Thread 718919230

1 - Pathologic 2 (2019) – Ice-Pick Lodge
2 - Disco Elysium (2019) – ZA/UM
3 - Manhunt (2003) – Rockstar North
4 - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (2010) – IO Interactive
5 - Shenmue (1999) – Sega AM2
6 - The Witness (2016) – Jonathan Blow
7 - Silent Hill 2 (2001) – Team Silent
8 - Dear Esther (2012) – The Chinese Room
9 - Journey (2012) – thatgamecompany
10 - Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (2002) – Silicon Knights

>>718919230 (OP)
>i pretend to be le drunk xD!

legit cringe

why would i care about his video game opinions when hes too stupid to understand movies

>>718919290
>i pretend to be le sober xD!

legit pathetic

>>718919380
because the list is fake and the drinker part is to trick you and similar low IQ monkeys into responding, which it successfully did

>Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Stopped reading here

I don't even dislike the game, but having it anywhere near your top 50, let alone top 5, means your opinion is not worth trusting.

>>718919230 (OP)
All legitimacy goes out the window the second someone posts his irl visage on the internet.

>>718919380
which movie didn't he understand? I'm interested to know if he shat on a legit good movie, or if you are just crying because he shat on your favorite capeshit slop

This is actually a solid list.

>>718919230 (OP)
kek, he looks like a twink version of soi kratos

>>718919230 (OP)
The absolute gayest list ever. He should kill himself immediately. Now buckle yourselves up for the actual best ten games list ever made. Also, no particular order

Halo 3
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Dark Souls 1
Red Dead Redemption 1
Adventure Quest Worlds
WoW back in the day up to and including WotLK
Minecraft (pre-microsoft)
GTA V (although it's meh for me. I liked IV better)
Fortnite (sadly)

>>718920083
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
stopped reading here
you're retarded

>>718920148
Uhhhhhh ohhhhhh, low T and perhaps even a WOMAN MGS fan detected

You need to have such a low IQ to watch this guy, I can't believe he has adult fans.

>>718919635
I think OP is the same guy from /tv/ who tries to force a somewhat elevated taste in movies on this random eceleb guy, when his actual top 10 is shit like terminator and back to the future. I don't know what his endgame is.

>>718920083
blops 2 was pretty good ngl

>>718920279
IQ 125 reporting in, I unironically watch him because I love seeing people seethe about him for shitting on their favorite slop.

>>718919230 (OP)
>I don't see a problem with sweet baby inc putting token africans in a game that takes place in 8th century scandinavia
why is he like this

>>718920656
>new marvel film... is bad!
wow fascinating, got anything actually interesting to say about good films?
>...
>...
>new star wars show... bad!
yawn

>>718920879
>NOOOO, DON'T POINT OWN DOGSHIT MEDIA TO NORMALFAGS THINK OF THE INVESTORS AIEEEEEE
you will never fathom how much I revel in this

I know a guy in his mid 40s who watches the critical drinker and whenever I think about it I shake my head in pure disgust and contempt. so sad to get that far in life and still be such a dimwit.

>>718920879
>new good old bad
Yes.

>>718920970
I also get disgusted when people with down syndrome don't get more intelligent with age.

>>718920879
But he does that. I watched Extraction, Sisu and those nobody movies because of his recommendation, I had no interest or even heard of them before that and I quite enjoyed them. If those are the movies hes asking for more of then Im asking for more of that too.

>>718919230 (OP)
You can instantly disregard anyone who puts K&L2 on any "best of" list. The game was universally shat on by everyone but pseuds who think putting a shakey camera and a shitty filter on something gives it artistic value.
Not to mention the rest of this list looks like it was made by typing in "top ten smartest games" besides manhunt and K&L which maybe the only things he put on there honestly.

>>718920083
>AQ Worlds

>>718919290
>haggisnig
>not blind drink the moment he rolls out of bed
Not a true Scotsman

>>718920148
Literally the only good game in the list

>>718919230 (OP)
Anyone who liked pathologic is a pseud

>>718919230 (OP)
Ultimate posercore, as to be expected from someone who doesn't actually engage with media beyond farming ragebait and crying about le wokies

>>718920924
He's saying that the videos never say anything new and he repeats the same points almost every single time, once you've seen one of them you've seen them all.

>uses the same fucking unfunny movie clips of a dude shitting or from Spiderman
>sounds obnoxious and retard
>only watches the movie equivalent of AAA trash and repeats the same obvious talking points for each movie
>also a failed director himself if he can even be called that
Why do faggots like this moron again? Fuck why am I even commenting when I couldnt make it past 3 minutes of this e-celeb talking.

>>718920970
I think anyone who uses youtube past music videos and tutorials is, in some major capacity, a spiritually inert mud person. I can't even begin to imagine the lack of inner life you'd need to sit down and watch one of those 2 hour video essays in its entirety.

>>718921328
Proof the subject matter hes discussing changed?

>>718919230 (OP)
Literally who?

>>718921380
I have tinnitus and need background noise

>>718919230 (OP)
He's obsessed with resident evil, fake list.

>>718921342
I like him because he hates what I hate - dogshit movies.

what up with this retard going on full sperg on the new superman?

disney patrolled his videos now lmaooo

>>718921342
This is the worst part of his videos, the guy is so lazy he always uses the same clips every single video. It makes you feel like you're watching the same slop video no matter what movie he's talking about

>>718921503
Don't advertise yourself here you giant larping faggot.

>>718919290
His voice is so annoyingly fake it's fucking unbearable. He also apparently has dogshit taste in games which doesn't surprise me.

>>718921380
>admitting to using youtube tutorials because you are too low IQ to comprehend written instructions on your own
why would anyone who thinks they are smart ever admit to such banalities?

>>718920227
>even a WOMAN
Don't kid yourself, women love MGR

>>718921342
His Ryan Drake books have thousands of 4-5 star reviews, does he even take the YouTube thing seriously?

>>718919230 (OP)
who is this guy and why should I care

>>718921380
Youtube is great for discovery if you manage to avoid the AI sloppa channels that have a nasty habit of front loading the algo. Like a user controlled version of MTV minus the gay reality shit that took it over by the end. You still have the faggot channels like Mr broken smile and co but for the most part you can usually sidestep that crap with enough channel blocking.

>>718921534
And I will continue to like him because he makes all the people that I truly despise seethe endlessly. Your pain is my delight, sloptard-kun.

I'm surprised there's no Star Wars game in there

>>718919230 (OP)
This is one of the worst tastes in videogames i have ever seen.
This dude is a walking cliche.

>>718920148
MGR is one of the most enjoyable games from that generation. Doesn't take itself serious and put its head up its own ass like every other Kojima game. Just a fun little action game with memorable characters.

>>718921668
Enjoy eating shit I guess?

>>718921584
It's interesting you assume I'd use a video as a substitute for anything I could find written instructions for, instead of for the droves of boomer dads who do their troubleshooting for power tools and appliances entirely through the website.

>>718921668
Im not watching your channel and you will never make anything of any artistic value in your entire life. Keep crying about marvel movies when they're on the map and you're less than a spec of shit.

>>718920279
i knew a 35-year old ex-NEET who wasted his entire 20s and early 30s NEETing who watched this guy, he was also obsessed with whiskey and giving me "life advice"

>>718921342
>>718921530
This. Even if you agree with him, you've seen one video you've seen the them all.

>>718919230 (OP)
So he hates video games?

>>718921753
>n-no anon, it's not that I'm like that, ok? i-it's boomers and stuff, n-not me
it's okay to be retarded anon. just make sure to remember that your standards are completely irrelevant to anyone with a functioning brain.

>>718921812
>grifters think its ok to say they like walking sims
/v/ failed in shaming the correct people.

>>718919230 (OP)
>there is this new game, movie
>I am not allowed to like it because
>SON OF A BITCH
>its so woke!!!
>COME ON
>you see my audience when there is a movie or game, I must shit on it because it has the
>MESSAGE
>and also everyone is female and not male
>anyway, go away now

>>718921668
you really think anyone calling this guy a retard is an MCU fanboy?
the point in slop critique is its own form of slop. you will sit through 100s of hours of the exact same thing being said about the MCU over and over again instead of sitting down and watching something good.
you could be watching masterpieces of cinema but you don't because you'd rather watch a retard say the new slop is slop and pat yourself on the back for being so much better than the slop enjoyers. but are you? you're just consuming the run-off garbage of slop. you're basically the third guy in the human centipede but you're smug about eating the shit.

>>718921739
Drinker is eating the shit for me tho
>>718921773
This is what I'm talking about. There is nothing sweeter than the seethe of a low IQ schizo because some internet clown took a fat dump on his favorite slop.

>>718919230 (OP)
I realized he's a legitimate grifter when he started glazing that nigger "spider-man" cartoon movie a couple of years ago.

>>718921996
>Disney makes the same movie 50 times
>Woah this is like....trite...slop even for the lowest common denominator!
>guy makes the same video about the same slop 50 times
>this guy noticed the same pattern as me! We are both intellectuals!
One day you will grow a brain.

>>718921968
This
Retards think they're intellectual cinephiles because they watch fifty identical videos where someone says the latest slop is bad. Anyone could have told you that.

>>718921912
>irrelevant to anyone with a functioning brain
>entirely misconstrues what I was saying
Have a nice day, anon.

>>718919230 (OP)
Shit taste

>>718919230 (OP)
>one game before 2000
No wonder this nigga sticks to movies.

>>718921668
This is horseshoe theory in action.

>>718921968
>>718922187
You are the prime example of seething pseuds who think that people don't watch good movies because of the existence of youtubers who shit on bad movies.
I hope drinker gets even more popular. He's doing god's work.

>>718922152
>Drinker makes the same critique 50 times
>this guy makes the same thing 50 times! I noticed it, that means I am an intellectual
lmao brainlets like you are so cute

>>718922398
This, the fact that he makes people seethe is a sign that he's right

>>718919230 (OP)
That's not a gamer top 10 it's a contrarian top 10

>>718921968
>you're basically the third guy in the human centipede but you're smug about eating the shit.
Kek, good example

>>718919230 (OP)
>Dear Esther
This entire list sounds like some pretentious faggot made a list about games he heard were made for high IQ people

>>718919230 (OP)
For how much of a Resident Evil mark people have told me he is, I find this list hard to believe

>>718919230 (OP)
Tell this commie cocksucker, that disco fagglysium is not a russian game

Everything else is a shit taste anyway
Like, holy shit
Imagine coming to some cinemaphile space and telling that your favorite movies are, like, XXX 2 (2005), Catwoman (2004) and Garfield (2004)
Like, sure, okay, you do you, but why would anyone fucking care about your dogwater taste for you to show it like that?

>Kane&Lynch 2 over the first one
He's legit retarded

The Critical Drinker's top 10 movies:
1. La Grande Illusion - Jean Renoir
2. Only Angels Have Wings - Howard Hawks
3. 71 Fragmente einer Chronologie des Zufalls - Michael Haneke
4. 蜘蛛巣城 - 黒澤 明
5. Lilja 4-ever - Lukas Moodyson
6. Iron Man - Jon Favreau
7. The Purple Rose of Cairo - Woody Allen
8. Night and the City - Jules Dassin
9. Ace in the Hole - Billy Wilder
10. کیارستمی - کلوزآپ ، نمای نزدیک

>>718919558
>which movie didn't he understand?
The one he wrote the script for LMAO
Which was fucking filled to the brim with ALL the shit he bashes other movies for
Hahahahahahahaha
I'd like him "review" his own movie, that would be fucking hilarious
>uhhhhh guys you see, when I do a girlboss it's complety different

>>718922803
What an aesthete!

I don't trust anyone who says they "enjoyed" Pathologic desu. That game is probably the most disturbing and just downright unpleasant game I've ever played. It's like it was designed to evoke bad feelings in the player.

>>718922872
>The one he wrote the script for LMAO
why did it get review bombed?

>>718921968
>you're just consuming the run-off garbage of slop. you're basically the third guy in the human centipede but you're smug about eating the shit.
This is absolutely perfect

>Got arrested for punching for precocious child once
He’s still kinda based even if this list is shit

>>718922803
kumonosu-jo is kino

>>718922872
you mean the low budget kickstarter movie he co-wrote?
>Which was fucking filled to the brim with ALL the shit he bashes other movies for
the movie was on par with a modern hollywood production?

>>718922632
>>718923074
we did it reddit! we finally found a way to describe the people who laugh at us for eating shit!

>>718921968
To be fair, if the MCU keeps making the same mistakes what else is he going to say as a reviewer?
I personally just stopped watching those movies and by extent reviews of those movies because of the mistakes Disney are making, but he’s a reviewer, so he kind of has to keep talking about them.

>>718923305
>if you call critical drinker bad you MUST love the MCU
you are braindead, but we knew that from the start.

>>718919230 (OP)
>>718919490
>>718922797
Having played kane and lynch 2 for a casual playthrough and couple hours for a speedrun attempt, i can say that it is legimitely one of the worst games made by a established game studio. Enemies will instakill you without doing a melee animation if you get too close. The ai is moronic of course. your guy controls like shit. camera is terrible. The guns feel like shit and are infuriatingly inaccurate.
This fag only played that shit once and put it on his fag list cuz of its bizarre and disturbing presentation.

>>718923396
>If you like to watch people clowning on MCU, you NEVER watch good movies
>royal we
you are a sociopathic brainlet, and it shows

>>718923356
>what else is he going to say as a reviewer?
there's nothing else to talk about? really?
>he kind of has to keep talking about them.
no he doesn't, but it gets clicks from slop enjoyers so he keeps doing it. he's just another slop dispenser in the chain. disney know they're making slop too but it makes money. he's really not any different from the big bad company he relies on for attention.

>>718923063
woke moralists were trying to cancel him

>>718923505
>no he doesn't
Anon, if any of us were in his position we wouldn’t want to give up that kind of revenue stream either.

>>718923505
the big bad company is what spawned him. laughing at slop is noble. getting mad at people for laughing at slop is the way of the seething retard.

>>718923505
>disney know they're making slop too but it makes money
Based on the recent news from Disney themselves, apparently it doesn’t.

>>718919230 (OP)
>more than fifty percent walking simulators and VNs
why would anyone take this fag's opinions on games seriously?

now do a jonathan blow one, op.

>>718923631
that is the most hilarious shit to me
>put women in charge
>they ruin everything
>leave them in charge, ruining everything even more
>after a decade of destruction, shareholders go "maybe we should try to make actual money instead of destroying our cash cow?"
things like this give me hope that the people who rule over us are extremely retarded, and that it will take no effort at all to destroy them forever

>>718923676
it's a fake list designed to bait brainlets like you into replying

>>718919230 (OP)
>movie guy
>likes movie game
checks out
>>718920083
>buckle up
>list of [popular thing]
hilarious

>>718924118
Not an argument. They were just great games too. They became popular because of that.

You mean to tell me you didn't enjoy playing those?

>MFW I just watched Drinker and the EFAP gang reacting to a hate video of himself on Mauler's channel.

He's alright.

>>718924218
NTA but Adventure Quest Worlds was pure slop

Genuinely baffled that he'd praise Disco, I doubt his dimwit shit eater reactionary fanbase would engage with it other than "commie bad"

>>718920083
there are two good games on that list. i will not say which ones, you can just imagine i believe the two you like the least are the best ones.

>it's another ecelebshittery thread on /v/
>BUTT WEIGHT
>it's a /tv/ ecelebshittery thread on /v/
yeah because things were not grim enough as they were so we had to start importing from that shithole

>>718919230 (OP)
>movie critic likes movie games
what a surprise

does anyone have a source for this alleged list? or is this thread just bait?

>>718919230 (OP)
Dear Esther sucks ass.
His list sucks ass.

>>718923894
>it's a fake list
Its not.

>>718925012
source?

The Critical Drinker if he was good

>>718925012
Then were did he publish the list? He hasn't even streamed the games in OP.

>>718919230 (OP)
I'm happy to say I've never played any of those games.

>>718925127
This dude’s videos are unironically great.
The British advert one especially.

>>718919230 (OP)
Holy faggot

>>718920656
Absolute midwit response

>>718924349
I'm a stranger here, anon

>>718919230 (OP)
>haven't played a single one of these games
Where's the Pokemon and Stellar Blade rank on his list?

>>718925083
>>718925150
Its from a paywalled dailywire+ video where ben shapiro interviews him and asks him about his favorite games.

>>718925835
Did you spend time mocking that up from this thumbnail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fts8faU979c

Also unrelated I love that these two catfight all the time

>>718926354
>Did you spend time
I spent far more time going down a rabbit hole leading up to the shopping of that image than the actual act itself. I looked up his wikia page which I was going to link to as the source but then I thought I bet they shit on him and started scrolling. That lead me to learn he was butt buddies with ben shapiro which is when I looked into that and discovered those video thumbnails where they look longingly at each other. Also learned also that people actually pay for daily wire.

>>718920083
Loaded with normalfag shit but I have to give props that BO2 was the COD you picked.

>>718926354
>Also unrelated I love that these two catfight all the time
Forgot to ask, walsh and drinker cat fight?

>>718919546
The most cringe youtubers are the ones who act like they're some epic cool guy and then look like...that.

>>718921697
>Doesn't take itself serious
I've had enough of insincere millenial meta dialogue in media

>>718927157
MGR came out when most millennials were in high school - college, the people that made it were Gen X and baby boomers.

>>718926997
Liker what? Not fat and taller than a doorframe? That OP pic is obviously some shopped shit made by a retard for a thumbnail. You're an idiot.

>>718922525
Lol u mad
>inb4 another reply
Lmao

>>718920148
the fuck? the list is gay but mgr is literally the only good game in there

>>718926854
No Walsh and Shapiro, they're so catty with each other and should just fuck already

nice house