Thread 718951708

This little fellow could beat up each one of you.

>>718951708 (OP)
I'll take her on in a fight. Let's go

>>718951831
I have no qualms about beating up a kid

>>718951831
>gets double-jump-air-assaulted

Why did NOONE see this game become a success and go "ah I see! I too will make a Mario 64ish platformer with a cute girl protagonist."

>>718951708 (OP)
Carol could beat her up and steal her thread

>>718951708 (OP)
>>718953540
they should both beat me up at the same time

>the thread has been made.
>no, she has no idea we've set her up to take the fall if the jannies find it

>>718952602
Fine. I'LL be the guy whom fills this obviously unfilled niche. See you guys in 3 to 5 years with my highly successful bratformer.

I'm playing through it now and while yeah, some cute little things in there, the game kinda sucks.
I'd drop it but I don't think it's that much longer and I like to finish what I started.

Bubsy mogs this girl.

>>718956306
>bratformer

>>718957189
thats what a fag would say

>>718951708 (OP)
Geg let’s see her try

>>718951708 (OP)
I'll fight her naked!

>>718951708 (OP)
Delusional

>>718964094
Patchouli...Easy on the marshmallows...

>no ethical consumption under capitalism
>inclusion of tranny flags
>mustache "girl"
>and then the distinction of Hat """Kid"""
The main character was supposed to be a secret tranny right? I bet if anyone ever tries to pin the devs and writers down on if the main character is male or female, they will give vague, silly non-answers.

I can beat up little child sure! as long as she doesn't jump.

>>718964559
i think mustache girl was supposed to be wearing one of those fake ones. i also think that was supposed to be the humor of the character, that girls dont have mustaches, even if by the time of the dlc with the trans flags the devs had gone back on that way of thinking

How does it feel that all of the ouuuhing means we never get a Hat Kid or a Hat Teen ever again?

>>718966173
How will I ever recover from the faggot devs never making an easy gorillion bux?

>>718951708 (OP)
yeah ok, niggas still stuck on that david vs goliath story. truth is, david had an unfair advantage being from the inside, so don't blame my dragon.

*off
Think she'd wear the fox mask if I asked nicely?

>>718951708 (OP)
why doesn't Mario just equip the no bonk badge? Is he stupid?

>>718966173
I wouldn't want it from them, the writing was on the wall (literally) in the Nyakuza dlc; plus that beach game didn't look impressive.

>>718964559
This is also the game that kept in the voice cameo of that NAZI JonTron in contrast to Yooka Laylee

>>718956306
>bratformer

>>718956306
Is the brat MC and brat NPCs cute, sexy and also kinda funny?