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Anonymous No.718988936 >>718989015 >>718989050 >>718989156 >>718989268 >>718989864 >>718989929 >>718989936 >>718989943 >>718989970 >>718990447 >>718990448 >>718990987
Is umamusume a gooner game or nah?
Anonymous No.718989015 >>718989208 >>718989752
>>718988936 (OP)
ITT: People who don't have Taiki Shuttle or closed their eyes when Daiwa was running in the end of career screen.
Anonymous No.718989050 >>718989208 >>718989752
>>718988936 (OP)
this image LITERALLY shows a girl with huge heaving breasts in the back
Anonymous No.718989156 >>718989752
>>718988936 (OP)
there's jiggle physics in the ga
Anonymous No.718989208 >>718989752
>>718989015
>>718989050
Anonymous No.718989268 >>718989541 >>718991043
>>718988936 (OP)
>characters are dressed like normal people
>basically only one or two character with anything bigger than D cups
>characters are based on their personality more than their appearance and not wanting to sex/rape you 24-7
>MC and characters respect each other in a platonic relationship all trying to reach the same goal that isn't trying to get into MC pants
>gameplay is based on numbers, numbers go up is good and fun
>the only gacha game i know where you CAN fail because you can't raise a horse right

this gacha has a lot of the good components that makes a gun and doesn't treat you like a retarded gooner who just turns off their brain and clap at the sexy girls.
Anonymous No.718989541
>>718989268
>the only gacha game i know where you CAN fail
No, even in the last year even the new Wizardry gacha can have you fail continuously if you don't deduce what you should do and if you're a massive retard who ignores several layers of prompts and has no patience you also can end up definitively losing characters you rolled for (you just have to wait for your stamina to come back for the chance of it happening to be nil).
Anonymous No.718989726
Anonymous No.718989749
It's a game for vanilla chads.
Anonymous No.718989752 >>718989831 >>718989923 >>718989965 >>718991076
>>718989015
>>718989050
>>718989156
>>718989208
>Women with large breasts=gooner game
Anonymous No.718989785
Post gameplay
Anonymous No.718989831
>>718989752
Zoomers and Alphafags unironically believe this.
Anonymous No.718989864
>>718988936 (OP)
Not legally, no
Anonymous No.718989923 >>718990121 >>718990265
>>718989752
>doesn't have Taiki Shuttle
OP's pic complains about exaggerated jiggle, Taiki's tits bounce absolutely everywhere during her run in her end career screen. And I wouldn't have it any other way, I want that ball of energy to maim me to sleep with those.
Anonymous No.718989929 >>718990015
>>718988936 (OP)
>Umamusume: pure and chaste game
>huge success

>Blue Archive: gooner game
>huge flop

sounds about right
Anonymous No.718989936
>>718988936 (OP)
I want to matepress impregnate her though.
Anonymous No.718989943
>>718988936 (OP)
It plays itself pretty straight compared to the other goonslop gatchas out there, thats why it has normie appeal.
Anonymous No.718989965
>>718989752
Yes, that is what you morons have said for 2 decades now. Hence characters such as Lara Croft, Rouge the Bat, and Tawna Bandicoot getting censo- uh, "redesigned".
Anonymous No.718989970
>>718988936 (OP)
>Is umamusume a gooner game or nah?
Nyes
Anonymous No.718990015 >>718990325
>>718989929
>>huge flop
Anonymous No.718990063
gooners are people whose sexual organs are functional
unless you've removed your penis, chemically castrated yourself, or are some kind of monk, you're probably a gooner
Anonymous No.718990121
>>718989923
Same. I want to use Taiki's boobs as my pillow every night.
Anonymous No.718990212 >>718990386
Does getting friendships to green change anything? Also any difference between orange and max that would motivate me to max them out asap?
Anonymous No.718990250
the sex
Anonymous No.718990265
>>718989923
Taiki is for teasing until she loses control.
Anonymous No.718990325
>>718990015
>Posting this again with zero context
Faggot, tell the class that Uma here was the only franchise forbidden from selling smut, and STILL ended up in the Top 5.
Anonymous No.718990386
>>718990212
Some card unique effect requires the bond at max rank, but generally orange is good enough to pump out rainbow trainings.
Anonymous No.718990447
>>718988936 (OP)
>gachashit
>game
Please, stop.
Anonymous No.718990448
>>718988936 (OP)
how do you do fellow horses
Anonymous No.718990643 >>718990943
>always get 2nd or 3rd place
>check first
>always some A+ 1200 speed 1000 stamina goldship or oguri winning it
>meanwhile I can barely scrape a 1000 speed 800 stamina horse
where do people get all the stats?
Anonymous No.718990943
>>718990643

MLB supports and they have better luck.
Anonymous No.718990987
>>718988936 (OP)
it's a reddit game
Anonymous No.718991043
>>718989268
>Retarded jap shit
>Dressed like normal people
Fucking hell is this board full of shut ins or something
Anonymous No.718991076
>>718989752
This is what those retards actually believe, yes.
Alongside the anime is either shounen or porn crap