Thread 718871543

Get ready, we’re gonna be seeing a lot of stuff happening with this franchise over the next 2-3 years

>>718871543 (OP)
New air ride is fun but I'm not dropping over 600$ for switch 2 just to buy Air Ride 2 with Nintendo Online. I'll just wait until a good switch 2 emulator comes out

>>718871680
those emulatorniggers better hurry. I don't want to get a S2 either, but I want to play Air Riders before meta autists ruin it for everyone.

>>718871680
>>718871938
Anons, it's not going to come out for 5 years+...

I’m already curious as to what’s gonna happen during the 35th anniversary

>>718872057
5 years is an exaggeration.
We probably get one in a year and in 2-3 years it will be stable and run most games

>>718871938
Might as well get an early Switch 2 model then since it's going to have to get hacked first way before it starts the emulation process.

>>718871543 (OP)
What, are they rolling out another Kirby direct so soon?

>>718871680
GUYS
EMULATION
GUYS I HAVE ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT
IT'S EMULATING GAMES
OH MY GOD GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO EMULATE THIS ONE GAME BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING POOR FAGGOT

>>718872669
5 years is a generous estimate. It took 3 years for Switch to get stable and Switch 1 only got an emulator so early because there was an extremely obvious hardware exploit. The Tegra X1 was also really easy to reverse engineer because it's heavily documented by Nvidia themselves and used in a lot of other products.
Meanwhile the Switch 2 has even more hardware protection and the OS is locked down to the point that the Atmosphere developer (who reimplemented the Switch OS) says there are zero software exploits
Even if it gets hacked somehow you'd need an RTX capable GPU and a CPU that's about twice as fast as what's needed for PS4 emulation (which itself is still in its infancy outside of bloodbourne). Gonna need 32GB of RAM too probably
This is ignoring the fact that Nintendo is gonna sue the shit out of any decent one that pops up.
Switch 1's hacking community was very tight-knit. The Switch 2 hacking community has been scattered. Emulators for the Switch 1 and 3DS is barely being worked on now.

>>718872669
lol you have absolutely zero clue what you're talking about and clearly just follow headlines.

>>718871680
it's going to be fun as new exclusives pile up and emulatorniggers get more and more desperate (there will never be an emulator)

>>718871543 (OP)
Everyone knows Nintendo is shit now

>>718873096
>this has been only every single Nintendo console. this time is going to be different for sure

>>718871680
Yeah man, fucking 700 dollars for the switch and if you want a game, you're looking at 800. 1k for a console and 1 game, fucking insane that you need to add a pro controller and online and you're looking at 2.5k for just a console and a game, and for 2.5k you can almost buy a gpu that runs games at 4k upscaled from 1080p

>>718871680
>Nintendo Online
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I completely forgot that you had to pay in order to play online on consoles nowadays.

>>718874797
lol so you ARE ignorant of what actually goes on and just look at overall general headlines as an outsider. Anon, have you ever emulated the 3DS? Do you know how long it took for them to even get homebrew CFW accessibly working? The Please Understand meme that originated from Pokemon Bank crashing and getting delayed thus not allowing people to transfer DS Pokemon over wouldn't have existed if homebrew and emulators were accessible to the public.
When did you get into Switch emulators and which ones did you use too? Are you aware of when unhackable Switches came out and what model they were called?

>>718875309
Don't use the lord name in vain

>>718874094
I still like them

>>718871543 (OP)
I've only played crystal shards on the nintendo 64, will I understand what's going on if I jump right into air riders?

>>718877891
Of course, there's no story (that we know of) and every kirby is self-contained anyway. If there is a story (which the teaser does imply) it'll be like Smash where you don't need to know anyone.

>>718871543 (OP)
Kirby is growing and there's nothing they can do to stop him.
https://youtu.be/XnC6pkaU35s?si=mP4w9O54dDDzb6d9&t=13

I hope we get another show.

>>718871543 (OP)
>seeing a lot of stuff happening with this franchise over the next 2-3 years
So...same as ever?
What in the fuck is your point?
We got Star Allies. Then that freemium boss rush game. Kirby the Fighterz 2. That other Kirby fighting game. Blow out Blast ultra or whatever. Forgotten Land. then that racing/battle royale game.
Hal just really adores their Pink Son, he gets tons of games constantly and they are good to amazing quality wise.

>>718879916
If he got another anime, do you think they'd make it a sequel to his original one or just start from scratch and be a very different adaption of the games?

>>718874094
hows those grapes mr. fox? sour enough for you?

>>718878160
>Of course, there's no story (that we know of)
Why would you lie? lul
The teaser with Dark Matter or King D-Mind is a strong hint to a story mode.

>>718877891
Anon. It's a racing spin-off.
Just enjoy the ride, it's good fun.
Though you should play Super Star Ultra, robobot and Forgotten Land.
They are fun.

>>718880380
I would hope for a scenario like beast wars. Kirby Meta Knight and his crew are stranded off world and are stuck surviving a new threat odd and charismatic villains. Maybe even have a villain or two get their own arcs or redemption or dissention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKpU0pnne8

>>718872669
like >>718872965 said, you fuckers got lucky that there was a day 0 exploit
this isn't gonna happen as easily and will take years before a halfway "decent" (playing games at half the framerate with glitchy textures and crashes) is made

>>718880380
they'd likely pull a Sonic X tier thing. every arc/season covers one of the games to some vague notion.
>arc1: kirby dreamland
>arc2 kirby adventure
>arc3 a mix of D2 + 3
>then crystal shards,
>RTDL
>robobot
>FL

>>718879916
>suck up tiny ice lobsters
>OH RIGHT THIS GRANTS MYTHIC KABUKI POWERS CLANG CLANG CLANG YOOOOOOO
What in the ever living FUCK was the thought process to this exactly?
I'm still perplexed by this years later.

>>718872669
>one in a year
delusion, we'd be lucky to even get a practical way of hacking the Switch 2 without bricking it.

>>718877891
>Air Riders
Yeah, Sakurai doesn't really give a crap about Kirby story unfortunately.

>>718871543 (OP)
nobody will remember air riders in a year

>>718871938
>before meta autists ruin it
>implying you'd be able to play with regular switch users
>implying you'd play it that much to warrant that made up concern
>implying you couldn't just not use meta cars
>implying
Emulatorsissyniggers really are fucking dumb, huh?

>if you don't dicksuck my favorite evil megacorporation you are a brown nigger, pls worship my god or face its wrath!
grim

>>718881673
>EMULATION IS LE BAD BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK IT HURTS THE POOR DEFENSELESS MEGACORPORATION THAT ACTIVELY TRIES TO FUCK OVER PEOPLE
>>718881486
Air Riders actually looks really good though, way way better than Mario Kart EmptyWorld.

>>718871543 (OP)
>air floppers
Could have been something based like F-Zero or Excite.

how profitable is kirby merch

>jeets and nogs seething because they are too poor and live in uncivilized nations thus can't get a Switch2
Stay mad you worthless cucks.
Gaming will heal with you gone.

>>718882737
>TL: "blah blah blah Hail corporation blah blah blah I love sucking dicks"
Terrible bait, get better material, faggot

718882937
malding poor fag cope.
lmao
eat your cow dung jeetboi.

>>718883178
>So mad he didn't want to (You) me
Kek
You're probably actually way browner than me. I'm pale.

>>718883336 (me)
>>718883178
Also, it took you >4 minutes to come up with that flimsy "comeback"? Wew lad

>>718871680
I just want a Kirby edition of the Switch 2.
>>718871543 (OP)
I hope so. I also want Kirby to be a strong character in the next Smash Bros.>>718875309
Which is why PC is the best platform.

>>718882059
Where did I say emulation was bad? You're embarassing yourself.

>>718872669
And you'll keep falling for every jeet scam that lets you download a glorified "hello world" box with the promise that the full version will be behind their patreon

>>718874797
>switch had a day 0 hack
>emulator still took months to come out
>took almost 3 years to become even slightly playable
>even though its chip was basically a beefed up version of the (already emulated) 3ds chip
But of course, the significantly more locked down switch 2 with a completely custom and unknown chip that hasn't been hacked yet and has no exploit in sight will just magically work in the next 2 years.

>>718884347
>Where did I say emulation was bad
>Emulatorsissyniggers
(You)'re embarrassing yourself
>>718884396
Just like how you fall for a megacorpo console manufacturer's jewish tricks?
>>718884567
>>even though its chip was basically a beefed up version of the (already emulated) 3ds chip
Retardbro...

>>718883864
Also I agree with you 100% in this post.
Kirby = good
Nintendo = usually bad
PC = good

>>718884630
Look, I know you're retarded, but just so the non-retards in the thread can see, why do you think yuzu, the first switch emulator, came from the same team that made citra (3ds emulator)? Do you think it might have had anything to do with their familiarity with the Tegra chip the switch 1 used?

>>718884630
>SAAR! SAAAAAR! DO NOT REDEEM THE SWITCH 2! DO NOT REDEEM!!! DOWNLOAD MY TOTALLY LEGIT EMULATOR INSTEAD, MAKE SURE YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON AND MY KOFI, SAAR!!!

>>718884795
Retard, I'm arguing AGAINST the corpo bootlickers attacking you, I'm just saying that the 3DS wasn't based on Tegra, it was its own thing
It's moreso the OS that was similar, not the hardware

Did I hear something? Must have been the wind.

>>718884984
Curse Vishnu

>>718885279
>Vishnu
Who?
>Looks up
Ah, a jeet god
Curious that you know a lot about jeet religions, yet accuse others of being jeets...
Anyways, you are now hidden :)

Don't mind me, just reminding everyone that racism outside of /b/ is a bannable offense, one that anyone sitting at home can report to the mods if they see.

>>718885379
If I may put on my tinfoil hat:
What you don't know is that the corpo bootlickers accusing those with valid criticism of being jeets or brown or "the other side" (aka sony or any other evil company whose name doesn't start with N) are probably moderators themselves breaking their own rules and helping to make the board actively worse

>>718887609
Switch already has like half the games of the PS5 lol.

>>718871543 (OP)
Triple Deluxe and Planet Robot catch my attention, I hope they port them to Switch.

>>718888079
NTA and I kind agree but 0 divded by two is still 0 desu

>>718887609
There are more 2witch exclusive games than the PS5 in its first year.

>>718888308
0*2=0

>>718888513
You're a bit stupid aren't you?

>>718883864
>>718879916
Is Sakurai beating the allegations or is he just trying to get people to shut up?

>>718888590
Nah, I'm not.
PS5: no games
Switch 2: more games but that's not saying a lot
PC: infinite games

>>718879916
I legit think this gen may help push Kirby into 10 million territory

im so hyped for it but i already bought a gamecube. i expect game hardware to be a bit more powerful if im going to buy another gamecube just to play it.

ill wait for emulation. even if i never play it, the hardware is just too bad to even consider bothering ...

>>718872965
>you'd need
a big portion of why im willing to wait is because i have a top spec enthusiast computer and i can't tolerate underpowered hardware anymore, let alone all the hoops of modern locked down digital ecosystems. i expect half of emulation gamers are like this , and the other half are peasant third worlders who are actually too poor

>>718872729
I'm surprised you're able to speak with Nintendo's penis in your mouth

Shitendo will be bankrupts

>>718891004
also I’m trans btw

>>718871680
Bro Donkey Kong, you would be buying for 2 games

>>718891206
I'M SURPISED YOU'RE ABLE TO SPEAK THROUGH YOUR MILE LONG NECKBEARD, YOU FAT GENTOO FUCK. Have an actual personality that isn't based on saying you're going to pirate games, please! The only reason I'm even replying is because I want everyone like you to shut the fuck up forever, nobody really cares if you pirate! You're not special, or cool, or unique for proclaiming you're doing so, and you're not adding anything to any space by joining in and telling everyone this!

>>718891004
S2 is at least PS4 Pro level and outside of Bloodbourne which they specialized in, many PS4 games are still unplayable on emulators and that's not taking into account how the successful lawsuits have detered a bunch of workers away . You're likely going to be waiting until over half the lifespan for an emulator. I say this as someone who've followed Citra and Yuzu at release as well as installed CFW on official hardware.

>>718891498
ALSO I'M TRANS BTW

>>718891498
You have already chosen your pitiful end

ALSO THE ONLY REASON TO BOTHER WITH WITH SONY CONSOLES IS ASTROBOT (a fucking lukewarm version of pretty much any mario game released in the last twenty years, featuring soulless robots cosplaying your favorite dead franchises) OR FUCKING BLOODBORNE. WHO THE FUCK STILL FELLATES SONY? JUST BUY A FUCKING PC IF YOU ENJOY MULTIPLATS SO MUCH. OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, THE PEOPLE THAT BUY SONY CONSOLES ARE SUBHUMAN PAVEMENT APES THAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF PUTTING TOGETHER A FIVE STEP LEGO SET, HOLY SHIT. ENJOY YOUR FIFA.

>>718891498
This is why I hate nu/v/. Full of soi.

>>718891637
Yuo have already chosen your pitiful end

>>718891637
I hate Nintendo but I hate Sony more, and I hate bootlickers such as you the most. Keep sucking that corpo cock. I worship no one except myself and my PC.

>>718871543 (OP)
>$80 for a game you've already played plus some cheap DLC
>$70 for a remake of a gamecube game

>>718891514
delusion

>>718891587
GUYS I HAVE ON INSULT ON THE INTERNET MUCH LIKE I HAVE ONE FASCINATION WITH GOING ON THE INTERNET AND TELLING PEOPLE I WANT TO PIRATE A GAME, BUT SOMEHOW MY SKULL IS FUCKING EMPTY TO THE POINT WHERE I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS A FAGGOT
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION, MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE AND THEY DROP MY DINNER IN FRONT OF MY DOOR EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE THE SMELL OF CUMSUCKS, CHEETOS AND AN UNWASHED HAIRY ASS DRIVES EVERYONE AWAY, BUT STILL, EVERYONE ELSE IS SOMEHOW A FAGGOT AND NOT ME

>>718871543 (OP)
Things have been rough for a while but hard times create strong men. Kirbros, we're eating good.

As if Kirby wasn't already a top Nintendo IP?

There was like 7 games on Switch alone. Kirby is easily a top 5 Nintendo IP that they actually actively develop for compared to all the abandoned shit

>>718891792
You sound mad.

>>718891715
GUYS THIS GUY CALLED ME POOR HE'S A BOOTLICKER, PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT I CAN'T EXIST IN ANY ONLINE SPACE WITHOUT CONSTANTLY COMMENTING ON HOW I'M GONNA PIRATE GAMES, THUS CONTRIBUTING NOTHING TO ANY CONVERSATION, I'M NOT FUCKING ANNOYING AT ALL, NO WAY. I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE GAME IN THE THREAD I'M JUST GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE PIRATING GAMES, I'M SO FUCKING COOL GUYS PLEASE THINK I'M COOL, PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION, PLEEEEEASE

>>718891974
>REEE PIRACY IS LE BAD YOU MUST BE POOR IF YOU HATE CORPORATIONS
Low test.

>>718891774
The idea that S2 will be hacked anywhere near as fast as the S1 or even the 3DS is completely delusional, yeah

>>718891792
>GUYS I HAVE ON INSULT
ESLkun...

Trannies are a soulless corporate product, prove me wrong.

>>718891498
You sound upset.

>>718874797
Still waiting on that exploit that doesn't require soldering modchips for post 2018 Switch 1...

>>718891974
I use Arch btw

>>718892280
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>718892561
Trans people are smarter and more moral than tendies

>>718888691
I think there is no evidence for him disliking the Kirby series sans his direction.

>>718894927
a good chunk of tendies (or anyone who worships any corporation) ARE trannies, anon