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Anonymous No.718945995 >>718947593 >>718948543 >>718948980 >>718950079 >>718952910 >>718953026 >>718954290 >>718954545 >>718958371 >>718960259 >>718961139 >>718963584 >>718964449 >>718964840 >>718965129 >>718967421 >>718968916
What the hell did Sega mean by this
Anonymous No.718946101 >>718965638
They're saying Sonic hits women
Anonymous No.718946334 >>718946736 >>718947164 >>718948357 >>718949283 >>718954175 >>718957310 >>718961139 >>718962485 >>718962848
Shadowbros...
Anonymous No.718946736 >>718946806 >>718946948
>>718946334
I want to cream in cream
Anonymous No.718946806 >>718947352
>>718946736
I want to cream in cheese
Anonymous No.718946948
>>718946736
Stop
Anonymous No.718947164
>>718946334
>umm don't swear
>I fucked ur mum bich and your dad too
Anonymous No.718947352
>>718946806
Based.
Anonymous No.718947593
>>718945995 (OP)
can't you just make a sonic crossworlds thread without some gay baity op?
Anonymous No.718948357
>>718946334
I want cream to cream on my face while cheese is watching
Anonymous No.718948543
>>718945995 (OP)
Built for BBC (big blue cock)
Anonymous No.718948779
Boobs
Anonymous No.718948980 >>718950167
>>718945995 (OP)
>Knuckles: YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718949283 >>718956101
>>718946334
I want cheese to cream on cream while i cream my self
Anonymous No.718950079
>>718945995 (OP)
Sonic wants to clap some bat butt cheeks.
Anonymous No.718950167 >>718952163 >>718958523
>>718948980
ENOUGH Bejitafag
>But-
only a Shadowfag would type that and everyone knows Shadowfags are one step away from being Bejitafags
Anonymous No.718951663
>BEJITABEJITABEJITABEJITA
>SHADOWSHADOWSHADOWSHADOW
Warped
Anonymous No.718952163 >>718952620
>>718950167
Someone call CHADren and tell him his mutt is out of containment without a leash
Anonymous No.718952620 >>718954108
>>718952163
>Samefagging
You lost
Anonymous No.718952910
>>718945995 (OP)
What did they mean by this???
Anonymous No.718953026 >>718956869
>>718945995 (OP)
NO ARLE? NO BUY
NO CARBUNCLE? NO BUY
NO AMITIE? NO BUY
Anonymous No.718954108 >>718956349
>>718952620
....the winning contest
Anonymous No.718954175
>>718946334
Now that's a fake Shadow.
Anonymous No.718954290 >>718958354
>>718945995 (OP)
will migu be playable in the network test demo?
Anonymous No.718954545
>>718945995 (OP)
Sonic has tons of experience thanks to the shaved sphinx, he could handle Rouge easily.
Anonymous No.718954860 >>718954951 >>718955083
Does she have breast jiggle PhysX
Anonymous No.718954951 >>718956431
>>718954860
She's flat in this game.
Anonymous No.718955083 >>718955765
>>718954860
gaming will be saved the day they add jiggle physics to her again no she doesn't have any in the Olympics
Anonymous No.718955540 >>718956927 >>718957050 >>718957162
>/dbs/posting on a Sonic board
Run.
Anonymous No.718955765
>>718955083
Never, Amerimutts are in charge of this franchise now, Japanese tropes are too perverted.
Anonymous No.718956101
>>718949283
I cheese cheese to cream cheese cream while I cream my cheese.
Anonymous No.718956294 >>718956508 >>718959903 >>718960676
>Sonouge out of nowhere
>It makes Sonamy look sterile
Oh no no no...
Anonymous No.718956349
>>718954108
...on opposite day
Anonymous No.718956431
>>718954951
You sure about that bud?
Anonymous No.718956508 >>718960057
>>718956294
Anonymous No.718956869
>>718953026
We boycott if there's no Monkey Ball and Bayonetta.
Anonymous No.718956927
>>718955540
hi videl long time no see
>g-goku...? it's 3 AM what are you doing in our house?
i need a sparring partner, is gohan home?
>oh goku my husband is on a business trip he won't be back for a whole week
ehhhh? but he promised we would kumite today
*goku looks down at videl from the side of the bed*
you know watching you fight spopovich got me really excited
*goku grabs videl by the foot*
maybe you can spar with me until gohan comes home
>GOKU PLEASE N-
*goku drags the pregnant videl out of bed and throws her to the floor*
waku waku im getting really excited
*videl feebly raises her arms to defend herself as goku begins punching her in the face*
cmon videl aren't you excited to spar with me?
*goku backhands videl, snapping her neck*
hora the fight isn't over yet videl
*goku forces a senzu bean down videl's throat*
>cough cough g-goku please let me go i don't want to die
daijoubu daijoubu! don't worry videl we can always bring you back with the dragonballs
*goku takes videl by the wrist and throws her through the wall, killing her instantly*
wow that wasn't very exciting it's too bad gohan isn't here
*goku looks down at videl's pregnant belly*
waku waku i bet a half saiyan like pan would be really strong
*goku punches through videl's stomach and rips her baby out of her uterus*
*the room is filled with pan's premature infant cries*
*blood rushes to goku's cock as he begins to get excited*
let's test your limits pan
*goku jams his hot monkey dick into pan's unwilling anus, rupturing her guts*
wow this feels really good i'm so excited
*goku fills the lifeless pan's intestines with his baby batter and discards her on top of her mother's crumpled body*
what a great fight maybe i should pay master roshi a visit next
Anonymous No.718957050
>>718955540
>All right, come out Dragon, and grant me my wish!
>Too cool! Okay Shen Long, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pan’s womb productive, you know, my grand daughter? Make her fertile. She’s only five, but I need you to make her baby maker fully mature okay?
>You did it??! Awwww man! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Bejita’s sperm inside her! Ya know, the juice that’s in your balls, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in my little toddler grand daughter’s tiny little womb! Oh jeez this is so funny!
>Now the big finale! Almighty Dragon, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Pan’s head of Bejita doing naughty things to her! Awww come on Dragon you know what I mean! He’s babysitting her right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Chi-Chi makes me do when she wants another baby! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!
>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Shen Long!
>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Bejita’s blood mixed with mine! Her belly is gonna get soooo big and Gohan and Videl are gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells them their little baby is pregnant at five! Oh man!
>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously receded widows peak- and they’re gonna remember Bejita babysitting pan 9 months ago- and then little Pan’s gonna tell em that Bejita put his peepee inside her!
>Bulma is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…
>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to Namek and wish for Porunga to wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Bejita at full power, to the death!
Anonymous No.718957162
>>718955540
You should of said yes trunks, you should of let me have a taste of your chocoscatty yum yums, but its too late now! Yuperoo you're gonna need to wear a diaper for the rest of your life now because of how fat wide open i've spread your scattypoopyhole now yup yup! just like your old man when he stole some of my scatties! Don't cry trunks is a good thing and your naughty parts are crying milkies just like bejita so that means you like it! thats what chi-chi told me when my naughty parts do that too, Oh your mom? Don't worry! I took some of her scattiesdoodies earlier and she struggled a bit but you know she isn't as strong as us, I got her scatties in the end but they didn't taste as good as your super scatty doodypoops yup yup yuperoo! Anyway she's stopped moving after screaming a little because she didn't like it when her scatties got taken, chi-chi and goten used to be like that but after training with them a little bit they don't do it anymore! they even eat eat scatties with me at the din-din table when I ask! anyway trunks that sure did feel nice my naughty parts love it when that happens! I used to do it with bejita and gohan but they're buttholeys are too loose now they don't feel as good anymore, but It looks like i went a little bit too hard on your scattyhole so now its loose to yup yup! Speaking of it looks like my naughtyparts have your scatty all over it oh boy what a treat its like a scattypop! yumerooo thats pretty good trunks yup yup not as good as your old mans scatties though ahahaha yup yup!
Anonymous No.718957310
>>718946334
Bros wtf...they nerfed shadows villains...
Anonymous No.718957325
>scholars out of nowhere
Anonymous No.718958354 >>718958487
>>718954290
No, Joker
Anonymous No.718958371 >>718959069
>>718945995 (OP)
Somebody please post Knuckles and Rouge interaction before I lose my mind
Anonymous No.718958487 >>718959812
>>718958354
:(
Anonymous No.718958523
>>718950167
Even though Sonic is more like Vegeta in terms of design and personality
Anonymous No.718959069
>>718958371
Might not be out there yet
Anonymous No.718959356 >>718959796 >>718966967 >>718967348
I love how good this game is turning out to be and the only thing people can complain about is Spongebob being in it.
Anonymous No.718959529
Bat ass.
Anonymous No.718959796
>>718959356
But SpongeBob being in it is funny after the Redditbob memes
Anonymous No.718959812
>>718958487
Sorry anon, hopefully she's in by October
Anonymous No.718959849
>haha let's do the epic banished thing again but with DBS
And yet you faggots complain about remakes all of the time
Anonymous No.718959903 >>718960102 >>718960676
>>718956294
SonAmy is sterile because the totally neutered Amy as a character.
Anonymous No.718960031 >>718960568 >>718960865 >>718966419
Guys, I might buy the Digital Deluxe version and pre-order it to get the Werehog as well
Anonymous No.718960057
>>718956508
Did they fuck? Is it a friends with benefits situation?
Anonymous No.718960102 >>718960676
>>718959903
>Change Amy's entire personality to make her more of her own character instead of just Sonic's cumsock
>Sonic shows the slightest bit of interest in another character
>Amyfags go ballistic that Amy isn't all about wanting Sonic to fuck her
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718960259
>>718945995 (OP)
Did Knuckles just get cucked?
Anonymous No.718960568 >>718960824
>>718960031
>Preordering anything ever in the history of modern gaming
A fool and his money are quick to part ways
Anonymous No.718960676 >>718966884
>>718956294
>>718959903
>>718960102
Let them seethe, this panel destroyed over 30 years of progress for SonAmy in one fell swoop
Anonymous No.718960824 >>718961012
>>718960568
>A fool and his money are quick to part ways
The game releases four weeks from now. Do you know how many pay periods are now until then? Or do you not work?
Anonymous No.718960865 >>718961234
>>718960031
is it the only way to get him?
Anonymous No.718961012 >>718961315 >>718961403 >>718962219
>>718960824
>What? You think preordering $80 digital deluxe content for a game you've never played before by a company that releases mediocrity every other year and the last installment in this racing franchise was considered bad?
>Pfft you must be poor or something lol
I'll never understand why this is Zoomers only response to "you know you DON'T have to pay for something early right? Just wait and make sure it's good first"
Anonymous No.718961139 >>718961234
>>718945995 (OP)
>>718946334
What game is this again?
Anonymous No.718961234
>>718960865
Werehog also is included in early physical edition purchases
>>718961139
It's SONIC RACING
Anonymous No.718961315 >>718962219
>>718961012
They've been brainwashed to trust corporations and SPEND SPEND SPEND without a care for quality
Anonymous No.718961403 >>718962174
>>718961012
I never said you were poor, that's just your insecurities speaking LMAO. If the game is bad, I can get a full refund on Steam. Is that concept too difficult for you to understand?
>Just wait and make sure it's good first
How do you think people find out a game is good? They buy it and play it, not wait online for someone to tell them how to think.
Anonymous No.718962174 >>718962365 >>718962859
>>718961403
See what I mean? Spend Spend Spend is all Zoomers know how to do
Anonymous No.718962219 >>718962529
>>718961315
>>718961012
The game had a closed beta test and an open test next weekend. I'm pretty sure anyone who cares to find out would know how the game is currently holding up.
Anonymous No.718962290
>ywn be friends with benefits with Rouge
Why even live
Anonymous No.718962365 >>718962529
>>718962174
we know how the game is gonna be already. anyone who wants it might as well pre order
Anonymous No.718962485 >>718962819
>>718946334
Now that's fucking wholesome
Anonymous No.718962529 >>718962582
>>718962365
>>718962219
Yes Yes, whatever you say zoomie
Keep spending money without thinking first
Anonymous No.718962582
>>718962529
i'm 30, you're just a silly little nigger
Anonymous No.718962819
>>718962485
You just know Sonic gave her that flower without a second thought, and Amy’s over there treating it like it’s an engagement ring. Peak dork energy, I love it.
Anonymous No.718962848
>>718946334
I am uuuuuh cheesed to meet you
Anonymous No.718962859
>>718962174
>ad hominems
>no arguments
>obsessed with people younger than it
Anonymous No.718963367 >>718964098
Anonymous No.718963584
>>718945995 (OP)
We all had her, Knuckles.
Anonymous No.718963831
If they don't put Sega Hard Girls in their racing game, I won't buy it.
Anonymous No.718964098 >>718964238 >>718964813 >>718964813 >>718967260 >>718968068
>>718963367
She's hot
Anonymous No.718964238
>>718964098
I wanna see her and Rouge eating one another out
Anonymous No.718964449 >>718964560
>>718945995 (OP)
No Chaos 0, no buy
Anonymous No.718964560
>>718964449
>Chaos 0
He's definitely going to be a part of the free monthly(?) dlc
Anonymous No.718964813
>>718964098
>>718964098
If only we could see her take wing....
Anonymous No.718964840
>>718945995 (OP)
Sonic is so lucky...
Anonymous No.718965129
>>718945995 (OP)
Wtf Sonic you can’t fuck a bat!
Anonymous No.718965638
>>718946101
They were evil and/or competing in fighting tourneys
Anonymous No.718966419 >>718968872
>>718960031
When did Tails go full Doc Oc?
Anonymous No.718966421 >>718966472 >>718967061
Did anyone sign up for a SEGA account to get this?
Anonymous No.718966472
>>718966421
I did, will look great when I use it on Big the Cat
Anonymous No.718966884 >>718967102 >>718967973
>>718960676
>Sonic friendzoned Amy and brotherzoned Tails
Wait... is Sonic a Chad? Holy shit.
Who meets his standards? Who would he not reject?
Anonymous No.718966967
>>718959356
Spongebob is too out of a place, i will not back down from this
Anonymous No.718967061 >>718967136 >>718967368
>>718966421
>no riderskino attire
Lame and gay
Anonymous No.718967102
>>718966884
Anonymous No.718967136 >>718967223 >>718967234 >>718967316
>>718967061
Skins are confirmed to be in-game
Anonymous No.718967223 >>718967587
>>718967136
over the 20 year old model? ew
Anonymous No.718967234 >>718967587
>>718967136
Ok and? Why aren’t they showing them off already? They know damn well fans want the Riders outfits.
Anonymous No.718967260
>>718964098
I genuinely would rather have Wave around as the major female character then Amy and that's not just my sexy bird woman lust talking
Anonymous No.718967316
>>718967136
Skins are going to be a feature but they didn't confirm the Riders outfits to be in the game yet, maybe they'll add it in a future event if it's not out on release
Anonymous No.718967348
>>718959356
They are going to add troonbob next patch
Anonymous No.718967368
>>718967061
I have faith they'll be skins but they're definitely being pretty close lipped about it if so. The Pac-Man ghosts are skins and Sage has the red/black look from Frontiers as well as her FH ending look
Anonymous No.718967381 >>718967489
The joke is sex
Anonymous No.718967421
>>718945995 (OP)
Man...I wish there was more Sonouge porn or just cozy ship art since it's actually a fun dynamic since they have some fun common ground yet also interesting differences. Sonic Prime was a waste since it had some of the most of them interacting yet it's with joyless alternate versions of Rouge and a brain-dead version of Sonic.
Anonymous No.718967475 >>718967584 >>718967770 >>718967808
I know all sonicfags ever care about are the characters, but does this game feel as slow as it looks? Anyone try out the demo?
Anonymous No.718967489
>>718967381
Joke? I genuinely just want them to fuck
Anonymous No.718967584
>>718967475
You have to unlock the equivalent of 200cc which nobody who played has yet.
Anonymous No.718967587
>>718967223
Are you surprised? This is the same group that put soap shoes on the frontiers model
>>718967234
they have, if you're asking why they haven't released a full trailer scrolling through skins like a dressing game, idk
Anonymous No.718967770
>>718967475
You can change the camera so it's closer and feels faster, this is Sonic Speed (highest is Super Sonic Speed which I expect to be S class from Transformed)
https://x.com/LoMelloNate/status/1959318199129813156
https://x.com/LeemerBean/status/1959280408060649654
Anonymous No.718967808
>>718967475
It's due to the camera. Dynamic looks much faster
https://youtu.be/DvcyecdnHxk?t=786
Anonymous No.718967973
>>718966884
Sonic is one of US
Anonymous No.718968068 >>718968248 >>718968684 >>718970714
>>718964098
best Wave artist?
Anonymous No.718968248
>>718968068
god i love avians
Anonymous No.718968684
>>718968068
I dunno but Nezumi's drawings of wave make me diamonds
Anonymous No.718968872
>>718966419
In the Sonic netflix series, it's actually kind of bizarre.
Anonymous No.718968916
>>718945995 (OP)
I like to think this is just Sonic being oblivious or disinterested, and making an inadvertent double entendre.
Anonymous No.718970714
>>718968068
These are some ugly looking fish