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Anonymous No.718990870 >>718990956 >>718990979 >>718991290 >>718991309 >>718991345 >>718991726 >>718991893 >>718993271 >>718996278 >>718998816 >>718998894 >>718999279 >>718999839 >>719001235 >>719001238 >>719001434 >>719007223 >>719007364 >>719007937 >>719008179 >>719008803
DESCRIBE A CHARACTER
other Anons try to guess
Anonymous No.718990956 >>718991039 >>718993820
>>718990870 (OP)
Has a dead mentor, doesn't drink dog piss, good taste in party masks.
Anonymous No.718990979 >>718992041 >>718992069 >>718992293 >>718992423 >>718992559 >>718992671 >>718992745 >>718993531 >>719005071 >>719007879 >>719010145
>>718990870 (OP)
The ultimate Christian.
Anonymous No.718991039
>>718990956
Anonymous No.718991136 >>718991216 >>718991634 >>718991669 >>718991982 >>718993907 >>718994906
Balding drug addict in his 30s that keeps making everything worse while trying to fix things
Anonymous No.718991216 >>718991254
>>718991136
IT'S PAYNE!
Anonymous No.718991254
>>718991216
Not who I was thinking of, but I guess that also fits
Although he’s not really balding
Anonymous No.718991290 >>718991337
>>718990870 (OP)
the ass was fat
Anonymous No.718991309 >>718991547
>>718990870 (OP)
>I vander, vhat sort of unassuming conventional name vould best conceal my seekret nature?
>But of corse: Vlad!
Anonymous No.718991317
hates coffee
Anonymous No.718991337
>>718991290
Snake?
Anonymous No.718991345 >>718991450
>>718990870 (OP)
Okay, so, this character is fictional and he /she is from a video game.
Anonymous No.718991358 >>718991401 >>718991406 >>718991592 >>718991916 >>718993996
He jumps and collects coins while saying β€œwahoo”
Hint: he also says β€œit’s a me, Mario”
Anonymous No.718991371 >>718991510 >>718991761
He was the king until he got buck broken in The Jailer’s BDSM dungeon. Now he’s a pussy ass bitch who likes talking about his feelings. His dad would be ashamed
Anonymous No.718991401
>>718991358
uh... Jackie Chan?
Anonymous No.718991406
>>718991358
Anonymous No.718991450
>>718991345
Jackie Chan
Anonymous No.718991510
>>718991371
Anduin
Anonymous No.718991547 >>718991979
>>718991309
He's not a vampire though
Anonymous No.718991592
>>718991358
uhh Bubsy?
Anonymous No.718991634 >>718998503
>>718991136
Cobes?
Anonymous No.718991669
>>718991136
me irl
Anonymous No.718991676 >>718991775 >>718991819
He's literally me
Anonymous No.718991726 >>718991779 >>718991784 >>718994610 >>718999935 >>719001150
>>718990870 (OP)
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>steward of the throne - Stewart of Gondor (cmon now)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman
who comes up with this shit?
Anonymous No.718991761
>>718991371
Man just reading this shit makes me lmao, it's like a /pw/ meme but played straight and serious instead of for the lulz.
Nu-WoW is so fucking garbage.
Anonymous No.718991775
>>718991676
gay tony
Anonymous No.718991779
>>718991726
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
now I know where GRRM got the idea
Anonymous No.718991784
>>718991726
>bad guys
>nazi ghouls
Anonymous No.718991819 >>718992192
>>718991676
Anonymous No.718991893
>>718990870 (OP)
It's not his family name, the characters gave him the name wormtongue because he was a little snake
It was not meant to be subtle
/int/ernational haircuts No.718991916
>>718991358
Super Mario Bro from Super Mario Brothers
Anonymous No.718991979
>>718991547
>he did not find the secret boss
Anonymous No.718991982
>>718991136
I'm in my 50s tho
Anonymous No.718992041 >>718992092
>>718990979
Anonymous No.718992069 >>718992092
>>718990979
Any Belmont
Anonymous No.718992092
>>718992041
>>718992069
Neither of these.
Anonymous No.718992192
>>718991819
zozzle
Anonymous No.718992293 >>718992342
>>718990979
Doomguy pre-hugo martin's raping it into a kid's franchise.
Anonymous No.718992342
>>718992293
Nope, good guess though.
Anonymous No.718992356
I will survive with the latent power of carrots
Anonymous No.718992423 >>718992483 >>719001195
>>718990979
Joshua Graham? ( Mormon )
Anonymous No.718992483
>>718992423
Nope.
Anonymous No.718992559 >>718992589
an army guy and his ethnically diverse crew members wrecked havoc in futuristic japan

>>718990979
henry?
Anonymous No.718992584 >>718992656
always hungry, good leader, loves shitty rock music
Anonymous No.718992589
>>718992559
Nope, not Henry.
Anonymous No.718992656 >>718992798
>>718992584
Eddie Riggs?
Anonymous No.718992671
>>718990979
Anonymous No.718992745 >>718992772
>>718990979
Regardless of what you say it's Ky
Anonymous No.718992772 >>718994264
>>718992745
Nope but I'm too lazy to argue.
Anonymous No.718992798
>>718992656
nah
Anonymous No.718993267 >>719009474
Autistic man keeps dropping one liners and dissapearing for no reason.
Anonymous No.718993271
>>718990870 (OP)
A special operations field agent. (Easy difficulty)
Anonymous No.718993531
>>718990979
Is it Reverend Ray Mccall?
Anonymous No.718993820
>>718990956
I cheated is it! Is it Corvo Attano?
Anonymous No.718993907
>>718991136
Is it this guy
Anonymous No.718993996
>>718991358
Probably Luigi Mario
Anonymous No.718994264
>>718992772
Alright, fair enough. But I’m still holding out hope it’s some deep cut sleeper pick like Grayson Hunt or some obscure Suda51 protagonist. You’re being cryptic as hell and I respect it.
Anonymous No.718994331
Killed father 1000+ times
Still follows his wishes.
Anonymous No.718994342
A female sword fighter who fights with the power of Darkness.
Anonymous No.718994426 >>718994714
A loser who doesn't parttake in any activities and just stares at virtual boards all day
Anonymous No.718994428 >>718994805 >>719009593
He has killed 4 family relatives
Anonymous No.718994610
>>718991726
He was the original le creatividad.
Anonymous No.718994714
>>718994426
Anon? Me? ......... You?
Anonymous No.718994805
>>718994428
Rook from Far Cry 5
Anonymous No.718994906 >>718995814
>>718991136
Brad Armstrong
Anonymous No.718995651 >>718995752
Last of a ruling class that got slaughtered and managed to hide for a long time. Stole the PC's mom, got stabbed by one of their creations, stabbed the PC in a long convoluted gambit, started a religion, tried to flee to a neighboring star system, got gaslit by PC into kissing PC's mom and dies. Absolutely deserved it, to be fair.
Anonymous No.718995752
>>718995651
Thulsa Doom
Anonymous No.718995814
>>718994906
Finally someone got it
Anonymous No.718995887
Got his homeland invaded and razed, so he goes on a vengeful crusade where he invades and razes other people's homeland. Eventually he's betrayed and thrown in a prison to rot forever, where he dies
Anonymous No.718996093 >>718996142 >>718997963 >>718998030
Illegal immigrant makes killing the native population his mission.
Anonymous No.718996142 >>718997740
>>718996093
The protagonists of both Far Cry 3 and 4
Anonymous No.718996278 >>719008060
>>718990870 (OP)
She happened to greet a cat. You see her on an island adventure.
Anonymous No.718997740
>>718996142
4's mother is a native.
Anonymous No.718997963
>>718996093
The alien from Kill all humans.
Anonymous No.718998030
>>718996093
Kuja
Anonymous No.718998503
>>718991634
TMDWU
Anonymous No.718998674 >>718999539
Literally a terrorist
Anonymous No.718998779 >>718999178
their name is super mario
Anonymous No.718998816
>>718990870 (OP)
>hmm
>he reminds me of a cheeky anime, and he's really fond of revolvers..
Anonymous No.718998894
>>718990870 (OP)
Horse legs.
Anonymous No.718999071 >>718999351
Likes to chew gum but has none left
Anonymous No.718999178
>>718998779
super mario
Anonymous No.718999279
>>718990870 (OP)
>a spy, oh what a sneaky fellow he is
>pretty solid too
Anonymous No.718999351
>>718999071
Anonymous No.718999441
annoying yellow machine
Anonymous No.718999539
>>718998674
Duke from Ambition
Anonymous No.718999839 >>718999975
>>718990870 (OP)
he got blond hair
him also hold knif
uhhhhh
got a tail
Anonymous No.718999916
barefoot ice cream
Anonymous No.718999935
>>718991726
the older I get the more I realize most revered authors were idiots just like us
Anonymous No.718999975 >>719004930
>>718999839
Is he also an alien perchance
Anonymous No.719000109 >>719000349 >>719000621
He was supposedly the β€œmain villain” yet did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.719000349
>>719000109
Anonymous No.719000621
>>719000109
Vauclair
Anonymous No.719001150
>>718991726
>settlement with a newly built castle - Newcastle
do humans really?
Anonymous No.719001195 >>719001351 >>719007643 >>719009667
>>718992423
The prompt was for a Christian, not a heretic.
Anonymous No.719001235 >>719001421 >>719001456
>>718990870 (OP)
A city kid, who moved to a small town, got adopted into a cool kid friend circle and turned into a douchebag, who bullies and beats up losers with his gang.
Anonymous No.719001238
>>718990870 (OP)
Everyone hates him even you the player hate him.
Anonymous No.719001351 >>719001540
>>719001195
Just getting obvious go to out the way. Since he is so popular in the Fallout Fandom.
Anonymous No.719001421 >>719001497 >>719001570
>>719001235
Yu Narukami?
Anonymous No.719001434
>>718990870 (OP)
a FUCKING CAT
Anonymous No.719001456 >>719001570
>>719001235
It can't be Jimmy Hopkins can it?
Anonymous No.719001497
>>719001421
His friends were fuckin losers
Anonymous No.719001540
>>719001351
>Getting the obvious out the way
Anonymous No.719001570
>>719001421
Made it too obvious.
>>719001456
Jimbo never bullied anyone, quite uncharacteristic for a game called Bully.
Anonymous No.719002716
Okay, so another one:
He's so badass that the one time he punched a dragon to death isn't even the coolest thing he did, but his students are both morons.
Anonymous No.719002912 >>719003045
His name is not important.
Whats important is what he's about to do
Anonymous No.719003045
>>719002912
John Notimportant from Hatred.
Anonymous No.719003134
He's gonna take you back to the past
Anonymous No.719004160
HE
Anonymous No.719004410 >>719008320 >>719008694
he has a girl's name and he's autistic
Anonymous No.719004930
>>718999975
yea!
Anonymous No.719005028
American ranger sent to Britain to fight aliens from Russia
Anonymous No.719005071
>>718990979
Anonymous No.719005124
Bitter widower bent on revenge. Even though he literally saw his wife and son off to the afterlife and got to say goodbye it still haunts him late into the game and becomes his personal quest to get the last of his abilities. Surprisingly bad with technology and good at forgery
Anonymous No.719005137 >>719005271 >>719005431
kicks ass,his diet is mostly fruits he finds on the ground and he is "not that kind of guy"
Anonymous No.719005271
>>719005137
woah
Anonymous No.719005431
>>719005137
Alexander the Great.
Anonymous No.719006264
A black schizo with a case full of guns opens his third eye.
Anonymous No.719007223
>>718990870 (OP)
He is called GrΓ­ma. Wormtongue is just how people call him for being a manipulative bitch
Anonymous No.719007364 >>719007848
>>718990870 (OP)
Furry child murder
Anonymous No.719007497
Flies throw the night, parties to survive, is invited to every fight, and sodomizes her younger self.
Anonymous No.719007643
>>719001195
Joshua is really only Mormon in name only, he talks like a catholic
Anonymous No.719007848
>>719007364
Anonymous No.719007879 >>719009486
>>718990979
Oh Penitent one
Anonymous No.719007937
>>718990870 (OP)
He's made by his creators' wifes pots and pans
Anonymous No.719008006
We must be better cucks
Anonymous No.719008060
>>718996278
kuromi
Anonymous No.719008179 >>719009106
>>718990870 (OP)
The most racist woman alive who needs to put down the inferior races when they start causing trouble
Anonymous No.719008320
>>719004410
gudnam
Anonymous No.719008694
>>719004410
Abigail.
Anonymous No.719008803
>>718990870 (OP)
He's a rat.
Anonymous No.719009106 >>719009525
>>719008179
I can only think of Four from Drakengard 3
Anonymous No.719009474
>>718993267
Gman
Anonymous No.719009486
>>719007879
Silent as prayer, heavier than sin-he walks barefoot through ash and glass alike, and every clang of his censer is a confession.
Anonymous No.719009525
>>719009106
Nope
Anonymous No.719009593
>>718994428
Solid snake killed
> Big boss
> Big boss 2
> Liquid Snake
> Liquid Ocelot
> Big Boss 3
Anonymous No.719009667
>>719001195
i cant think of anyone else closer to jesus than a man betrayed by his own and nearly killed. The ultimate christian is the ultimate sacrifice
Anonymous No.719010145
>>718990979
That cucked faggot in FNV who wanted to turn the other cheek and abandon the valley.