Death Stranding is boring
The son of “The Walking Dead” star Norman Reedus’ and former Victoria’s Secret model Helena Christensen was arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman in Chelsea early Saturday, police and sources said.
Mingus Lucien Reedus allegedly punched the woman to wake her up before choking her and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:00:42 AM
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>What if... instead of fighting we were all connected 'n shiet
Bravo Kojimbo you are truly a visonary
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:00:46 AM
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Was part of the Death Stranding contract that kojimbo gets to name his child as well?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:02 AM
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>>718901081
Surely there is more to the story. Is Chelsea a nice neighborhood?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:19 AM
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>>718900618 (OP)
Norman Reedus and the Mingus Fetus
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:39 AM
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>>718900671
I bet he takes it in the ass.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:03:41 AM
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>>718900753
Sounds like a name Kojima would give to a character that’s literally just a saxophone made flesh and haunted by war trauma.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:04:43 AM
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>>718900618 (OP)
>Mingus Reedus
Why are celebrities like this?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:04:44 AM
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scrimmy mingus and the crungy justice system
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:06:31 AM
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>>718901043
>>718900618 (OP)
Americans are funding a genocide and this is what they care about. I cannot wait for Yellowstone to erupt.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:07:52 AM
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>>718900838
Yes, I make a point to stay there whenever I go to NYC. It's mostly coffee shops and small art galleries.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:08:40 AM
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Shoulda done a Norman Reedus Fetus Deletus
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:11:04 AM
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>>718900618 (OP)
brb naming my kid Sun Ra instead
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:22:41 AM
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BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS
BINGUS BINGUS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:25:04 AM
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>Mingus Lucien Reedus
the middle name unironically saves it and loops back around to being kino
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:26:21 AM
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>>718902073
>>718900618 (OP)
Ok, but what did the woman do to provoke him?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:30:09 AM
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>>718900618 (OP)
>and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.
ooh, a bodyslam, the best move you can use
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:31:04 AM
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>>718900618 (OP)
Noooo not mingus chingus. Not the hecking bingus wangus. The wholesome crungus dungus.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:32:09 AM
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>>718902328
>wife asks what are you laughing at on the phone?
>lmao this dude's name is Mingus Reedus
>she scrolls for a bit
>"maybe it was just a misunderstanding, obviously they were doing drugs but it seems like things got out of hand and he probably didn't mean to do that"
FUCK YOU BITCH I'M NOT GETTING KEKED BY MINGUS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:34:01 AM
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Not that I dont enjoy the entire internet clowning on this guy for his stupid fucking name
But seriously?? This thread has 0 relevance to /v/
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:37:53 AM
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he's tall or sam porter bridges is a manlet?
