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Anonymous No.718971668 >>718972149 >>718972279 >>718972519 >>718972554 >>718972767 >>718973013 >>718973495 >>718973550 >>718976039 >>718976746 >>718979758 >>718979853 >>718982167 >>718984609 >>718990557
in smash why is half of peach’s moveset ass attacks?
Anonymous No.718972030
its only like 4 moves but thats still a lot.
Anonymous No.718972149
>>718971668 (OP)
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Anonymous No.718972207
real question is why no booba attack
Anonymous No.718972279 >>718972493 >>718976572
>>718971668 (OP)
Built for Bowser
Anonymous No.718972302
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPFFFTT
Anonymous No.718972383 >>718972479
The double standards are real. Imagine the blacklash if the roles were reversed and they had a male character attacking with his penis.
Anonymous No.718972479
>>718972383
False equivalence. Peach is attacking with her ass not her clit
Anonymous No.718972493
>>718972279
t. Bowser
Anonymous No.718972519 >>718979758
>>718971668 (OP)
She has a powerful butt it makes sense she would use it.
Anonymous No.718972531 >>718972667
TimmyBros
Anonymous No.718972554
>>718971668 (OP)
Because she's wearing heels
Anonymous No.718972667
>>718972531
I feel you, Kirat. I trust you to sort out my shoulder injury in the next appointment since my fuckin boomer practitioner retired after telling me to drink les water.
Anonymous No.718972767 >>718972915 >>718973289
>>718971668 (OP)
Pop quiz, anon. What do peaches (the fruit) look like?
Anonymous No.718972915
>>718972767
Momotaro
Anonymous No.718973013 >>718974407
>>718971668 (OP)
Imagine if Mario got trapped inside her butt haha
Anonymous No.718973289 >>718977294
>>718972767
Asses?
Anonymous No.718973495
>>718971668 (OP)
because is sexy
Anonymous No.718973550
>>718971668 (OP)
For anal only
Anonymous No.718973914 >>718974779
For white men only
Anonymous No.718974407
>>718973013
https://youtu.be/uMCCxuGIGtw
Anonymous No.718974779
>>718973914
oh so NOW italians are white
Anonymous No.718976039
>>718971668 (OP)
i VILL generate overweight cake eating peaches
Anonymous No.718976095
>eating increases her side special's knockback
>eating increases her knockback resistance
>eating increases her grab attack's damage.
>eating reduces her grounded move speed
Anonymous No.718976408
Anonymous No.718976572 >>718977020
>>718972279
>Bowser
built for Mario
Anonymous No.718976746 >>718977543 >>718987339
>>718971668 (OP)
Peach has done untold damage to multiple generations of men, everyone wants to smell and eat ass because think think it will smell and taste like peaches
Anonymous No.718977020
>>718976572
Wonder what this guy is up to.
Anonymous No.718977294
>>718973289
Correct.
The entire reason Peach uses her ass to attack is a joke based on that, and also it's a common wrestling move in Japan. A hip check, commonly referred to as a flying peach. It's a deliberate joke.
Anonymous No.718977543 >>718977856 >>718979758
>>718976746
I don't even think Peach's cake would taste or smell like peaches.
Anonymous No.718977856
>>718977543
And that's a good thing!
Anonymous No.718978537
Anonymous No.718979758 >>718982368 >>718990218
>>718972519
>>718971668 (OP)
>>718977543
Need Peach's huge butt to turn me into a quickshot.
Anonymous No.718979853
>>718971668 (OP)
Sakurai took inspiration from Peach's Untold Tale
Anonymous No.718982167
>>718971668 (OP)
Because its funny
Anonymous No.718982241
Anonymous No.718982368 >>718983067 >>718983078
>>718979758
how quick?
Anonymous No.718983067
>>718982368
That is a cool idea for pants. I would buy a men's version
Anonymous No.718983078 >>718990218
>>718982368
45 seconds of grinding
Anonymous No.718983372 >>718983583
>Peach thread
Based.
Anonymous No.718983482 >>718983583 >>718989175
Peachy.
Anonymous No.718983583 >>718985605
>>718983372
>>718983482
i like her puffy pink lips
not even as a fetish thing it just makes her even cuter
Anonymous No.718983617 >>718984076
Warning: potential fetish unlock
Anonymous No.718984076
>>718983617
I want this process backwards
Anonymous No.718984609 >>718984975
>>718971668 (OP)
Fart jokes
Anonymous No.718984975
>>718984609
>jokes
Anonymous No.718985605
>>718983583
Peach's plump pink lips are one of her best features
I think she single-handedly gave me a thing for lips
Anonymous No.718987339 >>718989264
>>718976746
I want to suffocate in Peach's scent as she sits on my face
Anonymous No.718989175
>>718983482
I need giant Peach saying this to me
Anonymous No.718989264
>>718987339
You wouldn't be able to handle her scent though...
Anonymous No.718989896
Large.
Anonymous No.718990218 >>718990779
>>718979758
>>718983078
Lewd... And cute~
Just some rub rubs and grind grinds and nonny spurts all over himself and Peach's butt~
What if Peachy turns you into a hopeless prejac quickshot that can't last even 15 seconds...? To the point where you start leaking the second you see Peachy's Peachy soft butt~
Anonymous No.718990557 >>718990729
>>718971668 (OP)
>Side B, Back Aerial, Backwards Throw

That's all I remember from SSBM which I haven't played since 200X. I remember this because I fantasized about Peach beating me up with her butt and sitting on me as a child.
Anonymous No.718990729
>>718990557
dthrow? *arguably* dsmash
Anonymous No.718990779 >>718990847
>>718990218
What does her butt smell like?
Anonymous No.718990847 >>718991137
>>718990779
Peach soap, but also bit sweaty.
Anonymous No.718991137
>>718990847
Why sweaty? As a princess shouldn't she be lounging around all day?