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Anonymous No.718981176 >>718981410 >>718981467 >>718981473 >>718981791 >>718982392 >>718982972 >>718983002 >>718983147 >>718983169 >>718983251 >>718983698 >>718984335 >>718988235 >>718988420 >>718988614 >>718988856 >>718989259 >>718992351 >>718992358 >>718993618 >>718995269 >>718995295 >>718997991 >>718998653 >>718998796 >>719001269 >>719001967 >>719003192 >>719003747 >>719007452 >>719007553 >>719009023 >>719012345 >>719013487 >>719013815 >>719014230 >>719017095 >>719017553 >>719018402 >>719018769 >>719018932 >>719019850 >>719020053 >>719020858 >>719024627 >>719029946 >>719030187
Hey guys, Control is super cheap on Steam right now https://store.steampowered.com/app/870780/Control_Ultimate_Edition/
Anonymous No.718981410 >>718983169 >>719006604
>>718981176 (OP)
finally worth paying for it
Anonymous No.718981467 >>718981616 >>718981673 >>718981712 >>718981769 >>718981791 >>718981795 >>718981847 >>718982019 >>718982063 >>718982316 >>718982335 >>718983169 >>718985171 >>718985907 >>718988856 >>718989530 >>718990780 >>718991365 >>718991470 >>718991897 >>718995389 >>718997191 >>718998735 >>718999510 >>719004225 >>719004295 >>719005356 >>719007452 >>719012678 >>719014230 >>719017419 >>719019060 >>719019384 >>719019570 >>719023326 >>719023623 >>719025820 >>719031607 >>719037183
>>718981176 (OP)
mm but is it good?
Anonymous No.718981473 >>719022863
>>718981176 (OP)
PLayed it and beat it on PS4 then again on PC. Excellent game. Shame Remedy are fully woke nowadays.
Anonymous No.718981616
>>718981467
its limited, but not bad.
the upgrade system is... full of shit options, but there are good ones.
story is good enough, executed ok.
the chick you play as manages to avoid being an annoying girlboss despite technically stumbling into becoming just that.
definitely worth a playthrough, especially at that price.
the people designing the world/environment had some really good ideas in places.
its the sort of thing I would have LOVED to see a decent sequel to that improves on the original
Anonymous No.718981673 >>718982087 >>718982878 >>719020407
>>718981467
It's good. Stops just short of great though. It doesn't try hard enough with the Not-SCP concept, but what's there is good.
Anonymous No.718981712
>>718981467
It's better than May Payne.
Anonymous No.718981769
>>718981467
it's slop
Anonymous No.718981791
>>718981467
>>718981176 (OP)
>You are a worm through time.

>The thunder song distorts you.

>Happiness comes.

>White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye.

>Through a mirror, inverted is made right.

>Leave your insides by the door.

>Push the fingers through the surface into the wet.

>You’ve always been the new you.

>You want this to be true.

>We stand around you while you dream.

>You can almost hear our words but you forget.

>This happens more and more now.
Anonymous No.718981795 >>718981838 >>718983169
>>718981467
It's fine. Gets a bit repetitive though from what I recall
Anonymous No.718981829
abiotic did it better
Anonymous No.718981838
>>718981795
The 2 DLCs add more variety.
Anonymous No.718981847 >>718981881 >>719024759
>>718981467
Eye candy once they added HDR. Plus i appreciated the porcupine tree song in the ending credits.
Anonymous No.718981881
>>718981847
Bro that credit song made me SHIT myself. I legit fucking love Steven Wilson and PP
Anonymous No.718981885 >>718981942
>heshe mc
sorry, im not a tranny, ill give it a miss
Anonymous No.718981942 >>718982075 >>719024083
>>718981885
You'll hate me but deeplore on this exists. I still think she should be as hot as the face model BUT yeah deep lore. I won't spoil it.
Anonymous No.718981979 >>719003554
but i have it on gog
Anonymous No.718982019 >>718982080 >>718982620
>>718981467
It's very neat, but the gameplay is ass and the story lacks catharsis
If you are able to enjoy other remedy games, you'll enjoy control.
Anonymous No.718982063 >>718997316 >>719007170 >>719020407
>>718981467
It's an okay SCP knockoff, but the save system is the most deranged fucking system ever conceived in video games bar none. That's not an overexagerration either, it's truly that awful. Whoever thought of it needs to be killed, in REAL LIFE, not in minecraft.
Anonymous No.718982075 >>718982252
>>718981942
deep lore these nutz
Anonymous No.718982080 >>718982450
>>718982019
>the gameplay is ass
No. Playing as a flying telekinetic gun goddess is fun.
>the story lacks catharsis
Hate to admit it but this is a trvke. Game values mystery and vibes over payoffs. It's why people want the sequel really bad.
Anonymous No.718982087
>>718981673
Yeah I wish they tripled down on the spooky part instead of making the game all about the Mary Sue cunt
Anonymous No.718982103 >>718982878
I am I think halfway through it so far. I turned on instant kills because the combat started to get repetitive. I guess I did the Alan Wake DLC by accident and killed the Darkness boss. That area was interesting and it was nice having a more classic horror enemy to deal with. I wish it focused more on needing to deal with the objects and them having a gimmick to deal with rather than just shooting a bunch of the same hiss enemies over and over again.
Anonymous No.718982120 >>719031828
It's fun and good but it's no masterpiece. The janitor Ahti is great and you also get janitor overalls after completing his quests. There' lot of Finnish references which I, as a Finn, enjoyed
Anonymous No.718982212 >>718982301 >>719020407
My biggest gripe with the setting is that literally everything ties back to the astral plane. I just think a SCP knockoff should have crazy shit from dozens of completely contradictory or unknown sources. It makes the world feel a lot smaller when a single phenomena is responsible for everything supernatural.
Anonymous No.718982252 >>718982374 >>719024083
>>718982075
I'm just saying bro.


ACTUAL spoiler that's serious and a spoiler but still presented with care. Don't fucking highlight this.
Dylan and Jesse and both androgynous names. We don't know who's the chicken and who's the egg or how many eggs there were.
Anonymous No.718982301 >>718982384
>>718982212
Anon, the game draws and real Jungian ideas and other Mysticism. The Astral Plane is one of the most commonly understood and shared mystical ideas in the world. It's literally fundamental.
Anonymous No.718982316
>>718981467
>is it good?
Anonymous No.718982335
>>718981467
It's a solid game with a few flaws. Worth a play though, especially with a nice pc where you can crank the graphics. It's a shame the game doesn't get even weirder than it does, it's a world of near infinite possibilities and it often feels like it's holding back the more wild ideas so it can keep being a cool third person shooter with some powers thrown in. The upgrade system is pointless, you only keep the very best upgrades and toss the rest into the garbage, the enemy variety isn't quite there most of the game and if you are prone to getting lost you might get bored reclearing the filler enemies that repopulate places as you figure out where the next zone to explore starts. The exploration is good though, flying around and looking for new places to access was enjoyable since jessie controls very well, the fights are often fast and brutal but never quite getting to the point of being bullshit, all her powers and gun types have their place. I was never much into alan wake so when we got alan wake 2 instead of control 2 I was kinda meh about the whole thing.
Anonymous No.718982374 >>718982542
>>718982252
don't care
i didn't beat it because it kept crashing and i got really tired of replaying long and tedious parts
Anonymous No.718982384 >>718982542 >>719020407
>>718982301
And that's fine for some of it. But if they really wanted to copy SCP like they obviously did, there needed to be more "we don't know what the fuck is up with this".
Anonymous No.718982392
>>718981176 (OP)
$4 is about what's actually worth.
Anonymous No.718982416 >>718982495 >>718985282
He was the best part of the game, by far.
Anonymous No.718982450 >>718982542
>>718982080
Ok I may be being a little too harsh saying the gameplay is ass, but for me the gunplay went from fun to a slog long before I ran out of content.
Anonymous No.718982495 >>718982612 >>719011138
>>718982416
>gets fucked up and ascends into the astral plane, never to be heard from again
What the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.718982542 >>718982628
>>718982374
Literal skill issue. You remind me of the journos who got mad that the game is unforgiving.

.t beat it on PC and on Console

>>718982384
Sure. You did play the DLC though right? The Former comes into play more there a bit and the AW one had some newer ideas.

I want them to go buckwild too but Rememdy are kinda... small minded. Maybe they'll cut loose but I bet the Ash Tray will remain one of their alltime peaks and never get matched. I too would prefer tons of ash trays and motels and fungal regions and shit. I just look at what the devs do and that's not it. They want the weird stuff to be standing out amongts a lot of mundanity and their technical talent leans almost entirely into shooters, not other genres.

>>718982450
Mileage varies I suppose but I found it fun the whole time and nearly Platted it.
Anonymous No.718982612
>>718982495
He fucked his eldritch waifu. Who among us wouldn't do the same?
Anonymous No.718982620 >>718982686 >>718983017
>>718982019
>the story lacks catharsis
A common problem with remedy. Alan Wake, Quantum Break, and Control, all had this issue.
Anonymous No.718982628 >>718982727 >>718983256
>>718982542
are you fucking retarded or are you just baiting? how's it "skill issue"?
Anonymous No.718982686 >>718983017
>>718982620
I enjoyed Quantum Break for the ride that it was, but the fact that it just sputters on a cliffhanger that never gets resolved sucked.
Anonymous No.718982727 >>718982793 >>718983453
>>718982628
I've played the game through twice and aside from a couple sideboss runbacks, it's really not that challenging so long as you fully utilize what they give you.

It's been compared to Dark Souls in it's time because of how it punishes mistakes and has annoying runbacks at times but I literally never felt like it was unfair.

You suck at the game and have chosen the egotistical emergency escape pod known as blaming the game rather than git gud.
Anonymous No.718982793 >>718982853
>>718982727
>It's been compared to Dark Souls in it's time because of how it punishes mistakes
lmao maybe on consoles? on PC the game's piss easy. nta
Anonymous No.718982853 >>718982887
>>718982793
Yes that was on console. On PC it's easier to just soar around and really lean into the power fantasy but desu, on console I felt the same after awhile. If you're ACTUALLY skilled at games, it's not that hard on either but of course shooters with heavy movement and lots of optional attacks are easiest to excel at on PC.
Anonymous No.718982878
>>718981673
>It doesn't try hard enough with the Not-SCP concept
>>718982103
>I wish it focused more on needing to deal with the objects and them having a gimmick to deal with rather than just shooting a bunch of the same hiss enemies over and over again.
Bingo.

Remedy isn't that good at combat or puzzles. Alan Wake II was good because it went all in on the atmosphere.
Anonymous No.718982887 >>718982927
>>718982853
>desu
kys weeb
Anonymous No.718982927 >>718982963
>>718982887
lmao, get fucked newfag. Fuck off to reddit.
Anonymous No.718982963
>>718982927
Anonymous No.718982972 >>718983036 >>718983091
>>718981176 (OP)
I have it on PS+ and before that beat it on a pirated copy on PC, why would I pay for it?
Anonymous No.718983002 >>719012640 >>719013380 >>719013380
>>718981176 (OP)
Unfortunately, she has no ass. So I'll pass.
Anonymous No.718983017
>>718982620
>>718982686
It's been years since I payed quantum break but if I remember correctly reading into all the tidbits reveals that time ends up fucked and the primary characters end up as time zombies.
Anonymous No.718983036 >>718983602
>>718982972
maybe the thread wasn't for you?
I got friends who would have fun with it, so I spend $15 and gifted it.
Anonymous No.718983091 >>718983238
>>718982972
Because two of their latest games have flopped and they're going bankrupt without your help!
Anonymous No.718983147
>>718981176 (OP)
Actually got around to doing Alan Wake 2 on super sale. Was a bit sad when the Jesse DLC wasn't some degree of catharsis. I feel like that's their hook to keep me playing Remedy shit.
Anonymous No.718983169 >>718983198 >>718983501 >>718983772 >>718988301 >>718993226 >>718993274 >>719016436
>>718981467
>>718981176 (OP)
>>718981410
>>718981795
Kill yourself wokeniggers
Anonymous No.718983198 >>718983225 >>718983501
>>718983169
why do you insist in shitting up this website chud?
Anonymous No.718983225
>>718983198
Not even one, aquanigger
Anonymous No.718983238
>>718983091
Yeah, Epic kills shit, and no phys run on console was a weird choice.
Then Firebreak was just waaay to bare bones for that kind of game. When I found out the play test I did was actually 75% of the content I lost a lotta interest.
Anonymous No.718983251 >>718983390 >>718984579
>>718981176 (OP)
Are there mods to turn the tranny protag into a woman?
Anonymous No.718983256
>>718982628
nta but I agree with you. Control's mid to late game becomes a fucking slog. It actually starts very early on but during that time it doesn't feel so invasive yet. They bother you too much with the respawning enemies in the environment every time you revisit an area or hit a safe zone.
The solution for me was to get into the accessibility options and turn on cheating like one hit kills, and maybe turn them off when I encounter something interesting. The game is mid and the story has interesting parts, but it doesn't go all the way. It leaves you with too many questions, even with the DLC.
Anonymous No.718983390
>>718983251
Nope. I wish somebody'd made a conversion from quantum break but evidently it's easier said than done.
Anonymous No.718983453
>>718982727
it's not about it being challenging (it's not)
it's about it being unstable and crashing
Anonymous No.718983501
>>718983169
fuck off, zoom-nigger
>>718983198
fuck off, woke-nigger
Anonymous No.718983581 >>718983747
Maybe a controversial opinion, I like Poets of the Fall but their inclusion in the games has started to feel a bit rote. Instead of a fun surprise, I'm now expecting the big bombastic musical sequence at some point when I play, and it takes away from the experience a little.
Anonymous No.718983602 >>718983639
>>718983036
Telling people that this thread isn't for them is the stupidest thing you could do, if shit like that worked then shitposting wouldn't exist.
Anonymous No.718983639
>>718983602
What is stupid about it, hmmm?
You seem to be making a lot of assumptions here.
Anonymous No.718983698
>>718981176 (OP)
>one of the bundles is Firebreak
I actually forgot about that game
Anonymous No.718983747
>>718983581
That's not Control's fault though
Anonymous No.718983772 >>718984470 >>718985486 >>718988363 >>719020407
>>718983169
Idk if there's anything in Control that's really woke, and with how it's obvious they wanted to write a quippy "that just happened" type main character I was more or less primed to get pissed off at any hint of it, the closest I can think of is the security chief being a negress and that's honestly like early 2000s level "woke", whoever picked that for that character probably does have a political agenda but it's not drastically affecting the plot.

Anyway I've always loved both SCP and Remedy games since either started existing so when I first got Control I played it for like 9 hours straight lol, but it ended up taking me like over a year to beat because it does kind of lose momentum as you go, the regular combat gets tedious and the the novelty of having a professional game with SCP type stories in it kinda wears off since many of them would be considered low tier or even might have been rejected when the original site was still big. There are still some cool sequences and lore in every part of the game if you like surreal horror type stuff though
Anonymous No.718983883
>Looter shooter upgrade grind
>Metroidvania but the map is intentionally shitty so trying to find that one room you found in the first quarter but needed an ability from the last quarter is annoying

I got it for free from Humble and enjoyed most of it. Hell, I even kinda wanted to 100% it, but that desire dried up super quick.
Anonymous No.718984335
>>718981176 (OP)
played it for a few hours thought it was boring. ever since alan wake 1 i've come to hate all remedy games
Anonymous No.718984470
>>718983772
its surprising they managed to put a redheaded white girl in the game and not a nigger.
they chose someone with a bit of manjaw going on but its the kind you see from that lineage easily enough.
Anonymous No.718984579 >>718988469 >>718990996
>>718983251
>tranny
A fit chick with a mid face is not a troon, you dipshits look for the most retarded shit to get hung up on.
And I'm saying this as a steamfag that has the "female protagonist" tag on my blacklist.
Anonymous No.718984592
The game has a hard spike early on with some boss, then you start blasting the entire game with throwable objects
theres side activities that are total filler and not worth, generally its about killing a bunch of npcs in a location for minor rewards and you probably want to avoid that

Im a bit bothered by poor lipsync but it was a lower budget title I guess.

Lots of cool environments and plot points.
Anonymous No.718985171
>>718981467
It is decent but with some problems. Something about the engine or graphics was very off for me. Lights were immensely bright and dark areas were way too dark. Like staring into a searchlight followed by the abyss. Squinting at the screen trying to understand what those enemy pixels were doing in the distance, do I need to react, am I in danger. And the boss fights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q40fKsRsHFU
Anonymous No.718985282 >>718985493 >>718997191
>>718982416
how to achieve this build
Anonymous No.718985486 >>718988469 >>718988657
>>718983772
>Idk if there's anything in Control that's really woke, and with how it's obvious they wanted to write a quippy "that just happened" type main character
I actually think Jesse was less of a quirk chungus self-insert than I thought she was going to be, and more of a legitimately anxious self-doubting fem-autist that was extremely dependent on her own personal alien Navi not just for her powers but also self esteem

I liked her
Anonymous No.718985493 >>718986908 >>719029115
>>718985282
Weight lifting to build muscle, eat fatty foods or drink beer for the calories, do no cardio whatsoever.
Anonymous No.718985563
Already have it when ebin gave it away, already played it to death.
Anonymous No.718985907
>>718981467
one of the very few games with top-tier brutalist architecture
Anonymous No.718986908 >>718986963
>>718985493
and die of a heart attack before hitting 50
Anonymous No.718986963
>>718986908
>heart attack before 50
Shit genes.
Anonymous No.718988235 >>718990906 >>719016436
>>718981176 (OP)
Fuck off
I'm not buying your DEI slop
Anonymous No.718988301 >>718993321 >>718999476
>>718983169
This anon
There's the token nigger inside it and the mc has a troon face and body
Shills are desperate to revive trash
Unironically even concord is better than this
Anonymous No.718988363 >>718990906
>>718983772
>Token nigger you see in every game that fucking ugly revolting eye bulging monster
>Troon female MC
Not woke
Kys faggot
Didn't even bother finishing that revolting trash, I regret ever buying it eben discounted
All woke tards and Devs who made such trash should be killed on sight for bending the knee
All of them
Anonymous No.718988420 >>718990906
>>718981176 (OP)
I'm not buying anything off gaben until he stops spreading his ass for visa & mastercard mafia
Anonymous No.718988469
>>718984579
The model they used for the cover was hotter so it's kinda gay even if it's not egregious. Again this is the kind of thing that's only that noticeable because we're, justifiably, less tolerant today than we were in like 2004. UT2k4 had mulatto female characters that would scream MAH HOUSE after kills, and I only remember noticing it after hearing it for the 70th time and it was less thinking the devs had a racial agenda, although they probably did, and more just mild cringing thinking how if the zero-irony wigger kids at school heard it they'd be aggressively mocking it saying NERDS THINK THEY BLACK

>>718985486
My impression was that Lake wanted to write a modern audience Marvel movie style character for whatever fucking reason but is too good of a writer to fully commit to that brand of awfulness
Anonymous No.718988614 >>718989359 >>718989412
>>718981176 (OP)
Its good, i just hope they balance the sequel a bit so the gubplay actually matters. Launch is just such a good ability it basically invalidates the gun most of the time
Anonymous No.718988657
>>718985486
She seemed kinda bland to me honestly. I mostly enjoyed her in the AWE expansion because she gets kinda dorky when the space stuff is involved because it's clear she has an interest in astronomy
Anonymous No.718988856 >>718992120
>>718981176 (OP)
>90% discount
Damn, shit must be tough for Remedy. When I bought Control, it's was only on 75% discount.

>>718981467
Navigation can be a bitch, but overall, I liked it. One of the better not-SCP games out there.
Anonymous No.718989082
>DUDE EVERYTHING'S RED LOL
this got so old an hour into the game
>wow you have a shapeshifting gun, its so cool right?
okay that's-
>there's random loot to modify your gun!
why?
>now you can fly and throw rocks you don't the gun anymore!
uhhh, ok then
>now you finished the game! play the dlc!
and that was the last straw, foundation was so utterly mediocre i didn't even bother with the second one and i have zero interest in any further games by these people.
Anonymous No.718989256 >>718989357 >>718989890 >>718990906
>on steam
Why would anyone run a game through a launcher that constantly keeps online store running in the background when you can just doubleclick game.exe? Not to mention the game is free in torrents.
Control is great btw, you should play it.
Anonymous No.718989259
>>718981176 (OP)
Lemme sell my 50 TF2 crates real quick.
Anonymous No.718989357
>>718989256
I prefer playing from Steam whenever I can because I like its replay feature. I even add non-Steam games to my library for it. Also, where applicable, automatic updates are convenient.
Anonymous No.718989359 >>718989395 >>718989456
>>718988614
Whoa you can hurl forklifts at people?
This shit actually looks pretty fun.
Anonymous No.718989395
>>718989359
Throwing actually becomes more viable late game that just shooting.
Anonymous No.718989412
>>718988614
i personally love throwing objects at people and watching them ragdoll, most of the guns were inferior until you got later into the game with the powerful but slow rate of fire option
Anonymous No.718989456
>>718989359
If i recall forklifts are part of the second upgrade for launch alongside heavily armored enemies.24y0s
Anonymous No.718989530
>>718981467
i thought it was decent.
lots of environmental destruction
protag also has a nice ass if you get the buttsuit (iirc you had to mod it in)
Anonymous No.718989890
>>718989256
auto updating and steam workshop.
I'm still pirating half my games anyway.
Anonymous No.718990746 >>718990791 >>718990906 >>718991089 >>718991670 >>718995984
Wtf why is everyone saying this game is about dei or woke niggers? I played it and didn't think about anything of the sort at all
Anonymous No.718990780
>>718981467
No but it's cheap.
Anonymous No.718990791
>>718990746
Welcome to /v/
Anonymous No.718990906 >>719018976
>>718988235
>>718988363
>>718988420
>>718989256
lol

>>718990746
shills mad that steam has a sale.
they work for the competition.
Anonymous No.718990963 >>718991292 >>718991526 >>718992508
>2.90 left in my Steam Wallet
Someone else wanna buy me this?
Anonymous No.718990996 >>718991067
>>718984579
My dude they clearly botched the face scan, intentionally or not. Just compare her face to the IRL model, or even the Quantum Break model.
Anonymous No.718991067
>>718990996
nta but that doesnt make her a tranny.
it just means a troon got triggered over her face and made the jaw wider as usual.
Anonymous No.718991089 >>718991162
>>718990746
Alan Wake 2 had a direct change recommended by sweet baby inc to make one of the playable characters a black female, so everyone is annoyed with Remedy, and even worse Control has major story tie ins with that series. I'm usually level headed about this type of thing but I said fuck off with that and haven't bought Alan Wake 2. It doesn't help that the first game was p weak though
Anonymous No.718991162
>>718991089
But isnt saga a nigger because MR door is a nigger? that makes sense to me
Anonymous No.718991209 >>718991252
if this is a tranny then im a tranny fucker 100%
Anonymous No.718991252 >>718991280
>>718991209
This isn't, the Control protagonist is.
Anonymous No.718991280 >>718991542
>>718991252
it could cut diamonds bro
Anonymous No.718991292
>>718990963
just sell some dota or cs crap from your inventory
Anonymous No.718991365
>>718981467
What goes through your head when you post this kind of gifs?
Anonymous No.718991452 >>719007940
It's been free on Epic Games like 3 times now.
Anonymous No.718991470 >>718991687 >>718991724
>>718981467
Yes. You/We will enjoy the game/life.
Anonymous No.718991526
>>718990963
Offload your steam cards, you'd be surpriced how much you can get off of that.
Anonymous No.718991542
>>718991280
Still infinitely more feminine than the ig model.
Anonymous No.718991670 >>718991781 >>718991930
>>718990746
Female protagonist, security chief was a black female, white male was the villain. That's more than enough to trigger the screeching. Also Alan Wake 2 was hard woke, so everything Remedy has ever made is retroactively woke now, apparently.
Anonymous No.718991687 >>718992323 >>719030942
>>718991470
I really love the concept of The Board, especially when they break character like when infected by the Hiss or when dealing with FORMER.

Also this guy
Anonymous No.718991724
>>718991470
>The Board is a board
>/v/ is a board
What do they shitpost about do you think?
Anonymous No.718991781 >>718991847
>>718991670
The villain is The Hiss, moreso than Dylan, who's really just possessed by them. They also possess the black woman chief who's the final boss of the first DLC, making her just as much of a villain as Dylan.
Anonymous No.718991847 >>718992018
>>718991781
Dylan being a willing terminal for The Hiss, makes him a le evil huhwhyte guy, while with the security chief, she only got corrupted because the tech keeping her protected broke.
Anonymous No.718991897 >>718992000
>>718981467
Absolutely yes. The core gameplay gets kinda repetitive towards the end, but it grips you with the bretty good story/lore and aesthetics (
Anonymous No.718991930 >>718991952 >>718997558 >>719006560
>>718991670
Why is alan wake 2 "hard woke" ? i've played it about 3 times over and the only problems i have with it is the shitty performance
Anonymous No.718991952
>>718991930
It just is, /v/ told me it was and they'd never lie to me
Anonymous No.718992000
>>718991897
"Kinda" repetitive? My nigger in christ you just throw rocks.
Anonymous No.718992018 >>718992110
>>718991847
>being a willing terminal
more like he was desperate after getting fucked over because the bureau were not good parents to their test subject.
He broke shit open and was caught out without a hedron resonance amplifier when the hiss invaded.
he didn't willingly let it in. thats just some bullshit the possessed version tells you.
Anonymous No.718992078 >>718992163
I like that Jesse's personal hell has her Dykefu gushing over a guy
Anonymous No.718992110 >>718992215
>>718992018
He doesn't seem very possessed like the others, which would make sense because he's not a regular human, just like his sister.
Anonymous No.718992120
>>718988856
Remedy cucked themselves by making Alan wake 2 esg exclusive and changing a cute blonde woman for a black woman
Anonymous No.718992163
>>718992078
I like that her personal hell is casual open plan office work, Remedy knew what they were saying with that one.
Anonymous No.718992215 >>718992258
>>718992110
he very much is.
the hiss is still the fucking hiss.
the sister was easily possessed against her will as well.
he was more useful willing and able to use his powers. thats all.
this is sophisticated possession vs bargain bin possession at work.
Anonymous No.718992258 >>718992328
>>718992215
We know The Hiss can control the level at which it takes over a being, like with the previous director, maybe they felt full possession wasn't necessary with Dylan
Anonymous No.718992323 >>718998671
>>718991687
Janitor in finnish is "talonmies" which directly translates to "the man of the house". When you meet him first he "mistakes" you for applying to be janitor's assistant. In the end he was right.
Anonymous No.718992328
>>718992258
its the iron fist in a velvet glove treatment.
they forced their way into him like everything else, read him, saw the use he had, and pretended to be friends.
Anonymous No.718992351 >>718992590
>>718981176 (OP)
I got the regular edition on Epic for free but never played it. I think I'll buy this ultimate edition just to add game to my Steam library. Who knows when I'm going to play it.
Anonymous No.718992358
>>718981176 (OP)

>MAN JAW

>Bad max payne with stupid telepathic powers.

Alert me when they create a mod that actually makes it a good game and not a RTX tech demo with a terrible plot.
Anonymous No.718992508
>>718990963
Your 5 billions TF2 crates cover the cost
Anonymous No.718992590 >>718995059
>>718992351
dlc aint worth playing so you could just play the regular version.
Anonymous No.718993032
wasnt it free on epic somewhen?
Anonymous No.718993226
>>718983169
>I entered a thread full of things that wasn't for me and now am angry and telling strangers to end themselves
You should seek therapy for your internal turmoil
Anonymous No.718993274
>>718983169
Why do chuds insist on giving all games to the woke? Do they hate games in general?
Anonymous No.718993321 >>718994087
>>718988301
Why do you idiots insist Jesse looks like a man? Are y'all such chinlets that you get mogged by a woman?
Anonymous No.718993618
>>718981176 (OP)
fuck off max payne
Anonymous No.718993752
May as well, right?
Anonymous No.718994087
>>718993321
they are indians mad that steam is getting away with another sale.
Anonymous No.718995059 >>718995092
>>718992590
The floor with the Alan Woke tie in was DLC right? I played the ultimate edition way after it came out so idk, but I thought that section was pretty good as a diversion when the rest of the game had gotten really samey
Anonymous No.718995092 >>718995746
>>718995059
maybe I remember wrong.
if its fun its fun, I guess.
Anonymous No.718995269
>>718981176 (OP)
>bought it last sale at -85%
time to reset my life..
Anonymous No.718995295
>>718981176 (OP)
I still wish the Hiss didn't exist. Good game, but it would've been so much better if it was primarily focused on re-containing anomalies.
Anonymous No.718995389 >>719007431
>>718981467
It's ok if you cheat engine yourself decent upgrades and skip the inventory and crafting bloat, it's easily the worst part
Still mogged by a 20 y/o game though
Anonymous No.718995746 >>718996040
>>718995092
I really like the setting and this style in general so I'm more likely to be forgiving even when I know the gameplay and design isn't perfect. In general you should play Control if you like the story because the gameplay is mostly 6/10, with some cool ideas that pay off when shit lines up nicely and a couple good boss fights.
Anonymous No.718995959 >>718996082
>tfw no cutie patootie nerdy subordinate to have a highly inappropriate workplace romance with
Anonymous No.718995984
>>718990746
alan wake 2 buckbroke them
Anonymous No.718996040
>>718995746
I agree
I think the gameplay needs to be punched up and expanded on and the inventory/crafting/RPG system needs a complete overhaul but the story and setting and characters were all really enjoyable to me
Anonymous No.718996082
>>718995959
when youre the director they just let you do it
Anonymous No.718996326 >>718996540 >>718996682 >>718997687 >>718999856 >>718999887 >>719029468
Is no one going to address the elephant in the room?
Anonymous No.718996540
>>718996326
yurojank bundle
Anonymous No.718996682
>>718996326
The correlation is both having voices in your head that are other beings and other voices that are just you
Anonymous No.718997191
>>718981467
Total kino, and pretty decent gameplay. It's a bit of tps metroidvania, the exploration being key, with some very light Soulsborne elements. People try to meme on the combat and while it's true that the telekinesis might be a bit overtuned you still have to compliment it with your gun(s). I liked building it for headshots/weakpoints. Interesting locations, lore and great graphics. One of the better games in the past half-decade.
>>718985282
Turn 40(+)
Anonymous No.718997316
>>718982063
wtf how deranged can a save system be? elaborate
Anonymous No.718997558 >>718999759 >>719025242 >>719025642
>>718991930

- Female co-protagonist, when it was clear the real one should've been Alex Casey

- You start as Saga instead of Wake, which is a huge middle finger to fans

- Race swapped female protagonist from white actress as seen in the trailer to black

- The protagonist's "daughter" is trans (male voice but referred as female)

- Gay romance story pieces put inside the upgrade lunchboxes

- Brightfall city population composed for more than half by minorities

- Alan Wake reduced to a whiny cunt
Anonymous No.718997687
>>718996326
chat is this real?
Anonymous No.718997991 >>718998461
>>718981176 (OP)
I got it for free from EGS a while back.
Thank you, Tim Sweeney.
Anonymous No.718998202 >>718998340 >>719001252
My main problem with the game when I tried to play it was that the main character never shuts the fuck up, even in the weird sections you're meant to be immersed in
Anonymous No.718998340
>>718998202
How else are you going to be told what to do or how to solve puzzles, Anon?
Anonymous No.718998419
Worth it for Caspar darling
Anonymous No.718998461
>>718997991
I played through the base for free on Ebin, and it was so good I boughted it on Steam to do another playthrough and go through the DLCs. Gaming is healing.
Anonymous No.718998558 >>718998617 >>718998647
They have a good base to improve on if they ever make a sequel. Remedy really needs to work on gameplay though
Anonymous No.718998563 >>718998738 >>718998876 >>718999362 >>719001125
>Quantum Break not on sale
It's the one I'm interested in since I already own Control from when they gave it for free on the EGS
Anonymous No.718998617 >>718998763
>>718998558
>if they ever make a sequel
Sorry you get a shitty co-op game
Anonymous No.718998647
>>718998558
They've been working on the sequel for a few years now
Anonymous No.718998653
>>718981176 (OP)
I got it for free from epic games already
Anonymous No.718998671 >>718999418
>>718992323
In Alan wake 2 its heavily implied hes a Finnish god
Anonymous No.718998735
>>718981467
Aqua segs
Anonymous No.718998738 >>718998803 >>719001125
>>718998563
tfw quantum break is still the only remedy game I havent played. I might give it a try since you reminded me of it
Anonymous No.718998763
>>718998617
>Sorry you get a shitty co-op game
I forgot about that mess, I can't even remember if it released already and flopped or if it's still in development.
Anonymous No.718998796 >>718999464
>>718981176 (OP)
It's always on sale because they need to inflate those player numbers. They even gave away Alan Wake 1 and DLC on Epic for free. Gotta keep those fake numbers up
Anonymous No.718998803
>>718998738
It's also the only game of theirs with great mocap, thanks to that Microsoft money
Anonymous No.718998876
>>718998563
also today starts TPS fest on steam, so maybe there will be a discount during that, but who knows
Anonymous No.718999362 >>718999691
>>718998563
Isn't it a Microsoft property?
Anonymous No.718999418
>>718998671
Yes, he is more powerful than anyone in the game. He also gives the music tape to the MC that lets her pass through the Ash Tray Maze.
Anonymous No.718999464
>>718998796
How dare they charge so little or give the game for free. Fucking assholes and their fake numbers
Anonymous No.718999476
>>718988301
trying too hard
Anonymous No.718999510 >>719020407
>>718981467
The gameplay is very mediocre and gets boring, but the aesthetics are very very cool and all the SCP shit is fun if you are into that sort of /x/ tomfoolery.
Anonymous No.718999691
>>718999362
It is, that don't mean it cant get a discount
Anonymous No.718999759
>>718997558
Anonymous No.718999856
>>718996326
what is supposed to be the correlation? Schizo thoughts?
They should add Hellblade.
Anonymous No.718999887
>>718996326
What's there to talk about other than the bundle being ridiculously overpriced?
Anonymous No.719000050
Anonymous No.719001125 >>719002842
>>718998738
Same, and it's basically because of >>718998563: Control has great sales like once every (other) month and all Remedy's games become decently cheap every major sale.
...except for Quantum Break, which fucking NEVER goes on a sale. I think I saw -25% for it, 18 months ago or something, and it's still fucking ~40 buckaroos for a game from 2016.
Anonymous No.719001252
>>718998202
>My main problem with the game when I tried to play it was that the main character never shuts the fuck up
This isn't a bad thing though. Jesse is kina cute and her personality is enjoyable. They designed her really well, she has a good balance of confidence vs vulnerability, and knowledge vs incredulity. Her inquisitiveness is quite charming.
Anonymous No.719001269 >>719002846
>>718981176 (OP)
Ok sure, but I need someone who played all the modern Remedy Games to confirm to me if I'll be missing some parts of the plot or not.
And if Control 2 ever comes out, is then truly necessary to play all their games? Much gracias
Anonymous No.719001561 >>719002235 >>719002362 >>719002605 >>719003356
Since every time a thread about control gets up and this question never gets answered satisfactorily, I will ask it again:

Literally what is this game about?
Anonymous No.719001967
>>718981176 (OP)
more story-heavy games where you can play as american psychics, esp. if they involve the deep state or some other surreptitious government organization

please anon you're my only hope
Anonymous No.719002235 >>719003356
>>719001561
You know SCP, foundation that Secures, Contains and Protects anomalities? It originated from 4chan /x/.

Control, the game, has this bureau does the same thing as SCP foundation, but it's not-SCP because of copyright reasons. The main character lost her brother to anomality when they were young teens and the game starts as she's mysteriously invited to take the position of leading the bureau. When she arrives there, the bureau is a mess with the previous director having shot himself dead and the MC getting the authority. Now she needs to solve the crisis in the bureau that secures, contains and protects the variety of anomalities.
Anonymous No.719002362
>>719001561
Anonymous No.719002605
>>719001561
looking at neat environments that are lit nicely with combat thats visually interesting
experiencing quirky elements like puppet show propaganda, live footage of a guy whos funny, protagonists internal monologue
world that has mystery elements with unknown forces, magic building, shifting environment
Anonymous No.719002842
>>719001125
I got it for like 9 eurobucks last summer and I think it's like that every bigger sale
Anonymous No.719002846
>>719001269
I've played them all. I actually played Control first (excluding Max Payne if you count that) and I'm glad I did, I loved it so much I immediately picked up Alan Wake I and II and Quantum Break. Enjoyed all of them but not as much as Control. I prefer viewing it through the lens of a Control-centric universe, it's far more interesting to me as a mysterious paranatural world with quasi-scientific explanations, with the Alan Wake incident being one part of that. It's also the most gameplay-heavy of all the games, which makes it all the more surprising that /v/ contrarians want to shit on it.
Anonymous No.719003192
>>718981176 (OP)
We really should've gotten more DLCs.
The slide projector was basically a setup for that: Exploring, invading and setting other worlds to right while fighting back the (((Hiss))). Going back after the Not-Mother in the Temple would've worked too.
I really wanted to visit that "city beyond the Quarry" as well, the mentions about it really sounded like https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-093
Anonymous No.719003356 >>719003538
>>719001561
There is a secret bigger-on-the-inside skyscraper in New York, from which operates a secret US bureau for containing, covering up, and researching anomalies. Some sort of an extradimensional presence invades it and makes unprotected people into superpowered zombies. The building goes on lock down, but the protagonist was led into it by her mind companion because she has some weird shit happen to her when she was a child and this bureau took her brother. She accidentally/inevitably ends up becoming the director of the bureau and needs to save the day.

>>719002235
>but it's not-SCP because of copyright reasons
There is actually nothing stopping Remedy from making an SCP game and profiting from it. They just wanted an SCP-like organization within their setting.
Anonymous No.719003538 >>719003687
>>719003356
Can't make money with SCP-173, the original SCP, because the artist gave permission only for non-profit use. Also the reason SCP Secret Lab had to change 173's model to make money.
Anonymous No.719003554
>>718981979
Good voice friend.
Anonymous No.719003687
>>719003538
Yes, but that's just 173, and like you said, you can just change its design to bypass that.
Anonymous No.719003747
>>718981176 (OP)
looks woke
Anonymous No.719004225
>>718981467
I played it and no, it's not. it's incredibly repetitive, you get bored easily and when they started with the Alan Wake shit I fucking lost it. there's ONE (1) funny entertaining shit in the game, it's the full speed train chase, it's cool but short and nothing like it ever happens again.
Anonymous No.719004295
>>718981467
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Anonymous No.719005125 >>719005778 >>719019974
Anonymous No.719005356
>>718981467
The protagonist is ugly but her voice is absolutely adorable. I love her.
Anonymous No.719005778 >>719018801 >>719018801
>>719005125
I love the facial animations in this game. They can be a little uncanny sure, but I love the subtle details and tics they capture. Jesse in particular i really brought to life by it in a way that makes her quite attractive. I love how she talks with one side of her mouth.
Anonymous No.719005996
>the eternal (((/v/))) contrarians think this looks gay
Anonymous No.719006186 >>719006805
>welcome to the hydraulic press channel
Anonymous No.719006547 >>719008774 >>719008893
I hate that Remedy got cornered into becoming the DEI company, simply as a means to get funding for their games.I think they have a ton of good ideas that get watered down in the process.

Look at Control as the perfect example of this, it's clear where all the inspiration actually went and it's in the male characters. People remember Ahti, Darling and Trench. Nobody remembers or cares about any of the female characters and I can't even write their names down here because I've forgotten all of them. The main character incredibly dull and lacks any kind of personality, I refuse to believe that anybody likes her for real.
Anonymous No.719006560 >>719024689
>>718991930

If you didn't watched the dozens of videos that talked about it, you are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.719006604
>>718981410
It isn't Ive played it,it never will be even for free
Anonymous No.719006645
... Hideo Kojima absolutely knows what the SCP Foundation is, right? He has a cameo in Control after all. I kinda want a Kojima SCP game.
Anonymous No.719006805
>>719006186
It's kinda cool when VAs not only give their voice but their looks to a character as well. And Martti is based af:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsszQXdoGpE
Anonymous No.719007170
>>718982063
Elaborate negroid
Anonymous No.719007431
>>718995389
As usual. Then again using psi-ops to compare any new game is cheating
Anonymous No.719007452 >>719008172 >>719008995 >>719011570 >>719019887 >>719020818
>>718981176 (OP)
>>718981467
This game is high art and one of the most important releases of recent years.
Anonymous No.719007553
>>718981176 (OP)
Long time ago I pirated this game and finished it. I really liked it, mostly for the it's atmosphere.
Bought the game with all dlcs, but never had motivation to replay it again.
Anonymous No.719007940
>>718991452
Some, actually most of us want it on a real store, not just sitting next to fortnite gathering dust
Anonymous No.719008172 >>719008228
>>719007452
>empty corridor yellow
>empty corridor blue
>empty corridor red
Anonymous No.719008228
>>719008172
Anonymous No.719008774 >>719008893 >>719024495
>>719006547
>Remedy got cornered into becoming the DEI company, simply as a means to get funding for their games
Lolno, Sam Lake going woke was inevitable because he became a moviegame guy years ago and Hollywood underwent the same transformation
Anonymous No.719008893
>>719008774
>>719006547
This.

Nobody twisted his arm. He hangs with demons like Alyssa Mercante ffs.
Anonymous No.719008995
>>719007452
Not only the visuals, but the sound as well. Danish mastermind Martin Stig Andersen, of Limbo & Inside fame, made the OST (collaboratively with some other dude, iirc?) and Remedy put a lot of strange Finnish odds and ends throughout it.
Like when you're exploring abandoned Brutalist hallways, and you hear the static of a broken radio somewhere ahead and look closer...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIBOBHtR9y8
The drummer is cute too
Anonymous No.719009023 >>719011735 >>719016436
>>718981176 (OP)
Ugly woman, will never play
Anonymous No.719011138
>>718982495
The Hedronussy was too good.
Anonymous No.719011570
>>719007452

I really wish Remedy had a different gameplay design philosophy, i found Control to be super repetitive so i never ended up finishing it.
Anonymous No.719011735 >>719018663
>>719009023
She is hot though and you're a fag.
Anonymous No.719012345
>>718981176 (OP)
The gameplay is not 'bad', but it gets repetitive and you end up spamming the same attacks over and over after a point. The plot, on the other hand, is laughable pseud shit.
Anonymous No.719012640
>>718983002
Isn't it nicer to play games when you're not at constant state of arousal at all times?
Anonymous No.719012678
>>718981467
It's 'okay', but I didn't feel the pull to play the expansion content.
I liked Max Payne more
Anonymous No.719012936
Why did the aquafag get so many replies
Anonymous No.719013380 >>719013721
>>718983002
>>718983002
>Unfortunately, she has no ass. So I'll pass.
Anonymous No.719013487
>>718981176 (OP)
Thanks for the heads up. Moonlighter is also pretty cheap right now.
Anonymous No.719013721 >>719014586
>>719013380
That outfit was best for eye candy purposes, I used it for ~5 minutes, but this was the most /fa/ so it was the one that stayed.
Anonymous No.719013815 >>719014268
>>718981176 (OP)
eh
played it on gamepass and got bored
turns out Lynchian games don't have the same appeal as Lynch
Anonymous No.719014230 >>719018670
>>718981176 (OP)
>>718981467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqPvP3Ng6fw
My best friend says it's a bad game.
Anonymous No.719014268 >>719014705
>>719013815
Does game pass have the complete edition with the dlc? I was planning to play it next time I get game pass. Hope it runs well on series S.
Anonymous No.719014586 >>719014778
>>719013721
Also one of the best boss fights in vidya, whole area and encounter was top tier kino.
Anonymous No.719014705
>>719014268
gamepass is ultimate edition with the DLC, yeah
Anonymous No.719014778 >>719015876
>>719014586
All Dark Link style boss fights are fun.
Anonymous No.719015373
I need to see Jesse Faden and Saga Anderson have passionate interracial lesbian sex
Anonymous No.719015562 >>719016436 >>719017067
I firmly believe this game is a psyop or mass psychosis.. There's no way people actually enjoy this garbage. It's one of the most bland and boring games to ever receive praise.
Every room and corridor is a monotonal bore. The graphics aren't even good to make up for it. The gameplay is mediocre and is surpassed by a billion other TPS. And the story is embarrassing and probably only got praise because of a muh woman protagonist.
Fucking GARBAGE.
Anonymous No.719015876
>>719014778
Shit yeah, I'd almost forgotten that masterpiece.
Anonymous No.719016436 >>719016612 >>719018535
>>719015562
>>718988235
>>719009023
>>718983169
>the 'haven't ever played a single vidya but must keep posting on /v/' starter pack
Anonymous No.719016612
>>719016436
Oh it's the "you didn't play the game" cope.
I not only finished the game, I played the DLC too, because I wanted to see how Alan Wake played into the story. Spoiler: it was a complete waste of time.

The ultimate irony is; you don't play any games. That's why you enjoy this mediocre garbage. Please play more games.
Anonymous No.719017067
>>719015562
>bland
Pretty much everything related to The Board is the opposite of bland.
https://youtu.be/psykUEmPEYQ
I also liked the visual effect of Trench's memories. And Remedy seem to have liked it too since this effect was also used in Alan Wake 2.
Anonymous No.719017095 >>719017282 >>719017412
>>718981176 (OP)
I want t know more about the other factions in the setting: That church that (somehow) creates new Objects of Power and the niggers that used them for some kind of "counter-reality" terrorism? The tidbits of lore you found about that stuff felt like prime era The Secret World.
Anonymous No.719017282
>>719017095
And what the fuck was really up with that motel? The sequence where you hear a family arguing outside was neat.
Anonymous No.719017412 >>719020636
>>719017095
Sounds like the Church of the Broken God/Sarkic Cult and Chaos Insurgency respectively.
Anonymous No.719017419
>>718981467
Anonymous No.719017553 >>719017871
>>718981176 (OP)
Is the character in this banner image a male or a female, I cannot tell
Anonymous No.719017671 >>719017871 >>719018371
Why is this in a bundle with Disco Elysium?
Anonymous No.719017871 >>719018275 >>719018535
>>719017553
Female. Remedy fucked up the mocap in this game, giving the protagonist a massive jaw. Her actress, Courtney Hope, actually looks normal.

>>719017671
Good question. Even the bundle description fails to make a connection.
Anonymous No.719018275
>>719017871
I see, thanks. I know Jesse's a redhead but the whole banner is saturated red and she looks pretty different from this angle compared to the other most-used marketing image, so I could believe it was some twinky male villain gazing out menacingly, with Jesse being the scaled-down person below.
Anonymous No.719018371
>>719017671
They are raising awareness for insomnia.
Anonymous No.719018380
The ashtray maze.
Control was one of the few games I played all the way to credits.
Didn't play the DLC.
Short and sweet and a good experience.
Anonymous No.719018402 >>719023082
>>718981176 (OP)
No no no no
I'm not buying your dei slopy you absolute paid nigger shills
Anonymous No.719018535 >>719018779 >>719023082
>>719017871
Fuck off
It was done intentionally
>>719016436
>590 rupees has been deposited to your account suckjeet dicksheet
Anonymous No.719018663 >>719023082
>>719011735
>Man jaw
>Square flat ass
>Zero feminine hips
Kys faggot
Anonymous No.719018670
>>719014230
that means it's good, because nick is such a faggot contrarian
Anonymous No.719018769
>>718981176 (OP)
i got it for free on epic and i still wouldnt pay anything for it
Anonymous No.719018779
>>719018535
>It was done intentionally
Looking at other character's faces in this game, I have to assume that they just didn't do a good job from lack of experience. If this was intentional, then it was a really bad design choice on their part since I found it hard to look at some characters while they were talking.
Anonymous No.719018801 >>719023082
>>719005778
>>719005778
>I love the facial animations in this game. They can be a little uncanny sure, but I love the subtle details and tics they capture. Jesse in particular i really brought to life by it in a way that makes her quite attractive. I love how she talks with one side of her mouth.
Chatbl gpt wrote this
Everyone praising this dei nigger faggot kike slop is either a paid shill or literal bot
Anonymous No.719018932
>>718981176 (OP)
>paying to play a game with ugly female protagonist
Are you for real?
Anonymous No.719018976 >>719023082 >>719031739
>>718990906
>they work for the competition
What competition nigger faggot?
I want dei slop to fail and I can't wait for the day when all the reasonable scum (you included) is killed on the streets
Anonymous No.719019060
>>718981467
The powers are fun, but the game itself is pretty repetitive.
Anonymous No.719019384 >>719020474
>>718981467
Combat gets repetitive because enemy, powers and weapon variety are bad. If you swapped the super natural weapon with a generic handgun, shotgun, smg, grenade launcher, the combat would stay exactly the same. They did absolutely nothing with that concept.

They spent more effort into presentation, story, visuals etc.
Anonymous No.719019570
>>718981467
It's extremely good. Incredibly atmospheric.
Anonymous No.719019670
Honestly my biggest problem with the game is the DLC that retroactively turns the entire story into a trailer for Alan Wake 2. Especially since they didn't even follow through, and the FBC doesn't even make an appearance.
Anonymous No.719019850
>>718981176 (OP)
still $3 too expensive for my palette.
We're holding the line.
Anonymous No.719019887
>>719007452
It does look great. Finished it because I wanted to see more of the world but the gameplay got old so fast. How many flying faggots on wheelchairs are you going to throw at me jfc.
Anonymous No.719019974 >>719020005
>>719005125
first game with a transgender protagonist ?
Anonymous No.719020005
>>719019974
i'd fuck that tranny
Anonymous No.719020053
>>718981176 (OP)
It's even cheaper if you pirate it
Anonymous No.719020407
>>718981673
>>718982063
>>718982212
>>718982384
>>718983772
>>718999510
>SCP
No one knows what the fuck this is. I've been coming here regularly for a decade, beat thousands of games, and never heard of this. Fucking kys
Anonymous No.719020474
>>719019384
this. those gray block hallways and pseudointellectual vagueries took a lot of work so they didn't have time to make actual gameplay
Anonymous No.719020636 >>719020892
>>719017412
There are probably some parallels, that's true. But that shit has been in TTRPGs since the 80s: The Technocracy, Pentex, Esoterrorists, SLA Industries, Unknown Armies, the list goes on.
Anonymous No.719020660 >>719021253 >>719022920
amazing game that was negatively reviewed by cumbrains
Anonymous No.719020818 >>719021210
>>719007452
this gives the impression of far more visual variety than the game actually has
Anonymous No.719020858
>>718981176 (OP)
thats okay. no thank you.
Anonymous No.719020892
>>719020636
>mfw
Anonymous No.719021210
>>719020818
>t-these screenshots are f-fake news!!!
I'm starting to feel the /v/ fatigue creeping up on me
Anonymous No.719021253
>>719020660
To be honest they had shot themself in the foot fucking hard with their early marketing.
They went all in on the "Finally a game for women featuring women" shit. To the point they were making a deal out of only giving early review copies to chicks.
Had caused me to totally write it off till a friend that had played it said it was good.
Anonymous No.719022863 >>719023367
>>718981473
Which did you prefer? PC or console?
Anonymous No.719022920 >>719022978 >>719024083
>>719020660
You mean to say "amazing game sabotaged by their art design team and their sycophantic prostration to the body positivity era of 2019".

You couldn't have made a less attractive female lead if you tried.
Anonymous No.719022978 >>719024083 >>719024328
>>719022920
She's just extremely mid.
Look at fucking Saga if you want worse.
Anonymous No.719023082
>>719018402
>>719018801
>>719018535
>>719018663
>>719018976
You can even tell who ITT actually played the game, but disliked it, from these """social""" media buzzword spam bots.
Anonymous No.719023326
>>718981467
It's good halfway through if you build for flying around and hurling shit and yourself at niggas. This game was hurt by the whole let's put rpg mechanics into everything trend, it does not need fucking skill trees.
Anonymous No.719023367
>>719022863
PC for sure

>Easier to aim and stay on target while soaring around
>Some of the best raytracing yet done in a game at time of release

Shooters are always better on PC. Especially ones that are graffix fests.
Anonymous No.719023591
Woundwort-fag No.719023623
>>718981467
The story is good
The lore is kino
The art direction is kino
The music is kino
The gunplay is the weakest part of the game, but it compensates it with the powers you get, flying while throwing shit arround is fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nudSXUMBEV4
Anonymous No.719024083
>>719022920
>>719022978
Anon, I hate what I'm doing but see>>718981942
>>718982252

There's a real reason for this. Her manface is lore.
Anonymous No.719024246
Hey faggot, buy an ad.
Anonymous No.719024328 >>719024581
>>719022978
>Look at fucking Saga if you want worse.
Saga's flaw was that she was shoe-horned into a game that wasn't about her. Her design was actually pretty decent. Would have been amazing as a tertiary character.
Anonymous No.719024495
>>719008774
I hate this tranny so much, he's so desperate to attach himself to the video game industry even though his contributions to it outside of fucking Adam Sessler amount to nothing.
Anonymous No.719024581
>>719024328
I liked her exploration and gameplay way more than Alan's, but she was just sort of there story wise. I was honestly more invested in Casey by the end than her.
Anonymous No.719024627 >>719026031
>>718981176 (OP)
i played it for free on ps and it was absolute dogshit. couldnt make it more than 2 hours. I seriously hope this studio dies. also the main character is a man, and whoever green lit changing the actress to look like a man needs to die horribly.
Anonymous No.719024689
>>719006560
Lol ok nigger not watching your slop tube
Anonymous No.719024759
>>718981847
eye candy? lmao
Anonymous No.719025242 >>719026262
>>718997558
>Female co-protagonist, when it was clear the real one should've been Alex Casey
Don't care
>You start as Saga instead of Wake, which is a huge middle finger to fans
Wake is stuck in a lake
>Race swapped female protagonist from white actress as seen in the trailer to black
her father is a nigger
>The protagonist's "daughter" is trans (male voice but referred as female)
the fuck are you talking about
>Gay romance story pieces put inside the upgrade lunchboxes
Not like i read any of that shit but thats just a lie
>Brightfall city population composed for more than half by minorities
did not sit around to count the amount of niggers but i doubt it
>Alan Wake reduced to a whiny cunt
nigga has been stuck in a lake for 13 billion years did you expect him to be perfectly sane
Anonymous No.719025642
>>718997558
I just checked, the lunch boxes story is from rose the fucking woman in pink from the diner, nigga you are retarded if you think thats a faggot story
Anonymous No.719025820 >>719028149
>>718981467
Gameplay is fun, setting and world is neat. Story is Trash. Play the game and pay enough attention to understand what you need to do to get to the next part.

Wake 2 should have been this gameplay instead of RE slop.
Anonymous No.719025834
Is g2a a good place to buy wallet funds from
Anonymous No.719025957
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE REPLYING TO AQUAFAG I DONT GET THE JOKE
Anonymous No.719026031
>>719024627
>i played it
This 6 year old exploran tps game must've done everything right to lure all these reeeing, seething twitter tourists ITT out of the woodwork?
Anonymous No.719026262
>>719025242
Yeah and they wanted a game where Wake got his own ass out of the lake, instead of some black girl saving him because she's a demi-god.
Anonymous No.719028149
>>719025820
>Wake 2 should have been this gameplay instead of RE slop.
the thing is, its not even re slop. it wanted to be survival horror but it was so clunky and overused the jumpscares so much. I loved the atmosphere it had but I hated playing it, and in fact still havent played the lake house dlc
Anonymous No.719028228
SHOW MEEE THE CHAMPIOON OOF LIIIIIIIIIGHT
ILL SHOW YOU THE HEEERAAAALD OOOF DAAAAARKNEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.719029115
>>718985493
well, I cover two of those already. the third takes too much effort.
Anonymous No.719029468
>>718996326
you can get disco elysium for like 3 bucks multiple times a years, so this shit blows nigga
Anonymous No.719029946
>>718981176 (OP)
This was kind of boring. The gameplay man. It sucked. Everything else was alright. But I didn't get that far.
Anonymous No.719030187 >>719030467
>>718981176 (OP)
no lewd mods
dont care
Anonymous No.719030467 >>719031457
>>719030187
You've got rule34 for that.
Anonymous No.719030942 >>719031282
>>718991687
I love Ahti. I would happily do more janitor side quests for him.
Anonymous No.719031282 >>719033945
>>719030942
I actually would love some procedural generation in a Control 2: Different worlds and biomes you can reach through the slide projector where you can do missions and/or collect shit for various people and factions to raise your standing with them. That jukebox thing in the game was a pretty neat idea, the execution of it just lacked somewhat in that it was always the same area and end boss.
Anonymous No.719031457
>>719030467
How about you Control deez nuts
Anonymous No.719031607
>>718981467
So you know how they made those N64 and PS2 Castlevanias, trying to replicate the mechanics and loop in 3D, and they just couldn't get it to work? Control is that, for Metroid, except it works.
Anonymous No.719031739
>>719018976
>indian mad
saar epic is your employer do not badmouth them this way
Anonymous No.719031828 >>719032341
>>718982120
I was mildly annoyed that he turned out o be Finnish instead of Native American. I was betting on the Oldest House being some sort of manifestation of America's original sjifkdnsjksjdj that generally doesn't enjoy "people" being there a la American Gods.
Anonymous No.719032341 >>719032564 >>719035343 >>719035851
>>719031828
>literally named after the finnish god of the waters
>I bet he's amurican!
Anonymous No.719032564 >>719032764 >>719033482 >>719035851 >>719036452
>>719032341
>Walks on to screen
>Talks in heavy Finnish accent
>Goes off about sauna while dropping "perkole"s

It must be an Indian god, there's no other explination.
Anonymous No.719032764 >>719035983
>>719032564
Makes sense to me. Indians had sweathuts, didn't they?
Anonymous No.719033482
>>719032564
He also sings sea shanties about mop buckets and tells you your astral parasite problem is best solved with elbow grease and mental hygiene. The man’s got that ancient janitorial omnipresence vibe. Probably cleaned Odin’s toilet once.
Anonymous No.719033945 >>719035420
>>719031282
Concept art shows one of those cleanse points you use for fast travel on the city streets outside of the Oldest House, so there's no telling where all we could be heading. I would definitely love more variety.
Anonymous No.719035343
>>719032341
Anonymous No.719035420
>>719033945
That sounds cool. The only real connection to the real world we had in Control was the squabbling family outside the Overview motel.
Anonymous No.719035851
>>719032341
>>719032564
Chill, no one outside Finland recognizes a Finnish accent and he looked Native American. Again, read American Gods, he would fit right in with that shit. Without knowing what perkele was (which no one outside Finland does), it takes a while to find out more about his nature.
Anonymous No.719035983
>>719032764
Yup. Latitudinal resonance at work. Anon made an understandable mistake.
Anonymous No.719036452
>>719032564
I thought perkele was that thing you make coffee in.
Anonymous No.719037037
This game is very interesting but they dropped the ball when it came to the enemy design. Instead of spamming the boring hiss enemies they could have had an object of power like a toybox that brings action figures and toy soldiers to life as an excuse to spawn enemies.
Hartman is a great example, there are so many ways to have corrupted monsters to fight and introduce some variety to the generic enemies
Anonymous No.719037183
>>718981467
Dumb anime poster.