Thread 718884884

ITT: Retarded Daisy games

>>718884952
>>718885026
>>718885098
would you suffer in the lords name?

>>718885138
only if Daisy takes a huge shit on my chest

>>718885019
here before redditbobfag

>>718885138
When I read about his crucifixion, I imagined clouds of black smoke bursting from his sounds, painting the sky in darkness, releasing the sins of humanity.
Just because he died and absolved me of my sins, doesn't mean I have to sin. I didn't deserve him, and yet he gave up everything for me. Wouldn't I want to lighten the burden on his shoulders, if only by one meager sin as a white lie?
I know he will always love me, I know he will always forgive me, I just hope that one day I may stop crying in his arms because of my own shame.

>>718885660
you shouldn't be ashamed. the willingness to take some of the burden is shows his goals were achieved, which was to show that people could be saved by handling their sins together.

>>718884884 (OP)
Anal

>>718885660
>>718886093

>>718884884 (OP)
>brown
https://www.mariowiki.com/Gallery:Daisy

haha

Testing

>>718886245
Luigi died so I could play as Daisy in Mario Party.

>>718885660
this was sincerely a beautiful heartfelt post
thank you anon, it will get better

>>718887748
This is only one step down from Kitsune Yokai, by the by.

>>718885660
its good that you know how much Jesus suffered because he loves us

>>718888951
>he doesn't know

>>718885660
I can't take this seriously with that pic.

>>718885660
Might I recommend a better church?

His name is not "bing," it's Mario, and while the game is named after him, he is not the only character.
His name is not "weeg," it's Luigi, and he does not "surge" or "purge."
Her name is not "tax queen," it's Princess Peach, and she is not capable of rigging the game.
His name is not "wah," it's Wario, and he's not Jewish.
His name is not "yoshit," it's Yoshi, and he's not any more or less professional than you.
His name is not "dong," it's Donkey Kong, and he does not use AAVE.

You, however, ARE a skinnyfat balding 35 year old manchild who has spent every weekend for the last decade doing the exact same thing instead of getting a job while your mother and father barely contain their disdain as you leave the kitchen with yet another plate of chicken tenders.

>>718884884 (OP)
Why did they make her ass so deliciously fuckable in world?

Excuse me what the fuck is this thread?

>Luigi still winning
I though gay pride month was over long ago

>>718889793
From what I can gather, somebody is streaming Mario Party somewhere... but it's four CPU's fighting each other instead of anything entertaining like SIMPLEFLIPS and his MASSIVE GANG OF SUPERTRANSFRIENDS

>>718889793
it's a mario retardy thread hosted by nine_ten

>>718890094
nineplusten the pony diaper artist?

>>718889697
@grok is this true

>>718889697
>His name is not "dong," it's Donkey Kong, and he does not use AAVE.
stop reminding me I sold my aave at $168 instead of holding

>>718890150
are you going to bot the stream and spam the thread again?

>>718884884 (OP)
I need to cuddle with her and fall asleep with her in my arms

>>718889697
This nineplusten guy sure sounds like a serious Raysfire wannabe.
>>718890208
meds

>>718890092
>>718890094
Ah. I came in here thinking it was a Daisy/Nintendo princess thread, then found out it's about the crucifixion? But it's actually about Luigi and Yoshi? I was lost

>>718890239
fuck off schizo

>>718890150
wtf? I didn't know he was based

>>718890259
The thread is a live reaction to the retardies, and the crufixions are someone's sense of humor to who was playing at the time.

>No Boo?
He was busy being crucified for his sins

Hey Daisy.

>>718891132
See >>718886584

>>718890923
But, he's a ghost, isn't he Non-corporeal?

since it's the theme

>>718885660
He did it because He loves us, to be grateful and love him back is all He could ever ask of you

>>718891513
take your gay liberal shit to another thread

>>718891380
I don't like this.

Made this real quick

What is the appeal of watching CPUs play Mario Party? I'm not hating, have a bump. But what do you guys see in this?

>>718891743
bulga

>>718891838
Where’s the bulge

toad more like chode, chode chode choder

>>718891813
It's fun to banter with other anons and just get hyped up for your favorite character and talk shit about others.

>>718891813
cameraderie, the tribalism of rooting for your favorite characters and against others, the little narratives that form around each game and personas for each character

it's like professional wrestling but without the rigging

>>718891813
Aping j0rts and raysfire down to the way rays speaks.

>>718892039
>but without the rigging
I think you forgot our resident rigger is in play right now

>>718891813
Mario Party is my comfort series despite the fact I only ever played it alone until netplay

>>718891885
Right there contorting the tiny pink "apron"

>>718886584
>>718891230
Me personally, I like that Daisy has some color. Only a bit, though, because Sarasaland is NOT just Egypt/Birabuto Kingdom.

>>718891981
>>718892039
Sounds comfy, have fun bros

>>718892298
She doesn't though. It's entirely a troon fantasy.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Gallery:Daisy

>a report came out this week exposing that 11% of twitch's traffic is literally bots

Imagine how much of that is just the schizo

>>718892486
it's pretty blatantly a retcon but in this case it's a based one

YOU JUST KNOW

>>718892486
retard

>>718892625
Didn't load the page award
https://www.mariowiki.com/Gallery:Daisy#Game_installments

>waluigi uses a poison mushroom on himself so peach can get the star instead
explain this shit without acknowledging rigging is real

>>718892321
Thanks man, you too
Have a good one

910 should pay me for having to look at this

>>718892913
The game quite literally gives Peach everything she needs to win. She's so insanely lucky that entire rounds have been swayed to give her every star. It's not a coincidence every single time Peach wins, she's always either extremely dominant or extremely lucky.

Has anyone noticed 910 is only one number off from being *gulp* a certain number combo????

>>718884884 (OP)
Fartsy

>>718893161
>either extremely dominant or extremely lucky
you just described the two ways to win mario party, so no shit sherlock

>>718885660
you're a pedophile, jesus fucking hates you

Cant wait till Waluigi crashes and burns
Luigi owns him

>>718892486
:/

>>718894159
sorry pal both weegees are winning tonight

>>718892298
>>718894220
>red as an anglo on the beach
>owned chud, she is brown
Do Mario fans really?

>>718894319
All REAL Marioheads know that Daisy is actually Chinese.

I just wanted a Daisy porn thread bros.... why ya'll gotta make me think about Jesus and shit......

jobbeh status?

>>718894673
It's a blue board, bro. Go on one of the non-blue boards like /aco/ if you want to wiggle your worm.

>>718894673
Posting without a single shred of irony

>>718895102
Based af

>>718895102
based fellow Christ worshipper

There is no stopping HIM. HE has risen.

>>718895102
Romans were gay af

god isn't real

>peach bonus swept
the game wanted to screw him over so bad but he OVERCAME

>>718895102
>>718895787

>>718894295
It's a good night to be a 'uigi.

finally a real win no cringe Luigi shit

>luigi
>waluigi

but there was no third -uigi to win game 3...

>>718895867
Hope we see her again tonight

>>718895957
birdouigi

>>718895868
You know it's real easy to see why Jesus is the most popular when you compare him to other religions...

>Islam wants to kill you for not worshipping properly, swearing at your parents, or don't believe the right version of Islam
>Judism wants to cut baby boy penises like its a fetish
>Hinduism makes it so anyone in the bottom of the barrel will never climb up the divinity ladder
>Buddhism can't make up if it wants to be Indian, Chinese, or Japanese

>>718895957
We must call upon Booigi.

>>718896032
I mean yeah its easy to ignore everything he teaches and still believe you are christian

>>718895957
We need to summon Wawaluigi.

Can someone recap the lore tonight so far

>>718896564
Gay Luigi won
Based Waluigi won

>>718896621
No, I mean the cutscenes

>>718896701
no one watches those

>>718896701
Luigi is about to nuke kongo bongo island

I couldn't find any images of Daisy being crucified in any basic image search so I did what I usually do. Don't worry it's censored properly so it ain't gonna trigger anyone except the daisy simps

Wario!

>>718896816
why? too many straights live there?

Boy, this thread ended up weird didn't it?

>>718897698
Everyone in retardy got crucified. Funky wasn't even a part of it and he still got hung by the jews.

>>718897738
But Wario is a jew. Why did he get put on the cross?

>>718897738
The Gospel according to Surge: New Funky Mode!

>>718897826
Wario only dies for himself

>>718897698
And yet strangely peaceful.
Perhaps the power of the Christ compels us to not bicker over trivial matters.

>this is the first 910 stream with an honest viewcount in years maybe

fucking astonished twitch actually got off their ass about the bots and hate raids, really

>>718897947
And to top it off the thread has been really nice, really says something...

>>718898161
i hope this means the guys can take off the filters they got forced to make, not being able to say fuck wario is a real dick move the sperg pulled

>>718898161
peace has been achieved

>>718898161
shut up yoshitter

Please stop abusing dong there is only so much beating he can take before he explodes

One day he will be free...

>>718898869
He got a new game. He will be on the cross until the next one.

shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

>Mario has the boo bell
>The Whore is in first
You know it was gonna happen to her eventually.

>12:00 EST
>100th Image
Real Cricifixion Hours!

>>718899810
Its only 11:45 ya dumbo!

>>718898235
saying fuck wario should be a bannable offense anyway

>>718900342
fuck wario (sexually)

>>718893161
>she's always either extremely dominant or extremely lucky.

>>718900596
Men Bros I can feel the bile RISING in my throat.

there is literally only one daisy game, and its sequel is better anyway

>>718900763
and she's not it it

Kill keys. Bend keys. Drop a key into the sewer grate. Slam dunk a key mold into the trashcan. Toss keys into the garbage disposal. Defecate in a locksmith's food. Launch keys into the sun. Melt keys into slag. Toss keys into active volcanoes. Urinate into a keyhole. Judo throw keys into a hydraulic press. Twist key fobs off. Turn in keys to the landlord. Karate chop key rings in half.

everyone crying about daisy this daisy that as if mario doesn't have all 3 bonus stars at the moment

buncha fags you are

>>718901490
ive got a hunch that robertcop guy is a ban evader too

>>718885660
I don’t believe on any of that shit but I still think this is a beautiful sentiment. Good on you for trying your best to do good, there’s no shame in that.

>>718901553
people accidentally taking this shit too seriously yet again and thinking zion being authentic means you should be authentic too. just look at the phonefag in this very thread

>>718901490
>guys spam the same copypastas all stream
>i sleep
>guy spams the same copypasta for a bit
>FUCKING FORCED SLOP
make up your mind

>>718901750
God i wish qwerety didnt puss out and let peach win on friday, the meltdown would have been legendary
that faggot fears zion too i cannot believe this near 40 year old man controls him like this

This shit is straight up blasphemous

>>718901750
the phoneposter is literally zion, they both love that same peach dunce hat image

>>718902085
i don't fully trust that, he's admitted he doesn't use this site aside from very rare posts using his deviantart images and he has no idea how to greentext unlike some of this guy's posts, also i'd feel he'd try to keep talking about his situation that may or may not have happened

>>718884884 (OP)
Fixed.

>>718902314
fucking based

>>718902447
Thank you.

>>718902085
the phoneposter is some autist named ravendeskwriter
he got permabanned for lashing out on birdo being a tranny

>1st throughout the entire game
>Gets stomped at the final turn by a raging monkey
This was a real miracle! Jesus is real!

>>718901553
lmaoing ur life

Wario just fucking sucks, le hehe funny farts is lame he will never have Luigis rizz

>>718902590
mario was in first the entire time though

>>718902653
You missed the part where Daisy stayed in first place once Mario got hit with every boo possible. Even when she was in first cpus ignored her to hit everyone else

>>718902718
they kept attacking mario because he was in first
my dude its just a video game

>>718902784
wrong and blind

>>718902815
SHUT UP YOU
YOU
DOUBLE

>>718902784
adding to this, 3's ai will go after someone if they realize that they can win via bonus stars. daisy didn't even fucking win i don't know why he's angry.

>>718903157
3's ai goes after someone that has 2 bonus stars atm
feels good knowing how the game works and that phonefag is just a nigger

>>718903343
3's easy ai in general perplexes me more than the other games, some like 6 are just rock bottom stupid but 3's ai has that fun factor where they're smart enough to know that or using magic lamps when someone else has a plunder chest but they can rarely ever do any 2+ turn setups, they almost always think of what's going on that very turn.

>910 raids his vtuber girlfriend
gay

>>718903615
nobody else is live, and claude sucks fuck
would you rather chuds?

Absolute ludo game 3 that's why I watch retardy
good night overall I missed this

>>718902314
Draw them with a tucked back penis bulge