Thread 718915818

What do you think of bayonetta?

>>718915818 (OP)
Beautiful.

>>718915818 (OP)
8/10 game held back by retarded game design decisions like QTEs and hidden verses

>>718915818 (OP)
7/10 game becomes a 10/10 the instant you unlock the Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa.

>>718915818 (OP)
She was sexier when she was 12

>>718915818 (OP)
To this day I've never beaten Bayo 1 past my initial playthrough or normal and don't know anything other than PKP and Kilgore glitch

>>718915818 (OP)
She is one sexy female, also 100% straight btw.

>>718916542
I don't know about 100%
She would probably fuck anything that can consent

>>718917349
Bayo is actually pure. She just has style.

>>718917424
she definitely masturbates with her guns

>>718915818 (OP)
>Helena peaced out
>Atsuko passed away
>Viola exists
>Plapinum going tits up
>Bayo dead
>nobody played Cereza
The future of the series looks grim.

>>718917537
Masturbation isn't inherently impure.

>>718916237
I'm more interested in a sequel to this than the main series.

>>718917548
Viola isn't bad, she just has a fashion sense of a teen.

>>718916387
Learning the moves is fun. Just play angel slayer and read the move list. Accessing training mode is dumb in 1 though. There should be an option from the menu but you have to hit - on a loading screen and the dummy is just one Affinity.

>>718915818 (OP)
She's better with 1o+inch futacock

>>718917548
>>Plapinum going tits up
wait what

>>718917627
I went in thinking Viola was gonna be insufferable but honestly she wasn't that bad at all despite her ugly design. Bayo 3 just had a bad aesthetic all around, fucking daily dose main color scheme, ugly gray and brown stages, alternate universe Bayo designs were way too cluttered and overdesigned. I didn't like Bayo 2 as a game but at least visually it was nice and pleasant to look at.

>>718920595
I stand by the idea of her looking 'fine' in Bayo 1 or 2, 3 everyone is rendered like a leathery senior that finished tanning.

>>718919554
There was a mass exodus of staff, a lot of the bigger names are gone.

>>718915818 (OP)
When does the 2nd and 3rd game come on PC?

Other than that, we need more games where the movements are extremely fluid and diverse.
I don't give a shit about balance & skills, so long as it looks good and is fun to play.

>>718915818 (OP)
The games got progressively worse. Not wort playing past 1.

>>718920861
>muh big names!
Ok, Kojima cocksmoker. Go learn how video game development works before you embarrass yourself further.

>>718921042
2 is perfectly emulatable on Cemu, runs and looks like a dream.

>>718921042
>When does the 2nd and 3rd game come on PC?
Both were funded by Nintendo so never

>>718921760
The first wasn't?

>>718921346
>>718921042
I finished it on Ryujinx with no issues.

>>718921957
The first one was only on PS3 and 360 originally. It didn't get a Wii U port until 2 released and they were bundled together.

1 is tightly designed and rewards high skill but is bogged down by the gimmick sections, and the instadeath QTEs annoy first-timers.
2 has less to offer in staying power and boils down to witch time spam at all skill levels, but the gimmicks are shorter and more polished and the QTEs are easy, so it's a better experience for people who just coast through once and never pick it up again.
The demon slave stuff killed my interest in 3 so I never played it.

>>718922390
Demon slave is fun but there are redundant ones, even worse with the weapons, there are a lot of them you can totally ignore.

>>718922390
The Demon Slave stuff in 3 is really fun, very different from 1 and 2 . My favorites are the train and the clock tower.

I can't believe Luca got to deflower a virgin Bayonetta (the Cereza version) just because she saved herself for when he unintentionally groomed her past Cereza self and is the reincarnation of her first teenage love.

>>718922696
Pretty expected when you think about it, isn't it? DMC is about heroism, love and friendship, Bayonetta is about the same too.
Balder best dad

Dropped the series after seeing Rodin's rape animation. I'm so sick of Japs being a bunch of cucks for jigs.

>>718922538
For me it was picrel

>>718922538
Madam Butterfly and Gomorrah are my favorites. Nice and simple. Slapping medium sized enemies around with Butterfly is too fun.

>>718920595
Awful design and awful gameplay. They got swordplay right in Bayo 1 with shuraba. Viola's controls are a mess and had to be patched to even be playable for the average player.

>>718923274
A what animation?

>>718923405
The attack where he just about one shots her in his boss fight.

>>718915818 (OP)
Bayo 1 = 10/10
Bayo 2 = 8.5/10
Bayo 3 = 7.5/10
Cereza and the Lost Demon = 10/10

>>718924008
Ah, that innuendo? That's just posing. Rodin would never do anything untoward to her, or to humans in general, that'd be fully OOC for him.

>>718924145
Guy is scarred by J. Ulmer posting.

>>718915818 (OP)
QRD on 3?

>>718920595
You can thank the director for that. What a massive hack and I don't know how but he just feels like he's woke af when I saw him in the interview with kamiya.

Worse still, he quit PG and followed kamiya into capcom.

I will forever laugh at people who wanted bayonetta to be gay
you lost