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Anonymous No.718986084 >>718986218 >>718986382 >>718986474 >>718987242 >>718987837 >>718988156 >>718988665 >>718988705 >>718988934 >>718989531 >>718992040
This is the gayest timeline
Anonymous No.718986139
just dont play shit games and you can avoid these retards, shrimple as that
Anonymous No.718986218
>>718986084 (OP)
why would you inflict a redguard game on yourself? after starfield no less
Anonymous No.718986382 >>718990450
>>718986084 (OP)
Now here's the question. Is the game gonna bitch at us for being racist against the Redguards or the Altmer?

Or both?
Anonymous No.718986474 >>718988671
>>718986084 (OP)
Whoa whoa whoa, fellas. What the science is going on here? Male or female? Pick your race? Almost every race is exclusive to whites? Orc discrimination? *snap* *snap* *snap*. No queenies, this will not do. Firstly, we are picking your face, not your race. Then we are picking your body, not your gender. After that, we are going to colorize our skin. We can add cool things like scales or vitiligo. We're also going to give justice to the orcs by making them intelligent and peaceful to subvert the expectations. Like how empowering would it be to meet an orc just trying to pay off her student debt? Yaaaaaaay!!!
Anonymous No.718987242
>>718986084 (OP)
Games have multiple writers, and one bad one can undo the good work that the others do. This guy here is not a pink hair.
Anonymous No.718987414 >>718987989 >>718990349
Starfield was so awful that I'm just really excited to see how much worse Bethesda can get.
Anonymous No.718987837 >>718987941
>>718986084 (OP)
let me guess all the fucking quests or sidequests are gonna be

>go to this cave/dungeon

>go throw crampt halway

>kill enemy

>go grab mcguffin

>return to npc

skyrim is like this and same with elder scrolls online it's so fucking tiring why can't we actually have interesting shit
Anonymous No.718987941
>>718987837
im drunk excuse my typos
Anonymous No.718987989
>>718987414
this
Anonymous No.718988156
>>718986084 (OP)
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Gay Scrolls 6
Anonymous No.718988343
get ready for a new daedric prince thats a nonbinary tranny
Anonymous No.718988635
every bethesda game from now on will be a fallout 4 skin but extremely fucking gay

if you have any hope left you have my pity
Anonymous No.718988665
>>718986084 (OP)
that's the guy who make tuchhunka quest in me3, EA was making him write gay shit
Anonymous No.718988671
>>718986474
I mean, it's not like all orcs in the games are dumb hooligans. In the College of Winterhold the librarian was an orc
Anonymous No.718988705
>>718986084 (OP)
Can't be worse than Emil.
Anonymous No.718988934
>>718986084 (OP)
A less clickbaity headline would be "bioware writer who wrote mass effect 2 joins bethesda"
Anonymous No.718989531
>>718986084 (OP)
Don't worry, bethshit already sucked ass you won't even notice the difference.
Anonymous No.718989704
>the argonian questline who identifies as a khajiit
>no way to mock or sabotage them
>only encouraging affirmative dialogue choices
>made to be in the main quest for 30 seconds so theyre marked as unkillable
Anonymous No.718990349
>>718987414
Starfield sucked because it wasn't an open world, and Will Shen was the designer.
Anonymous No.718990450
>>718986382
it already does
Anonymous No.718990807
>the story is about a beautiful princess who is kidnapped by an evil wizard
>the hero saves her after defeating the wizard's pet dragon
>our beautiful princess has something to say...
>"I'm trans"
>1. (Restoration) Hm, this must not be the work of magic. I believe your surgeon did great!
>2. Wow that's brave of you to admit. I love you no matter what!
>3. Ugh. You don't have to make this a big deal. I really don't mind this at all.
>4. Show me!
Anonymous No.718992040
>>718986084 (OP)
leftists failing up, pikachu shocked face.