels more like the game is playing you.

I mean you ever going to have a Battlefront 2 from 2005 where you just jump into the game and everything is just unlocked except the super weapons that you have to perform well in a match to get?

Id ask given this design space and culture of gaming would you even want another Star Wars game?