SWITCH 2 DISASTER
Elden Ring on switch reported running so slow that bamco forbade pictures or any footage, BL4 is allegedly 480p in DOCKED and sub 30fps
THIS SHIT IS A SCAM
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:35:49 AM
No.718888928
I'm traaaans btw
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:36:13 AM
No.718888945
>>718888835 (OP)
>silky smooth sub 30 fps
seems like the perfect jewtendo experience
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:37:07 AM
No.718889004
>>718903410
imagine giving a shit about borderlands
>>718888835 (OP)
It's funny because 30FPS was fine when Sony did it until PS5, despite PC gaming pushing 60+ for over 2 decades.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:40:53 AM
No.718889214
>>718895996
>>718916661
>>718888835 (OP)
It'll run at 3 FPS on Steam Deck.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:42:29 AM
No.718889330
>>718895507
>>718888835 (OP)
So Cyberpunk runs fine but Borderlands can't?
>>718889120
we're talking about a multiplat that runs perfectly on every other console, retard
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:06:48 AM
No.718890859
>>718888835 (OP)
devs are lazy, water is wet
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:08:56 AM
No.718891013
>>718891186
>>718906923
>>718888835 (OP)
>getting a Nintendo console for non-exclusives
If you haven't learned to get a PC for your third-party games all this time, then you simply can't be helped.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:09:57 AM
No.718891064
>>718890023
>perfectly
Not him but that's debatable
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:11:51 AM
No.718891186
>>718891503
>>718891013
>just throw 10x as much power at a an unoptimized game for hyper premium prices
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:16:48 AM
No.718891503
>>718891186
Just wait for the Steam Deck 2, Switch 2 for exclusives, Steam Deck 2 for everything else + PC/Steam exclusives.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:17:39 AM
No.718891551
>implying Borderfarts was ever good
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:18:32 AM
No.718891608
Ok? So don't buy the games that don't run well on the system?
Why do people make an issue out of this?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:20:25 AM
No.718891719
>>718888835 (OP)
>runs at sub 60fps on top end PCs
>bros it not be good on console???
Yes, from slop are shit
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:24:17 AM
No.718891978
>>718916770
>>718891702
>Why do people make an issue out of this?
You're in a anti-nintendo thread
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:25:26 AM
No.718892047
>>718890023
switch is a portable, not a console
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:26:19 AM
No.718892107
>>718916770
>>718891702
These retards seem to forget that this has been an issue since the NES and the solution then was the same as currently, get a stronger system that can handle those games because Nintendo only cares about their own games. These retards just want to make a fuss over nothing.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:30:56 AM
No.718892381
>>718893851
>>718891702
>Why do people make an issue out of this?
Why do people make an issue out of an issue?
Geez man I dunno
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:47:53 AM
No.718893427
>>718893591
>>718902020
It's sad that the anti-Nintendo schizos have to latch on to a bona fide faggot in order to shitpost lmao
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:50:20 AM
No.718893579
>>718888835 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT XITTER
GOLLY GOSH GUYS LOOK ITS XITTTER WOW
I COME TO 4CHAN AND ALL I GET IS FUCKING XITTER.
KILL YOURSELF OP.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:50:26 AM
No.718893591
>>718893427
>anti-Nintendo
What are you? Their defense force?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:50:29 AM
No.718893595
>>718888835 (OP)
i mean thats fromslop for you. i'll play borderlands 4 at 480p and 30 fps because i still watch youtube in 480p and played nier at 14 fps
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:52:06 AM
No.718893682
>>718888835 (OP)
>Borderlands
And why should I care for Randy's diarrhea?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:52:54 AM
No.718893734
>>718888835 (OP)
Its fine. I dont know a single person who has ever even touched a Switch. Not to mention Mk World is empty of players at this point.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:53:02 AM
No.718893740
>>718889120
>It's funny because 30FPS was fine when Sony did it until PS5
Not even close to true, people were complaining about shitty framerate back with the PS3, and certain genres like fighting games have always need consistent, high framerate.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:54:34 AM
No.718893851
>>718893913
>>718892381
Game runs bad. Don't get game. It's not an issue.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:55:29 AM
No.718893913
>>718893851
Don't get Switch 2.
Problem solved.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:57:50 AM
No.718894063
>>718894169
>>718909138
>>718888835 (OP)
This is because the devs are lazy retards.
They just want to rush it out the door for the switch 2.
The switch 2 is still a weak console and can hardly run DK bananza at 60 fps.
These devs have to redo the games from scratch for it to work. Just like they did with Cyberpunk. That game was not ported. It was made specially for the shitty switch 2 hardware.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:59:31 AM
No.718894154
>>718894227
>>718888835 (OP)
HOW?! Elden ring runs great on a base ps4. Isnt switch 2 just better?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:59:49 AM
No.718894169
>>718895282
>>718894063
>DK bananza at 60 fps.
DK looks like a PS3 game
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:00:50 AM
No.718894227
>>718894154
>Isnt switch 2 just better?
Short answer: No
Long answer: it's complicated
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:08:14 AM
No.718894648
>>718894713
>>718890023
Usually when companies release games for lower specced consoles, they would lower down the triangles and shit on screen to ease the rendering, as well as using less advanced illumination techniques, but it seems this knowledge has suddenly stopped existing among modern developers.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:09:25 AM
No.718894713
>>718916446
>>718894648
Which only decreases GPU load, not CPU load, retard.
CPU in the Switch 2 is weak as fuck
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:11:03 AM
No.718894806
>>718894874
>>718900270
>>718888835 (OP)
>15 fps
>paid online
>you dont own your game
>drift
>no voice chat
>no achievements
>cardboard VR
>we can brick you at any time
thank you for the tax + tip + nintendo tax + rent + maintenance, faithful gaijin pig.
who the fuck are all these people buying 3rd party games on Nintendo platforms? I've had every Nintendo machine and since the Wii the only thing I used them for was exclusives as 3rd party games run like aids on Nintendo compared to an xbox or playstation. The Gamecube was the last time 3rd party games on a Nintendo machine were about on par or in some cases superior to other platforms.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:12:06 AM
No.718894874
>>718895560
>>718894806
How do nintendo fans cope with the lack of achievements? its like not getting paid for doing work.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:12:10 AM
No.718894875
>>718888835 (OP)
>UE5 slop running on underpowered hardware runs like shit
what a surprise
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:16:37 AM
No.718895132
>>718894873
People poor enough to now own a PC, but somehow not poor enough to buy a $450 console to play said third party games, A.K.A. people that only hypothetically exist for the sole purpose of ragebait videos.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:17:35 AM
No.718895178
>>718888835 (OP)
Tendies deserve nothing but misery. They are the most autistic, obnoxious, cult-like dregs of this hobby and full of the worst kinds of people.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:17:47 AM
No.718895192
>>718895253
>>718888835 (OP)
You're going to buy it anyways to play the next snash bros
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:18:50 AM
No.718895253
>>718895453
>>718895192
Shant be buying till the next mainline Zelda. And no a Hyrule Warriors game doesnt count. So it will be 5 or 6 years before I buy one.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:19:16 AM
No.718895282
>>718895324
>>718894169
No it doesn't
Go look at how PS3 games actually looked instead of comparing it to what you think it looked like in your mind
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:20:03 AM
No.718895324
>>718895282
You're right. Bananza looks more like an upscaled PS2 game.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:20:50 AM
No.718895378
>>718888835 (OP)
Real fans find a way - Randy 'sleazeball pedo' PItchford
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:21:10 AM
No.718895403
>>718895539
>>718888835 (OP)
I dunno man Donkey Kong ran fine, although in one fight an enemies attack did have to slow down on just that attack for me, sacrificed that walls frames for the frames everywhere else
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:22:04 AM
No.718895453
>>718895539
>>718895253
They couldnt even keep the Hyrule Warriors shit good for long. First game was 10/10, age of calamity however was dogshit that ran even worse
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:22:15 AM
No.718895467
>>718888835 (OP)
3rd party games haven't ran well on Nintendo hardware since the fucking gamecube
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:22:49 AM
No.718895507
>>718909346
>>718913564
>>718889330
Cyberpunk got kneecapped to lower than the lowest pc settings. If devs just want to port it to the s2 without spending forever, this is how well games are going to run. And that's what's going to happen for the vast majority of games before they just dry up and don't get ported at all considering none of these third parties are selling on the s2 anyway. It's not worth the effort.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:23:20 AM
No.718895539
>>718895648
>>718895403
I don't think any console would run that voxel vomit shit very well, it seems just like bad engineering
>>718895453
Age of Calamity had more interesting character mechanics
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:23:36 AM
No.718895560
>>718895749
>>718894874
quite easily. Stop being a dopamine addicted retard and maybe youll understand
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:23:51 AM
No.718895573
Of course, the Switch can only compete with the switch 1, that was already behind the competitors on the release.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:24:17 AM
No.718895598
>>718895653
If you didn't learn your lesson about never buying third party on the Switch with the first system, I don't know what to tell you. The Switch 1 was the worst way to play most multiplats, obviously the Switch 2 will be similar and once the next console gen starts in 2 years the divide will only get worse.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:25:02 AM
No.718895648
>>718895724
>>718913239
>>718895539
>Age of Calamity had more interesting character mechanics
It was also literal fanfiction that made shit up
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:25:06 AM
No.718895653
>>718895702
>>718895598
>next console gen starts in 2 years
no one tell him...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:25:23 AM
No.718895669
>>718909261
>>718888835 (OP)
>Elden Ring on switch reported running so slow that bamco forbade pictures or any footage
Elden Ring is playable on a 1050 Ti, surely the switch's GPU is better than that.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:25:35 AM
No.718895687
>>718895748
>>718888835 (OP)
I have 500 dollars worth of Microsoft reward points, should I blow them all on paying for a Switch or paying for a new GPU? My current GPU is an RX590 that I bought for cheap a few years ago. I also already have a hacked Switch 1.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:25:45 AM
No.718895702
>>718895808
>>718896048
>>718895653
That's what was stated in the Activision Blizzard acquisition hearings.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:26:08 AM
No.718895724
>>718895648
it's fiction, all of it is made up
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:26:36 AM
No.718895748
>>718895687
Paying for a Switch 2*
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:26:36 AM
No.718895749
>>718895835
>>718895560
Playing games is pretty much already about being addicted to dopamine. I dont know what i would do without achievements. Whats the point?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:27:05 AM
No.718895774
>>718888835 (OP)
why do switch games run better docked again?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:27:39 AM
No.718895808
>>718895702
Xbox gave up and is going to release Xbox branded PCs and Playstation might attempt a PS6 but without significant leaps in hardware it's going to cost $800-$1000 and offer only a marginal leap over PS5 Pro, but more likely it's just also going to be a PC.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:28:05 AM
No.718895835
>>718895887
>>718895749
>I dont know what i would do without achievements
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:28:26 AM
No.718895849
Japs are the only people who play multi-plat games on the Switch.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:29:01 AM
No.718895887
>>718895927
>>718895835
So you like working without getting paid?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:29:49 AM
No.718895927
>>718895956
>>718895887
I pray to god youre baiting
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:30:25 AM
No.718895956
>>718895987
>>718895927
Not whatsoever. Its the same concept. Why put all that effort in for no reward?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:31:03 AM
No.718895987
>>718896120
>>718895956
beating the game is the reward, you dumb fuck
>>718889214
>buy the game on a steam deck
>I can now play it on any pc I have access to
>I can stream it to the deck for max visuals/performance/batterylife
>I have full control over the settings and what to prioritize
>I can use tech like lossless upscaling to double the fps
>free online, way better sales, so the initial investment is far smaller
>I buy the game on the switch 2
>I'm fucked, it runs like shit with zero recourse
>paid online, dogshit sales, sunk cost out the ass
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:31:22 AM
No.718896008
>>718896046
>>718896113
So the game key cards are one thing but if most third party games don't even run well on Switch 2 then how long until developers jump ship and it becomes an N64 situation
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:32:04 AM
No.718896046
>>718900558
>>718896008
how many units did the switch sell?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:32:07 AM
No.718896048
>>718895702
Yeah, I can't wait for PS4 Episode 3 and Xbox One + One, surely those minuscule graphical improvements will provide me a gaming experience never seen before, I just can't wait to play yet another cinematic third shooter with interactive cutscenes at a silky smooth 31 fps.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:33:16 AM
No.718896113
>>718896008
Developers will probably stop trying with new releases within a year or two and just focus on porting the 8th gen catalogs.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:33:24 AM
No.718896120
>>718895987
I just play them for a sense of accomplishment and to keep my mind active. I dont get raw enjoyment from video games that much though.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:33:51 AM
No.718896150
>>718900762
Fag toy hardware (with less CPU clock than a phone from 2015) designed for manchiIdren games.
That's why based and mature developers keep themselves away from AIDStendo so they don't tarnish their already dead reputations even further.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:36:02 AM
No.718896287
I'm sure this is all actually true and not at all lies like the other shit you guys made up
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:37:45 AM
No.718896412
>>718895996
Niggertendo is a scam company, they never have strayed away from Yakuza's path.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:40:10 AM
No.718896556
>>718888835 (OP)
lmao, toaster hardware once again
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:41:02 AM
No.718896609
>>718895996
don't forget paid voice chat now
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:03:27 AM
No.718897874
>>718895996
Best feature is Steam cloud saves.
>Play on PC.
>get tired
>go to bed or couch or whatever
>Whip out my Deck
>play exactly where I left off on PC
>without any hassle
It's just so comfy
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:44:12 AM
No.718899956
>>718904547
>>718894873
who the fuck are all these people defending Nintendo platforms?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:51:01 AM
No.718900270
>>718900349
>>718894806
>>you dont own your game
You don't own them on Steam either ;)
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:53:05 AM
No.718900349
>>718900442
>>718900270
You can decouple all your games from steam. Access the files, transfer, backup, mod, crack, etc. As far as ownership over a game goes, you have far, far more of it on pc and steam than any console.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:54:52 AM
No.718900442
>>718900518
>>718900349
>I can pirate my games so clearly daddy Gaben is my friend!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:56:25 AM
No.718900518
>>718900612
>>718900442
>I can't read so clearly daddy Nintendo is my friend!
Do people even give a shit about Switch 2 where you live? Here in Sweden I haven't seen it yet and nobody is talking about it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:57:11 AM
No.718900558
>>718900751
>>718896046
Don't bother, this thread is filled with nothing but delusional idiots who think the Switch 2 is the next Wii U because Nintendeen told them so
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:58:00 AM
No.718900587
>>718900758
>>718900540
Nope. Where I live (southern california) most people have a Steam Deck instead. Same when I visited Denmark a few months ago.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:58:27 AM
No.718900612
>>718900518
>MY MULTIBILLION DOLLAR COMPANY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:58:30 AM
No.718900614
>>718900758
>>718900540
I live in the US and I've heard nobody talk about it. I have a friend who's diehard into MK8 and he didn't even know the Switch2 released and didn't care that it did.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:58:51 AM
No.718900631
>>718888835 (OP)
>B..BUT WHAT ABOUT CYBERSPUNK?!!?!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:59:03 AM
No.718900636
>>718889120
You're forgetting the fact that the games look like shit on Switch 2 and still struggle to hit 30fps
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:01:11 AM
No.718900751
>>718901016
>>718900558
Nintendeen was a massive Nintendo fanboy who just happened to have a shred of integrity and hated what Nintendo was becoming. So now he's literally worse than Hitler to tendies. Hilarious.
>>718900587
>>718900614
How are you guys this desperate to convince everyone the Switch 2 is a flop no one wants?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:01:25 AM
No.718900760
Why are we believing literally who's "trust me bro" now? Aren't we supposed to see gameplay first before we judge anything?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:01:30 AM
No.718900762
>>718896150
Bro throwing a tantrum because his favorite shooter isn't on the "fag toy" machine lmao. Meanwhile, Nintendo's out here selling cardboard and still outselling your 12-core raytracing oven. Cope harder.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:10 AM
No.718900841
>>718901330
>>718900758
I am literally just posting about my anecdotal experience. Nobody I knows has one, nobody I know cares, not even the friend who still plays MK8.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:17 AM
No.718900847
Full blown tendoid melty goin on itt right now, you love to see it! Keeeeeek
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:52 AM
No.718900886
There's a Borderlands 4?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:05:05 AM
No.718900954
>hire third world jeets incapable of making ports
>framerates are dogshit
Imagine my shock.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:05:25 AM
No.718900963
>>718901626
BRAAAAAAAPPPP
>game keycards
>stick drift not addressed
>overpriced accesories which will probably go up even more for Americans
>shitty LCD with ghosting out the ass
>$80 for mario kart thats worse than the previous one
>more switch 1 cross-releases and PS4 ports than actual new games
>third parties run like shit
>your console can get bricked if Nintendo feel like it
>useless C button for a feature nobody uses and it can't even be remapped
>poor battery life
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:06:29 AM
No.718901016
>>718900751
Lmao that guy is fucking pathetic. Imagine wasting your life coping about the switch 2 sales this fucking hard. No one gives a shit about him beyond his obsession
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:07:39 AM
No.718901070
>>718901520
>>718888835 (OP)
do you think nintendo buyers deserve more?
after they bought the switch 2 and on top of it paid 80β¬ for mario kart and with it paved the way for that high pricetag in the industry?
nah fuck em they dont even deserve the slideshow they are getting
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:12:59 AM
No.718901330
>>718900841
It's a similar story for me. A few of my friends did get it, but the majority are either waiting to see how it goes / totally uninterested. It's a stark contrast to 2017 where it felt like everyone had switch 1 to experience BOTW.
Switch 2 doesn't have a killer app like that ,and its seeming like zelda, 3d mario, smash and animal crossing are still 3 years away at least. I have no idea how its going to keep momentum through 2026
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:13:14 AM
No.718901341
>>718901521
>>718900758
Why are bingtroons so perpetually sensitive bitches?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:16:49 AM
No.718901502
>>718888835 (OP)
it already won just give up
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:17:06 AM
No.718901517
>>718900758
Just shitposting. You have to remember that the SD was shilled for almost 4 years and only sold ~1 million a year. Everyone here who really wanted one already has one so these threads are just circlejerk shitposts. There will be another thread exactly like this one tomorrow and the day after that and will be like that for the next few years. If you want to see if shilling on 4chan is even successful then look at the Onirism Steam CCU le mao
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:17:07 AM
No.718901520
>>718901070
Agreed. They deserve the dicking nintendo gives them. They support cancer, they get cancer.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:17:11 AM
No.718901521
>>718901603
>>718901668
>>718901341
Why are nintendeen fanboys so perpetually sensitive bitches?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:18:34 AM
No.718901596
>>718888835 (OP)
why would you play third-party games on nintenbro console?
there's a reason brown ninpedo pajeets scream "no games" inside every pc or playstation thread because none of those third-party games run (properly) on their kiddie bricks
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:18:41 AM
No.718901603
>>718901656
>>718901521
The guy with the Wario avatar didn't betray you, Nintendo did.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:19:11 AM
No.718901626
>>718901863
>>718903148
>>718900963
>majority of the shit listed are made up
Why are anti-Nintendo fags so dishonest?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:19:46 AM
No.718901656
>>718901603
Fuck off Nintendeen
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:20:00 AM
No.718901668
>>718901770
>>718901886
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:21:57 AM
No.718901770
>>718901668
Learn to read
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:23:09 AM
No.718901826
>>718888835 (OP)
Tendies deserve this. Tendies deserve worse than this.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:24:18 AM
No.718901863
>>718902515
>>718901626
Name one made up thing
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:24:42 AM
No.718901886
>>718901668
Literally everybody who hates Nintendo is one person. No matter how shitty Nintendo becomes, it's always one person. You might think more than one person hates Nintendo, but they, in fact, do not. If you hate Nintendo, you are that one person. And if somebody else hates Nintendo, they are that one person.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:27:25 AM
No.718902020
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:27:27 AM
No.718902024
Holy shit Nintendeen slaughtered tendies
https://youtu.be/H5QljBgdyfs
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:38:53 AM
No.718902515
>>718902546
>>718902574
>>718901863
>your console can get bricked if Nintendo feel like it
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:39:29 AM
No.718902546
>>718902589
>>718902652
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:40:10 AM
No.718902574
>>718902652
>>718902515
It literally can and has already happened and people have had to spend forever with tech support and sent their systems in to undo it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:40:33 AM
No.718902589
>>718902546
Being banned online isn't the same as being bricked. Might as well say Sony can brick your PS5
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:41:48 AM
No.718902652
>>718902775
>>718902546
>>718902574
There are zero reports of people getting bricked and no, getting online banned does not mean it's bricked.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:44:52 AM
No.718902775
>>718903696
>>718902652
Getting banned from online from a console that reliant on the internet is bricked.
But even ignoring that, Nintendo is still fully capable of just flat out preventing your system from booting if they wanted to. And they tell you that right in their EULA and forbid you from suing them if they do it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:45:33 AM
No.718902803
>>718888835 (OP)
weird, I was always impressed by how elden ring ran on steam deck. tendies in shambles
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:47:37 AM
No.718902883
>>718900758
>but muh imaginary sales
Don't care and didn't ask, faggot
And same can be said about switch 2, retard
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:48:18 AM
No.718902917
You know whose fault is that lmao
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:51:42 AM
No.718903070
>>718903335
>>718903404
>Nintendo first party titles on the switch 2 all run at 1440p 60fps
>multiplats all run like dogshit
If you own a switch 2 it's literally "just" for nintendo games. All I have on mine is pokemon violet, the four zelda games, donkey kong, and soon the kirby expansion. All these run at 60fps, 1440p.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:52:25 AM
No.718903113
>Shit game runs like shit
Shocking isn't it?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:53:11 AM
No.718903148
>>718901626
Because you are huge faggot
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:56:03 AM
No.718903275
>>718903756
>5 years away from 2030
>we have so much fucking computer power
>consoles are somehow still stuck in sub 30 fps
what is their problem?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:57:17 AM
No.718903335
>>718903070
Nintendo's first party titles also still look like Wii U games and DKB's fps still craters to 30. Nintendo's got no excuse, it's their own hardware and they're not taking a 30% cut from themselves while providing practically no support. The S2 is a glorified 1050. This is only the dawning realization that tons of games are indeed just going to keep skipping Nintendo going forward when it can't even handle years old ports.
On top of third parties just being a terrible waste of money on a system like this so nobody buys them there anyway since they're available on PC for cheaper and better.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:57:49 AM
No.718903365
>>718903774
>>718903925
Did bingtroonies drop Eric as their boogeyman?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:58:01 AM
No.718903374
>>718888835 (OP)
maybe shouldn't have you used a 3 generation old chiptset
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:58:40 AM
No.718903404
>>718903070
Gee it's just like every other console in Nintendo's history since the N64
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:58:53 AM
No.718903410
>>718906048
>>718889004
This. I have to ask, who the fuck actually liked this reddit shit??
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:00:46 AM
No.718903498
>>718903705
>>718894873
I don't want to play Doom 2016 on PC.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:02:07 AM
No.718903548
>>718903629
>>718903662
>>718888835 (OP)
First World
> Switch 2 for Nintendo games
> PS5 Pro for single player games
> PC for multiplayer games
Third World
> PC for pirated emulated Nintendo games
> PC for pirated versions of single player games
> PC for multiplayer
For extreme budget
> $200 for Switch Lite for worst versions of everything
>>718888835 (OP)
Did anyone here even try the demo for Daemon X Machina 2 on Switch 2? That shit ran like ass too when you hit the open world section.
It funny, I remember when before the switch 2 came out, niggas here genuinely believe it could get GTA6 because of the magical ((((DLSS)))).
WELL SOME MUCH FOR THAT.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:03:42 AM
No.718903629
>>718903548
Fourth world: Your shit bait
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:04:21 AM
No.718903662
>>718903548
First world
>PC
Retard world
>console
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:05:15 AM
No.718903696
>>718902775
>But even ignoring that, Nintendo is still fully capable of just flat out preventing your system from booting if they wanted to. And they tell you that right in their EULA and forbid you from suing them if they do it.
No one has reported that happening
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:05:29 AM
No.718903705
>>718903498
>playing any doom game on a controller.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:06:17 AM
No.718903735
>>718903627
Bingniggas think DLSS can perform magic upscaling from 240p to 1080p on 8W power budget.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:06:42 AM
No.718903756
>>718903275
Indians suck at coding.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:07:06 AM
No.718903774
>>718904010
>>718903365
No, anti Eric guy is in the palworld thread
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:07:51 AM
No.718903804
>>718903627
No anon you don't understand DA POWER OF THE DLSS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:09:09 AM
No.718903870
>>718903976
>>718904024
>>718888835 (OP)
Wait /v/ actually cares about Borderlands?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:10:30 AM
No.718903925
>>718903365
Why do you keep exposing yourself like this, Eric? what's your endgame?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:11:20 AM
No.718903961
>>718894873
I am,most of them run fine barring few like no man sky crashing every now & again
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:11:37 AM
No.718903976
>>718903870
No. It's simply just indicative that support for the S2 is going to be dogshit.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:12:19 AM
No.718904010
>>718903774
>"11 results found for 'Eric'" in the Palworld thread
Bingniggas lol....
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:12:41 AM
No.718904024
>>718903870
The only borderlands games anyone likes here is 1-2 and the telltale spinoff, but nobody REALLY gives a fuck about borderlands no.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:19:21 AM
No.718904319
>>718905016
>>718903627
>a lot of dev are shit at optimization
yes sir even PC get fuck shafted
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:24:40 AM
No.718904547
>>718899956
I'm not defending them at all. I only bu their shit machines to play Zelda games for the most part.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:27:05 AM
No.718904668
>>718891702
How else would people know not to buy these unoptimized AAA games if people didn't make an issue out of it?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:29:12 AM
No.718904753
>>718888835 (OP)
Shittendo is a platform for women, children and clueless idiots.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:32:34 AM
No.718904902
>>718888835 (OP)
My guess is that they're relying heavily on data streaming, which the PS5 excels at, and the Switch 2 just isn't able to keep up with it even when using smaller lower-grade assets
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:33:45 AM
No.718904946
They probably outsourced the ports to India and paid them nothing.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:34:46 AM
No.718904993
What the fuck else were they supposed to do? Use AI? You guys are insufferable
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:35:13 AM
No.718905016
>>718904319
Shhh you're supposed to pretend third party ports run flawless on non-nintendo platforms
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:36:22 AM
No.718905069
>>718891702
because people who buy a switch should be able to play games on it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:37:12 AM
No.718905102
>>718905325
>>718888835 (OP)
I am Eric. Shit console etc
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:37:47 AM
No.718905118
>>718912990
>Nintendo releases a stronger tablet.
>Gamedevs instantly start dumping bloated UE slop into it.
This industry is fucked.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:42:15 AM
No.718905325
>>718905102
You're not Eric, the real Eric would post a repeated anti-nintendo cope then starts praising himself by samefagging
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:42:22 AM
No.718905328
Another pos outdated tablet with shit miracle ports, oh man trendies will be stuck with this till the year 2030 LMAO why am i getting hard over this.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:44:00 AM
No.718905396
>He bought a Switch 2.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:45:18 AM
No.718905453
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:49:16 AM
No.718905619
>>718906176
>>718889120
Pointing fingers at other systems doesn't help when third parties run in 15 fps on your system. Third parties not being able to run on the Switch 1 was a major issue for Nintendo and their solution for Switch 2 is either PS4 ports in 30fps like Cyberpunk or unplayble messes like everything else.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:51:08 AM
No.718905714
>>718888835 (OP)
It's kind of funny how poorly Elden Ring and other From games run. They technically look awful. They have no business running so poorly
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:53:13 AM
No.718905790
>>718891702
Because
>third parties run like shit
>people wont buy them
>this leads to even less support and cheaper ports
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:59:58 AM
No.718906048
>>718903410
BL1 and BL2 are good games but I genuinely do not understand why the fuck you would ever touch BL4 after what BL3 was. There's literally no value to be found in it.
>Character designs
dogshit
>Story
No reason that it would be different from BL3's dogshit
>Gameplay
Could be decent, but BL3's story and dialogue was so bad that it actually ruins the gameplay.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:03:05 AM
No.718906176
>>718906827
>>718907341
>>718905619
How come people can blame UE5 for games running like ass on ps5 and series x but it's bad when switch owners complain about shit ports?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:03:11 AM
No.718906185
>>718888835 (OP)
Literally no one bought a switch 2 for this and even if it ran at 60 FPS, no one will buy it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:15:27 AM
No.718906665
>>718888835 (OP)
its borderlands 4 who cares
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:19:23 AM
No.718906827
>>718906176
There is a difference when everything runs bad on the system. The overpromise of Nintendo (120hz screen, hdr, vrr, 4 output except every single one comes with several *) hurts thie Switch 2 much more. Nintendo owners expected this system will finally be able to run third parties and the current outlook is dire. The Switch 1 was b-b-but Witcher 3 and the Switch 2 is b-b-but Cyberpunk!!! Everything else is a mess.
Unless there is some issue in the background we don't know about I have no idea why some publishers even try to port things like Outlaws and Indiana Jones where the minimum requirements are very high. There is no way those games will look and run decently.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:21:34 AM
No.718906923
>>718891013
I bought my switch for unicorn overlord.
>>718888835 (OP)
>Elden Ring on switch reported running so slow that bamco forbade pictures or any footage,
https://youtu.be/GtCATdtUK1c
https://youtu.be/4m-rx-H3D7U
It does have some slowdowns there and here but it should be reminded Elden Ring really struggled on every other platform on launch, and the optimization is still not that perfect nowadays. Steam Deck can easily drop below 30fps on High Settings / 720p depending of the area and my desktop PC with a Ryzen 7 + RTX 2060 doesn't stick much to 60fps either on High/1080p (the Dragonkin of Nokstella in its 2nd phase can make the game drop at 30fps)
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:31:07 AM
No.718907323
>>718907191
Forgot to simply add that the Switch 2 port is still nowhere what the western press reporters were saying hyperbolic things like, it goes to 15 fps as soon as you step out into the open world, or it's a complete "disaster" like the usual attempt of ragebaiting towards Nintendo and the console itself.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:31:57 AM
No.718907341
>>718906176
Because the S2 is a locked down glorified 1050 with architecture that already makes porting a pain in the ass. It's not the dev's fault a system is using decade old hardware and publishers are greedy jews who just want to dump out slop ports to fleece the retarded cattle who bought it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:38:07 AM
No.718907585
>>718907663
>>718907674
>>718907191
>all the dumbasses in the comment saying it doesnt look that bad
>dude that literally played and recorded this have to clarify again and again that the framerate is actually that bad and the recording isnt doing it justice.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:40:22 AM
No.718907663
>>718907585
Were they not *playing* the game when it was being recorded? Did they selectively edit the best shots for no reason? Is their camera somehow adding frames to the footage?
Because an unquantified βawfulβ means nothing when the footage presented does not represent the far more quantified β15fps with frame drops, it's shit, cannot recommendβ commentary we previously received.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:40:48 AM
No.718907674
>>718907191
>>718907585
they're really coping hard
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:43:29 AM
No.718907776
>>718908356
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:48:14 AM
No.718907961
I don't understand, who even buys Nintendo systems? Trannies, Gen X Peter Pan syndrome losers, Japs, and who else? Like goddamn playing Pokemon, Donkey Kong and Mario 80 is worth buying some underpowered shitbox for $500+ tax? Fucking weirdos.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:48:19 AM
No.718907967
>>718903627
>Did anyone here even try the demo for Daemon X Machina 2 on Switch 2? That shit ran like ass too when you hit the open world section.
Holy shit it is that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abC4U1tZJPE
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:49:49 AM
No.718908017
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:54:18 AM
No.718908169
>>718888835 (OP)
"scam" does not mean "anything you personally dislike.
I know that's how /v/ uses it, but that's literally not what it means.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 8:58:59 AM
No.718908356
>>718908730
>>718907776
Either Gamescom specifically had an older build than in these videos (which were recorded from another event), a case of double standards or people simply forgetting how bad Elden Ring was at launch.
Again for reminder, you had to buy the PS4 version of Elden Ring at launch if you wanted a constant 60fps on the PS5.
>"The Switch 2 doesn't need more 3rd Party Games. No one cares about those."
Then, eh, what's the point of the Switch 2 then?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:07:16 AM
No.718908685
>>718888835 (OP)
it having to be portable with an extremely shit battery life is so fucking pointless when they could have beefed up the specs as a dedicated console
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:07:48 AM
No.718908710
>>718908602
The whole "third-parties don't sell on Switch / people shouldn't buy third-parties on Switch" is a big coping mechanism from certain /v/ermins as, besides hating anyone playing games on a different platform than theirs, they really dislike the idea that Nintendo is no longer the underdog it used to be.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:08:15 AM
No.718908730
>>718908356
Elden Ring at launch was 3 years ago. They likely just ported the PS4 version to the Switch 2 and it's still running like ass.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:11:40 AM
No.718908853
>>718910020
>>718908602
Switch owners DO want more third party games but they want good games, not slop like borderlands or starfield
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:15:43 AM
No.718909030
>>718888835 (OP)
>2 months into the switch 2
>it's already getting shit ports of old games like sparking zero and elden ring
>even ff7 remake released 5 fucking years ago only gets 40FPS
>new multiplats are running like shit
>game key card mess
>screen is fucking shit
>has to rely on micro sd express and hope it takes off
>nintendo direct promises 4K 60 or 1440 120 and Bananza looks like a Switch game at 1080p/60 with dips
>Gamecube doesn't upscale past 2x res and doesn't support rewind like the other NSO consoles because the Switch 2 is too weak for it
Nintendo should have absolutely skipped handhelds this gen and redone the Wii U concept but executed better. Just make an option PS Portal-like device but done better.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:18:22 AM
No.718909138
>>718894063
>The switch 2 is still a weak console
it's honestly not weak, it just requires reprograming a game to make sense of the architecture of the console. Think PS3 cell processor all over again, not weak, technical. There in lies the problem, devs are just lazy retards.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:19:27 AM
No.718909176
>>718888835 (OP)
I reminds me of BL2 on the Vita
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:21:29 AM
No.718909261
>>718895669
>my 3000 dollar graphics card alone runs game maxed out at 300fps
ok
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:21:51 AM
No.718909270
Nintendo ditching it's Handheld model would be stupid as fuuuuuuuuuck. What they should have done is focus on bringing back older Nintendo IPs and encourage 3rd Party Devs to create Titles that play to the Switch's strengths as opposed to try and match the other bitch consoles currently struggling.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:24:03 AM
No.718909346
>>718909449
>>718910930
>>718895507
>Cyberpunk got kneecapped to lower than the lowest pc settings
>kneecapped
Are you so young you dont remember what it was like with a PSP? reminder, it was fucking awesome. Did it look like PS2, no. Was it awesome, Yes. Devs are being horrendously lazy this gen. They got so used to printing money, that the devs you're talking about ITT are on the record saying they can charge more for the Switch 2 version, it's a game-key card with no game data on it, AND it runs like dogshit to top it off.
hmm
makes you think
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:26:31 AM
No.718909449
>>718909346
Seriously think about it
-can charge more money for this console
-doesn't have the game on the cart
-runs like shit
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:29:36 AM
No.718909601
>>718908602
I heard some game originally from playstations even sold better on switch+switch2
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:29:51 AM
No.718909610
>>718910262
>>718888835 (OP)
Confirmed weaker than PS4.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:34:44 AM
No.718909831
>>718888835 (OP)
>Physical 1st parties, HD editions, classic games, remasters and party games on switch
>Rest of shit on PC
It's THAT simple, provided 3rd parties don't shit the bed and don't optimize which is almost never the case, sadly.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:38:37 AM
No.718909979
>>718888835 (OP)
>Reportedly
lol
Already ran fine in docked mode at Gamescom.
Fan Expo footage shows it running fine in handheld mode. Without any "disaster" the journos claimed
https://youtu.be/4m-rx-H3D7U?si=hn9Qs_Mi2rLwaJ3w
And there's still no release date, so they can fix it further
>allegedly
lmao
Borderlands 4 looks and runs great
https://youtu.be/Y6ulp2LxEs4?si=HkOXwEV9TpZLFxoF
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:39:27 AM
No.718910020
>>718910313
>>718908853
False, Switch owners only want more games with Nintendo characters on them
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:44:12 AM
No.718910189
>switch 2 so bad its rising the rate over 53%
holy based japan
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:46:06 AM
No.718910262
>>718909610
Elden Ring runs at higher settings and resolution on Switch 2 than on PS4.
Borderlands 4 isn't even on PS4.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:47:21 AM
No.718910313
>>718910020
Nope. Many 3rd party multiplats sold the best on Switch. Especially JRPGs.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:03:44 AM
No.718910930
>>718909346
PSP? I was around when the Gameboy came out. Back then, you actually had to make two different games for the home console and handheld because there wasn't a chance in hell the handheld was running the home console game.
Now, games aren't even optimized, they just get their settings nuked. But the fault is not on the devs for these kinds of instances, it's on greedy publishers and shitty decade old hardware.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:57:54 AM
No.718912990
Sage
8/24/2025, 10:58:54 AM
No.718913026
Eric? The raped.
Switch? Won
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:04:26 AM
No.718913239
>>718895648
So was the first Hyrule Warriors?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:13:36 AM
No.718913547
>>718900540
Swede here too. Don't forget its 150 usd more expensive here cuz bergsala
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:14:16 AM
No.718913564
>>718895507
Cyberpunk targeted xbox one, a 2013 console. Borderlands targeted xbox series s, a 2020 console. Switch 2 is roughly as powerful as a 2013 xbox one.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:00:26 PM
No.718915068
>>718915786
>>718891702
>don't buy the games that don't run well on the system?
That's literally every Switch 2 game, king retard.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:20:06 PM
No.718915786
>>718915068
>Fast Fusion
>Kunitsugami
>Yakuza Zero DC
>Romancing Saga 2
>Shine Post
>Donkey Kong Bananza (outside of like one boss who transforms the terrain and, to a lesser extent, if you blow everything on screen with the elephant power)
All of those run well on the console though
I assume the Trails in the Sky remake is the same since the Switch 2 can run the demo of the Switch 1 version at 60fps docked (for some reason it struggled at handheld mode)
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:22:43 PM
No.718915905
>>718889120
so now the roles have reversed, you will start defending sony and shitting on nintendo, right?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:23:14 PM
No.718915925
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:26:43 PM
No.718916056
>>718888835 (OP)
tbf Elden Ring always had shit performance considering how bad the graphics are.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:29:25 PM
No.718916165
>>718916456
>>718891702
I'll just not buy the system and continue to condemn the fact that shitty hardware takes games hostage purely to try and force people into abusive ecosystems.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:31:15 PM
No.718916226
>>718891702
Essentially this
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:33:50 PM
No.718916335
You are all mentally ill.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:36:42 PM
No.718916446
>>718894713
Anon, the cpu is usually the least of the problems in a game since usually they're the least used components, and yes, you can too lower the charge on the cpu through further optimization and multithreading, the main issue here is that most of the times the spaghetti code and baggage is so great it's not worth it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:37:01 PM
No.718916456
>>718916165
Console warriors really are the worst people on /v/
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:37:56 PM
No.718916505
>>718889120
*taps the sign*
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:38:28 PM
No.718916534
>>718889120
>ablobloo this was fine 20 years ago
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:41:34 PM
No.718916661
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:42:24 PM
No.718916696
>>718917138
>>718888835 (OP)
As the one person who played Borderlands3 on switch I can confirm that was also fucking awful.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:44:01 PM
No.718916770
>>718891702
>>718891978
>>718892107
>Tendies before Switch 2 launch:
>"HHAHAHA! THE SWITCH 2 IS SUPER POWERFUL! IT'S ON PAR WITH THE PS4! DAMN, ON PAR WITH THE PS5! LOOK AT THIS CYBERPUNK FOOTAGE!!!!!!! GET FUCKED, ERIC!"
>Tendies after the Switch 2 launch:
>"Yeah, power doesn't matter. If a game runs poorly, it's better not to buy it, hmmmokay? With all this anti-Nintendo sentiment!? Geez!"
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:45:53 PM
No.718916869
>>718917189
>>718917497
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:50:51 PM
No.718917138
>>718916696
I donβt think the reason is the switch to be honest
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:51:54 PM
No.718917189
>>718916869
Jesus Christ those comments
What is wrong with you people
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:52:31 PM
No.718917217
>>718917357
>>718917420
>>718888835 (OP)
it has been like 15 year and i still have no fucking idea why anyone would play a third party game on a Nintendo console
>but im poor and -
Bitch pllease, the switch 2 with a single game cost 600$
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:55:48 PM
No.718917357
>>718917402
>>718917217
There are plenty of good third party games
Itβs the cross platform AAA shit youβve got to avoid
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:56:47 PM
No.718917402
>>718917420
>>718917357
they are not worth playing (for free) in any other platform anyway
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:57:07 PM
No.718917413
Anyway this thread isnβt changing the fact that there still isnβt an emulator and that Sony is going third party. Yawn
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:57:19 PM
No.718917420
>>718917217
>>718917402
Sounds like a (You) problem if you're this clueless about videogames
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 12:59:44 PM
No.718917497