Thread 718954792

why do I kind of wanna fuck tails in the ass what's happening

>>718954792 (OP)
Welcome to being a straight man

I want to suck his dick and watch his face as he cums

>>718954792 (OP)
it's only gay if the voice actor is male

>>718956480
>>718956553
Okay I'm glad I'm not alone. HIs voice is so submissive and I feel like grabbing one of his tails while filling him with cream would be like grabbing a bitch by the hair x10. I hope sonic impregnates him well

https://files.catbox.moe/9y6tea.jpeg
Well, Tails just kinda has that effect on men.

>>718956823
https://files.catbox.moe/tgch2k.mp4

Normal male desires. Like didn't that one guy in the movie literally say that he's really cute?

>>718957169
>>718957120
kino, both of these, and not even gay at all

Bully Tails. Belittle Tails. Steal chili dogs from Tails. Tell Tails he'll never be as fast as Sonic. Scare Tails. Give Tails a noogie. Pull on Tails' tail. Pull on two. Punch Tails in the stomach and knock the wind out of him. Kiss Tails jokingly and bullyingly (he hates it). Judo throw Tails onto a bed. German suplex Tails. Lock Tails in a dryer and turn it on. Apologize to Tails. Have make up sex with Tails.

>>718957675
Have Tails invent a way to get boys pregnant for you and your "boyfriend". Use his own invention on him instead. Impregnate Tails.

>>718957290
>>718957338
https://files.catbox.moe/8qeadg.png
He's just sort of irresistibly attractive without meaning to be.

>>718954792 (OP)
honey the cat wrote this post

>>718954792 (OP)
normal, foxes have an uncanny ability to activate all the right neurons

>>718954792 (OP)
Would kiss on the lips.

can you guys be normal and lust over rouge instead and not the child

>>718959134
Rouge is a findom queen. Her boobs may be big, but she only wants your shiny stuff and probably doesn't even believe that love is real.

>>718959134
Even if I did, Rouge threads get deleted immediately, whereas Tails threads are at least afforded some leniency (I wonder why)

>>718959134
Rouge is also canonically a minor. The difference between you and me is that I don't take "Sonic ages" seriously, and I view Tails as someone that would be sexually attractive to most adults IRL if he existed.

>>718960243
Also Takashi Iizuka declared that characters don't have ages anymore at all, so there's literally no problem.

>>718958187
What would our offsprings look like?

>>718959134
"Tails" is just the alias Rouge uses to monitor Sonic to steal the Chaos Emeralds.

>>718960989
Stop posting this garbage in every thread retard

>>718960243
My usual response to "it's a child" is "it's a drawing". They're not 15 or 12 or 8 years old, they're 0 years old. Because someone just drew them.

Even if you treat them as though they existed in the real world, they're still cartoons and work on cartoon logic. Like, haven't you ever watched Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, with the cigar-smoking, slapping-the-ass-of-his-secretary baby cartoon? Normal age rules do not apply.

>>718954792 (OP)
because you're a stupid faggot
>>718956480
you too

>>718960704
Like Tails but more humanized and anthrofied. Then if those breed with humans it's more humanized-looking ones, or with a pure fox it's more fox-like descendants and so on. It's pretty logical.

you guys are weird

>>718954792 (OP)
Perfectly normal for a man with regular testosterone

>>718961951
...A-Any artfags wanna give it a try drawing an offspring?

I played Sonic Adventure 2 when I was a kid and I didn't turn into an autistic gay furry. Why are you so vulnerable to such things?

>>718962463
I wonder the same thing. Sonic was just a fun game to play when I was a kid, idk what happened to these fucking freaks to make them so disgusting and attracted to corrupting childlike innocence. It's actually strange.

>>718962205
>what was I doing again
>oh yes, today I will go to my favorite website for normal people, four chan dot org forward slash vee

Sleepy Tails

>>718962256
Bumping for this

>>718962205
No we're not.

Guys that was fucking brilliant. I watched the first sonic on 13 hour flight back from asia after whore mongering and being a loser and I ended up watching the second two in the last couple days, and these are so fucking good. I'm kind of drunk right now but I love these movies so much. I thought american movies were totally fucked and cringe but these were just innocent, optimistic fun with lovable characters and writing that wasn't afraid to be a little cringe sometimes and was such an enjoyable experience. I am disappointed that tails didn't get more lines because he was really cute. Unironic 8/10 movie. It knew what it was and didn't pretend to be anything else. Actions scenes were great, eggman is a kino villain still, the tom stuff was a nice break but wasn't overdone and didn't take away from the actual plot too much. May we see 10 more sequels.

>>718963478
>May we see 10 more sequels
I'm surprised they've managed to go 3 for 3 with these movies. I predict the next one will suck. No good thing can last forever.

>>718963618
It's possible. I can't think of any big budget movie or TV series that actually manage to stay good for that long, but there are plenty of manga that do. I think it will stay good as long as the writers/management don't change drastically. I'm surprised that they even managed to make 3 good movies, just like you. But, to me, that indicates that the team is competent and stable, and they might have a good chance of continuing to be good.

>>718954792 (OP)
christ it's not even monday. can't you wait 2 fucking days?

>>718964060
Sexy Sunday

>>718962256
no draw tails getting feminized by hitting his prostate in his ass

>>718964060
I'm drunk and watching sonic and needed to make a thread about it. Do you guys have some gay shit like tails Tuesdays or something? Fucking faggots I oughtta [spoilers]catch up with the sonic comics and participate or something[/spoiler]

>>718964060
Miles Monday
Tails Tuesday
Tails Thursday
Fox Friday

What would Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday be called?

I...want...to...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT HE'S TOO CUTE

>>718967231
Tails is just Rouge in disguise using Sonic to obtain the Chaos Emeralds

>>718967307
So Tails is evil?

>>718967610
Tails is NOT evil, that anon is a liar

Alight this is weird as hell, I've looked at all danbooru pages tagged with tails and I can't find a single image of him kissing sonic. Is this more of an r34 topic? It's a japanese series but I guess really more of a western thing now?

>>718954792 (OP)
Happens that you *need* to make a research on e621.
I recommend to type order:score

>>718967836
danbooru purges nsfw stuff. try gelbooru

>>718968383
All my goon content from the last few years is still there, you sure you're not just forgetting to change the url from safebooru to danbooru?

>>718968639
well i see 3 images of him kissing sonic. and then rouge and then blaze, now im feeling nostalgic

>>718954792 (OP)
Its exposure
I used to like nothing furry
After playing deltarune I wanna fuck Noelle and Ralsei.

>>718968887
Dunno what images you're talking about, but I finally just found something aligning with what I was thinking about after clicking through 100 pages of nothing (danbooru) and 100 pages of hardcore off model gay sex (e621). I just wanted something like this of one of them being really flustered when making out. I just wanted some "b-but we're both boys" energy. Yuri with male animals, in essence.

>>718967836
>>718968383
>>718968639
Go on e621.net

>>718969239
if i search on that site, i will jsut look up that vanilla and rogue piece with tails again

I'm straight
I'm straight
I don't want to slide my weiner into Tails' soft bubbly butt cheeks
I'm straight
I'm straight

I would do unspeakable things to Tails

>>718969386
Hes got two tails which means two buttholes, which means since he has two holes there hes technically female and its not gay.

What is wrong with sonicfags?

>>718969734
The logic is flawless

>>718969734
two buttholes is a little disturbing, but if it means I'm straight I'm going in.

>>718969787
we saw the fanarts after the games and it got hooked ever since

>>718969320
Dude, you probably won't even find it due to the massive amount of images. But it's probably there.
Only Tails are like 19k images.

huh

>>718970327
KANCHO

>>718963478
Agreed anon. The Sonic movies have a lot of heart, a rare commodity nowadays.

This is actually a girls thread where all the femanons are pretending to be bi guys.

>>718963478
>whore mongering
Elaborate

>>718971040
If that helps you sleep at night, sure.

>>718971079
Same meaning as always friend: paying for sex with asian women, in asia. As opposed to doing the same thing in the west, whereby it becomes massagemaxxing

>>718971104
I can tell when someone is a girl from how they type. You cannot hide natural femininity.

>>718971306
I wish I could whore monger but with foxboys...

>>718971040
I am 15/16=94% straight anon, not bi. Tails is just that cute. Liking guys sometimes doesn't make you bi if they're really cute. Straight guys that unilaterally act like men can never be cute are just low IQ. Also this >>718956812

>>718971393
Study science, anon. Only you can truly make your dreams a reality. There's no valid reason foxboys couldn't be real some day.