Thread 718906087

Was it really that bad?

7/10 is passable but otherwise unremarkable so yeah that's fair. It's just a meh action game with a nonsense AI generated Nier auto tomato storyline

>>718906087 (OP)
Why the fuck do you care what Mollie Taylor of all the trannies at PC gamer thinks?

>deducted points for sexualization
in reality it's an 80 or an 8/10.

>>718906087 (OP)
His wife

>>718906087 (OP)
Yeah, Koreans can't make good games so they have to resort to using coomerbait

>>718906380
Mac|ejNow|cki and Eve forever

>>718906405
Perfect wife, Stellar Blade

The gameplay is mediocre but its fun to jerk off to it, solid 7

No bad is a 4/10. 5 is mediocre. Stellar Blade was a 6 and that’s fine. Get your numbers straight

>>718907203
I'm her real husband

>>718907217
Stellar blade

>>718906087 (OP)
It wasn't that good.

>>718906087 (OP)
Yes. There is a reason why only one thing gets brought up in regarding to this game. How hot girl is and trannys seething about it.
It's absolutely shit action game. Worse version of Nier. Story is dogshit and zero memorable characters outside of how hot female mc is.

Remove attractive female lead and/or controversy about it (seething trannys), and literally nobody would give a single shit for this slop.
It's a game made by people whose video game catalouge comes down to gacha slop png collector that is AI generated, and it shows. I dare say this game is worse than their gacha one as it has way worse writing somehow.

Does her face move?
I haven't played this game, but every video and screenshot I've seen on /v/ she just looks like an expressionless doll
And is it a she? It's a robot right?

>>718908015
zoomer, Bloodrayne existed before you were born

It's honestly a 7/10 tops, the gameplay is mediocre af

>>718906087 (OP)
>femoid "journalist" seethes at attractive women
lmao

>>718908015
>Worse version of Nier
SB isn't that good, but assuming you're talking about Automata it's better than that.

>>718906087 (OP)
Good action
I found it more engaging than Rebirth just because it was more fun to actually play
Story is... Alright
The monster designs are top-tier, like genuinely great if you're into /3/ creatures n shit

>>718906087 (OP)
If you remove the ass the game is soulless yes. With AI you can generate whatever you want so don’t need to play slop for this

>another soulsslop clone
>another dmc slop clone
Yeah, gooks and chinks can't make video games

>>718909358
You sure it's you who isn't slop with an outlook so cheap, even on AI?

>>718906087 (OP)
it's amazing if you believe the people who only judge a game based on how the main character looks, i.e. this entire retarded fucking board

>>718906087 (OP)
It's not bad it's just really short. The two desert areas are cancer though

>>718907058
I don't know who that is.

>>718906087 (OP)
It's a 7/10 at best

t. 100% it on steam

>>718906087 (OP)
globohomo game journo's, news at 11.

>>718906087 (OP)
>Was it really that bad?
The only issue they have is with the main character's design, similar to how Aloy from HZD is the main issue with that game.
If Eve looked like Aloy, there would be no issues with StellarBlade in their eyes.

>>718906087 (OP)
No. It was a strictly average ~75 game that was elevated to "amazing" status by retards that deluded themselves. They really believed that if the game "BTFO" the left leaning prudes, the game is automatically 10/10. That's not how reality works.

>>718908015
Based post

>>718908786
Whats ye point Boomer? There are good coomer games (heavy metal fakk, drakan) and there are shit coomer games. And if it's corean, you can bet your ass that the coomer aspect will be tuned to maximum while the rest is shallow or basic shit.

>>718911405
and there's a whole spectrum between shit game and good game
it's not godlike, It's just a decent game. the Coomer argument is what paid marketers labeling themselves as journalist want you to pick while constantly implying that you cannot enjoy a good looking game yet alone character because somehow you'll turn into sex slave fapping 24/7

>>718906087 (OP)
>Mollie
Answer is no because reviewer is either a woman or worse, a tranny.

Easy 9/10

>>718909358
Nah she still has great tits, unlike 2B who is all ass. Eve is just hotter all around in fact.

>>718906405
Actually I'd give it a point for sexy women, so in reality it's a 6/10

Side quests are lame.
Main story is ok so far (just about to go to the final area or whatever).
Combat is fine.
Visuals are good.
75 minimum.
68 is just because they hate attractive female characters.

>>718906087 (OP)
Pretty funny how /v/ was gaslight by youtubers into defending a generic korean action game thinking that they were owning the trannies while the official Stellar Blade account was retweeting Sphere Hunter playing the game.

>>718909986
>If Eve looked like Aloy, there would be no issues with StellarBlade in their eyes.
Yes because nobody would even know the game exists.

>>718908015nah I've seen discussions praising both the soundtrack and combat.
Biggest issue is probably that you simply can't discuss the game here with the constant bot spam.

>>718912405
Game?

Just finished my 5th playthrough due to all the new updates. Game's solid and it makes faggots seethe. Soulstrannies mad as hell it's not another rollslop simulator.

>>718906174
I completely agree with the 7/10. I think it's a decent game. It has great soundtracks (best part about this game), good gameplay, good character design (second best part), and that's pretty much it. Everything else is either mediocre or shit. Side quests and other side activities for example. They're so unbelievably shit. The only thing worth doing is collecting soda can for outfits, everything else is forgettable. Story is so mid, i just don't give a shit about it anymore after half way through. Most characters are also mid with the exception of Lily. She's the most interesting character of them all. Eve is probably one of the worst. She's like a female version of Aiden Pearce. Raven is kinda mid villain. Not bad and not good either. Pretty samey like other mind fucked villains, like Sephiroth, for example. Honestly, i would give it an 8 out of 10 if the game has better characters and story. And 9 out of 10 for better side activities. 10/10 if it has sex mode.

So, overall, a decent game. Definitely worth buying at a discount price.

>>718906087 (OP)
-7 is pretty fair for it. Super mid game with slightly above average visuals that gooners and /pol/niggers that don't even play games turned into a culture war issue.

>>718908141
>Does her face move?
No.

>Mollie Taylor

At least is appears to be an actual woman and not a troon

>>718906087 (OP)
Too high for this floaty hack and slash coomfest bereft of any creativity and original ideas.

>>718908141
>It's a robot right?
She's 100% human

>>718914081
so it was just envy?

Adam's English voice acting alone subtracts 10 pts

It's A on F-A+S scale, excellent game, only losing points because the desert zones feel like boring drawn out padding, if it had less of that and more setpieces it'd be perfect.

>>718906087 (OP)
This is such an obvious attempt at trying to sabotage the median score by modern american post-wall female journalists for daring to feature actual, fuckable women instead of disgusting hamplanets.

>>718914081
Who cares, she's post-wall and not in her physical prime so everything she says should not be taken seriously

>>718906087 (OP)
I only played the demo but it felt a bit jank and the exploration bit was boring af.
>locking a door and putting the "solution" 2 meter around the corner
Might as well not have "puzzles" if they're dumbing shit down so much.

>>718907203
>mediocre
what's a good gameplay according to you?

>>718906087 (OP)
Is literally nicer automata but 2b has a nigger ass and the game focus on her ass at every possible moment
Basically nier automata for americans and blacks

>>718906087 (OP)
If you have put any stock at all in game journo opinions since the five guys saga, cuphead tutorial or polygon doom gameplay all happened in the span of a few years then you are low IQ gutter trash for keeping their websites alive. Arguably even before that. Literally who cares what they have to say? They aren't the authority on the subject. They are millennials and gen xers without a hint of talent that couldn't hack it being journos for any other industry and use their platform to promote propaganda.

>>718906087 (OP)
The story is beyond terrible but the gameplay makes up for it. Certainly not a 6.8, more of like a 7.5... but yea.

>>718906087 (OP)
>console exclusive is praised as the second coming of christ
>releases on PC
>oops its actually a mediocre unplayable piece of trash and console babies just didn't know any better
A tale as old as time.

>>718916667
I tried playing it, it really is just trash.

>>718916782
>tranime
oh no no no xister

>>718907260
This is canon

>>718916738
The purpose of this game was marriage, that's it. You don't get it

>>718917285
Let me guess, gacha nikke-nigger?

>>718912351
this lmfao

gookshit goonslop nier automata

>>718906087 (OP)
It’s a 7/10 game but in journo terms that would equate to 88/100

Eve is hot but her game is boring

>>718918239
>>718917285
>>718916839
>>718916636
>>718913582
You never played it, sour grapes

>>718918239
She is married.

>>718906087 (OP)
5/10 but the mc being hot makes it a 7/10

>>718918605
>couldn't even stomach playing the game twice
Okay kid

It's spiritually a Chinese ripoff of Nier: Automata in both story and gameplay, even if it's not made in China.

>>718919956
Why say Chinese ripoff?
Why not just say Korean ripoff?

>>718906087 (OP)
I dodge a bullet thanks to denuvo. Basically anything with denuvo means shit. I bought wuchang instead and it was good.

>>718906087 (OP)
The actual game is bad, yes.

>>718914795
Let me guess. You've never touched or even seen a human vagina in person. I bet your mom had a c section. That's how pussy depraved you are.

>>718908015
>Played it because my friend who only plays gachas and grinds una musume and gbf nonstop all day bought it on our shared library
You might make a point

>>718919956
>>718920845
Virtuos employs a lot of asian folks so yes its more or less a chinese coded game.

>>718920845
Because it's more insulting.

>>718921092
Why are you trying to claim a game made in Korea is Chinese, that’s really weird dude
>>718921114
How is it an insult, Korea and China have been ripping off other countries for centuries

>>718921253
Virtuos main office is in singapore which is southeast asia/chinese central.

>>718906087 (OP)
played the demo and the animation locking with every attack really ruins the game.
It's pretty clear the devs care more about style over substance.
A shame too cause it'd be a pretty good game otherwise.

>>718921365
So tax breaks means you’re a different ethnicity?

Most annoying english VAs of all time

1. male V Cyberpunk 2077
2. Adam Stellar Blade
3. male Lone Wanderer Fallout 4

>>718906087 (OP)
>Years after game release
>Another spike in popularity after PC port release
>I've still seen zero webms of actual gameplay, other than the typical clips of her in an idle animation with her butt being the focus
Yeah, it sucked. Shills avoided posting gameplay for a reason.

>>718906087 (OP)
She's not even that fucking hot. Goddamn Koreans can't make a female character that doesn't look like she's made of plastic.

>>718922526
Anon, I…

>>718906087 (OP)
-10 for not enough niggers
-10 for attractive women

After negating the modern review bias it's firmly in the top 20% of games.

>>718906087 (OP)
The writing was on the wall that the game was probably never very good. But I'll pick up this K slop regardless when there is a discount. China and Korea are just the 'non woke' slop factories of the game industry now. Which satisfies the abysmal taste of /v/. But gaming journos praised equally generic Korean games like Lies of P, so there's probably some double standards.

>>718906087 (OP)
No, if you are not some deranged leftists and actually play the game will love it.

remembering when people like Grummz were championing this extremely 7/10 game as the "saviour of gaming" because it just made him coom
i played through the game and enjoyed it decently enough, but it got repetitive after a while and i don't see myself playing it again. i really like hot bitches with big tits and i prefer that over big fat black non binary Concord esque character designs. but its not enough to make me think higher of a game i found ultimately passable

I've beaten two Alpha Neutibas and I think I might hate this game. Movement feels terrible and combat is not very good. It has crazy recovery on too many moves. Fighting multiple enemies sucks. Sidequests are terrible, world is full of useless shiny baubbles that are supposed to be "rewards". Story and characters are bad, voice-acting is either bland (Adam/Eve) or too anime (Lily). Music is good and it looks alright.

I went in expecting the game to have great combat and mediocre everything else. But it has mediocre combat and bad everything else.

>>718923875
>7/10 is passable
Huh, I think we need to bring back 5 star ratings because this IGN shits ridiculous

>>718906087 (OP)
It's chinkshit. Its only selling point is "Wow! butt in tight spandex!"

>>718924120
i include every factor of the game in that rating so some of those points are for its presentation, polish, tits etc. from a pure gameplay point, i'd probably lower it to 6. maybe i shouldn't have said "passable", i liked it enough, but not enough to want to play it again any time soon if at all.

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>>718907352
I kneel.

>>718906087 (OP)
I played the demo several times, seems like an awesome game, I just won't pay EIGHTY euros for it

>>718924074
>It has crazy recovery on too many moves.
Stop spamming M1 and start paying attention to enemy tells.
>Fighting multiple enemies sucks.
You're meant to use skills to clean them up.

>>718906087 (OP)
It wasn't that bad but it wasn't that great either.

>>718906087 (OP)
>mollie taylor
Probably a tranny.

Are there any other games with the same kind of sex appeal that aren't just gacha shit

>>718906087 (OP)
I enjoyed playing it a lot less than Nier. Being stuck with one weapon was lame, it felt like you couldn’t do any damage without spending your special meters and the gun gameplay was an afterthought that didn’t mesh well with the action. Yes the sexy outfits were nice, but that doesn’t make playing the game more fun, it just makes it more enjoyable to stare at Eve’s ass during boring cutscenes.

>>718906087 (OP)
Its only remarkable feature was how much it was shilled by horny chuds who claimed that thanks to that "gaming is le healing". People who actually played the game noted it was a mediocre Nier Automata clone. Like even the gooning was better in Nier Automata, much less everything else.

I NEED TO SEE EVE TAKE BIG BLACK COCK AND HAVE MIXED BABIES

I think 7.5 is fair. It's a first AAA outing from a company and I think all the major pieces are solid but they just aren't fit together well.

>>718906087 (OP)
it's pretty meh, not great but not bad either. The story tries its best to be more than surface level, but I didn't particularly care about it. The combat is solid and can be pretty challenging timing your dodges and parries but at the same time it's pretty basic and having only one weapon gets stale pretty fast, you barely ever need the drone outside of the forced segments.

7/10, people came for the fanservice and stayed for the fanservice.

>>718906087 (OP)
Its alright, liberals just have to act like its the worst thing ever because of the gooner fiasco

>>718930258
Lily sexo, it's a shame she didn't get as many fan service shots

>>718906087 (OP)
No, it's a really solid game. It's not perfect but I'd probably give it an 8.5/10.