Thread 718883367

Post IRL vidya bosses

>>718883367 (OP)
it eez what it eez toobs
RIP

>>718883467
Freddy Fuckbear and Son's lumber company

>>718883468
What a fine rose of Albion

Airhead. Your intelligence/persuasion/charm/manipulation won't work on him

>>718883367 (OP)
idk who this guy is but my discord friends keep talking about him so RIP

>>718883367 (OP)
I fucking miss him already, bros. Our boy didn't deserve to go out like that.

>>718883940
>my discord friends

The Nihilistic Chemist

>>718883467
If those things figure out how to use chainsaws its over

>>718883367 (OP)
Boss stage is in Chicago

>>718883817
Could you make this more of a blurry mess? I can almost see what's happening in the video

The Last Samurai

>>718883886
>yet he was living a normal life
Fucking how.

>>718883517
I want to enter every room like this

>>718884232
he lives in america

>>718883468
>British "people"

>>718884059
yeah i met them online and we chat about random stuff and pla videogames. is that weird wtf

>>718883367 (OP)
Was the most normal lolcow and dumb faggots kept trying to catfish him with underage girls and shit. I remember seeing some tiktok of someone trying to pay him some fiver shit or cameo of saying the grandma should give the guy money or fucking die and King Cobra just said "No man, be nice to your grandma".
Should've been Cyrax or Chris Chan or whatever.

>>718884232
you only ever use 10% of your brain power so if you lose 90% of your brain you dont really lose much

>>718884008
how did he die?

>>718884387
Not to sound cringe or anything, but a lot of times, the nice guys finish last trope is true as fuck. Cobes didn't deserve all the bullying and harassment he got, he never fucked with anyone.

>>718884369
>discord friends
update us when you get ghosted
and/or indicted for illicit interstate communications with a minor

>>718884335
vitiligo in games is getting ridiculous

>>718883367 (OP)
Rest in Peace, King. TWU.

>>718884501
Hasn't been confirmed yet because he just died yesterday, but my suspicion is acute pancreatitis. His last video he posted on facebook thursday night was him showing pretty much all the symptoms of it. He didn't go to the hospital and thought he could ride it out like he always did, Cobes ended up dying alone and in agonizing pain.

*throws sausages at you*

>>718883468
>American "cuisine"

>>718884703
YOU THROW SOME MUSTARD I THROW KETCHUP
YOU RAM A SAUSAGE AND I BITE IT THROUGH

>>718884589
we've been talking on and off for a couple years. also i think most of them are older than me, i video and voice chatted with some of them and the ppl i chatted with are definitely not children, thank god.

>>718884760
>thirdie """""""""""""intelligence"""""""""""""

>>718884501
Some dumb foid gave him some computer duster in a care package and he was found unresponsive in his apartment and pronounced dead on arrival.

>>718884875
what the fuck was the story for the dumpster defenders again?

>>718884760
>fish and chips
>American
God's most intelligent bongloid.

>>718884917
Some asshole trying to dump shit he should, threats get thrown around by an asshole with a criminal record, fucks around and finds out.

MUTED

>>718883367 (OP)
The enemy stand user could be anyone

>>718883519
It was what it was

>>718884875
Dead Rising psychopath

>>718885290
rest in peace, cunnylover

>>718884232
Our brain is several different departments that work like jet engines, AKA if some part fails the rest tries to take over, hence the 10% meme.
This guy's brain has probably adapted to such life. He might be quite a bit retarded and weird because of reduced folds and lacking major nerve centers, but it's quite possible to survive having a huge chunk of your brain removed and not become a vegetable. look up Phineas Gage

>>718885018
The American reaction of shouting and angrily approaching people actively brandishing guns is fucking baffling to me.

>>718885043
ironically he is the real boss of this thread

>>718884875
I doubt it.

>>718885227
kigurumi are less deceptive than this repulsive mix of chemicals and software filters
kys

>>718885449
That's a roid rage reaction.

All the legends are dying off. Cobra, Christina Chan, Ulillia
Are there any interesting autists around or is the age of legends over?

>>718885119
cute shoats

>>718885664
chris chan died?!

>>718883367 (OP)
RIP KING

gonna miss this guy and his insane rants

>>718885119
NEVER relax

>>718884917
>local crackhead wouldn't stop dumping trash, including a mattress, in an alley/walkway next to the other guy's property
>crackhead gets a bat and the other guys get guns
>roastie eggs the crackhead on, doing her best to escalate the situation
>"Take yer swing, cocksucker"
>Crackhead gets ventilated, roastie screams and the dumpster defenders go to prison

>>718883817
holy fucking based

>>718885043
Man these people took my kids from me then they froze my bank account

>>718885913
>dumpster defenders go to prison
why, they didnt do any wrong

>>718883367 (OP)
>Bad ending

>>718884589
projection

>>718885710
No, he's still alive. I'm really hoping that cobes will pull an ex machina and reveal that he faked his death just to get rid of the trolls but sadly it seems we lost another legend this year.

>>718884563
That's not cringe. Tropes exist for a reason, apparently he was close to my home town for a moment and I always wonder if I'm a message away from cheering a friend up or letting them know I appreciate them. I ended up doing that too a friend recently and never responded only two weeks later he said it was the nicest message he ever got and was shocked he made any kind of impression on me. Long story short, he's (now this is cringe but no one will read this post anyways) joined my discord and we talk while he plays World of Tanks and am trying to help him getting drunk every fucking weekend but I'm glad my friends love him too. He has crazy ass dating stories.
>wear Patagonia shirt
>Dumb bitch asks when he knew he was bisexual
>He laughed and said "Oh! Nah, that's just the logo. I'm straight!"
>She proceeded to say she didn't trust him and he's a 'bad ally'
Dumb worthless cunt, all the normie women don't even talk to men anymore.

>>718885913
>and the dumpster defenders go to prison
The younger one was acquitted.

>>718885290
>>718885382
qrd ?

>>718886256
He drowned or something after going innawoods with some jailbait he met who wanted to be trained in the ways of the katana
Sad, he should've moved to sneedville and lived a happy life

>>718886256
CIA killed him in a boating accident

>>718886256
went with an underage "disciple" to a lake and fucking drowned.

>>718886256
While taking his underage female apprentice to a secluded island for a training arc their canoe was attacked by Kappa, Japanese water demons for you gaijin, and he was unable to defend himself since his katana was secured to the boat.
His last words heard by his apprentice before he was dragged under was a big “noooooo!”
She presumably dedicated the rest of her life and training to avenging him.

>>718885043
lame boss kills himself off screen when he is losing

>>718886418
A legendary kino battle.

>>718886129
Their gf is very cute. Lucky.

>>718884387
Cobes didn't deserve any of the harassment. Sure, he had a bit of an ego, but he wasn't malicious at all.
Trolles got him fired from Wendy and harassed bars in Casper to get him blacklisted, basically confining him to his home being unable to leave it without being harassed and then doordashing him massive amounts of booze, duster and all that shit.
Sure, he wasn't the brightest dude in the world, but damn, the only reason he was rotting like that was because of him being unemployable because of redditors and being unable to have a normal night out without getting stalked by disabled redditors on disability.

>>718883467
>Peace was never an option

>>718886651
and pregnant

>>718886681
In a healthy society he'd have a support worker for his extreme disabilities. He died because he's American.

>>718885290
At least his soul brother made it

>>718883817
If you ever needed to do a Blade reboot without ole Wes get this dude to frontline it. Daywalker 2.0 is ready to go.

>>718886681
I have another friend who tells me everything about Chrischan in the sense of his dad decided to move to Nebraska or whatever for a cheaper house and pulled Chris out of a school that was keeping him somewhat inline with social behavior. All ruined just to get some yeehaw cheap house. Like sure we laugh at lolcows now and again but you have to be a monster to want to harass and record and try to 'infiltrate' their life for le funny memes.

>>718886493
kek

>>718885290
I will never not laugh at the anon who said that the headlines on the right are his movelist

>>718886830
The guy on the right isn't Ken-sama.

>>718886956
hila klein?

>>718886830
>he doesn't know
Kensama died defending the land during the tsunami that wiped out the Fukushima power plant. He was a true samurai right till the end.

>>718887048
no that's actually a human

>>718883367 (OP)
I wish I could save him in some kind of time machine.

>>718886830
based

>>718886956
Jej

>>718883940
He was a friendly autist with a youtube channel who thought he had magic powers. He drank himself to death over the last couple years. It hurts knowing we're never getting more cooking videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuJr0cIdHHU&list=PLAhn3eQIlCz-lME6bsAuS-u2_7J5A2c_K&index=12
That video his father put up got tears out of me

>>718884703
>EHEHEHEH MERCI

>>718885631
That's what he said.

>>718883367 (OP)
Lay down BOY, I'll remember you

>>718886830
Some of you fuckers are severely faceblind

>>718887009
>>718887086

Ken-sama was thought as MIA after trying to cut the 2011 tsunami with his trusty katana. However the truth would later surface that swept by the strong currents he'd hit his head and lost his memory, his only solace in life had been her...Yes, Ken-sama had been rescued by a young HS girl who eventually married him after nursing him back to health
Sometimes however, contrasting his masculine jomon aura, an old persona of his, that of a timid weeaboo would surface, at those moments he would clumsily apologize not knowing why or to whom he would only say: "gomenasai, /a/..." then he would quickly regain his composure gazing at the rising sun with a determined look.

>>718885043
>>718885950
Rip Tay

>>718884387
At least he didn't die due to liver cancer. Squirming in pain, broke AF, and squirming in fucking pain.
However his last hours where, I bet it was better than that.

It is what it is toobz, he has ruled my sad miserable life these last two days...

>>718887246
Teddy and Andy. Too based for this fake and gay world.

>>718887567
His last video (hours before his death) was complaining about intense pain and hurting to breath, but I'd like to think he drank himself to sleep and passed away without any pain.

>>718887759
>hours before his death
I meant days.

>>718887162
Even this faggot is living in Japan, railing premium Nihon pussy.
What's your excuse?

>>718887961
>What's your excuse?
Not my problem

>>718886082
Are quadruple amputees still expected to do the sign of the cross? Do they move their head around like a parrot to do it?

>>718886993
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH HOLY FUCK AHAHHAHAHAHA

>>718886993
holy ufck

>>718883367 (OP)
I'd say he's more companion material than boss

>>718888829
I miss his wacky recipes bros... I would trade all the jannie bloodline just for cobra to return for 1 day of DTTS (Donate To Talk Shit).

>>718883367 (OP)
>Boss is so depressed he kills himself before having to face him
Wow too easy.

>>718888910
What degenerate gathering is this?

>Ozzy dies
>Cobes dies just 1 month after

they are finally together

>>718886386
>>718886418
>>718886493
>>718886613
kek based

>>718888829
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>718889041
This world takes everything good from us

>>718885290
>>718886993
>Missing kid
did they know?

>>718888968
>Boss is an alchemist

>>718889025
Buc-ees.

>>718883367 (OP)
RIP m'gourd

>>718889195
has anyone made these to actually taste test them?

>>718884335
The Jew's overlord

>>718885290
I keep fucking dropping my combo on "Suspect Confession" how the hell do you get enough speed to hit "Teachers Arrested" without flipping your kayak?

Remember when someone sent him the Talmud and he said something like "i didnt even touch that demonic book, i threw it in the trash"

Gonna miss his cooking vids

>>718889249
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior!

>>718889286
Luie Cypher from SMT6 or 7

>>718889331
Yeah, people like the cobra's mist and cobra's cake

>>718889195
I doubt Cobra's Blood is any good since wine is never meant to be a mixed drink. Everything else looks bretty good though

>>718885913
My favourite part is that the last words the crackhead heard were his wife smugly taunting them with "You're not gonna shoot my husban-AARON!!!"

>>718884703
Sorry but the new meta is to use onion.
Also no onions for austrian DOGS.

https://youtu.be/p3BHyOhVXmE

>>718889331
SeizureRobot5000 did a stream trying them.

>>718888829
>That much oil
>That much salt
>That stoic expression
>Flips sunny side up egg
I am so fucking confused

>>718885043
He should have worn sunglasses DESU

>>718889195
The BOY was onto something this whole time...
v/ros, i- I can't...

>>718884232
He didn't lose 90% of the brain, he had 90% of the brain COMPRESSED into that 10% size.
So all the functions of the brain were still operational, but at limited capacity. Indeed, the man was kinda dumb, but nothing out of the ordinary.
The black thing in the scan isn't actually empty space, but liquid. Which caused the brain to be compressed.

>>718885913
only the father went to prison

>>718887961
He's not tho

>>718889025
Looks like a Bucky's opening. Notice it's orderly and there's no fatherless behavior

>>718886681
Cobes was blacklisted from bars because of his own drunken behaviour, something that he showed off numerous times when he would get blackout drunk in the dead dog chair and start screaming about nothing as loud as possible at all hours of the morning.
He was not just some nice little autist, he was a stalker. It was very rare that trolls ever went beyond what he deserved, getting fired from Wendys was one of the few cases although he would have lost the job naturally within like a year anyway.

>>718883589
Why flame, she's a solid 6/10

>>718888829
all these "muh blue collar husband" vids are just ragebait

>>718883367 (OP)
this guy and his pet

>>718885913

I doubt it

>>718888829
More effort than my wife spends on cooking anything desu

>>718884760
We should've never gave you niggas internet.

>>718889183
Can you survive a bear trained in Shaolin longstaff style?

>>718883367 (OP)
Josh was a sicko btw

>>718891836
No you

>>718890803
Brits invented the internet you massive retardedblud

>>718892029
Yeah well takes one to know one

just when I thought the world couldn't get any more gay and boring, cobes dies.

>>718884875
The way he says "Take yer swing" has lived rent-free in my head for 10 years

>>718890241
Fuck, I didn't knew that.
Based, what a king

The boss is extremely cute/fuckable and tears down your prejudice against orcs