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Anonymous No.718967545 >>718968238 >>718968951 >>718969090 >>718969291 >>718969750 >>718969967 >>718970007 >>718971754 >>718971757 >>718973256 >>718973259 >>718973882
The actor for Miles Morales in the Sony Spider-man games says he hated this retarded suit and the haircut.
Says the suit was a Adidas' idea and it ruins the idea of a secret identity.
Also says he never had a haircut like that and he didn't even know they were going to do that until after the game came out
Anonymous No.718967861
Spiderman is gay as shit

Neglected child media
Anonymous No.718967870
Spiderman is gay as shit

Neglected child media
Anonymous No.718968238 >>718969506 >>718971579
>>718967545 (OP)
Doesn't matter if it doesn't hide his "secret identity". His stand alone DLC game had him reveal his identity to all of fucking Brooklyn or whatever. His identity matter for dick after that.
Anonymous No.718968951 >>718969506 >>718969617 >>718971976
>>718967545 (OP)
As a black person, I actually find this extremely and unironically racist as fuck. This is like having donut lips tier of racism, just with a modern coat of paint that feels more "acceptable"
Anonymous No.718969090
>>718967545 (OP)
>niggers says
stopped reading right there
Anonymous No.718969127
woah this thread is so empty its got a fucking echo
Anonymous No.718969291 >>718969464
>>718967545 (OP)
>and it ruins the idea of a secret identity.
Yeah it basically completely reduces the possible people spiderman could be down to less than 5% of the population of nyc
First we know hes black
About 20% of nyc is black
We know hes male
So then that knocks it down to 10%
And then we also know his age group and build which reduces the possible candidates down even further theres no way black teenage males more than 5% of nyc
Anonymous No.718969464
>>718969291
and then you remove the criminal and it leave you with 10 black people to pick from
Anonymous No.718969506 >>718970075
>>718968951
It wouldnt even be that bad if they had just give him a full mask instead of having the hair stick out

>>718968238
Is that true? Why?
Why even be "Spiderman" at that point if everyone knows who you are why even bother with the costume at all? Might aswell just be Miles at that point but guess thats not got as much name recognition as the titlecard spiderman so its all just stupid
Anonymous No.718969575
Literally a movie.
Anonymous No.718969594
Couldn't care less about capeshit but the Miles Morales game was worth playing for me just for the snowy NYC setting. I played a bit of the first new spiderman game but miles morales was way better.

Should I play Spiderman 2? I see its on the repack sites.
Anonymous No.718969617 >>718973301
>>718968951
Yeah it's like they had a new Spiderman who just happens to be from the Netherlands and they make him wear fucking clogs and lederhosen over his costume. It's like a caricature

I don't really believe you are black though
Anonymous No.718969750 >>718969831 >>718969920 >>718971712
>>718967545 (OP)
Anonymous No.718969831
>>718969750
>crime in progress
kino
Anonymous No.718969920
>>718969750
>okay we have a black spiderman
>i know, make in make illegal painting the size of a whole building about doing crime because your black.
Anonymous No.718969967 >>718972131 >>718972761
>>718967545 (OP)
> Hmm who IS Spiderman? I guess we'll never kn-
> Oh, he actually left a hair at the scene, because of his new suit. Let's run it through the DNA database.
> Not an exact match but suggests it's someone in this family who's on the system...
> What do you mean?
> Well you see, despite being 13%...

Mind you this only works if you ignore all the other times Peter Parker's suit gets torn up exposing his hair, or when he bleeds all over.

It blew my mind as a kid during that Batman Beyond soft finale that Amanda Waller was the only person competant enough to be like, 'Bruce Wayne, I know you're Batman because I collected all of the blood you left around from fighting supervillains'.
Anonymous No.718970007
>>718967545 (OP)
Why do the golems always attack their master?
Anonymous No.718970075
>>718969506
There pretty much do a broke bitch recreation of carrying maskless spider-man in one of the prior movies after he saves the day or whatever.
It's the entire reason everyone in Spider-man 2 knows he's black.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718971579
>>718968238
>His stand alone DLC game had him reveal his identity to all of fucking Brooklyn or whatever.
It was only revealed to about five people including his mom, one of which was Hayley and another was Teo. He's dating Hayley and gets discounts from Teo, and if I remember right the other two were people close to him so they wouldn't rat either.

Tobey had more people see his identity and keep quiet than Miles did.
Anonymous No.718971712
>>718969750
why does Spiderman support a terrorist organization wtf?
Anonymous No.718971754
>>718967545 (OP)
I think the problem with the game is the lack of a civilian mode. If they wanted so badly to show off their texture technology, why didn't they come up with a mode where you're not wearing the costume? That would be so much better.
Anonymous No.718971757
>>718967545 (OP)
Internalized racism
Anonymous No.718971976
>>718968951
>donut lips
In the case of the japanese. They just draw people with big lips like that.
Anonymous No.718972131 >>718973025
>>718969967
Superheroes in the modern world couldn’t hope to stay anonymous because of dna testing.
It’s better for writers to just not acknowledge it. costumed anonymous superheroes predate dna sequencing by decades, so the trope is grandfathered into our culture’s subconscious
Anonymous No.718972761 >>718973087
>>718969967
Not to mention that she managed to cuck Terry’s dad with said blood.
Anonymous No.718973025
>>718972131
True. Much better to accept this than have sanitised, bloodless action scenes desu
Anonymous No.718973087
>>718972761
Yeah true. Like damn, injected him with a shot that made him produce Bruce Wayne sperm.
That's an incredible level of cuckery.
Anonymous No.718973256
>>718967545 (OP)
Who would you trust yo market to that demographic. Some voice actor or a corporation that exclusively sells basketball attire?
Anonymous No.718973259
>>718967545 (OP)
aww, now that everyone agreed it looks like excrement you side with the people
fake ass faggot fuck
Anonymous No.718973301
>>718969617
NTA but I'm black and I think its racist to pretend to be black on the internet.
Anonymous No.718973730
The real takeaway here is that everyone who worked on the game knew that suit looked like shit but they went with it anyway
Anonymous No.718973882 >>718974184
>>718967545 (OP)
miles will never be spiderman
non whites are not spiderman
Anonymous No.718974184
>>718973882
>non whites are not spiderman
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