Thread 718914016

>coworker sees you doing dailies in your gacha
>”Uhmm aren’t those girl a little young?”

How do you reply to her so you dont look creepy?

>>718914016 (OP)
Don't know. A little young for what? I think they look cute.

>>718914016 (OP)
if i see a coworker playing games instead of doing their job, i report them to their supervisor

>>718914170
This
Btw im jewish

>>718914063
>too young to flaunt their asses in skimpy swimsuits. I'm going to HR!
what's your next move?

>>718914198
Probably just ignore her. If I was REALLY paranoid then I might make sure the account is bound to something and delete the game so I can call her a fucking liar that's trying to sabotage me

>>718914016 (OP)
Probably lie to her and tell her they're 26 and 22 years old, respectively.

>>718914347
No use, they LOOK younger than her so numbers don't mean shit

>>718914382
I'd beat her at her own game then. I'd accuse her of being a racist because she thinks asians who "look younger" don't deserve love and appreciation.

>>718914593
Ok good luck I'm sure the woman and the HR department (women) will give a shit about this logic and concede defeat

>>718914016 (OP)
I love 2D art they don't have 'insert whatever deformity she has'. It is unrealistic but pretty to look at. Then you turn it off, smile directly at her and look away while holding the smile.

>>718914593
>>718914063
>>718914347
>Using logic on a woman

>>718914016 (OP)
I only draw naked little girls at work, so they must be blind.

>>718914170
"teacher anon is passing notes" aka the social retard of the office, we had one that wrote down everyone names that was vaping weed.

hr just sent everyone a reminder text not to do it at work and we all knew who the cunt was after. She was then shocked when no on wanted to talk/help or teach or anything lmao.

>>718914016 (OP)
>Stop peeking at my phone you fucking weirdo.

>>718914016 (OP)
"Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking nigger"

>>718914198
I go to HR before her and inform them that a coworker is harassing me.

>>718915167
Puniru said this.

>>718915167
>>718915209
Which vtuber is this?

>>718915314
The channel is dead, it was a temporary little thing Terry tried out a while back

>>718914016 (OP)
>bazinga!

>>718914016 (OP)
Bash his skull with the phone until he stops moving

>>718915314
Puniru is a nigger so she can say it.

>>718914909
For me it’s “45 seconds gliding on Sekret”

>>718914016 (OP)
Rape her to prove I am not a pedo

>>718914016 (OP)
>>coworker sees you doing dailies in your gacha
>He sees two of the girls have nigger asses
>>”Uhmm are black?”

>>718914016 (OP)
>"Nah, it's just a stylistic thing. Animation does away with wrinkles and stuff that makes people look more mature. That reminds me [irrelevant topic change] did you see the new Naked Gun? Liam Neeson did a great job, but he can never replace Leslie Nielson."

I hope I save some autist's job with this basic script.

>>718914016 (OP)
"Don't be racist"

Mods should finally make a board for gachas

Im tired seeing this low-effort copy pasted moon-faces every damn time i opne /v/

>>718914016 (OP)
Just yesterday I got literally rejected by a girl who I was dating, because she "thought" about it and the fact that I had initially approached her 19 year old friend gives her the ick (even though we wouldn't even have gotten to know each other if I hadn't done that and waiting for us to kiss to come up with that "realization" is fucked up women logic).

>>718916650
make your own twitter if you hate it here so much

>>718914016 (OP)
>did you just assume their gender and age you bigot?
you'll be met with a deer in the headlights look I assure you

They are fictional

>>718914016 (OP)
>"It's okay, I'm Jewish."

>>718916721
No you won't
If you think that you can flip the script on people like that then you are a moron, they do not give a shit about the word bigot coming from you

>>718914170
Ok, Dwight

>>718916814
it will if I just blurt out "I'm trans and Jewish" then get them fired for being literally Hitler to me

>>718914016 (OP)
"outta ten"

>>718914016 (OP)
young ? those are hag in anime value

>>718916716
You are the parasites not me
I was here before you zoomers came ehre and poisened this board with this smooth-brain shit
>OH LET ME GAMBLE DO GET ANIME CARDS/CHARACTERS
>Gameplay?
>WHO CARES I WANT SOME ANIME GIRLS

>>718916712
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>718917636
I want you to know, that this is an incredibly not normal thing to say.

>>718916194
Father Grigori if he was a dirty kebab

>>718914016 (OP)
Gaslight her

>>718917901
It's hard to think of any situation where this shit isn't the right answer

>>718917636
Not anymore
Japan has cucked out

>>718916712
Let me guess, the girl in question is no older than 25?
>EWW YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER YOUNG ADULT, TOO? SICK FUCK!

Kill myself for playing gacha.