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Anonymous No.718970909 >>718971280 >>718971320 >>718971401 >>718971442 >>718971489 >>718972651 >>718972916 >>718976434 >>718976789 >>718979936 >>718979976 >>718981006 >>718982616 >>718982757
Name a flaw
Anonymous No.718971065
joker is cringe
Anonymous No.718971121
margana's fat ass
Anonymous No.718971196
kuzco's poison writing
Anonymous No.718971280
>>718970909 (OP)
Can't make Makoto sit on my face
Anonymous No.718971320 >>718971901 >>718972797
>>718970909 (OP)
The writing
The Phantom Thieves having zero chemistry
The two faced
>kamoshida getting with highschool students is... LE BAD YOU SICKO
>OMG KAWAMOMMY LOOK AT ALL THESE ADULT WOMEN THIRSTING OVER JOKER THIS IS GREAT
Anonymous No.718971401
>>718970909 (OP)
Has a lot of filler dialogue that is just there to tell you how smart you are for pressing a button.
And mementos being a piece of shit
Anonymous No.718971442
>>718970909 (OP)
Anonymous No.718971489
>>718970909 (OP)
Hifumi (best girl) not playable
Sae (second best girl) not romanceable and playable
Shiho is filthy used goods
Story is too short despite the game length desu
Anonymous No.718971901
>>718971320
Kamoshida actually abused kids, as in the real kind of harmful abuse. Ann was about to get raped probably and her friend probably sexually assaulted like that. Meanwhile, Kawakami helps Joker out. Takemi helps Joker out. Chihaya helps Joker out. Sae helps Joker out. Drunk woman is useless though. Its just simply not the same, its nice when the woman is hot.
Anonymous No.718972651
>>718970909 (OP)
I hate the cast with burning passion, they all have zero quemistry with eachother and just exist to worship joker. Its too fucking bloated too, the game should have been 30% shorter
Anonymous No.718972797
>>718971320
Joker has the power in the relationship. Kawakami tried to push him away multiple times and ends up the sub who unironically likes calling him Master.
Anonymous No.718972916 >>718975332
>>718970909 (OP)
You can date Ohya but not Sae
Anonymous No.718975332 >>718975438 >>718975608
>>718972916
Sae is a flattie
Anonymous No.718975438
>>718975332
Perfect.
Anonymous No.718975608
>>718975332
I know she's perfect
Anonymous No.718976194
Just get rid of Joker, Haru, Makoto and the whole "flashback" bullshit and you have the perfect game
>b-but muh self insert mc and convoluted story telling...
It's shit, jim
Anonymous No.718976434
>>718970909 (OP)
solid 9/10
only flaw is that they got rid of the funny gay sexual predators in Royal
it also makes queers on /v/ and r/games seethe so I like it
Anonymous No.718976789
>>718970909 (OP)
Only the first villain was compelling, the rest were boring filler shit and I hate that they managed to accomplish making a corporate villain as uninteresting a plotline as they did. They could have gone into so much more detail but every single societal 'issue' they touched on was half-assed and hollow compared to Kamoshida being a serious depiction of real issues in high schools
Anonymous No.718978001
The final boss being God is too much of a trope
One of your party members betraying you and being revealed to be behind all your problems at the end of the game is far more kino
Anonymous No.718979936
>>718970909 (OP)
The graphics are absurdly dated. Virtually no battle animations, still four-dudes-in-a-line simulator despite being a late PS3/PS4 title. Look at FF13 as a good example; despite coming out a decade earlier, it has everyone running around the enemy during battles to really breathe life into it (and FF13 was a BAD game!). P5 couldn't bother to give anyone anything other than an idle animation, and even the big attacks are cut-away 2D pre-rendered cutscenes that end on a still image. The only graphics people rave about is the UI, but it's ultimately just jpgs sliding around on a screen and not actually substantive - the actual menus themselves don't do anything special.

Game is advertised as being about stealth but the stealth mechanic is a joke. You press X to turn invisible, with enemies looking directly at you but not detecting you simply because you're up against a wall. It could be removed from the game entirely and no one would notice. It's also outright discouraged because missing out in fights in a JRPG = fewer rewards, the devs did not think it through.

Entire battle mechanics like the firearms are completely useless to the point where I'm not sure why it was even included. Royal addresses this a little but it's still a complete waste to fire your gun.

Music is all-around good but no one mentions the stinker tracks. Despite Mementos being the game's biggest and longest dungeon by far, and despite you constantly visiting it throughout the entirety of the 100-hour game, it has exactly one music track which is a repetitive ten-second loop.

The game offers multiple "bad end" routes but they all boil down to being a paragraph of dialogue and a jpg. Actual SMT games usually have multiple fleshed out routes with unique content. Why couldn't you join Maruki and fight against Akechi leading the phantom thieves trying to stop you? Why couldn't you join Yaldabaoth and see what being his agent is like, instead of the game just saying that's what you do?
Anonymous No.718979976
>>718970909 (OP)
Morgana only got kicked once the whole game instead of at least once per arc
Anonymous No.718981006
>>718970909 (OP)
>Name a flaw
Go to bed
Anonymous No.718982616
>>718970909 (OP)
There original english release spoils a major villain.
Anonymous No.718982757
>>718970909 (OP)
No girl with big tits