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Anonymous No.718953995 >>718954102 >>718954786 >>718955430 >>718956267 >>718957710 >>718958000 >>718962496 >>718966598
UFO 50 didn't fulfill my expectations, despite being an impressive collection. 50 games is insane and the amount of work the guys had to put in here is mind-blowing.
But honestly, this game only made me frustrated seeing the way critics and consumers really interact with games. A perfect analogy for how I feel is a scene from an episode of South Park, where one of the oldfarts sees the kids playing Guitar Hero and he gets excited thinking he could share his guitar hobby with them, but as soon as he shows them the real guitar, the kids just say "so what?" and go back to the game, because their interest wasn't in the guitar, but in Guitar Hero.
I see UFO50 as a collection of 50 indie mini-games with a limited colour palette, and that's it. I can't delude myself that I'm playing retro games from a parallel dimension, these games literally feel like indie games from the 2010s-2020s in every respect, from gameplay to amateurish art style. Just copying some famous sprites from the 1980s-1990s didn't do much to create a simulacrum.
But what really frustrates me is to see how much people praise the project excessively, even though a huge number of the games are worthless if removed from the collection (imagine buying Star Waspir as a full game on Steam, lol), and at the same time retro games of much better quality are ignored, or sometimes massacred by the reviews on Steam, coming from people who I imagine, as soon as they leave UFO 50 which is a famous project made by celebrity devs, suddenly become super demanding and start posting negative reviews on games that make UFO50's indie mini-games look like amateur projects.
Anonymous No.718954102 >>718954254
>>718953995 (OP)
which shit failure flop game did you release on steam to zero sales that is making you seethe in jealousy of UFO 50, OP?
Anonymous No.718954164 >>718954243 >>718954406 >>718954786
Tried UFO 50 and couldn't get into it. The games are just clunky. I know that's the entire idea but why would someone enjoy this if not for nostalgia goggles? I didn't grow up with these games so it did nothing for me
Anonymous No.718954187 >>718954254
you already posted this thread
Anonymous No.718954235 >>718963457
it's worth it for Mini & Max alone.
Anonymous No.718954243
>>718954164
You tried all 50 games and couldnt get into any of them?
Anonymous No.718954254
>>718954102
>>718954187
>[schizophrenic delusions]
Not sure what that has to do with my thread, but ok.
Anonymous No.718954406
>>718954164
Most people find 3 or 4 games that they really like a lot out of the lot that makes up for the majority being shit.
For me it was Mooncat, Mortol, Party House, and Mini & Max. I also sunk a lot of time into Grimstone even though it's not really very good.
Anonymous No.718954596 >>718955280
My complaints with UFO 50 is that a lot of the games are either too big on being puzzles or strategy games. That, and many of the games can be punitive to the point of disinterest.
Anonymous No.718954786 >>718955027 >>718959378 >>718962496
>>718953995 (OP)
>>718954164
Am I having a schizo moment or were these exact posts made like an hour or two ago?
Anyway, play Barbuta and if you're having trouble in the beginning, make sure to start out going right.
Anonymous No.718955027
>>718954786
They were. The OP is having some kind of schizophrenic break over UFO 50.
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Anonymous No.718955280 >>718957069
>>718954596
My complaint is that like half of them would massively benefit from unique pause menus even if just for maps but they're all stuck with just the system one.
Anonymous No.718955382
deja vu
Anonymous No.718955430 >>718955806 >>718962496
>>718953995 (OP)
So what's your beef with UFO50 really?
Because it certainly appears to be about something much deeper than how you can't
>delude myself that I'm playing retro games from a parallel dimension
Because this is somehow a complaint that has been repeated in practically every single UFO50 thread since its release last year. And even this very specific copy pasta is also being repeated over and over these last few days, Similarly to past complaints about the same thing that were also copy and pasted over and over.

In what way does the fact that these are indeed modern indie games and not authentic retro games, warrant crying about it for over a whole year?
And has been brought up in countless threads in the part. How is it even a problem to begin with? Yes they're modern games. What about that is a problem?
Even within the game's meta narrative, UFO Soft's games were canonically different from games of the past.
Anonymous No.718955806
>>718955430
I think he's mad that he spent all that time writing that novel and no one cares. Ufo 50 is fun, end of story
Anonymous No.718956267 >>718957028 >>718957357 >>718957728
>>718953995 (OP)
i agree. i haven't played it in a year and dread ever playing it again, so I won't.

it's like should I play Expedition 33 or Grimstone? you can ask a similar question about everything in this collection outside of Velgress, Attactics, and Campanella. also mini and max is not fun.
Anonymous No.718956320
UFO 50 is fun
For me, it's Rail Heist
Anonymous No.718956680
>tldr: old good new bad, popular thing bad, stop liking things
OP sucks an unfathomable number of cocks.
Anonymous No.718956702
Why did you just make another thread immediately after your previous one died? What are you trying to accomplish here? Could you at least come up with something new next time? I'm tired of hearing the exact same things over and over from people who have only played the game for half an hour. It's been this way since before it even actually released. Give it a rest already
Anonymous No.718957028 >>718957842
>>718956267
That's an interesting way of putting it - Yeah, it's impressive that there are 50 fully fledged (mostly) games, but none of them are really impressive vs. 1 single excellent title that I could be playing instead. Why play Party House when I could play any other roguelike deckbuilder? Why play Night Manor when I could play any classic point n click or horror titles? There's nothing here that's a MUST play because of it's unique premise imo
Anonymous No.718957069
>>718955280
I honestly liked having the map in Vainger only be available at save points. Helped break my Metroidvania habit of opening the map every other second
Anonymous No.718957357
>>718956267
>it's like should I play Expedition 33 or Grimstone?
Why not just ask. If you enjoyed FF1 would you enjoy Grimstone? And chances are pretty good, that, yes you very well might.

Why would E33 being incredible mean that there'd be no point in playing Grimstone? You aren't making much sense. You can easily play both.
Anonymous No.718957515
I finished E33 and didn't finish Grimstone
I did, however, cherry most UFO 50 games
It's easily my 2024 GOTY
Anonymous No.718957710
>>718953995 (OP)
>scene from an episode of South Park
stopped reading there, I'm sorry for your Dunning Krueger OP
Anonymous No.718957728
>>718956267
party house is fun but I feel like I figured it out pretty quickly
Anonymous No.718957754 >>718958358 >>718958531
I understand that OP is reposting this

But why and HOW did Aquafag remake his reply so quickly? Is she OP?
Anonymous No.718957839 >>718967787
Why is there a game with a black female lesbian cowgirl?
Anonymous No.718957842
>>718957028
>Why play Night Manor when I could play any classic point n click or horror titles?
prob because the QoL of those games is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Z82kBvxVc&t=350s
Anonymous No.718958000
>>718953995 (OP)
(You) will never hit the bump limit. (You)r sad thread will die like the rest. Find better material.
Anonymous No.718958290
This game feels like a fingerbox. The art looks like AIslop and I've never seen a game named more than once.
Is this shit even real or is it just some prank to gaslight people who can't be bothered looking it up?
Anonymous No.718958358
>>718957754
>>>she
lol
and no, I'm not that fag
Anonymous No.718958531 >>718958716
>>718957754
OP is using filenames he's not her
Anonymous No.718958716 >>718959297
>>718958531
>he doesn't randomize his use of filename randomization to throw others off his trail
Anonymous No.718959297
>>718958716
that's unironically genius
Anonymous No.718959378
>>718954786
The aquaposter shits out a low effort first/second reply on nearly every thread around the same time daily this is nothing new.
Anonymous No.718960635
test
Anonymous No.718962413
bump
Anonymous No.718962496
>>718953995 (OP)
>>718954786
>>718955430
everyone ITT should know OP is a massive schizo who has been completely mindbroken by this game and posted versions of this rant in every single thread since launch
he's a XIV-kun tier weirdo who doesn't understand what fiction means and will never recover
Anonymous No.718963457 >>718964023
>>718954235
not with the dog rape scene.
Anonymous No.718964023 >>718964551
>>718963457
>This meme again
Can't tell if this is a second UFO 50 schizo or the same schizo as OP
Anonymous No.718964551 >>718965475
>>718964023
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.718964623 >>718967284
>single-handedly makes your game rated 18+
Anonymous No.718965198
I just learned you can dunk the ball in Pingolf after already getting gold on it
Anonymous No.718965475
>>718964551
No, I know very well what you're referring to. The fan porn someone made of it. I get it. I get the joke.
Anonymous No.718966598
>>718953995 (OP)
It was worth it for Porgy and Mortal 2, not reading your post btw
Anonymous No.718967284
>>718964623
they changed the rating to 12
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/UFO-50-2887715.html
Anonymous No.718967787
>>718957839
There are like 20 games with black/female protagonists. It's 2025. This is just what (white) american developers do now.