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Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:50:37 AM No.718981956 [Report] >>718982071 >>718982359 >>718982383 >>718982419 >>718982467 >>718982574 >>718982596 >>718982704 >>718982754 >>718983030 >>718983151 >>718983318 >>718983526 >>718983824
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>*aims rifle*
>"Hand over all the PS5 games..."
>*cocks gun*
>"...and I mean ALL of them."
How do you handle this situation.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:53:13 AM No.718982071 [Report]
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>>718981956 (OP)
>*stabs myself to deny the robber the satisfaction of shooting me*
>"Heh...nothing personnel, kid...*death rattle*
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:00:16 AM No.718982359 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
>Here, have my ps4 pro, all the games are already installed there
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:00:52 AM No.718982383 [Report]
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>>718981956 (OP)
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:01:50 AM No.718982419 [Report] >>718982449 >>718983816
>>718981956 (OP)
>Point a mirror at his gun
>when he shoots, all the pellets with be deflected back to him
Well that's all, folks!
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:02:32 AM No.718982449 [Report]
>>718982419
That only works with lazers
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:03:08 AM No.718982467 [Report] >>718982692
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>>718981956 (OP)
I hand him all the PC exclusives its lost to consoles, now on physical media.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:05:30 AM No.718982574 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
give it, a bullet wound being cared for is like 10k. ps5 with games 1k at best
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:06:07 AM No.718982596 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
>"You already have every PS5 game I own"
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:06:56 AM No.718982637 [Report] >>718983248 >>718983257
Are shotguns rifles?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:07:59 AM No.718982692 [Report]
>>718982467
I heard the controls for it are not very great for a controller.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:08:17 AM No.718982704 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
Point out what a coincidence it is that he has the same number of shells loaded as there are PS5 games.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:08:29 AM No.718982714 [Report]
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Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:09:12 AM No.718982754 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
Hand over my PS3 copy of DeS and hope he doesn't notice its soulfulness.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:15:36 AM No.718983030 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
i empty my pockets (nothing) turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:18:10 AM No.718983151 [Report] >>718983245 >>718983497
>>718981956 (OP)
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:20:20 AM No.718983245 [Report] >>718983447
>>718983151
> anon gets a slug in the face and head explodes
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:20:21 AM No.718983248 [Report]
>>718982637
Yes
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:20:35 AM No.718983257 [Report]
>>718982637
Sometimes
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:21:48 AM No.718983318 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
no games
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:24:53 AM No.718983447 [Report]
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Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:26:20 AM No.718983497 [Report]
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>>718983151
oh sorry
>"hand me a fucking baconator or i'll blow you to kingdom come"
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:27:04 AM No.718983526 [Report]
>>718981956 (OP)
hand him an empty box
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:33:48 AM No.718983816 [Report]
>>718982419
Reminds me of those historically backed accounts about the holocaust!
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:34:05 AM No.718983824 [Report]
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>>718981956 (OP)
>"I don't have any PS5 games."
>Proceeds to fling myself across the map with KB&M only tech.