Thread 718945441

Look at her stupid fucking face.

MAYBE I'M FOOLISH

>>718945441 (OP)
I liked playing this one. Roaming around ancient alien ruins looking at stuff and shooting things. Then characters would start talking and all my enthusiasm would just drop off the earth.

>>718945441 (OP)
I miss when bioware had top quality trainwrecks.
Barveguard just doesn't have the same staying power

>>718945441 (OP)
>Mess Effect Androgynous
>Anthem
>Dragon Age Veilguard

Why is Bioware allowed to make three flops in a row and remain open?

she cute

>>718946510
SOMEEEE body once told me

Made for BBC
>Big brother cock

>>718946567
Just wait until they make FOUR slops in a row.

>>718946567
Because the name still had some goodwill attached to it, or at least execs thought so
Not a single person from any Bioware game you consider good still works at any of the studios they slapped the Bioware name on

Any good Andromeda mods yet?

>>718946567
It's a rotting ship of theseus.
The name bioware exists for the IPs, but every single aspect of the studio has been replaced.

>>718946573
Proofs?

This game was the exact turning point for western videogames.

It ALL went to shit after this game. This was the proto modern western game.

I stormed out of a gaming group I was in when they got mad at someone for the whole "please be nice, I'm autistic" joke.

More games should let you have interspecies lesbian sex

>>718947519
Gone Homo was the turning point, Andromeda was the harbinger of AAA games with retardedly long development times and fuck all to show for it.
It's insane to think that a game taking that long, spending that much and having such an awful release used to be an outlier.

Now if only Peebee didn't look like blue shrek with facial paralysis

>>718945441 (OP)
my face is tired from... everything

>>718948030
There literally are no good romance options in Andromade.

>>718948138
Cora would be if she didn't look like an old dyke

>>718948030
stop reminding me that peebee used to be considered bizarrely hideous rather than a standard western character.

We're never getting another straight feminine romance option in games, are we, bros?

>>718948258
Sadly mods cannot change facial structure.

>>718948258
>>718948389
Cora reminds me of Sara from Prison Break.

>>718948260
>mfw

>>718947770
Why?

>>718948030
That's just Widowmaker

>>718948478
Holy shit you are onto something anon

>>718947139
Its honesty so depressing to see so many good studios getting ship of Theseus'd out of existance

>>718948138
T U R I A N P U S S Y
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>>718948030
why the fuck did they name her peepee?

>>718946567
>MEA studio shut down
>DAV team fired
>Anthem/ME devs are the core of Bioware
They used to be a pretty large company, but they are down to one single team
There's also Bioware Austin, but they are not long for this world, with SWTOR taken away from them

>>718948874
>will not be featured in this game

>>718948595
Because purple nipples

Something I appreciate about Andromeda is how it's all genuine incompetence at work.
They didn't decide to ruin it out of spite, or have rogue elements try sticking it to their nebulous political enemies, but because they were just too fucking stupid to make it properly.

>>718949231
>They didn't decide to ruin it out of spite, or have rogue elements try sticking it to their nebulous political enemie
You know this how?

>>718949581
The details behind the scenes are well known.
They spent years trying to get the engine to work, failed and ended up with only 2 years dev time. Most of the problems are knock on effects of that. The one outlier is the VAs, which were largely terrible because they blew the budget on two stunt casts and had to have a bunch of literal whos for all the main characters.
The one asshole on staff that ran his mouth trying to piss off consumers ended up getting fired.

>>718948389
>>718948478
>>718948763
This is not bad

I kinda liked the gameplay

>>718950521
People always said the combat is good but I found it a big downgrade from 3. Never made it past the first planet

>>718950673
You didn't use biotic charge followed by ground punch

>>718952143
Can't remember about ground punch but I did use charge, it was much worse than in 3
Can't even properly tell your squad mates to use warp so you can power combo it

>nigger is an actual nigger
What did Bioware mean by this?

>>718952835
You mean the British guy who I can't understand half of what he says?

>>718948138
Cora is the best human romance

Vetra ain't too bad but she's an ugly turian

>>718947139
>Not a single person from any Bioware game you consider good still works at any of the studios they slapped the Bioware name on
False. Patrick Weekes (wrote Jack, Mordin, Tali) still works there and worked on Veilguard

>>718953798
It's Trick, you fucking chud

>>718953798
>After Electronic Arts' restructuring and downsizing of BioWare in January 2025, Weekes posted on Bluesky that they were no longer with BioWare.[11][13][14]

>>718953935
Used to I guess, still, he was there for their latest title

>>718945441 (OP)
All they had to do was make her sexy.
If she were hot many (myself included) would still play a bad game.
Ugly feminists ruin another IP created by white men.
Such is life.

>>718949581
>>718949946
Imagine thinking it was a good idea to put a dev team that previously only made dlc, onto being in charge of a full scale game.

>make new alien
>too manly
>turn him into a faggot

>>718945441 (OP)
Unironically, her face (design, not animations) was one of the least important issues.
In fact, she's fine.

Game's fucking shit though.

>>718946306
MAYBE I'M BLIND

>>718953798
>Mordin, Tali
What the fuck happened to this fag? They were great.

>>718953798
Doesn't Weekes go by they/them now? At any rate xe is no longer at Bioware, left (or fired) in January 2025.

I tolerated the game for they.

Vetra is Andromeda's Tali.

>>718957408
>no ass
>no tits

Reminder that preset 5 is the cutest ryder (once you lighten her poo skin)

>>718945441 (OP)
Did they just forget to add facial animations?

>>718945441 (OP)
Give this fucking woman some LEGOs right now!

>>718959037
It's literally impossible to make a good looking Ryder without mods.

>>718945441 (OP)
Use the character creator bro.

>>718953935
So, no more faggots on Bioware? Mac could have ruined the trilogy with ME3 but at least the game wasn't filled with liberal propaganda

Chakwas <= Miranda => Ashley > Liara > Rasa > Tali > Kelly > Kasumi > Shiala > Tevos > Samara > Traynor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aria

>>718945441 (OP)
Autism

>>718954879
I remember all these were drawn by a female artist and that she nuked all her social media and drawfag accounts shortly after drawing all the Sara Lego porn.

>>718946483
I played it a few weeks ago, giving it a second chance. First time I played I didn't get very far before just giving up because it wasn't my thing. This time I just did main missions. Combat is pretty fun. However, the game is largely Ubisoft filler which is what turned me off the first time and I avoided this time. Characters made no impact and the Marvel tier dialogue didn't help. It's too bad, it could have been good.

Jack...

>>718959296
Look at the angle of the feet, the perspective is doing some of the work when it comes to making him look super short. I'm sure he's still shorter but that comparison isn't perfect

only human after all