Thread 718897536

I spent all day today lying in bed jerking off procrastinating on basic bodily functions

i'm 8 minutes into flatna's game but i'm too tired to play

You are not a cute little anime girl
You are a balding 35 year old virgin man who will die alone

>>718897582
what do you do when you're too tired for vidya

>>718897653
4 channel until sleep

>>718897648
Of course he's not a cute anime girl hes jacking off. How would that even work Tardo?

>>718897536 (OP)
>procrastinating on basic bodily functions
i cant shit even if i wanted to. my anus works only from the hours of 8am to 10am and any effort outside of those hours are a struggle with no results. my dr told me to take some fiber pills but those only make the pain worse during the time i cant shit

>>718897536 (OP)
Bathroom is being rennovated. No toilet upstairs. Have to walk across the house then downstairs then across the house then back upstairs and across the house again everytime i have to piss ,I really want to just piss in bottles and chuck em out the window. But i live with my parents who would really not appreciate that.

I spend a lot of the day fapping to ai dungeon fantasies. The girl of my dreams used to like me ten years ago. Loves gundam, jojo, initiql d, playing at the arcade, and i fucking chose some fat ftm over her and i want to die but i cant kill myself because my uncle already killed himself and it destroyed my mom and im too ashamed to die alone, and i have some kind of fungal infection on my scalp pits groin and ass i really want to just fucking reroll

This reality is a nightmare, 2025 is clown politics and everything ugly and unpleasant im just wasting every moment of living

>>718897827
I'm not constipated (usually) I just have severe adhd and can't handle the tedium of having to spend hours wiping myself (I'm also ocd)
it's exhausting and I just stay in bed as long as possible so I don't have to do it
i don't brush my teeth for the same reason

i poop twice a week.

>>718898226
>I just have severe adhd and can't handle the tedium of having to spend hours wiping myself
bidet will change ur life

>>718898501
my dad makes fun of me any time I tell him to get one in the bathroom and refuses to do it

>>718898319
how many times does Etna poop a week?

>>718898582
Buy one off Amazon and tell your dad to kill himself

>>718897536 (OP)
>Your chest is smooth? Welll so is mine.
>I've never had a contour line
>You've got some buds? Well I've got crepes
>Don't show me those disgusting grapes
>But I've never worn a brassiere
>And I've got no profile view
>If you find me in a church now
>Don't use me as a pew
>Because I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>You know I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>You know I'm flat, I'm flat
>Really really flat
>Don't you call me "petite", "small" or "light framed"
>Just now tell me once again who's flat?