Thread 718916575

Give sparkly me! Give twinkly me!
Me *caw* you - trade! Trade!
Give me Sparkly-Twinkly!

Do I sculpt the penis

>>718916575 (OP)
I'd pump her rum. I'd give her my warm and soft.

>tfw you learn the sparkly twinkly bitch isn't a crow and it's just a erroneous assumption everyone collectively made
The biggest video-game Mandela Effect

>>718917047
You're exaggerating. Her being a crow is a valid assumption. She crows and caws in her dialogue. Also, I'd pickle her pee.

>>718916575 (OP)
>Ravens are about as smart as a 7yo
>You need to have an erudition level of a 7yo to understand speeches of american presidential candidates
hmmmm

>>718917047
No, she is a crow. She's just hiding in her nest, because she is scared, but not scared enough to not be willing to trade.

>>718917276
You think she voted for a Fascist?

>>718917047
>caws
>likes sparking objects
>several real-life cases of owners training crows to collect valuables or money in exchange for stuff
>the fucking eggs
i saw the video. she's a crow

>>718917490
Also
>a giant ass crow appears like 10 feet from her nest

so what do pickle-pee and pump-a-rum mean?

I DEMAND A WEIRD CORVID LOVING GF IMMEDIATELY

>>718916967
>>718917163
Why was she invisible?

>>718917163
Pumping her rump!

>>718917693
i'd rather date the bird

>>718917693
>not a weird , loving corvid gf

>>718917895
you can't fuck a crow, anon