Thread 718984381

It's actually amazing how many stories there are online of this specific scene causing boomer dads to go into a frenzy. Even a close coworker said he got his ass beat and forced to take "the homo game" back to Gamestop when he saw it.

merMAN father
merMAN

>>718984469
Man fragile masculinity is the cringiest shit ever
>If my son sees a merboy he will turn gay

>>718984543
>If my son sees a merboy he will turn gay

dad only knows this cuz that's what happened to him

>>718984469
I rented Kingdom Hearts from Blockbuster and hated it as a child, so I never made it to Atlantica. For me it was the WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU pop concert opening in FFX-2 that made my dad look at me like picrelated.

>>718984381 (OP)
>hot wine aunt walks in

>>718984742
do people really sniff each other's asses like they're dogs?

>>718984381 (OP)
>Are ya having some Finny Fun, son?

>>718984835
Yeah, it's how they tell who they are.

>>718984904
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog

>>718984742
>smells shit
>has been brainwashed by lust to enjoy it
>gets pinkeye

>>718984469
>people make shit up
>you just believe it like a fucking retard
Amazing.

>>718984469
Boomer parents can't die soon enough.

>>718984381 (OP)
>sister walks in
this is why online play is not rated, because of shit like this:

>playing MGR Revengeance
>fighting Sundowner
>Mom walks in
>"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!"
>"well anon, how are you gonna win, he's invincible?!"

>>718985710
Kek

>>718984381 (OP)
>>718984469
...but Ariels there in a bikini?

>>718984381 (OP)
I'm glad this exists because I get to hear more of Jodie Benson's singing.
And this game is the only time you get to hear Jodie sing parts of "under the sea'

the original songs suck tho. I'm sure they sounded OK when Yoko first made them and they were just instrumentals.

>>718985773
a good dad would be proud to see his boy want to bang the hottest Disney princess.

>>718985710
Anybody that needs to use swear words to look tough isn't tough at all.

>>718984381 (OP)
>he swims my way
>starts to dance and play

>>718985921
>bang

she doesn't have a vagina, retard

>>718986409
she gets a vagoo when she turns human.
and she even has a baby.

the scene were she first gets legs and is fascinated by them is funny because they had to dance around this fact.

>>718984543
>If my son sees a merboy he will turn gay
Were the dads wrong? Are you a faggot now, anon?

>>718984381 (OP)
>dad walks in
>sees all those bads
"Damn son you fucking suck"

>>718984381 (OP)
>dad, you've been dead 3 years! how did your zombie form find my house when I haven't seen you since 1989?

>>718986409
It's a cloaca!

should i start the kingdom hearts series right now
im just in it for the cringekino

>>718989287
The paternal instinct to walk in at the exact moment that would cause peak embarrassment is just that strong.

>>718991007
answer me or i will send your dad to walk in on you

I may be gay because i liked the little mermaid world in kh2
I didn’t play this game when i was a teen but much later and didn’t find it cringe at all

>>718991007
Probably just watch the oneplays series, it'll take less of your valuable time on earth.

My dad used to constantly walk in on me playing Dark Souls and he thought the big YOU DIED text was so fucking funny and would constantly roast me with stuff like "Is dying all you do in this game?" and "you dying son?"

Sadly he died for real so I guess I got the last laugh.

>>718984381 (OP)
Why is it ok and totally not considered pedophilic to show preteen boy's naked chest but everyone loses their shit if it's a girl?

>tfw it was fucking optional but doesn't tell you
I played that game at 5am with the sound off just to get through that gauntlet of cringe and it was for fucking nothing

>>718991007
Do it

>>718991007
absolutely

>>718992306
on it

>>718986708
>she gets a vagoo
7

>>718992628
aw fuck i forgot to start the repack
it'll be a while cuz im on eck
rest assured it will be done

>>718985710
Heartwarming

>>718984381 (OP)
why did they do it bros

>>718992767
to give the fujos what they want

>>718984381 (OP)
I cummed to her when I was a kid.
shameless

>>718984381 (OP)
What the fuck was Nomura thinking with this mini game?

>>718985843
Yeah they really dont hold a candle to the movie songs but few things do

>>718984543
How were they wrong? Look at this board.

>>718995928
>SUBARASHII, UNDA DA SEA

>>718992170
kys

>>718984381 (OP)
My dad bought me KH2 and when he wanted to know what the game was about and i showed him the Lion King World. he was slightly disappointed in me...

>>718984472
Kek