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Anonymous No.718983741 >>718984074 >>718984186 >>718985192 >>718988169 >>718988762 >>718990463 >>718991820 >>718991863 >>718992141 >>718992216 >>718993102
GTA 6
Greatest game ever made is coming out next year
Anonymous No.718984062 >>718985098 >>718985192
/v/ is going to be unusable more than usual
Anonymous No.718984074
>>718983741 (OP)
>>Greatest game ever made
>character can't even physically touch the guy he's slapping
Anonymous No.718984186
>>718983741 (OP)
I wonder how many young boys are going to come out as gay because of this game
Anonymous No.718985098
>>718984062
Better than nintendo spam
Anonymous No.718985192 >>718987503 >>718988167
>>718984062
>>718983741 (OP)
It's sad that zoomers are so ignorant about GTA6. Like they don't know all the people that made GTA good are gone from the company. Like all the dumb radio and TV humor that zoomers loved about GTAV won't be in 6 because the guy responsible for that fucking quit. He chose all the radio DJs, he chose the songs, he wrote the commercials and brands.
Anonymous No.718987076 >>718987360 >>718988108
I don't have to play GTA. I live GTA.
Anonymous No.718987360
>>718987076
Peak americana.
Anonymous No.718987503 >>718988618
>>718985192
You're absolutely right. The heart and soul of GTA's satirical edge died when Lazlow and the old guard left. GTAV’s media content was the last real spark of that irreverent Rockstar DNA - the fake ads, the offbeat talk radio bullshit, even the random NPCs muttering weird nonsense. GTA6 is going to be all sterile and “cinematic” now. They’re not making a GTA game anymore, they’re making a streaming-ready drama serial with guns.
Anonymous No.718988108
>>718987076
>pulled out his gun
>didn't shoot
He only has himself to blame.
Anonymous No.718988167
>>718985192
Zoomers know this. Millennials are so obsessed holy shit
Anonymous No.718988169
>>718983741 (OP)
>only gets a 6 pack
gay
Anonymous No.718988618
>>718987503
You can already see it in the main characters. They are now "Hollywood loveable" in the way of Nathan Drake. The old GTA characters were relatable while still being legitimately terrible people.
Anonymous No.718988762
>>718983741 (OP)
>coming out next year
nah, 3+ delays is industry standard for big titles now. enjoy!
Anonymous No.718990463
>>718983741 (OP)
>fix rooftop antennas when you have time
>workout for free at the beach
>drive in the sun
>wear shorts everyday
>buy cool six pack from local store
>bitchslap a motherfucker
Is it really that comfy living in the swamp?
Anonymous No.718991820
>>718983741 (OP)
He's literally just like me
Anonymous No.718991863
>>718983741 (OP)
That's literally me
Anonymous No.718991934
I can't wait for 2026 or 2027 edition of "dude, republicans". Its gonna be heckin epic, really speaks the world we live in and the youth
Anonymous No.718992141
>>718983741 (OP)
I wish it flopped but Goystar could release Concord and it would still sell millions
Anonymous No.718992216
>>718983741 (OP)
the female protag seems like a cunt. she'll ruin the whole game.
Anonymous No.718993102
>>718983741 (OP)
I'm a soft little femboy and I want a man with a body like him to manhandle me...