Thread 718982180

What was the first game you ever played while poopin?

I have hemorrhoids.

one of the pokemon games on ds

BS AD, have you actually tried this? Impossible to control as everything is inverted, it was a terrible experience. I had to get 2 mirrors, but that involved rearranging the room which was simply too much.
Now I have a Steam Deck, frankly it's absurd Valve hasn't utilized this angle for marketing.

Probably something on the Gameboy Color. I don't even remember

>>718982209
qrd?

>>718982484
My anus hurts really really bad.

>>718982209
Kids, Google what hemorrhoids are if you think this is a joke. Sitting on the shitter for more time than it takes to shit gives you hemorrhoids. If you want to sit there for an hour, pull your pants up and close the lid on the toilet

>>718982209
Story time?

>>718982763
Consequences of pushing too hard when I shit and probably not getting enough fiber.

I beat FF1 on my cell phone.
Back when phones had buttons.

>>718982180 (OP)

Dude... so I have a Wavebird controller that I purchased from a thrift store for like $2.00... no lie... but the problem is that there was no GameCube receiver included with the controller. So I just have the game pad, it works, because I put batteries in it and tested it. I wonder if it would be worthwhile to get one of these shitty replacements on aliexpress? I want to use this thing with a Nintendo Wii.

>>718982180 (OP)
pokemon yellow

>>718982180 (OP)
Balatro is my favorite game to play while pooping

>>718982180 (OP)
one of these things probably

>>718982180 (OP)
Probably jetpack joyride

>>718982209
Same, for as long as I can remember too
Gamer moment

>>718982180 (OP)
the angle of that mirror makes no logical sense nor does the screens clarity, this is Photoshop.

>>718983112
How can you be sure?

>>718982180 (OP)
OG tetris
OG gameboy
I was 4

>>718982180 (OP)
>NOT ROOMS
>NOT WALLS
>NOT NATURE
>*shits*

>>718982970
Those just work on knockoff Wavebirds. You need to overpay for a real dongle, which is worth more than the Wavebird controller. Also there are two band sets on Wavebirds, so you might pay a ton for a dongle only to discover you got the wrong band, and there's no tells on the controllers/dongles to indicate which you need

>>718982180 (OP)
Probably Pokemon or some shit on the Gameboy.

>>718982180 (OP)
Probably some game gear game.

>>718983269
>Those just work on knockoff Wavebirds. You need to overpay for a real dongle, which is worth more than the Wavebird controller. Also there are two band sets on Wavebirds, so you might pay a ton for a dongle only to discover you got the wrong band, and there's no tells on the controllers/dongles to indicate which you need

Fuck me.

>>718983269
>>718983402

Thanks for the info, anon. It looks like someone did make their own receiver replacement, but these things are on back order as they are in high demand.. the extra complexity of regional lock out and band differences does make it a crap shoot. I keep checking back at the same thrift store in hopes someone drops off the Wavebird receiver. But I doubt it. I guess Chinese replacements from Aiexpress are out of the question.

https://www.laserbear.net/products/wavephoenix-replacement-wavebird-gamecube-receiver

For me, it was Mafia 3

>>718982180 (OP)
Pokemon Red.

>>718982209
I had them when I was 16. Not a good age. It was definitely because of playing Splatoon on the turrlet too much. Be careful out there, gamers!

>>718983826
Nice, I didn't know there was *any* replacement
I should get one, I have 2 Wavebirds without dongles

>>718982484
he's got hemorrhoids, on his asshole

why would i do anything while pooping other than pooping
It's not a fun time. I want to get it over & done as quickly as possible.

>>718982180 (OP)
Pic related and a similar battleship one

>>718982180 (OP)
Earthworm Jim on the GBA

I have a fuzzy memory of playing this while shitting at my grandma's house in the mid-90s. What makes it memorable is that there was no toilet paper that day, so I had to get in the shower to wash my asshole.

>>718982180 (OP)
Mafia III

>>718982313
There's actually another mirror to the left of the doorway so everything is back to the normal way round.

>>718982681
Having daily diarrhea from alcoholism will do it too. Like 10 years ago, I had to stay home from work because a hemorrhoid hurt so bad. I eventually had to shit and when I sat down and gave a tiny push, I heard liquid spray the toilet water and the agony that had plagued me for the past few days suddenly vanished. I looked in the toilet bowl and the water was bright red with some stringy dark blood clots.

For the next few days as it was healing, I had to frequently go to the bathroom to clean up with rubbing alcohol on toilet paper for 2 reasons: I'd get bloody swamp ass as the hemorrhoid continually leaked which was very uncomfortable and I didn't want to get an infection. To this day, my asshole is not the same as it was before.

>>718982484
Too much d in his a

Once I spent 30 minutes on the toilet because I was reading the Sonic 1 manual

>>718982180 (OP)
I rarely ever have the time to play anything while shitting so I never take anything with me when taking a shit.

>>718982209
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>>718984997
Anal sex

>>718982180 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMFveebhFw
Not yet

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets for the game boy color

>>718982484
>qrd?
quite the opposite, it's slow and painful

>>718982180 (OP)
Pokemon Blue

>>718982209
happened to me for the first time ever earlier this year

considering how stressed i was at the time, i'm lucky it was just a hemorrhoid and not a fucking stroke

>>718982180 (OP)
mafia 3

>>718982681
if this was true then hemorrhoids would be extremely common. whats the difference between sitting on the toilet for an hour and sitting on a computer chair for 4+ hours at a time?