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The son of “The Walking Dead” star Norman Reedus’ and former Victoria’s Secret model Helena Christensen was arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman in Chelsea early Saturday, police and sources said.

Mingus Lucien Reedus allegedly punched the woman to wake her up before choking her and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.

>What if... instead of fighting we were all connected 'n shiet
Bravo Kojimbo you are truly a visonary

Was part of the Death Stranding contract that kojimbo gets to name his child as well?

>>718900618 (OP)
Mingus Reedus?

mingus?

>>718900753
Mingus Weanus Reedus

Surely there is more to the story. Is Chelsea a nice neighborhood?

>>718900618 (OP)
Norman Reedus and the Mingus Fetus

>>718900671
I bet he takes it in the ass.

>>718900753
Sounds like a name Kojima would give to a character that’s literally just a saxophone made flesh and haunted by war trauma.

>>718900618 (OP)
Seems unrelated

>>718900618 (OP)
Mingus??

amingus

>>718900618 (OP)
>Mingus Reedus
Why are celebrities like this?

scrimmy mingus and the crungy justice system

>Mingus
CHAT

>>718900618 (OP)
Americans are funding a genocide and this is what they care about. I cannot wait for Yellowstone to erupt.

>>718901018
obsessed

>>718900838
Yes, I make a point to stay there whenever I go to NYC. It's mostly coffee shops and small art galleries.

MINGUS

Shoulda done a Norman Reedus Fetus Deletus

>>718900618 (OP)
brb naming my kid Sun Ra instead

>>718900618 (OP)
A MINGUSS?????

>>718900618 (OP)
Mingus Bingus Reedus

BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS

>Mingus Lucien Reedus
the middle name unironically saves it and loops back around to being kino

>>718900618 (OP)
Ok, but what did the woman do to provoke him?

>>718901964
made fun of his name

>>718900618 (OP)
>and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.
ooh, a bodyslam, the best move you can use

>>718900618 (OP)
Noooo not mingus chingus. Not the hecking bingus wangus. The wholesome crungus dungus.

>wife asks what are you laughing at on the phone?
>lmao this dude's name is Mingus Reedus
>she scrolls for a bit
>"maybe it was just a misunderstanding, obviously they were doing drugs but it seems like things got out of hand and he probably didn't mean to do that"
FUCK YOU BITCH I'M NOT GETTING KEKED BY MINGUS

Not that I dont enjoy the entire internet clowning on this guy for his stupid fucking name

But seriously?? This thread has 0 relevance to /v/

>>718902229
MINGUSED

>it's his real name
lmao

>>718900918
>reedus
>reedsus
>reed sus
>red sus
:O

mingus bingus reedus

>>718900618 (OP)
>i’m here with a very special guest tonight, mingus dringrus

he's tall or sam porter bridges is a manlet?