Thread 718962965

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we must be better men, my wife's son

>>718963034
WE DID IT REDDIT WE DID THE RITUAL
/THREAD
GOLD FOR EVERYONE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>718963335
that looks fun as fuck

I want a Calliope and Atreus interaction. Something like he goes tot he Egyptian underworld and is trapped but she helps him out, brother and sister bond. Also, I would be perfectly fine with Atreus being the main character going forward with Kratos making a few guest appearances. Like he faces a god he cannot beat, so he calls dad in and we get to play prime Kratos just wrecking shit for a moment. Also, since GoW redefined the series, the new one should focus on third person shooting to take advantage of Atreus bow and arrow style.

>>718963335
Kinda want another Prince of Persia or some sort of spiritual successor

>>718963335
Pretty impressive. Too bad he looks like a soijak.

Bane?

Have you noticed that not once has anyone ever said:
>We must be better women

AS MY SON HEALS MY SHAME
I WILL GOW THROUGH THIS PAIN
GODS I'M DOING ALL I CAN
TO BE A BETTER MAN

>>718963885
For you.

IF MY WIFE HAD AN ONLYFANS THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BOY!

FOR MY WIFES SON. LOKI

top kek
good thread

BOI GET DOWN
TIME TO BECOME BETTER

>>718963335
:O

GOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I HOPE MY WIFE IS HAVING FUN AT GIRLS NIGHT OUT

>>718962965 (OP)
I'M OKAY THE WAY I AM!
I DON'T NEED TO CHANGE MY WAYS!
I'M CONTENT WITH BEING A LAZY, MISERABLE FATASS WHO HATES EVERYONE!
FUCK YOU DAD- I MEAN KRATOS!

>basic bitch "man who made a lot of terrible decisions in his past wants his son to avoid going down a similar path" story
>/v/irgins immediately assume it's about cuckshit

MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S SON!

>>718962965 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDS????????

>>718968110
It's about cuckshit.
It's all always about cuckshit with lefties.

I enjoyed these games. BTW it is literally his son for those who didnt play. His cum made the kid.

>>718966658
i don't get it

GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDS, WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON???? IT'S TIME FOR US TO BOND

GOOOOOOOOOOODS

WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY CONSOLE'S EXCLUSIVES

>>718968110
Being written by literal cuckolds didn't help.

god of war has always been woke

>>718963930
Good point anon. We should fix that.

>>718970351
But... I... hug... my family

>>718962965 (OP)
"ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>718962965 (OP)
I hate GoW.
You hate GoW
We all hate GoW

SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP POSTING THESE THREADS?

>>718970704
>REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!


Amazing

seriously asking: how can this franchise be saved?

>>718970709
BECAUSE WE. MUST. BE. BETTER. BOY!!!!!

>>718970704
He really said this in the game.

SHE LIES ABOUT HOW MANY BODIES SHE HAS
CAN'T FIND A BETTER MAN
SHE DREAMS OF COLORED DUDES SHE TAKES TO BED
CAN'T FIND A BETTER MAAAAAN!

>>718963335
>when you hear the bull pull into the driveway

>>718970936
KEK

>>718970810
>GoW goes from Greek mythology to Norse mythology
>immediately turns gay and cringe
really makes you think!

>>718970709
Good. Let your rage out. Once you are emptied of its hold on you, you can be a better man.

>>718963335
if you dont think this is cool or fun you're retarded

>>718962965 (OP)
I almost beat a guy the other night. I thought I was being a nigger we all mock for their violent tendencies. I was praying he'll make a wrong move. he was short and malnourished.

>>718968110
his son wasn't with him most of the story and kratos let people berate, beat and slap him.

>>718970810
By Odin's beard theres nothing wrong with this she only sleeps with him for pleasure its no diffferent from jerking off. She has alot on her mind with Roe v Wade being attacked.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDS, THE MEN ARE FAR TOO STUBBORN. WE MUST BE BETTER

>>718971761
>Kratos bangs whores
I thought he was a devoted family man in the games (that is surrounded by whores)?

>>718963875
>Pretty impressive. Too bad he looks like a soijak.
I need to stop wearing glasses

>>718963335
Damn Basedjack can do that???

>>718962965 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ZEUUUUS!
SUBSCRIBE TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S ONLYFANS NOW!

NANDATO? WAIFUSEXO WIT BLACKU
MAN? SUGOI, BOCCHAN! SUBARASHI?

>>718962965 (OP)
i know, i know... I'M WORKING ON IT

>>718963335
That's cool that he can slow down time like that.

HONEY IM SORRY I LET THE TOILET SEAT UP PLEASE DON'T CANCEL MARVEL NIGHT NOOO

I wonder if that youtuber who made that kratos video about being better men knows that he inadvertently spawned a meme.

>>718973949
>söybeard and tattoos
I think he lost his masculinity a long time ago.

>>718974413
Be better.

>>718974534
A reminder that the videos of men buying a ps5, crying, hugging the person who made the sale and jumping around are fake viral videos.

>>718970704
Actual dialogue of the video game God of War Ragnarok

>YES I AM A KEK
>YES I AM THE GOD OF KEKS
>YES I FUCK AFRICAN BVLLS
>YES I LOVE MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S SON
>I AM THE MIGHTY KEKTOS, THE GOD OF KEKS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718971365
>he was short and malnourished.

instead of beating him you should have given him food and become friends

>>718972029
what family? lmao

THE BULL ISN'T POZZED?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

What are (You) doing to be a better man, /v/?

A reminder that the videos of men buying a ps5, crying, hugging the person who made the sale and jumping around are fake viral videos.

>>718974832
>we must be better men

>>718970704
yeah I think that scene was a bit much

>>718974947
I'm playing Mario with my wife's crush son while she makes her move on him

Atreus... Is my son... Or is he?

>>718962965 (OP)
MEN, SIT DOWN, BE QUIET, LISTEN AND LEARN. WE MUST CONFRONT OURSELVES IN THE PAST, LIKE THIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxK14guJBtY

>>718975434
Powerful...

>>718974912
Nevermind he slaughtered them and went full chud

>>718971365
Be better

>>718975434
To say something more serious, this is so cheap. Dream sequences, or characters talking to some abstract representation of themselves is up there with the "I can explain" for hacky writing. This isn't a professional script. This is a fucking deviantart fanfiction story, or youtube video essay. What happened to SUBTEXT, or SHOW, NOT TELL for fucks sake?

>>718977101
They want to educate you, not entertain you.

>>718977101
you have a lot of being better to do

When did this site's weird obsession with cuckolding begin

>>718977227
Good writers can do both at the same time.

>>718977101
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD, ARES, DESTROY THIS ARCHAIC-MINDED MONSTER. IN RETURN... TAKE MY WIFE BUT ALLOW ME TO KEEP MY WIFE'S SON!

I like 4 and thought 5 was okay. His younger self was way more based though.