Thread 718874732

Would Rebirth have been better off as a video game?

>>718874732 (OP)
Don't know, but I do know Scarlett would be better off on my dick

>>718874894
This but on my dick

>>718874732 (OP)
I'm almost sure they're doing these movies to test how much shit JP fans tolerate before giving up. Which will never happen since they have a monopoly over autists obsessed with dinosaurs.

I enjoyed looking at scarjo in this bad movie. I gave it an extra star for her.
she should have gotten injected with the dino DNA and gone into heat and desperate to reproduce. life finds a way, etc.

>>718874894
Eww, she is old and busted.

>>718874894
This, but my face.

>>718874894
>>718874957
Ugly jew whore with fake tits

>>718875229
Oldest woman I've fucked so far was 61

>>718875394
You know she had her breasts reduced right? Reduction surgery.

>>718874957
We need more games with women surviving in casual shirts

>>718875569
Is that Brie?? Holy shit she's pure sexo in this

>>718874732 (OP)
>>718875104
>>718875179
I watched this movie a month ago. Is it just me or did the characters seemingly have no sense of hearing or peripheral vision?
>Giant dino hybrid thingy lurking around the corner
>Doesn't notice it until she turns her head that way

>>718875684
let's be fair that happens at least three times in the original too.
lets not forget the trex appearing INDOORS at the last moment without anyone noticing which is nonsense for a 100 reasons.

>>718875449
Based hagplapper

>>718875449
How was it?

>>718875449
Based if true

>>718875569
bully brie

>>718875807
That was a bit more excusable since if a raptor was right in front of you about to tear you to shreds, everything else would probably seem like background noise.

>>718874732 (OP)
You would play as the Paco family from the movie if it were a game.

>>718876025
>Can't budge it even the tiniest bit
>Somehow manages to keep grip on it to drag it into the ocean
Sure

>>718876112
Look, it's just like a doggy taking a nap
Way to demistify the T Rex

>>718875787
Zoe is so underrated

>>718874732 (OP)
I really thought they might go somewhere interesting with the conflict between the dino nerd and the mercs about killing dinos but no the guy he was arguing with just immediately dies and it's never brought up again, also the whole dart gun thing was retarded, why not jist bring regular guns

>>718874732 (OP)
Why are so many MCU actors leaving Marvel to go star in Jurassic Park

Was this movie good at all

>>718876626
No

>>718874732 (OP)
I've had this slop downloaded for a couple of weeks now, should I bite the bullet and watch it right now?

>>718876626
What do you think?

>>718875569
I hate this actress, she is the definition of mid, her acting, her looks, etc.

Is this the dinosaur thread?

>>718875179

This would have been a huge improvement.

>>718876447
>>718876112
God this family was probably the worst part of the movie

>>718876680
It's literally not worth watching

>>718876447
I hate that the family survived the entire ordeal despite them doing retarded shit like playing charades in several scenes.
>>718876626
No. There was a singular kill in it that was good. Several of the characters should have died but they were mostly punished with slight wounds if that. The mutant T-Rex that should have been the star of the movie barely was in it. The Site failure with a magical candy wrapper product placement was laughable and not good levels of corny. The last movie was the only film worse than this one.

>>718875920
actually quite good
>>718875954
It's true

Apologize.

>>718877084
I don't need to

>>718877084
No, this was the blueprint for every shitty Jurassic Park film that followed.

>>718877084
>retarded mercs who can't shoot a dino for shit and die
>shitty annoying dumb woman
>shitty spino
>the assistant guy survives at the end somehow
>shitty raptor design

>>718874732 (OP)
best place to torrent it?
Want to be up to date on the movies before evolution 3.
I don’t expect cinema, but I’ll do it anyways.

>>718877084
It's not the greatest but it really isn't that bad.
The people that hate this film are more often than not trannies that seethe because a rex died.

>>718877292
>um... uh... le trannies!
Yep, this is about what I'd expect from somebody who defends 3.

>>718877430
Looks like I found one.

>>718877475
>>718877430
>>718877292
you're both trannies probably

>>718877292
this

Why is that every scene with the comic relief character was framed like he was about to die?

>>718874732 (OP)
It would have been better as an abortion.

>>718877718
Your expectations... were subverted... bravo, cinema...