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Anonymous No.718941128 [Report] >>718941369 >>718941828 >>718942685 >>718943461 >>718943491 >>718943747 >>718943937 >>718944974 >>718946256 >>718946603 >>718946608 >>718948376 >>718950189
face it, France is better
Anonymous No.718941369 [Report] >>718942675 >>718943805 >>718944072 >>718945398 >>718948238 >>718950773 >>718952327
>>718941128 (OP)
is napolean won, we'd have a united europe and would be living in a star trek like utopia by now

fuck anglos ruined the world yet again
Anonymous No.718941679 [Report]
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Anonymous No.718941828 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
>Frankfurt is called just "Fra"
Ahistorical piece of shit game.
Anonymous No.718942675 [Report] >>718942910
>>718941369
>is napoleon won
Anonymous No.718942685 [Report] >>718942914 >>718942930 >>718943082
>>718941128 (OP)
Better at sucking cocks, chopping people's heads off, and ruining the planet by creating shitholes like Belgium, Quebec, Haiti, Senegal, and the Ivory Coast? Absolutely.
Anonymous No.718942910 [Report]
>>718942675
that's how Skwisgaar talks
Anonymous No.718942914 [Report] >>718943008
>>718942685
Haiti was the poles fault
Anonymous No.718942930 [Report]
>>718942685
Forgot Poland and Czechia somehow
Anonymous No.718943008 [Report]
>>718942914
Poland is France's fault.
Anonymous No.718943082 [Report] >>718943161
>>718942685
>FrankGODS be like
>contribute the most to art, literature, science, progressivism and culture in all of Europe
>Live a rich and lazy lifestyle eating delicious food
>third worlders and Amerifats seethe at you when you're doing literally nothing
feelsgoodman
Anonymous No.718943161 [Report] >>718943281 >>718943443 >>718943614
>>718943082
>FrankGODS be like
>German
Anonymous No.718943281 [Report] >>718943328
>>718943161
>German
>culture

Pick one
Anonymous No.718943328 [Report]
>>718943281
>German culture
Done
Anonymous No.718943330 [Report]
Castille is God's chosen country
Anonymous No.718943443 [Report]
>>718943161
Poles don't say 'blyat', change it to 'kurwa chuj'.
Anonymous No.718943461 [Report] >>718946335 >>718946841
>>718941128 (OP)
Anonymous No.718943491 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
Hmm, yes, I think I shall take the third option: The nefarious Burgundy
Anonymous No.718943614 [Report] >>718943784 >>718946239
>>718943161
>Germans
>contributing to art or culture
>delicious food
>lazy
Anonymous No.718943747 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
Frisian FreeDUMB
Anonymous No.718943784 [Report] >>718945007 >>718946495
>>718943614
germans were once considered the best artists
Prussia ruined germans
Anonymous No.718943805 [Report]
>>718941369
Libtard utopia
Anonymous No.718943937 [Report] >>718944014 >>718944136
>>718941128 (OP)
It's honestly funny how much of a political clusterfuck Germany was until Unification.
Anonymous No.718944014 [Report]
>>718943937
you mean SOVL
unification was a mistake
Anonymous No.718944072 [Report] >>718944362
>>718941369
This but probably unironically.
>Unified Europe
>End of History liberal state, but with the autists and cucks being curbed by napoleon
>Still pro-colonialism
We could have been Humanities Burden'ing aliens in other galaxies by now
Anonymous No.718944136 [Report]
>>718943937
>be chilling in your comfy castle in your principality with a good deal of rights and independence.
>Suddenly some French sperg comes in and fucks everything up for you
Anonymous No.718944362 [Report] >>718944712 >>718946196
>>718944072
>Europe's monarchy is replaced by Napoleon's mouth breathing brothers

Even inbreeds were better than that. Also Napoleon was one hit wonder, after the "coronation" he went on a never ending losing streak.
Anonymous No.718944712 [Report] >>718945364
>>718944362
>Also Napoleon was one hit wonder
Anonymous No.718944883 [Report] >>718947936
They still didnt fix the Balkans.
Anonymous No.718944974 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
I want to get back to when Gelre was based, and Utrecht were our smelly rivals.
Anonymous No.718945007 [Report] >>718945257
>>718943784
>Prussia ruined germans
No, that's just allied cope from never understanding anything about germans.
Anonymous No.718945257 [Report] >>718950106
>>718945007
Anonymous No.718945364 [Report]
>>718944712
>probably shooting civilians with canons at the 13 Vendémiaire counts as a battle

Yeah a really tough guy..
Anonymous No.718945398 [Report]
>>718941369
Napoleon let the Jews out of the ghetto and allowed them to take part in government, education, media, entertainment, unregulated banking.
The rest is history.
Anonymous No.718946196 [Report]
>>718944362
He won plenty after his coronation but you're onto something, Napoleon was at his best when he was the underdog. After becoming Emperor he became more and more complacent and even sloppy and it started to cost him dearly (such as losing Lannes at Aspern-Essling which was undeniably caused by a fuck-up on Napoleon's part), culminating with Russia where he was at his worst ever and didn't plan for failure in what was probably one of the worst case of victory disease recorded.

People always talk about Ulm or Austerlitz and they're certainly impressive but I reckon his first Italian campaign, as the green General sent on a secondary front during the war of the First Coalition, and his last, as the doomed Emperor making a last stand during the invasion of France after Waterloo, were just better as he was doing so much with so little.
Anonymous No.718946239 [Report] >>718946338 >>718946913
>>718943614
>who are Bach and Beethoven
>what are Bienenstich and Kaiserschmarrn
>what is Prussia or the Protestant work ethic
School yourself, fraud.
Anonymous No.718946256 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
>Those Tirol borders
Anonymous No.718946335 [Report]
>>718943461
I miss him oneybro
Anonymous No.718946338 [Report] >>718946415
>>718946239
>what is Prussia or the Protestant work ethic
cancer
Anonymous No.718946415 [Report]
>>718946338
If "cancer" is how Germany became the world leader in scientific development, then God save "cancer".
Anonymous No.718946495 [Report] >>718946632
>>718943784
Prussia is German art's golden age, retardo.
Anonymous No.718946603 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
I FUCKING LOVE BOHEMIA BROS
I HATE THE HABSBURGS I HATE THE HABSBURGS
Anonymous No.718946608 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
France is way too strong to be fun. At least playing some tiny shithole in HRE can give you a challenge.
Anonymous No.718946632 [Report]
>>718946495
TRVKE.
German art died With Prussia, not To Prussia.
Anonymous No.718946841 [Report]
>>718943461
Who's there?
Anonymous No.718946913 [Report] >>718947080 >>718947145 >>718947529
>>718946239
>>what is Prussia or the Protestant work ethic

More like Max Weber's bullshit 1000 times repeated to make Bismark and the Bongs feel better with themselves

>Industrial revolution starts in Belgium
>Catholic
>Industrial Germany is on the Rhineland and Bavaria
>Catholic
Anonymous No.718947080 [Report]
>>718946913
Industrial revolution started in Britain you absolute mouthbreathing mongol. And the industry is where the coal/iron/lead/sulfur mine are you fucking massive bozo.
Anonymous No.718947145 [Report]
>>718946913
>>Industrial Germany is on the Rhineland and Bavaria
>>Catholic
Who owned the Rhineland in those years?
Anonymous No.718947529 [Report] >>718947710
>>718946913
It is indeed bullshit, but the industrial revolution was nothing to be proud of. Destroyed lots of natural beauty, destroyed agricultural communities, created dangerous slave-like jobs, turned most big cities into shitholes.
Anonymous No.718947554 [Report] >>718947986 >>718948235 >>718948286 >>718948551 >>718948653 >>718951389 >>718954462
Why autists like Prussia so much?
Anonymous No.718947710 [Report]
>>718947529
Yeah, it basically ruined England. It's wild to think that the country that the British Empire exploited and degraded most is Britain itself.
Anonymous No.718947936 [Report]
>>718944883
balkans aren't even fixed IRL
Anonymous No.718947986 [Report]
>>718947554
Having delusions of grandeur while being a dour, perma butthurt loser, it's relatable.
Anonymous No.718948235 [Report]
>>718947554
If by "autists" you mean OCD types, then it's obviously because Prussians were so meticulous about doing everything right.
Anonymous No.718948238 [Report]
>>718941369
If Napoleon won he would have put another one of his retarded relatives in charge of Germany and Russian
Anonymous No.718948286 [Report]
>>718947554
Because Prussia had everything minmaxed...?
Anonymous No.718948376 [Report]
>>718941128 (OP)
I will admit that I don't think any other place on Earth is as accepting of raising another man's children as France
Anonymous No.718948551 [Report] >>718948623 >>718949580
>>718947554
>autists like autism physically manifested as a country
The real question is why type of people like france, england, russia, etc?
Anonymous No.718948623 [Report]
>>718948551
>>autists like autism physically manifested as a country
Nobody was asking about India.
Anonymous No.718948653 [Report] >>718949063
>>718947554
The hipster's third reich.
Anonymous No.718949063 [Report]
>>718948653
Prussia: Soul
NSDAP: Soulless
It's obvious just looking at the eagles.
Anonymous No.718949173 [Report] >>718949359 >>718949994
Does anyone in Germany still identify with Prussia? Is there a Prussian cultural identity or will you get looked at funny if you call yourself Prussian
Anonymous No.718949359 [Report]
>>718949173
One of the Top 3 biggest sports teams in the entire country is literally called Borussia Dortmund.
Anonymous No.718949580 [Report] >>718949842
>>718948551
Chads play Castille/Spain
Anonymous No.718949842 [Report] >>718951440
>>718949580
Spain is certainly a lot more honorable than France.
Anonymous No.718949994 [Report]
>>718949173
Prussia was vilified as the core of German militarism. All the evils of Germany came from Prussia (except Hitler who was Austrian).
Anonymous No.718950106 [Report]
>>718945257
This will never not make me kek.
Anonymous No.718950189 [Report] >>718954491
>>718941128 (OP)
>French when Children seek the holy land
Anonymous No.718950773 [Report]
>>718941369
waterloo was also used to literally buy out the UK through the stock exchange
they've been in ZOG ownership ever since
Anonymous No.718951389 [Report]
>>718947554
The Pr*testant reformation was a mistake, all the evils of centuries afterwards can be traced back to that event. I don't even like Catholics that much but Pr*ts are literally demonic and need to be exterminated to the last along with all their descendant cultures.
Anonymous No.718951440 [Report] >>718951926
>>718949842
>Sells itself out to revolutionary France
>The British wreck them twice at sea
>Get betrayed by the French
>This only happend because the Spanish oh so dearly wanted to invade Portugal
>Come back crawling and bawling for the Anglo's to save them
Anonymous No.718951926 [Report]
>>718951440
>Anglos and Portuguese save them
>while they're at it they also sack and rape the cities they liberate (Ciudad, Badajoz, San Sebastian)
>Spaniards can't do anything but say "t-thanks"
The sheer humilation Spain endured during those years is mind-boggling.
Anonmous No.718952327 [Report]
>>718941369
"Unity" means ruling class are united in fucking over the working class.
Anonymous No.718954462 [Report]
>>718947554
When you're a weeb, the Germany = Prussia frame begins to override the Gemany = Bavaria notion mutts have previously used
Anonymous No.718954491 [Report]
>>718950189
>sold into slavery by (((the merchants)))