Thread 718978818

i never understood why this was so funny

>>718978818 (OP)
just the absurdity of taking pics of human catastrophe somehow makes you proficient in gunmanship

>>718978818 (OP)
Its not, it was very forced

>>718978818 (OP)
>Mobilefag
Your dad never understood why he didn't just swallow you either.

>>718978974
>just the absurdity of taking pics of human catastrophe somehow makes you proficient in gunmanship
Especially in a Zombie apocalypse, but in this scene because of her twisted ankle, Jessica has no choice.

>>718978818 (OP)
I really don't like how they censored the recent remake, and that was just one of it's problems (bugs).
Good thing it flopped.
https://steamdb.info/app/2527390/charts/

>>718980389
I had fun with it, especially the fixed infinity mode; that mag that lets you blend everything was pretty cool, too.

>>718980389
I think all "remakes" should unironically be illegal
>but muh free speech, y-you can't make certain art illegal
Don't care. Get rid of it.

>>718978818 (OP)
It's memetic because it sums up Frank's character. He's a random photojournalist slapped in the middle of a government-infused zombie outbreak clusterfuck that ends with him fistfighting a Special Forces general on top of a tank and is somehow capable of pulling it all off despite that.

>>718982991
yeah it's actually kinda crazy.
man goes from never having shot a gun in self-defense before to ripping people's organs out with his bare hands in 3 days, all while in his mid-30s.

>Americans in America
>grown adult speaking to a grown adult
>"do you even know how to use a gun?"

>>718984583
Anon not every state in America is a "gun in one hand, beer in the other" state.

>>718984794
The state DR1 takes place in, for example
>There are at least 7,758,000 million firearms in Colorado.

>>718978818 (OP)
Reddit humor

>>718985780
Yeah but Frank's a New Yorker.

>>718978818 (OP)
Trying to use his job as a position of authority to handle a gun when infact hes a goof who has no experience.

>hey bro Ive watched a lot of porn you know. Im basically a pro at sex.

>>718983127
He probably knows martial arts and did wrestling judging how in the hypothetic sequel Off the Record he does some WWE shit to the zombies for cash and zombrex.