Thread 718905014

another day spent lying in bed for 12+ hours browsing /v/ on my phone instead of playing video games

Can i crush your balls?

Can i lick your feet?

>>718905014 (OP)
do you have a job?

>>718905059
why
>>718905224
why

get off the phone, faggot

>>718905014 (OP)
How do you squeeze 12 hours out of this board wtf

>>718905239
It would be fun, squeezing your balls is pretty fun

the people have spoken

>another day spent lying in bed for 12+ hours browsing /v/ on my phone instead of playing video games
https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

You should try picking up a gacha

>>718905467
I hate gachas

>>718905014 (OP)
Just uninstall YouTube from your phone. I did because I decided to boycott it for a while, and I will keep it off even when I'm done with this.

I make $3700 in NEETbux a month and haven't gone outside in a month.

>>718905239
Cuz you're a goddess.

Yeah bro your brain is dopamine fried.

>>718905014 (OP)
Are you waiting for your dad to die from cancer before you troon out? You didn't answer me last time.

>>718905981
how

>>718905981
that's more money than I've ever made in my life

>>718906487
>>718906492
>get a good job
>go on disability
>free money for 2 years

>>718906563
I've never had a job in my entire life

>>718905348
>>718905440
Panty is so incredibly good she doesn't even need porn now that we canonically have seen her vagina. Also anyone noticed Stocking is getting sidelined hard this season whereas Panty has all the best scenes?

>>718905014 (OP)
Could've spent 12+ hours getting prone boned by me instead.

>>718906563
>get a good job
that's the first problem
you need an education for that, so that's a minimum of 4 years + a crippling debt you'll spend the rest of your life trying to pay off

>>718907532
I paid off my education within a year of graduating.

>>718905467
you should try killing yourself

>>718907719
you made 500k in a year?
then you're in the top 1% of people in the world

>>718907789
No I started at like $55k

>>718907838
you paid under 55k for 4 years of university?

>>718907964
$64k total, and I worked jobs throughout to pay it down while attending school

Hi hello, ball crusher anon here. Whatcha doing

>>718908027
i guess you're not from murica then, good for you

>>718906805
Stocking was sidelined hard in the original too, I think she only had two segments that focused on her. I've long since accepted it's the Panty showing featuring Stocking.

>>718905348
>Goth with big tits
Panty really just never had a chance

>>718908069
what

>play vidya all day
>feel bad
>check v
>it's full of anons who feel bad for not playing vidya
huh
grass is greener or something

>>718909914
why do you feel bad playing vidya

>>718905662
you just going to find another way to waste time

>>718905232
It's Saturday, dude.

>>718910009
feels like wasting life or something idk

>>718910419
KILL YOURSELF NISIOSIN GTFO

>phone
you didn't browse /v/.

>>718905014 (OP)
have you tried not doing that?
I spent like 8 hours today having severe catastrophic crippling panic attacks, like real hardcore ones extremely bad, and i still managed to play Dune for a couple hours, one map of fire emblem and half of the genshin event before my mental illness turned the day into excruciating hell, you cant let it win

hey 3700 neetbux guy you better not go outside or someone who works themselves half to death every fucking day three jobs to barely scrape past 1k a month might throw a brick at you

>>718911114
I just don't have the energy to actually play anything
or attention span or motivation
but I don't want to do anything else either
so I just lie here

>Try out 20 games I never played because I never had the money which I was a teenager
>Realize most video games in a genre have similar gameplay to each other
Sad. The 360/PS3 generation has homogenized most games.

>>718912102
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718905014 (OP)
die

>>718912135
toxochadmosis*

>>718912613
Chads pass on their genes.

>>718912719
Yup, Toxochads pass on their genes while non-toxosissies get into chastity cages and fap to sissy hypno.